*This is my pointless FF7+8 story, (but mostly FF7)*
*At Shinra headquarters*
Rufy-chan- HAHAHAHA KISS MY ASS, I WIN!!!!
Tseng- I told ya no-one can beat him at Twister
Seifey-chan- DAMMIT!!!!! I was so close, The left hand yellow was tricky, but I pulled it
off, but that left foot green just got me
Rufy-chan- LOOOOOOSER, I AM KING OF TWISTER, isn't that
right Tseng?
Tseng- *sigh* yes Rufus
*Just outside the biggest bar in the world (where else would you find these 3?)*
**A veeeeerrrry drunk Reno and Rude are singing 'Ooh stick you' at the top
of their little lungs while dancing on president Rufus's limo, while Elna is
slowly dying of embarrassment**
Elna- Get down now, Before President Rufus sees you
Rude- WHY?
Elna- Because you're scratching the paintwork
Rufy-chan- YOU'RE SCRATCHING MY PAINTWORK?!?!?!
**thunders up to them**
Elna- Now you're in for it
Rufy-chan- *at the top of his little President lungs* YOU TWO ARE SO IN FOR IT
NOW!!!
Reno and Rude together- GULP
Rude- RUN FOR IT!!!
Elna- EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
Rufy-chan- Why are you screaming, you weren't the one dancing on my car?
Elna- IT'S SEPHIROTH, HE'S BEHIND PRESIDENT RUFUS!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEE
EKKKKKKKKKK!
**Elna runs screaming into the sunset**
Sephy-chan- What was that all about? All I wanted was to say hi
Reno- DIE SCUM!!!
****realizes his Nightstick (electric rod thingie) is out of batteries he hits Sephy-chan on
the head with it****
Sephy-chan-(in an oh so sarcastic voice) Oh, I am in such pain
Reno- Well if this damed thing would work you would be!! (kicks his
nightstick like a football)
David Beckham- You would make a good football player
Reno- Thanx .......DIE!!
**hits him on the head with the badly dented nightstick, and, seeing as David
Beckham is such a wuss kills him instantly**
Rufy-chan- LETS DANCE ON HIS DEAD BODY!!!!!!
Victoria Beckham- YAYYY, bagsie the head!
Baby Brooklyn Beckham- Da da die die
Vincy-chan- YESSSSSSSSSSSS, I hated that guy!!!
**everybody dances and is happy**
***Next day***
**Reno and Rude are watching T.V**
*at Reno's house*
Reno- This show sucks
Rude- Yeah!
Tseng(He's here too)- That's it I'm changing the channel
**Tseng changes the Channel**
Rude- Oh yay! teletubbies!!
Reno- (Shakes his head) Sad, sad, sad
Tseng- Rude you are a Turk
Rude- So? is it against the rules for Turks to like teletubbies or somthing?
Tseng- Y'know actually rule 2343 states quite clearly : Under no
circumstances are Turks to like Teletubbies. It is an offence to their
superiors.
Rude- DAMN!!
Reno- Ha!
Rude- shut the £$%&%*&"$% up Reno
Reno- Temper, Temper
Tseng- BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, ROBOT WARS IS ON!!
Reno and Rude- Yes!! I love that show
Tseng- SO SHUT UP AND WATCH IT!!!!!!
**they all shut up and watch robot wars**
*At Vincents House*
Vincy-chan- So Sephy do you think that you can beat me?
Sephy-chan- Any day of the week.
Vincy-chan- Lets rumble
Sephy-chan- I'm game, if you are
Vincy-chan- Lets do this
*Vincy-chan and Sephy-chan start playing Twister*
Rufy-chan- Right hand blue for vincent
Sephiroth, left foot green.......
**half an hour later**
Rufy-chan- Vincent right hand yellow
Vincy-chan- Ha, beat that Sephy-boy
Sephy-chan- Gladly
Rufy-chan- Right foot red Sephiroth
Sephy-chan- Ha gotcha Vincy-boy
Rufus- Thats it!!! You both win okay, I am sooooo sick of this!!!
Both- FINE!!!!!!
**Both stomp off in a huff**
*Back outside the biggest bar in the world*
Elna- so, Rufus didn't fire you two?
Reno- No
Rude- We just have to pay for a new limo (sob)
Reno- stop being such a baby Rude! He only stopped our pay for the next
three years. (sob)
Elna- Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, told ya not to get so drunk. haaaaaaa
Reno- (Hits Elna on the head with his fixed nightstick) Dont laugh at me!
Elna- OWIE!!! that hurts!
Reno- ha
Elna- (shoots Reno) I believe I have the last laugh, HAAA
Rude- That was just a little bit too far.
Elna- He had it comin
Reno- I need a doctor
Elna- Oh shut up
**Rude drags Reno to the nearest hospital**
Rufus- Elna
Elna- Yes President Rufus?
Rufus- You're fired
Elna- WHAT?
Rufus- It is against the rules for one of of the Turks to injure another Turk
Elna- Shit!
Rufus- Here's a fine for £100
Elna- Why?
Rufus- It is illegal to swear in front of the president
Elna- DAMMIT!
