A/N~ My first METMA fic! It's about
Snape's shampoo. This is the product of a boring Easter party, sugar, and
absolute boredom, so be warned.
Disclaimer~ I own the shampoo =)
J.K. Rowling owns the rest.
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I never wanted to be owned by
such a despicable person. When I was bought, I dreamed of being used, of my
lovely STRAWBERRY scent being admired, but no. I just had to be bought by
Severus Snape. I haven't been used for, well, never actually. Just think that a
lot of REAL STRAWBERRYS were used to get my incredibly authentic scent!
One would think that shampoo as fine as I am—er, was, would be used
frequently, admired by all, but no, I'm just sitting here, my beautiful scent
has all but faded.
As soon as he comes in here, I'll give
that horrible, evil git a piece of my mind. He'll regret the day he pulled me
off my shelf, away from all my friends (especially the watermelon) and family,
just so toss me into his smelly bathroom to never be used! He could have bought
the lemon-scented variety! It would suit him! But no, he had to choose
me, the best smelling shampoo in the store.
I think he bought me to impress Lily
Evans. She never liked him though. But she had to tell him that just the DAY
AFTER I WAS PURCHASED!!!!!!!!!! I mean, couldn't the silly girl have waited
until after she smelled my scent? I'm quite sure that would have changed
her mind about Snape.
Oh no, here he comes! Ack! Talk about bad hair days! His hair is greasy! I don't want to wash that! I mean, I wanted to be used, but not in THAT!!!!!!!! Help! I don't want to wash his greasy hair!!!!!!! I knew he should have bought the lemon-scented…
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A/N2~ Help poor magical items like the
strawberry scented shampoo! Email METMA Mandy at Leven5@aol.com
to join!!!!