Duo's
Double??! The Unseen Footage.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything except my own characters. 'Nuff said.
**Nik
Nak is sitting in a big leather chair with a piece of paper in front of her.
She pops on a pair of glasses and starts to read.** After the filming of this production I was
sworn never to let this footage be seen, due to the…embarrassing contents. So
the G-boys, or more precisely Wufei, made me sign a contract. This was
the contract. I guess that'll teach them not to use erasable ink. **Smiles
evilly** I'm gonna enjoy this.
MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!
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ACTION!!
First
scene: Heero and Duo at the store.
"Why did you drag me here again? I seem to keep forgetting in my state of boredom." Heero says. Duo pulls out a gun from hammer-space.
"Omae
o korosu." Duo says as the rest of the cast crack up.
GO!!
Heero
walks up to the counter and stares Alex in the face.
"Isn't
there anyone else that can help him? I have places to be you know." Heero says.
Alex nods.
"Sure.
HEY NEW KID!!! HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO PROVE YOURSELF!!!" Alex shouts.
"WHO
IS IT??!" Michelle shouts from the back.
"THAT
SUICIDAL MANIAC WITH THE HAMMER-SPACE GUN!!"
"TELL
HIM I'M NOT HERE!!"
"I'm
sorry sir, she's not here can I take a message?" Alex says as Heero starts to
laugh.
3,2,1
ACTIOOOON!!
"So,
what is it you want me to do?" Michelle asks. Alex points to Duo and Heero.
"You must be joking! Oh this is so not cool!"
"She
did it again!!" Duo says.
"Oops!
She did it again!! She played with your heart!! Got lost in the game!! Ooh baby
baby!" Quatre and Trowa brake into song off-camera as Heero gives them the
Death Glare™.
GOOOOOOOO!!!!
"You are so obsessed! Not everything can be resolved using a Gundam!" Heero shouts. The whole cast start running around, holding their heads.
"OUR
WHOLE BELIEF SYSTEM HAS GONE DOWN THE TOILET!!! WAAAAH!" Heero just rolls his
eyes as Duo starts to laugh.
ACTION!!!
"Skip it." Quatre says. "We should call Wufei and Trowa. They might want to know before they go beating up the poor girl."
"I
can just see it now…AHHH!!! THAT ONNA LOOKS LIKE MAXWELL!! FEEL THE WRATH OF
NATAKU!!" Duo laughs doing an excellent impression of Wufei. Wufei runs onto
the camera.
"You
diss Nataku??! FEEL MY WRATH!!" Wufei says as he chases Duo around the set
trying to cut off his braid.
"Not
the braid!! Anything but the braid!!" Duo yells.
GO!!
"Wufei,
it's just one girl! She can't do any harm!" Quatre reasons.
"ALL
ONNAS ARE EVIL!!" Wufei yells as Sally Po comes on camera and bonks Wufei on
the head.
"No!"
Sally says as everyone else starts laughing.
ACTIOOOOOONN!!
"Omae o korosu!" Trowa says.
"I am sick and tired of you
people stealing my material. It's so lame." Heero says.
"Yah! It's like totally barfy!! Ohmigosh! Totally!" Duo says as Heero gets closer so he can hit Duo…
GO!!
"Of
course not Trowa!! NOW DUO, PULL THE LEVER!!!!" Quatre yells. Duo pulls the
lever and a ton of green gunge falls on Quatre's head. He spits it out and Duo
pats him on the back.
"Ah
well, at least it's not pink!" Duo says. (Can anyone guess who said that?! I
betcha can't!)
ACTION!!
The
G-boys are on the roller coaster. The director says action again but the roller
coaster still doesn't work.
"What
in the manual steering is going on here?" The Director shouts as Hilde and Noin
high-five each other.
"Mission
accomplished." Heero says as everyone looks at him strangely. "I don't like
roller coasters." Heero stated firmly.
ACTIOON!!
The
roller coaster actually works this time and the G-boys go into their roles. As
Heero starts his insane laugh Quatre, Trowa and Wufei, who aren't supposed to
be laughing, start to laugh. The director yells cut.
"What?!"
Heero asks.
"Your
laugh! It's so contagious!" Quatre says. (He's right! 1st time I
heard it I laughed too!)
Heero
is arguing with Alex and goes to grab his collar Heero pulls to hard and Alex
comes flying over the counter and on top of Heero.
"Hmph.
Weakling." Wufei mutters as Heero mouths "Omae o korousu."
ACTION!!!!
The
G-boys are questioning Michelle and she panics and tries to set off the flash
bomb. It doesn't work.
"Oh
crap." Michelle mutters. "Well if I'm gonna be captured I sure hope its you who's
gonna capture me." Michelle says flirting with Quatre. Quatre blushes as everyone
else starts to laugh.
GOOOOO!!
The
G-boys are running after Michelle.
"Sheesh
kabab. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!! I'm sorry I just found that so funny." Wufei says as
he goes into a fit of giggles.
ACTIOOOON!!!
"YOU
STOLE MY FACE!!" Michelle yells. Duo forgets his line and decides to improvise.
"Well
it wouldn't have happened if you had shared that dirtbike when we were five!" Duo
yelled.
"You
didn't even know how to ride it!!" The rest of the cast groan.
3,2,1
GO!
"Where
exactly did you come from?" Quatre asked.
