My Oh My!
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A/N: I was bored. Sue me. Sing this to the "American Pie" chorus and you will see how I made these up. But I call them poems. So n'ya! :P Wait, I already said that.... ;;

My oh my it's that Japanese guy!
Setting his leg, oh why oh why?
Shooting you dead before you could say hi!
'Cause he's that self-destructo guy!
Blowing up OZ like a peice of pie!
With a monotone voice he said hai!
He can't shoot Relena, why oh why?
'Cause he's that self-destructo guy!

My oh my it's that Chinese guy!
Racing on the motorcycle, why oh why?
Slicing OZ with his sword before you can say hi!
'Cause he's that dragon guy!
"IT'S A GUNDAM!" "Oh die, oh die!"
"Eat dust! (like a peice of pie)"
Killing before you could say hai!
'Cause he's that dragon guy!

My oh my it's that Arabian guy!
Asking them to surrender before they die! die! die!
Going crazy when Wing Zero fly!
'Cause he's that sweet guy!
Surrendering to Trowa, why oh why?
Nearly kills him before he cries!
No, he admits it, he never lies!
'Cause he's that sweet guy!

My oh my it's that American guy!
Eating tons of slices of pie!
He runs and hides, but he never lies!
'Cause he's that braided guy!
Shooting Heero in the leg, why oh why?
Getting thrown in jail, oh my oh my!
Never letting missions fail, hi oh hi!
'Cause he's that braided guy!

My oh my it's that British guy!
When people sees him, they die! die! die!
Never lets a Leo get away and fly!
'Cause he's that unibanged guy!
He is the most silent clown!
Always wearing a frown!
'Cept when talking to Quatre, my oh my!
'Cause he's that unibanged guy!

My oh my it's that whiny girl!
When yelling Heero, you want to hurl!
She runs and stalks and Heero tries to hide!
Becuase she loves that Japanese guy!
She yells Heero all day long!
I don't know why I made this song!
She stalks all day and Heero tries to hide!
Because she loves that Japanese guy!

My oh my it's that blonde-haired guy!
Fights in Tallgeese and never hurts a fly!
Getting stalked by Noin all night, all day!
She glomps his leg and he shouts,"HEY!"
Because he's that long-haired guy!
He's now against Trieze, why oh why?
Une repaired Tallgeese, my oh my!
Fighting Heero, die oh die!
'Cuase he's that long-haired guy!

My oh my it's that spider-browed girl!
She is so ugly, it also makes you want to hurl!
She loved war, and stabbed Quatre on the side!
'Cause we wish in war she had died!
We thought she was on our side, my oh my!
But she was on OZ's, oh please die!
She fights always, 'cause of her Quatre had cried!
'Cause we wish in war she had died!

My oh my it's that sword-fighting guy!
Goes against Romafeller, why oh why?
Defeats Wufei, oh my oh my!
Then dies, we all cry, cry, cry!
'Cause he's that peace-wanting guy!
He is the cause of Zech's mask breaking!
He is the guy we all love hating!
And when he dies, OZ also dies!
'Cause he's that peace-wanting guy!

My oh my it's that red-headed girl!
The one that tried taking over the world!
She claims to be Trieze's daughter!
'Cuase she has lots of haters!
If you ask me, her hat is too tight!
She has a couple of loose screws, all right!
But why did she try to take over later?
'Cause she has lots of haters!

The End

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