Chrono Fantasy
Chapter two: Oh no! Two more girls!
We last saw our heroes (Or heroines) in the Gold Saucer Area with Squall and a broken nose.
Yuffie: Cool!
Tifa: what's so cool about a portal?
Selphie: cool!
Quistis: you too?
Squall: * woke up *
Serge: ….!!!!! (A guy!!)
Squall: * dies *
Selphie: Squally-poo!!!
Rinoa: To hell with that guy!
Quistis: who needs him!
Serge: …… (I just lost my chance)
Tifa: I told you baby! Cheer up.
Yuffie: * jumps into portal *
Selphie: I'm right behind her * jumps into portal *
All but Serge: * jump into portal *
Serge: ……!!! (Wait for me!!!) * Jumps into portal *
They arrive in Alexandria Castle and see a little girl walking around.
Little Girl: A cute boy! To hell with Zidane!
Serge: ….!!!!!!! (Hey hey hey! I'm married!)
Little girl: Who cares?! My name is Eiko Carol, pleased to meet you.
Tifa: Hi Eiko, I'm Tifa owner of a bar.
Aeris: Aeris a flower girl from the slums.
Yuffie: My name is Yuffie and I'm a ninja!
Selphie: A SeeD cadet named Selphie, also known as shorty.
Quistis: instructor Quistis Trepe!
Rinoa: Rinoa Heartilly, leader of the forest owls!
Eiko: wow! Cool!
Serge: ……?!!! (What's so cool about that?!!!!)
Eiko: You never introduced yourself cutie!
Serge: ……………… (I'm Serge, a married man and has children and has a happy life)
Eiko: oh man!
Yuffie: I know how you feel.
Tifa: let's go look around.
Eiko: yeah, and I'll introduce you to my friend Dagger…err…Garnet.
Serge: …. (As long as Zidane comes with us, why not)
They go see Garnet, but with no Zidane.
Eiko: Hey Garnet! Look at my new friends!
Garnet: Hi all! My name is Garnet Till Alexandros the 17th, pleased to meet you.
Eiko: And she's the queen! Isn't that just cool!
Serge: …….????? (where's Zidane?)
Garnet: We're not married anymore.
Serge: …!….! (I tell ya! This is a bad day!)
Garnet: Cheer up! You have so many beautiful girls with you.
Eiko: yeah.
Tifa: don't hit on me, I'm married and my husband is so cute and dumb.
Yuffie: Go out with me!
Selphie: my husband died, so sleep with me tonight.
Rinoa: no me!
Quistis: I'm older than you.
Aeris: I don't need a man!
Serge: !!!!!!!!
Aeris: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Quistis: yeah, it's really funny!
Tifa: I'll just lie down here for a while.
Eiko: let's see where Freya and Beatrix are.
Garnet: yeah why not.
Serge: ….!!!!!!! (I disagree!!!!!)
Yuffie: I agree!
All girls: I agree!
Serge: … (this is defiantly a bad day!)
They leave the castle and they hear a voice screaming.
Tifa: ack!
They all rush in and see Tifa on the sofa.
Serge: * Swallow in hand and a really serious look is on his face * …..?! (What's wrong??!)
Tifa: MOUSE!
Serge: * sweat drop *
All girls: ack! Mouse!!
Serge: * kills mouse * …..? (Is this why you screamed?)
Tifa: that, and because there was a sorceress outside.
Quistis: Edea!
Rinoa: had!
Selphie: Gone mad again!
Then they hear a girl screaming.
Girl: RAGE!
Boy: Calm down Fujin ya know.
Fujin: RAGE! * Kicks him a little too hard and breaks his bones and he dies *
Quistis: Fujin!
Fujin: QUISTIS!
Rinoa: good to see you!
Selphie: more girls!
Serge: …!! (Bad day!)
Yuffie: even the enemy is a girl, author?
Author: Do not worry my friends; it's cooler with no guys!
Yuffie: hell yeah!
Tifa: watch your words Yuffie, there are children watching.