*Sooooo, whatcha think? stupid wasn't it? I bet no-one even finished it*
*At Shinra headquarters*
Rufy-chan- HAHAHAHA KISS MY ASS, I WIN!!!!
Tseng- I told ya no-one can beat him at Twister
Seifey-chan- DAMMIT!!!!! I was so close, The left hand yellow was tricky, but I pulled it
off, but that left foot green just got me
Rufy-chan- LOOOOOOSER, I AM KING OF TWISTER, isn't that
right Tseng?
Tseng- *sigh* yes Rufus
*Just outside the biggest bar in the world (where else would you find these 3?)*
**A veeeeerrrry drunk Reno and Rude are singing 'Ooh stick you' at the top
of their little lungs while dancing on president Rufus's limo, while Elna is
slowly dying of embarrassment**
Elna- Get down now, Before President Rufus sees you
Rude- WHY?
Elna- Because you're scratching the paintwork
Rufy-chan- YOU'RE SCRATCHING MY PAINTWORK?!?!?!
**thunders up to them**
Elna- Now you're in for it
Rufy-chan- *at the top of his little President lungs* YOU TWO ARE SO IN FOR IT
NOW!!!
Reno and Rude together- GULP
Rude- RUN FOR IT!!!
Elna- EEEEEEEEEEEKKKKKKKK
Rufy-chan- Why are you screaming, you weren't the one dancing on my car?
Elna- IT'S SEPHIROTH, HE'S BEHIND PRESIDENT RUFUS!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEE
EKKKKKKKKKK!
**Elna runs screaming into the sunset**
Sephy-chan- What was that all about? All I wanted was to say hi
Reno- DIE SCUM!!!
****realizes his Nightstick (electric rod thingie) is out of batteries he hits Sephy-chan on
the head with it****
Sephy-chan-(in an oh so sarcastic voice) Oh, I am in such pain
Reno- Well if this damed thing would work you would be!! (kicks his
nightstick like a football)
David Beckham- You would make a good football player
Reno- Thanx .......DIE!!
**hits him on the head with the badly dented nightstick, and, seeing as David
Beckham is such a wuss kills him instantly**
Rufy-chan- LETS DANCE ON HIS DEAD BODY!!!!!!
Victoria Beckham- YAYYY, bagsie the head!
Baby Brooklyn Beckham- Da da die die
Vincy-chan- YESSSSSSSSSSSS, I hated that guy!!!
**everybody dances and is happy**
***Next day***
**Reno and Rude are watching T.V**
*at Reno's house*
Reno- This show sucks
Rude- Yeah!
Tseng(He's here too)- That's it I'm changing the channel
**Tseng changes the Channel**
Rude- Oh yay! teletubbies!!
Reno- (Shakes his head) Sad, sad, sad
Tseng- Rude you are a Turk
Rude- So? is it against the rules for Turks to like teletubbies or somthing?
Tseng- Y'know actually rule 2343 states quite clearly : Under no
circumstances are Turks to like Teletubbies. It is an offence to their
superiors.
Rude- DAMN!!
Reno- Ha!
Rude- shut the £$%&%*&"$% up Reno
Reno- Temper, Temper
Tseng- BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE HELL UP, ROBOT WARS IS ON!!
Reno and Rude- Yes!! I love that show
Tseng- SO SHUT UP AND WATCH IT!!!!!!
**they all shut up and watch robot wars**
*At Vincents House*
Vincy-chan- So Sephy do you think that you can beat me?
Sephy-chan- Any day of the week.
Vincy-chan- Lets rumble
Sephy-chan- I'm game, if you are
Vincy-chan- Lets do this
*Vincy-chan and Sephy-chan start playing Twister*
Rufy-chan- Right hand blue for vincent
Sephiroth, left foot green.......
**half an hour later**
Rufy-chan- Vincent right hand yellow
Vincy-chan- Ha, beat that Sephy-boy
Sephy-chan- Gladly
Rufy-chan- Right foot red Sephiroth
Sephy-chan- Ha gotcha Vincy-boy
Rufus- Thats it!!! You both win okay, I am sooooo sick of this!!!
Both- FINE!!!!!!
**Both stomp off in a huff**
*Back outside the biggest bar in the world*
Elna- so, Rufus didn't fire you two?
Reno- No
Rude- We just have to pay for a new limo (sob)
Reno- stop being such a baby Rude! He only stopped our pay for the next
three years. (sob)
Elna- Ha ha ha ha haaaaaa, told ya not to get so drunk. haaaaaaa
Reno- (Hits Elna on the head with his fixed nightstick) Dont laugh at me!
Elna- OWIE!!! that hurts!
Reno- ha
Elna- (shoots Reno) I believe I have the last laugh, HAAA
Rude- That was just a little bit too far.
Elna- He had it comin
Reno- I need a doctor
Elna- Oh shut up
**Rude drags Reno to the nearest hospital**
Rufus- Elna
Elna- Yes President Rufus?
Rufus- You're fired
Elna- WHAT?
Rufus- It is against the rules for one of of the Turks to injure another Turk
Elna- Shit!
Rufus- Here's a fine for £100
Elna- Why?
Rufus- It is illegal to swear in front of the president
Elna- DAMMIT!
*Sooooo, whatcha think? stupid wasn't it? I bet no-one even finished it*