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The Life, Love, and Times of James Potter
Chapter Two: Kamikaze James

When they reached the top they were just in time to see Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Peter Pettigrew, Narcissa Prewitt, and a legre quantity of dungbombs and the like emerge from seemingly nowhere. James' invisibility cloak snaked to the floor. Minerva and James started cackling evily.
"Snape is sooooooo going to pay!" James gasped between what was now giggles. Lily just gaped at the floor, now covered in Zonko's merchandise.
"Oh, James," Remus said,"Happy Birthday from the staff of Zonko's." Peter picked up a package and lobbed it in James general direction.
"Okay, so the plan is?" Lily asked, still gaping, at the floor.
"One of us is going to sneak into the slyhterin common room, aided by Polyjuice potion, and trash the place," Narcissa explained.
"Oh! OH! LOOK! Look at my birthday gift!"
James was surrounded by various items they had never seen before. Well, the rest of them hadn't. James looked positively ecstatic
"What are they?!"
"These are like Dungbombs, only more portable. They're called Stink Pellets. And these look like Fizzing Whizbees, but they make you heavier. And this gum turns your teeth blue for days. And...OH! A whole box of chocolate covered frogs! They're always worth a laugh!"
"Where did these come from?!" Sirius screamed, looking like a kid in a candy store.
"The joke shop in Godrics Hollow. The owner is Zonko's owner's cousin. They've got a lot of stuff you can't find anywhere elseI'll have to get you guys some stuff from there sometime." Peter looked like his prayers had just been answered.
With that, they started planning. In the end, they just drew straws to see who went. James lost royally.
"Ugh. Looks like I'm drinking esence of Snape."
"James, you probably won't make it out of there whole! So many Death Eaters...."
"I don't care. I'm going."
"James-"
"No, Lily. I'm going."