Yuffie: who cares, it's not like the author is any older.
Tifa: you have a point; even the author is a child.
Fujin: POSS!?
Serge: …!!!!!! (NO!!)
Quistis: Of course.
Serge: * shakes head *
They all go outside and see Edea and Ultomecia.
Ultomecia: Curse all SeeDs!
Edea: And whoever is with them!
Tifa: And you too!
Serge: ….!!! (And all girls!)
All girls: * stare at him *
Serge: … (heh heh)
Anyway, they fight an all, and the good guys…err…girls and one guy win.
All girls: WE WON!
Serge: …..
Rude: My line!
Serge: ….!! (To hell with you! I never talk!) * Kills him *
Tifa: you idiot! You blew a chance to have another guy in this party!
Serge: …. (oh my god!)
Yuffie: Let's go to the bar!
Garnet: let me change then * she goes and wears her orange/white thang * Follow me.
They go to the bar, get drunk, all sleep with Serge, and Serge snaps out of it in Eiko's turn.
Serge: …..?!! (What am I doing?! I'm a married man!)
Eiko: and it happens at my turn!
They get dressed and sleep in a separate room, the next day…
Eiko: let's go to Lindblum.
Quistis: why?
Eiko: to meet Freya.
Serge: ….! (NO!)
Quistis: who made you leader?
Serge: * points to author *
Quistis: so do we go?
Author: I'll leave it to my assistant.
Quina: they go.
Quistis: yeah!
Eiko: Come before she leaves the bar!
Garnet: and if we hurry, we can meet Beatrix!
Serge: ….. (I'll just sit back and relax)
All girls: you're coming with us.
They go to Lindblum.
Eiko: the bar!
Yuffie: another girl.
Guy#1: Bitch!
Garnet: a fight!
Guy#2: Rat face!
Tifa: let's get in before something bad happens to her.
They go in.
To be continued…
Note: that was Chapter two of Chrono Fantasy, a dumb fic that shouldn't be. Tell me what you think.
Chapter two: Oh no! Two more girls!
We last saw our heroes (Or heroines) in the Gold Saucer Area with Squall and a broken nose.
Yuffie: Cool!
Tifa: what's so cool about a portal?
Selphie: cool!
Quistis: you too?
Squall: * woke up *
Serge: ….!!!!! (A guy!!)
Squall: * dies *
Selphie: Squally-poo!!!
Rinoa: To hell with that guy!
Quistis: who needs him!
Serge: …… (I just lost my chance)
Tifa: I told you baby! Cheer up.
Yuffie: * jumps into portal *
Selphie: I'm right behind her * jumps into portal *
All but Serge: * jump into portal *
Serge: ……!!! (Wait for me!!!) * Jumps into portal *
They arrive in Alexandria Castle and see a little girl walking around.
Little Girl: A cute boy! To hell with Zidane!
Serge: ….!!!!!!! (Hey hey hey! I'm married!)
Little girl: Who cares?! My name is Eiko Carol, pleased to meet you.
Tifa: Hi Eiko, I'm Tifa owner of a bar.
Aeris: Aeris a flower girl from the slums.
Yuffie: My name is Yuffie and I'm a ninja!
Selphie: A SeeD cadet named Selphie, also known as shorty.
Quistis: instructor Quistis Trepe!
Rinoa: Rinoa Heartilly, leader of the forest owls!
Eiko: wow! Cool!
Serge: ……?!!! (What's so cool about that?!!!!)
Eiko: You never introduced yourself cutie!
Serge: ……………… (I'm Serge, a married man and has children and has a happy life)
Eiko: oh man!
Yuffie: I know how you feel.
Tifa: let's go look around.
Eiko: yeah, and I'll introduce you to my friend Dagger…err…Garnet.
Serge: …. (As long as Zidane comes with us, why not)
They go see Garnet, but with no Zidane.
Eiko: Hey Garnet! Look at my new friends!
Garnet: Hi all! My name is Garnet Till Alexandros the 17th, pleased to meet you.
