Anime Mixx
Episode 6: Suicidal Anime Characters
The setting is a fast food restaurant called McDerby's. You know the characters if you have read the first story, if not, the story tells what you need to know.
Tasuki: ::leaning on counter:: Ne, Yui, why is there a bandage on your forehead?
Yui: ....Ash bit me.
Nuriko: What the hell?
Tasuki: CANNIBAL!
Ash: ::hides::
Miaka: ::climbs on the counter:: I'M GOING TO END IT ALL!
Tasuki: what?!
Chichiri: Miaka, get off of there no da!
Miaka: NO! YOU CANT STOP ME! I'M GOING TO JUMP!
Nuriko + Tamahome: NOOOOO!!!!
Miaka: ::jumps, lands on feet, was only 2 feet in the air::
Everyone: ::sweatdrops::
Miki: I still don't see why they don't sell marm---
Yui: NOOOO!!! ::covers Miki's mouth:: .....I might get hit with the jars again... I mean.. ash might bite me again!
Ash: LIES! ALL LIES!
Tomoyo: I got that all on camera, kawaii!
Sakura: ::sweatdrops::
Usagi: I feel sick....
Chibiusa: Baka-usagi! You DID eat an entire self-serve soda machine!
Usagi: ::keels over::
Haruka: ::working the fries:: This makes me feel old...
Michiru: I can make you feel VERY young.. ::grins sexily::
Ash: ::face is on fire... no, he isn't blushing.... ITS LITERALLY ON FIRE!::
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: HOLY SHIT! GAY BOY 2'S ON FIRE!!!
Yuu: STOP DROP AND ROLL YOU DUMBASS! STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Ash: ::dives in the milkshake machine::
Yuu: ....or that.. ::sweatdrops::
Misty: ::pulls ash out:: Oh my goddess! Are you ok?
Miaka: Did you just say "oh my goddess?"
Misty: I'm atheist! ::sticks tongue out::
Miaka: O.o;;
ash: ::skin is peeling off::
Tasuki: Look look! He's dead!
ash: ...pika.... chu.....
Pikachu: ::sits beside him, teary-eyed:: Pika?
Ash: I love you.. Pikachu...
Usagi + Miaka: ::waterfall of tears gushing out of their eyes::
Everyone else but Tasuki and Tamahome: ::wiping slight tears from the corner of their eyes::
Ash: ::dies::
Tasuki: ding dong the witch is dead!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAA!!!!! ::cries::
Misty: NOOOOOO!!!!!! ::runs out of the restaurant, gets hit by a car on the highway::
Pikachu: ::drowns self in milkshake machine::
Meiko: Is everyone suicidal today or what?
Tamahome: ::buries Pikachu and Ash... Misty's body was too badly mutilated::
Yui: ::tosses a rose on ash's grave:: I'm sorry I accused you of biting me...
Tasuki: ::looks around:: Did you know we just buried him under the trash heap?
Everyone: ::sweatdrops, and goes back inside::
Miaka: Well.. I'm going to go flush my head down the toilet::
Tamahome: WHAT THE HELL?
Miaka: I meant Yui's head, my bad..
Yui: WHAT?!
Miaka: ::faints::
Miki: ::faints::
Nuriko: They're both anemic! ^^;
Tamahome: MIAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yuu: MIKI!!!!!
::they both rush to their lovers' sides::
Miaka: ::wakes up:: I'm hungry
Miki: I LOVE YOU YUU! :frenches yuu::
Nuriko: My god... what the hell is wrong today?
Tasuki: I dunno but ASH IS DEAD!
Lasagna-chan: How morbid!
Tasuki ::looks around:: WHO SAID THAT!?!
Lasagna-chan: ::hides::
Ryo-ohki: ::burrows in Nuriko's hair::
Nuriko: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ryo-ohki: MIYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: ::laughs::
Miaka: ::on the ground, recovering from fainting::
Reader: This had to be the DUMBEST EPISODE EVER!
Lasagna-chan: Oh go to hell! At least Ash died! What've you got to complain about THAT?!
Reader: ........
Lasagna-chan: DIDNT THINK SO!
Tomoyo: I videotaped all the melo-drama! KAWAII!
Sakura: ::falls over anime style::
Tasuki: Looks like we're gonna have to cut off gay boy's hair..
Nuriko: NO WAY!!!! ::runs off, Ryo-ohki still embedded in his hair::
Lasagna-chan: Will the Pokemon gang be alive next episode? Will Nuriko cut his hair...?
Nuriko: HELL NO!
Lasagna-chan: ...well he does in the series, but I mean this time ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAH
Nuriko: NOOOOO!
Nuriko fans: NOOOOO!
Lasagna-chan: ...I wouldnt do that! Nuri has SEXY HAIR!!!
Nuriko: Oh I know I do! ^^!
Lasagna-chan: ...ahh where was I? Oh, well... TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR...
Nuriko: THE NURIKO IS SOOOOO DAMN SEXY SHOW!
Lasagna-chan: ::sweatdrops:: ......also know as... ANIME MIXX!!!!
End of episode 6!! ^_^;
Episode 6: Suicidal Anime Characters
The setting is a fast food restaurant called McDerby's. You know the characters if you have read the first story, if not, the story tells what you need to know.
