Chrono Fantasy
Chapter three: A fight? A friend? A foe?




Note: as you can see, our heroes are in front of the bar…

Freya: I am so powerful! I could kick yo' azz!

Beatrix: And I am the cold-hearted knight of Alexandria!

Eiko: And I am a summoner!

Garnet: Me too! And I'm a queen!

Yuffie: I'm a ninja!

Tifa: Me too!

Quistis: I'm an Instructor!

Selphie: I'm a SeeD!

Rinoa: I'm the leader of the forest owls!

Serge: …..!! (And I am Super Man!!).

They all stare at him…

Serge: ….. (heh heh)

Serge: ….!!! (I have a Swallow!)

Guy#1 & Guy#2: heh heh…we just wanted to talk to someone.

Eiko: we're the powerful girls!

Yuffie: we rule!

Selphie: we should call ourselves "The Queens of the world"!

Serge: ….!! (I disagree! I am a GUY!)

Yuffie: yeah, we should stick with Party.

Beatrix: So, what brings you here?

Fujin: POSS?!

Freya: Why not?

Beatrix: I'm in!

Quistis: more girls!

Yuffie: the more the better!

Serge: ….. (this is not a good day for me).

Selphie: I remembered Edea and Ultomicia!

Ultomicia: I AM HERE! Cirse all SeeDs!

Edea: And whoever is with them!

Eiko: And you too!

Serge: …….!! (And all girls!!!)

All girls: * stare at him *

Serge: …..

Freya: *jumps and does Spear *

Beatrix: Shock!

Eiko: Madeen! Terra Homing!

Garnet: Buhamot! Mega Flare!

Yuffie: All Certain!

Tifa: ALL MY LIMITS! {I don't feel like listing them}.

Serge:…..!! (Flying Arrow!)

Quistis: Laser Eyes!

Selphie: The End!

Rinoa: Shooting Star!

Aerith: Great Gospel!

They all do the things, and Edea and Ultomicia die.

All: WE WON!

Edea seems to be still alive.

Edea: I'm…gonna….be…a…friend…do….you….mind….?

Eiko: I don't see why.

Garnet: neither do I.

Serge: …..!! (I do!)

Tifa: I told you baby! Live with it!

Serge: ……!! (I dun wanna!!)

Tifa: dun' mess wit' me!

Serge:….!! (I do what I want! You have problem?!)

All girls: YEAH!

Serge: ……!!! (You don't need a reason to help people!! Oops!)

All girls: * falls on the floor laughing their heads of *

Serge: …..!!! (I don't wanna be alone anymore!)

All girls: * laughing too hard *

Fujin: * dies laughing *

Yuffie: NO! We lost a girl!

Tifa: Let us have a moment of silence for her death.

Moment of silence finishes.

Serge: ……..!! (Some day, I will be queen. But I will always be myself!!)

Grarnet: this is getting annoying!

Serge: ….?…..! (How do you proof that you exist? Maybe we don't exist!)

Eiko: I agree!

Serge: ….!! (To be forgotten is worse than death!) * Cries *

Tifa: why is he crying?

Yuffie: he remembered his wife, children, and family.

Tifa: oh.

Serge: …..!! (Wanna meet other girls?)

Yuffie: are you ok Serge?

Serge: ..? (Do you?)

Selphie: YEAH!

All Girls: YEAH!

A portal appears

Serge: * hops in *

Eiko: Let's follow him * hops in *

Yuffie: right behind ya! * hops in *

Selphie: ummm…* hops in *

Garnet: I never went into a portal for a long time. * hops in *

The rest: * hop in *

They end up in Opessa Beach, Another World.

Serge: …..!!! (Not another world!)

Quistis: Do something!

Girl: I'll kick yer arse so hard you'll kiss the moons!

Serge: ….!! (Kid!!)

Kid: hi mate! Who're the others?

Eiko: Eiko Carol.

Garnet: Garnet Till Alexandros the 17th!

Beatrix: Beatrix of Alexandria!

Freya: Freya, Dragoon knight!

Yuffie: Yuffie Kisaragi! Ninja too!

Tifa: Tifa Lockhart Strife! AVALANCH member!

Aeris: Aeris Gainsborogh! A flower girl from the slums!

Selphie: Selphie, a SeeD!

Quistis: Instructor Quistis Trepe!

Rinoa: Rinoa Heartilly! Leader of Forest owls! Also known as princess!

Kid: Lotsa gals Serge! Ya wouldn't be cheetin on lil' Leena now would ya?

Serge: ….!! (Absolutely not!)

Kid: Can I join then?

Serge: …..

Eiko: Come one in!

Kid: Let's go meet Riddle!

Serge: …..!! (Oh no!)


~THE END~

Riddle: good to see more girls every day!

~THE REAL END~

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