Eiko: And she's the queen! Isn't that just cool!
Serge: …….????? (where's Zidane?)
Garnet: We're not married anymore.
Serge: …!….! (I tell ya! This is a bad day!)
Garnet: Cheer up! You have so many beautiful girls with you.
Eiko: yeah.
Tifa: don't hit on me, I'm married and my husband is so cute and dumb.
Yuffie: Go out with me!
Selphie: my husband died, so sleep with me tonight.
Rinoa: no me!
Quistis: I'm older than you.
Aeris: I don't need a man!
Serge: !!!!!!!!
Aeris: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!!!
Quistis: yeah, it's really funny!
Tifa: I'll just lie down here for a while.
Eiko: let's see where Freya and Beatrix are.
Garnet: yeah why not.
Serge: ….!!!!!!! (I disagree!!!!!)
Yuffie: I agree!
All girls: I agree!
Serge: … (this is defiantly a bad day!)
They leave the castle and they hear a voice screaming.
Tifa: ack!
They all rush in and see Tifa on the sofa.
Serge: * Swallow in hand and a really serious look is on his face * …..?! (What's wrong??!)
Tifa: MOUSE!
Serge: * sweat drop *
All girls: ack! Mouse!!
Serge: * kills mouse * …..? (Is this why you screamed?)
Tifa: that, and because there was a sorceress outside.
Quistis: Edea!
Rinoa: had!
Selphie: Gone mad again!
Then they hear a girl screaming.
Girl: RAGE!
Boy: Calm down Fujin ya know.
Fujin: RAGE! * Kicks him a little too hard and breaks his bones and he dies *
Quistis: Fujin!
Fujin: QUISTIS!
Rinoa: good to see you!
Selphie: more girls!
Serge: …!! (Bad day!)
Yuffie: even the enemy is a girl, author?
Author: Do not worry my friends; it's cooler with no guys!
Yuffie: hell yeah!
Tifa: watch your words Yuffie, there are children watching.
Yuffie: who cares, it's not like the author is any older.
Tifa: you have a point; even the author is a child.
Fujin: POSS!?
Serge: …!!!!!! (NO!!)
Quistis: Of course.
Serge: * shakes head *
They all go outside and see Edea and Ultomecia.
Ultomecia: Curse all SeeDs!
Edea: And whoever is with them!
Tifa: And you too!
Serge: ….!!! (And all girls!)
All girls: * stare at him *
Serge: … (heh heh)
Anyway, they fight an all, and the good guys…err…girls and one guy win.
All girls: WE WON!
Serge: …..
Rude: My line!
Serge: ….!! (To hell with you! I never talk!) * Kills him *
Tifa: you idiot! You blew a chance to have another guy in this party!
Serge: …. (oh my god!)
Yuffie: Let's go to the bar!
Garnet: let me change then * she goes and wears her orange/white thang * Follow me.
They go to the bar, get drunk, all sleep with Serge, and Serge snaps out of it in Eiko's turn.
Serge: …..?!! (What am I doing?! I'm a married man!)
Eiko: and it happens at my turn!
They get dressed and sleep in a separate room, the next day…
Eiko: let's go to Lindblum.
Quistis: why?
Eiko: to meet Freya.
Serge: ….! (NO!)
Quistis: who made you leader?
Serge: * points to author *
Quistis: so do we go?
Author: I'll leave it to my assistant.
Quina: they go.
Quistis: yeah!
Eiko: Come before she leaves the bar!
Garnet: and if we hurry, we can meet Beatrix!
Serge: ….. (I'll just sit back and relax)
All girls: you're coming with us.
They go to Lindblum.
Eiko: the bar!
Yuffie: another girl.
Guy#1: Bitch!
Garnet: a fight!
Guy#2: Rat face!
Tifa: let's get in before something bad happens to her.
They go in.
To be continued…
Note: that was Chapter two of Chrono Fantasy, a dumb fic that shouldn't be. Tell me what you think.