(Cursed Spring Tour Guide speaks into mike)


May I have attention please

may I have attention please

will real Ranma Saotome please stand up

repeat

will real Ranma Saotome please stand up

oOo, we have problem here..


(Ranma)

You all act like you never seen a white person before jaws all on the floor

as my bad luck attracts 7 feancees and more

It's the return of the-oh wait, no way your kidding,

he didnt just turn into a chick from that cold water DID HE?!

and little Ryoga said..nothin, that idiot is

lost somewere,probably on another continent...

All my Feences drive me crazy*Ukyou and shampoo whistile*

Ukyou: Hey Ranma over here,Baby!

Shampoo: Shampoo dispise Akane girl, Shampoo hate her!

Ukyou: I cant belive she wouldn't go out with Ranma even if her dad payed her!



Yeah they all have gotta alot of screws in there heads lose, the purple haired bimbo wants to

marry me just cuz she happened to lose, the crazy acrobat's

the sister of my most annoying enemy and that tomboyish Ukyou can sure cook cant she?

but then i say some thing stupid and its a spatula to the face. what happened?

when i was eating did i forget to say grace?

and the one chick i want..man, she wont even say that she likes me,

oh and if shes listening right know i hope she knows she's..



a macho chick

built like a stick

as dumb as a brick

and she can't cant even kick

so will the real Akane Tendo please speak up? please speak up?



Yeah I know it sounds kinda harsh,

but seriously folks,you havent heard my part..

have you ever been called a hentai?

everyday?

just cuz you attractive and guys like to pay

for photo's of you, sleepin half nude,

"HEY! It was your sister who took the pictures dude!"

But nope, I'm still gonna get my ass kicked,

when that idiot Kuno finds out the kettle girl's really me as a chick

so if you understand my problem..yeah me the ladies man...shout it out loud and please scream it if you can..



Yeah I'm cursed,

Yes I'm Really cursed

and everytime I fight my problems always get worse

so will the person with the cure please stand up? please stand up? please stand up?


Yeah I'm cursed,

Yes I'm Really cursed

and everytime I fight my problems always get worse

so will the person with the cure please stand up? please stand up?WILL YOU PLEASE STAND UP!!


*music stops suddenly*


Akane: RANMA!!!! BUILT LIKE A STICK?! AS DUMB AS A BRICK?!

Shampoo: WHAT RANMA MEAN BY PURPLE HAIRED BIMBO?!

Ukyou: TOMBOY?!!!!!!

Kodachi: CRAZY?!!

Ryoga: IDIOT?!!

Everyone else:ALOT OF SCREWS LOOSE?!!!

Ranma: *gulp* uh oh...

*everyone runs out of the studio chasing Ranma,

leaving the Cursed Spring Tour Guide alone with the mike*

Yo yo yo wassabi, dis my show now..cursed springs northsiieede,

yow yow I iz down jiggy with dat *lights go out*

HEY! Dis my show! you cant do that on cursed spring tour guide 1/2..

this remind me of tragic story about M.C. that drown thousand and three year ago...