EMPEROR'S NEW UNDERWEAR
This story begans right before Emperor Kuzco is turned in to a Llama.
"Welcome to Kuzcotopia!" said Kuzco to a village peasant, Pacha.
"So...where are we gonna live?" replied Pacha.
"Where are u gonna live? You think i give a fuck?? , Guards! throw him outta my tower! and don't bleed on my floor!" said the heartless emperor.
Pacha was stunned by the words of this soulless being... he stood there knowing that his village will be wiped soon..and he's gotta do something about it!
"Hey! don't touch my ass!" said Pacha to one of the guards who was about to throw him out of the tower.
"woops...sorry.." replied the guard.
So, the worried Pacha was thrown out of the tower, but it seems that lady luck was with Pacha...he didn't hit the ground head-first.. he was caught by his trustful friend Alexis at the bottom of the tower.
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By dawn, the emperor was having dinner with his royal advisor, Izma.
"A toast to the emperor, for finally completing the finance council for this land....after a decad" said Izma...grinning at the emperor.
Izma stabbed her elbow at her son, Dicky..providing that Dicky had a brain a size of a pea, he nodded vigorously at his mothers command.
Dicky took out a large tank which has a note stuck to it which read : Poison! will kill kuzco in less that a month! and slammed it on the table.. Izma looked at Dicky with eyes wide open wondering whether she adopted this asshole or not.
Lucky for this evil mother and son...the emperor had already fallen asleep...
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Please wait for the continuing story in Chapter 2.
This story begans right before Emperor Kuzco is turned in to a Llama.
"Welcome to Kuzcotopia!" said Kuzco to a village peasant, Pacha.
"So...where are we gonna live?" replied Pacha.
"Where are u gonna live? You think i give a fuck?? , Guards! throw him outta my tower! and don't bleed on my floor!" said the heartless emperor.
Pacha was stunned by the words of this soulless being... he stood there knowing that his village will be wiped soon..and he's gotta do something about it!
"Hey! don't touch my ass!" said Pacha to one of the guards who was about to throw him out of the tower.
"woops...sorry.." replied the guard.
So, the worried Pacha was thrown out of the tower, but it seems that lady luck was with Pacha...he didn't hit the ground head-first.. he was caught by his trustful friend Alexis at the bottom of the tower.
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By dawn, the emperor was having dinner with his royal advisor, Izma.
"A toast to the emperor, for finally completing the finance council for this land....after a decad" said Izma...grinning at the emperor.
Izma stabbed her elbow at her son, Dicky..providing that Dicky had a brain a size of a pea, he nodded vigorously at his mothers command.
Dicky took out a large tank which has a note stuck to it which read : Poison! will kill kuzco in less that a month! and slammed it on the table.. Izma looked at Dicky with eyes wide open wondering whether she adopted this asshole or not.
Lucky for this evil mother and son...the emperor had already fallen asleep...
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Please wait for the continuing story in Chapter 2.