Tasuki: ::leaning on counter:: Ne, Yui, why is there a bandage on your forehead?
Yui: ....Ash bit me.
Nuriko: What the hell?
Tasuki: CANNIBAL!
Ash: ::hides::
Miaka: ::climbs on the counter:: I'M GOING TO END IT ALL!
Tasuki: what?!
Chichiri: Miaka, get off of there no da!
Miaka: NO! YOU CANT STOP ME! I'M GOING TO JUMP!
Nuriko + Tamahome: NOOOOO!!!!
Miaka: ::jumps, lands on feet, was only 2 feet in the air::
Everyone: ::sweatdrops::
Miki: I still don't see why they don't sell marm---
Yui: NOOOO!!! ::covers Miki's mouth:: .....I might get hit with the jars again... I mean.. ash might bite me again!
Ash: LIES! ALL LIES!
Tomoyo: I got that all on camera, kawaii!
Sakura: ::sweatdrops::
Usagi: I feel sick....
Chibiusa: Baka-usagi! You DID eat an entire self-serve soda machine!
Usagi: ::keels over::
Haruka: ::working the fries:: This makes me feel old...
Michiru: I can make you feel VERY young.. ::grins sexily::
Ash: ::face is on fire... no, he isn't blushing.... ITS LITERALLY ON FIRE!::
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: HOLY SHIT! GAY BOY 2'S ON FIRE!!!
Yuu: STOP DROP AND ROLL YOU DUMBASS! STOP DROP AND ROLL!
Ash: ::dives in the milkshake machine::
Yuu: ....or that.. ::sweatdrops::
Misty: ::pulls ash out:: Oh my goddess! Are you ok?
Miaka: Did you just say "oh my goddess?"
Misty: I'm atheist! ::sticks tongue out::
Miaka: O.o;;
ash: ::skin is peeling off::
Tasuki: Look look! He's dead!
ash: ...pika.... chu.....
Pikachu: ::sits beside him, teary-eyed:: Pika?
Ash: I love you.. Pikachu...
Usagi + Miaka: ::waterfall of tears gushing out of their eyes::
Everyone else but Tasuki and Tamahome: ::wiping slight tears from the corner of their eyes::
Ash: ::dies::
Tasuki: ding dong the witch is dead!
Pikachu: PIKAAAAAAA!!!!! ::cries::
Misty: NOOOOOO!!!!!! ::runs out of the restaurant, gets hit by a car on the highway::
Pikachu: ::drowns self in milkshake machine::
Meiko: Is everyone suicidal today or what?
Tamahome: ::buries Pikachu and Ash... Misty's body was too badly mutilated::
Yui: ::tosses a rose on ash's grave:: I'm sorry I accused you of biting me...
Tasuki: ::looks around:: Did you know we just buried him under the trash heap?
Everyone: ::sweatdrops, and goes back inside::
Miaka: Well.. I'm going to go flush my head down the toilet::
Tamahome: WHAT THE HELL?
Miaka: I meant Yui's head, my bad..
Yui: WHAT?!
Miaka: ::faints::
Miki: ::faints::
Nuriko: They're both anemic! ^^;
Tamahome: MIAAAAAKAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
Yuu: MIKI!!!!!
::they both rush to their lovers' sides::
Miaka: ::wakes up:: I'm hungry
Miki: I LOVE YOU YUU! :frenches yuu::
Nuriko: My god... what the hell is wrong today?
Tasuki: I dunno but ASH IS DEAD!
Lasagna-chan: How morbid!
Tasuki ::looks around:: WHO SAID THAT!?!
Lasagna-chan: ::hides::
Ryo-ohki: ::burrows in Nuriko's hair::
Nuriko: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Ryo-ohki: MIYAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!
Tasuki: ::laughs::
Miaka: ::on the ground, recovering from fainting::
Reader: This had to be the DUMBEST EPISODE EVER!
Lasagna-chan: Oh go to hell! At least Ash died! What've you got to complain about THAT?!
Reader: ........
Lasagna-chan: DIDNT THINK SO!
Tomoyo: I videotaped all the melo-drama! KAWAII!
Sakura: ::falls over anime style::
Tasuki: Looks like we're gonna have to cut off gay boy's hair..
Nuriko: NO WAY!!!! ::runs off, Ryo-ohki still embedded in his hair::
Lasagna-chan: Will the Pokemon gang be alive next episode? Will Nuriko cut his hair...?
Nuriko: HELL NO!
Lasagna-chan: ...well he does in the series, but I mean this time ALL OF IT! HAHAHAHAH
Nuriko: NOOOOO!
Nuriko fans: NOOOOO!
Lasagna-chan: ...I wouldnt do that! Nuri has SEXY HAIR!!!
Nuriko: Oh I know I do! ^^!
Lasagna-chan: ...ahh where was I? Oh, well... TUNE IN NEXT TIME FOR...
Nuriko: THE NURIKO IS SOOOOO DAMN SEXY SHOW!
Lasagna-chan: ::sweatdrops:: ......also know as... ANIME MIXX!!!!
End of episode 6!! ^_^;