IDAMORON By: Fierce Gundam

I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE CHARACTERS!!!!
This is my first story posted on Fanfiction.net. If in any way I
offend any of you Jim Hawking fans please tell me.

A blonde child walks onto the white T.V. set.
"Hi I'm Jim Hawking and I'm the IDAMORON child," said
Jim snickering. Jim tried to refrain from laughing.
"This product is so wonderful that your children will actually
like it". Then in a loud thunderous voice he said," VEGGIE
TIGERS, MADE BY IDAMORON". He then tried, again, not to
laugh. "They are made with 100% sugar, no natural ingredients
included, and one little tiger is packed with 2,000 calories. That's a
day's calories"!!! At that point Jim couldn't bare this idiocy any
longer, he broke down laughing. Then he recollected himself and
started to talk again.
"If you have to know," said Jim," I'm getting paid 1,000,000
wong".
Only a fool would eat this stuff.

Suddenly a figure broke down the stage door and darted
toward Jim. It was Gene Starwind.
"HELP, JIM," screamed Gene," there is a rioting crowd
outside ready to you away! They say your commercial sucks and it
is an insult to them. Quick I need something full of energy and fast
or else I won't be able to keep open the door"! Jim had an evil smirk
on his face. Even though his life was in danger he could resist the
mischief inside of him now.
"Here Gene take this," said Jim. Jim threw Gene a Veggie
Tiger. Gene swallowed it whole.
"Thanks… J...I…M," said Gene drowsily. Gene passed out
before he hit the floor.
"HAHAHAHAHA," cried Jim hysterically. He thought it
was a funny prank.

A crowd of rioters bursted through the small doorway in a
rage.
"THERE HE IS GET HIM!!!" yelled one of the rioters. There
were shouts and screams coming from the rioters and Jim.
"WELL THAT'S ALL WE HAVE TODAY FROM
IDAMORON," said Jim frantically," HELP SOMEBODY"!!! And
with that Jim was carried off the stage.