Duo's Double

Duo's Double??! Part 6.

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Gundam characters. Just the ones I made up. I also don't own anything else I mention.

A/N: I took kinda long with this part…sorry. Anyhoo, enjoy!

Quote of the day: "I dunno. Vegeta seems more agitated than bored. Like he's got a bad case of haemorrhoids or something." ~ Krillin from Dragonball Z.

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A COUPLE OF MONTHS LATER…

Duo, Hilde, Quatre and Michelle were out at a carnival on a date. Since Duo had been acting the part of overprotective brother this was the only way Quatre and Michelle could go out and Duo would be happy. Hilde linked her arm with Duo's and smiled at him.

**Oy vey, I dunno if I can do this. Be a man Maxwell…dear God I sound like Wufei.** Duo thought to himself. The gang sat down and Duo and Michelle offered to get the food.

"So, have you asked her yet?" Michelle asked.

"Nope. I was thinking of doing it tonight." Duo said nervously as he blushed.

"God, you really are in love. You're acting like a teenager instead of a 20 year old." Michelle quipped. Duo raised an eyebrow. Michelle looked around and saw two guys with earpieces near Quatre and Hilde.

**Crap! They've found me. What the hell am I going to do?** Michelle thought. As if Duo read her mind…

"What's up Miche?" Duo asked. Michelle sighed.

"I wonder what they're talking about? Duo looks nervous." Hilde remarked.

"That would be a first." Quatre said as Hilde laughed. Michelle and Duo came back with the food. Duo got the ring out of his pocket and took Hilde by the hand. Hilde's eyes widened, Quatre put his arm around Michelle and smiled.

"Hilde, ever since that time when you offered me to join the enemy's side I fell for ya babe." Duo said.

"He sure has an interesting way of saying things." Michelle whispered. Duo got down on one knee.

"Hilde, will you do me the pleasure of being my one and only?" Duo asked. Hilde's eyes became watery and she nodded. Duo smiled a wide smile and kissed her.

"Awwwww!" Quatre said as Duo blushed. "There's a sight Wufei would like to see." Hilde took Duo's hand and they walked off.

"That's nice…for him I mean. She could do better." Michelle said as Quatre gave her a bewildered look. "Kidding! C'mon let's ride the Ferris wheel!" Michelle said pulling Quatre along.

"Say Miche?" Quatre asked.

"Yes Quatre-chan?"

"I…know this is an…what I'm trying to say is…please don't hit me for saying this coz if you punch like Duo…doyouloveme?" Quatre added the last bit as quick as he could. Michelle smirked and put her arms around his neck.

"Of course I do. I just want you to remember that ok?" She said.

"Ok. You have that look in your eyes again." Quatre smiled mischievously.

"What look?"

"The look that says I am so hot for you right now."

"Who wouldn't be?" Michelle whispered seductively as she leaned up to kiss him. He responded but with a bit more enthusiasm than her. she picked up the pace as he pulled her closer…

THE NEXT DAY…

Wufei was sitting in the Preventers' office meditating. He was doing this a lot more lately since the Maxwell population had doubled. Being in a state of calmness he didn't notice the two men approaching him…

Heero had just finished guarding Relena while she was at a meeting. He had heard the footsteps behind him a long time ago but simply turned around to the same two agents and surrendered. They had a look of confusion but none the less grabbed Heero and tossed him in the van with Wufei. Wufei, however, had proceeded to kick the agents' asses so they had to restrain him. Heero smirked as he looked at the tied and gagged Honourable Dragon.

The van went on to the travelling circus where Trowa worked. They went into the tent just as Trowa came off. Trowa took off his make up and costume, dressed into his normal clothes and turned around only to find the two agents pointing guns at him. Just as Heero had done he calmly raised his hands and surrendered. They threw him in the van as well.

The van stopped at Quatre's house. The two agents had managed to spike Quatre's tea and when he drank it he was knocked out cold. The van carried on, after picking up Quatre, to what looked like an abandoned warehouse. Inside there was a big lab that had big computer machines with lots of wires coming out of them. Worse thing was there were five experimenting tables. Pilot size experimenting tables. They pushed the G-boys out of the van. Quatre gulped when he saw the lab and Wufei could be heard muttering "INJUSTICE!!!" under his gag. Duo and Michelle were already there much to Quatre's surprise.

"Hey. Do you guys have any idea what's going on here?" Quatre asked. Unfortunately, one of the agents had decided to untie and un-gag Wufei.

"I'LL TELL YOU WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!!! YOU BLONDE IDIOT!! NO ONE EVER LISTENS TO ME!! YOUR GIRLFRIEND OVER THERE IS AN FBI AGENT AND HAS COME TO TAKE US SO THEY CAN EXPERIMENT ON US!!! BAKAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!" Wufei yelled as everyone stared at him. "Ah, I feel so much better." Everyone face-faulted. Michelle suddenly drop-kicked Duo so that he landed on the other Gundam pilots and she whipped out a gun.

"Nicely stated Wufei." She said. Wufei and Quatre just stared at her bewildered. (Kinda like this o_O.) Duo got back up and stared at her. His face never held that much anger and it was actually creeping the other guys out.

"Dude…" Heero said.

"How could you?! I welcomed you into my life! Shared everything with you and this is the thanks I get?!" Duo yelled.

"Oh you want me to thank you? Fine. THANKS BRO!" She yelled firing a shot at him. It hit him in the leg and he fell to the ground. Alex came out from the shadows.