"Lalalalala
America!! Lalalalala America!! Lalalalala America!!" Michelle and Duo sing as
Wufei pulls his katana out of his sheath.
ACTION!!!!
"Well
it's not everyday that a human head ends up cracking on the windshield of the
car and then we get splattered by the remains of the brain." Duo says.
"I
think I'll go join Winner." Wufei says as he runs to the bathroom but falls
over. Duo cracks up. "Say one word Maxwell and I will return you to hell
personally."
Quatre takes a sample of Duo's blood and Trowa faints.
"Geez,
who knew?" Duo asks.
"You
thinking what I'm thinking?" Heero says.
"Sure
Brain! But if me and Pippi Longstocking got together what would the children
look like?!" Wufei says in a perfect Pinky impression. Heero rolled his eyes.
Heero
wants to go in the car garage.
"Well,
you can't. Only authorised personnel can go in there. Little man." The man
said.
"I
AM NOT LITTLE!! NOW LET ME IN NOOOOOOOW!!!" Heero says throwing a temper
tantrum. Duo's laughter can be heard of stage. "You owe me $30 Zechs. Mission accomplished."
Wufei
gets squirted on his shirt and in his mouth. He spits out what was squirted
into his mouth as Quatre puts his hands over his ears.
"INJUUUUUSTIIIIIIIIIIIII…**cough,
cough, wheeze, spits** Call the medics…" Wufei says before passing out.
ACTION!
"I
swear lady, I'm not your grandson!" Heero protests.
"Now
c'mon Takeshi. Why would you come all the way here to visit me?" The old woman
says.
"I
AM NOT TAKESHI!!! LEAVE ME ALONE!" Heero protests but the old woman squashes
him in a big bear hug. Heero promptly turns blue. "I…can't breath…" A flash
from a camera is seen. The camera turns to see Zechs holding a Polaroid camera.
"Relena's
gonna love this!" Zechs says grinning.
"Duo…get
that photo…please…" Heero says as he passes out.
Alex
appears from the shadows.
"Well
done agent. But I have something to tell you. Both of you." Alex says. "Michelle,
Duo…**heavy breathing** I AM YOUR FATHER!!" Alex says as lightning cracks and
DUN DUN DUUUUN plays somewhere.
"Really?!"
Duo and Michelle say.
"No
not really. I can't back that up."
"Gomen
nasai Quatre." Michelle says.
"Why?
I'm not sure I understand." Quatre says.
"I'm
not surpised, after all I am an American who just spoke Japanese to an Arabian."
Michelle says.
"I'm
an anime character so I can speak every language." Quatre replies.
"Oh?
Wanna make out?" Michelle asks as Quatre glomps her. Everyone starts to laugh.
"Hi!
I was just calling because I live down the street from you and your girlfriend
come to my house today and she kick my dog." Duo says. Wufei starts to laugh
uncontrollably.
Wufei
just cannot stop laughing at Duo's accent.
"Ah,
looks like I've found a weakness." Duo smirks. Wufei almost chokes on his
laughter.
"Alrighty
then!! Let's role!!" Wufei says.
Duo
is chasing Quatre around the house.
"SLEEP
WITH MY SISTER WILL YOU??!" Duo says as they run off the set and into a
different recording studio.
"I'M
SORRY DUO!!!" Quatre says as they run pass Vegeta who at that moment was about
to pull off #19's arm. Duo gets the scythe and does it for him.
"Well
less work for me." Vegeta cracks as Piccolo starts to laugh.
Duo
gets the ring out of his pocket and takes Hilde by the hand. Hilde's eyes widen,
Quatre puts his arm around Michelle and smiles.
"Hilde,
ever since that time when you offered me to join the enemy's side I fell for ya
babe." Duo said. Quatre whips out his violin and starts to play.
"This
isn't from the script but purely from my heart. Will you marry me Hilde?" Duo
asks. Hilde kisses him and nods yes as the cast and crew applaud. Michelle appears
with a bouquet of flowers.
The
agents are about to take Trowa. Trowa raises his hands and crouches down.
"INCOMING
TRANSMISSION FROM THE BIG GIANT HEAD!!" Trowa says as everyone starts laughing.
"BAKAAAAAAA!!!
Wait a minute, can we cut? I don't think that was my best performance." Wufei
says as he clears his throat. "BAAAKAAAAAAAAAAA!! Ooh that was good!!" He says
clapping his hands and jumps up and down. "Okay, one more for me."
"When
you said you loved me? Was it true?" Quatre asks.
"Of
course it was. It wasn't exactly my plan to fall for my brother's best friend.
Kind of like a typical American spy film huh?" Michelle says as Quatre smiles a
little.
"AND
IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEIIIII WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOOOOOOOOOOOOU!!!" Duo starts
to sing as Quatre laughs.
"Man,
that Quatre's one bad mother…" Heero starts.
"Shut
your mouth!" Duo says.
"But
I'm only talking 'bout Quatre!" Heero reasons.
"We
can dig it." Trowa and Wufei quip. The Shaft music starts up. Heero puts on a
pair of sunglasses.
"Who's
da man that all girls would love to have?" Heero says.
"Quatre!"
Wufei and Trowa join in. Heero starts getting jiggy wit' it.
"Who's
da guy that's only able to get a girl while breaking a table?!"
"Quatre!!"
Heero, Wufei and Trowa do a little funky dance number as everyone applauds.
THE END.
That's it!!! Bye!!