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The Life of a Postman
A story from the Postman of Majora's Mask Eye View


In the morning, I open my eyes, get out bed, and yawn a loud YAH! Then I work on my counting skills by doing a ten second head count. I fail yet again. Then I go over to my wardrobe and find a nice outfit for the day. What do you know, they are all postman out fits. I get my hat and my bag on, and I go outside at 6:30 AM.
The first postbox I check is right outside the door in West Clock Town. I deposit a good letter to myself, telling me how good a job I do. Then I head to South Clock town for some more good times reading letters. To my surprise there is a letter to my friend Anju. Then I saw a little boy with a mask on. How cute!
I head to East clock town to deliver the letter to Anju. She is very surprised, when she finds that it is from Kafei. Yah! I say to her, and she says for me to mind my own business. How RUDE! Then I go to North Clock Town to check the postbox. I found thirty rupees. Now I can take Anju's grandma out with me to dinner. Heh ehe eh! Then out of nowhere, a bomber shot a spitball at me, those spoiled little brats.
Finally I check the postbox back at home, and I find a letter addressed to me. It reads:

Dear Postman,
U R doing a great job, keep up the good work.
Sincerely,
JPOSTMAN

How nice. Well that is what I do every day, but sometimes I have priority mail to deliver. THEN I GET REALLY EXCITED! ^_^

BYE! 0_0