"Well done agent. I see that you've accomplished your mission." Alex said.

"No I haven't sir." Michelle replied.

"What?!" Wufei yelled. "Whaddaya want to do now?!! Chop our heads off and hang them in your living room??! Maybe as a horrible conversation piece??! When all your friends come over you can look at my head on your wall and say 'oh ya! I kicked his sweet and sour chicken ass!"

"Wufei, calm down! The vein in your forehead is scaring me." Trowa said as Heero nodded in agreement. The other two agents looked at Michelle in surprise.

"What I mean is that we were sent here to bring them in because they were super humans. As you can see we were wrong." Michelle said pointing to Duo. "The only reason why they were chosen as Gundam pilots were because they were smart! And because they were young!"

"Ouch." Duo said.

"Is your leg hurting?" Quatre asked.

"No, my pride is dying though." Duo smirked. Alex got a crazed look on his face.

"NO! You have already been stalling this mission for the last four years!! Now we are so close and you tell me that this was all a waste of time!! I won't accept it!" Alex said pulling out a gun and aiming it at Quatre.

"What do you mean stalling?" Quatre asked as he swallowed hard.

"That girl has thought of every reason in the book not to come down here." Alex said getting ready to fire. Michelle came and kicked the gun out of his hand.

"Sir you are attempting to kill an innocent civilian. You could get in big trouble if you don't stop now." Michelle said. Alex just laughed insanely at her.

"I don't care! I've already wasted four years of my life and I'm not wasting anymore!" Alex yelled.

"Maybe you two should step outside." Michelle said as the other two agents went outside. "Sir, please stop this."

"I won't!! Not until this is over!!" Alex said as Duo came behind him and pushed a part of his neck so that he went unconscious. Then, he took Alex's gun and shot him in the head. Wufei was about to protest but Trowa put his hand over his mouth. Quatre just looked confused.

"I don't believe it!! He killed himself!!" Duo said as he wiped the gun with a cloth and put it back in the hands of Alex. Wufei and Quatre looked as confused as ever but the two agents rushed and took the body away.

"Don't worry boys, I'll take care of these guys." Michelle said as the other two rushed out. She reached into her inside pocket and pulled out a wire, which she turned off. She turned to Quatre and sighed. "I suppose I've got some explaining to do."

"Yeah!!! You baka onna!!! I may not like him but you shot Maxwell!! That is injustice!!" Wufei yelled as Michelle bent down and wiped the 'blood' off of Duo.

"You ok?" Michelle asked.

"Yep, I heard that ketchup is good for the skin! At least I didn't have to twist it back into place." Duo grinned.

"Don't even joke. You putting a broken bone back into place, that just totally grosses me out thinking about it." Michelle said. Heero shivered. (You know, it's a Duo line!)

"WILL SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON????!" Quatre yelled.

"Quatre yelled?! Catch me Heero I think I'm gonna faint." Trowa joked but Quatre gave him a Death Glare™ and he was The Silencer again.

"Well, the FBI was supposed to have been destroyed ages ago but the government decided to keep it open in secret. They observed the war and you five kept on popping up in the information. The fact that you were only fifteen surprised them even more. So they decided to check you out and see if you had any physical abnormalities." Michelle started.

"They had this theory that we were aliens so they wanted to capture us. Miche knew that I was her brother but she was never allowed to contact me. She tried to keep us from getting captured as long as she could but you can't stall the FBI for very long." Duo said.

"So, when those two agents showed up yesterday Michelle spilled everything to us and we came up with this plan." Heero said.

"Well, that just leaves one question. WHY THE BLOODY HELL WASN'T I INFORMED??!" Wufei yelled.

"Reaction was everything. Apart from Duo, you and Quatre show a lot of emotion when you are angry whereas me and Trowa don't." Heero explained. Wufei raised an eyebrow but seemed to except it. Duo saw Quatre's facial expression.

"Uh guys? Why don't we see if those agents are gone?" Duo asked. Heero and Trowa picked up on it and walked out.

"I don't what you need me for you braided baka." Wufei said but Duo dragged him by the collar. There was an odd silence between Michelle and Quatre.

"Was it true?" Quatre asked.

"What?"

"When you said you loved me? Was it true?"

"Of course it was. It wasn't exactly my plan to fall for my brother's best friend. Kind of like a typical American spy film huh?" Michelle said as Quatre smiled a little.

"Are…you gonna stay?"

"I have two reasons to stay now. They can't keep me from my family and that's Duo. It's an honour thing."

"I guess Wufei would like the FBI then." Quatre laughed. A very faint 'I heard that Winner' could be heard. Quatre kissed Michelle. "I love you."

"I love you too." Michelle said. "Besides Michelle Maxwell has a nice ring to it."

"I like Michelle Maxwell-Winner better." Quatre said softly.

"Huh?"

"Oh nothing!! Just delete that!" They walked out and opened the door to find the other four boys standing there.

"There was a light…it was blinking funny." Heero lied. The others agreed muttering something along the same lines. Quatre noticed the boys were all sniffing.

"Are you guys okay?" Quatre asked.

"Yeah, hay fever season." Wufei said wiping a tear from his eye. Quatre and Michelle walked ahead of the others.

"Man, that Quatre's one bad mother…" Heero started.

"Shut your mouth!" Duo said.

"But I'm only talking 'bout Quatre!" Heero reasoned.

"We can dig it." Trowa and Wufei quipped.

THE END!!

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