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Part 2
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
Gary Hobson screamed.
Hobbes turned around, "Calm down, it's only trans-dimeniional travel!"
Gary was about to say "Sure..." when green liquiod sucked him into nothingness.
**********
Oh jeez what a bad dream...
TTC, Hobbes, Riverdale, hamburgers....
Hey, was that cardboard he was sitting on, and he was hovering? Now, he was flkying and that was a fact.
"Oh %$#@!"
Calvin's voice.
"What's wrong?"
"We're on a collison course with Pop's!"
**********
Archie sipped his malt.
"Where's Jughead, he should have been he with Gary?"
Pretty, seventeen-year old blond Betty Cooper turned around.
"Why are you worried Archie?"
"You know Jug...I hope it's not me the guardian of the Papers has to save..."
Dilton Doliey looked up from his laptop. "Actually Archie, I have computed the odds on which one of us he will have to save based on our everyday activities, lifestyle and other conssiderations."
Archie Andrews ran a hand through his red hair. "Well what are they?"
Dilton looked at his notebook's computer.
"Reggie: 3-1, Veronica: 6-1, Arch Andrews: 17-1, Jug Jones: 23-1, Betty Cooper: 35-1, Dilton, 106-1, Moose: 345-1, Midge: 573-1, Chery: 700-1, Jason 900-1, Calvin: 950-1, Hobbes: 950-1, Pop: 1000:1, Hiram Lodge-1000-1."
Archie still was nervous, "So have a one in seventeen chance of being the one that the Guardian of the Papers has to save? Great."
Betty smiled.
Dilton looked deep into Archie's eyes, "Archie, the figures don't lie. You are also accident-prone."
Pop looked at them and smiled, they seemed like his kids. Suddenly, he heard a whiustle, and that was a whistle that was only heard from a TTC...
Smash!
Glass was everywhere as the cardboard TTC slid into the room. Tables flew everywhere, and Gary wents flying.
Gary smashed into Arch Andrews. Calvin into a wall and Hobbes into a counter.
"Ouch, that smarts."
Jughead Jones lifted his spindly body up and tried to dust off his ripped and ragged clothes. After giving up he limped over to the counter, sat down, looked Pop in the eyes and said,
"Two Super Delux Burgers, two Super French Fries."
Gary, himself got up. Groaning he also limped over to the counter.
Calvin and Hobbes were laughing.
When they got up everyone started talking at once.
"Who is he going to save?"
"Wow, what a landing."
"He decided to take the TTC? What an idiot."
This last was from Reggie Mantle himself, handsome, striking, athletic, one of the best people in Riverdale, just ask himself. He had been drinking a strawberry malt in the corner, and nobody had seen him.
Gary got up.
"If you say something like that...." It was as though Gary's mouth had closed on himm as though a hand had closed his mouth.
"He was a about to tell us who he was going to save!"
These words were spoken by the wise Archie Andrews, a perfect klutz, just ask one of his readers.
Gary suddenly found himself being able to talk again.
"What the heck?"
"Don't worry Gar, Lucieus Snow did the same thing the first time he came here."
Gary looked at Jughead Jones and shrugged, "Then what do I do?"
Calvin shrugged back, "Eat, have fun, then save. Just don't do anything else but save the guy...or girl. If you do, the reprucussions can be devastating."
"Oh."
End of Part 2
Part 2
"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!"
Gary Hobson screamed.
Hobbes turned around, "Calm down, it's only trans-dimeniional travel!"
Gary was about to say "Sure..." when green liquiod sucked him into nothingness.
**********
Oh jeez what a bad dream...
TTC, Hobbes, Riverdale, hamburgers....
Hey, was that cardboard he was sitting on, and he was hovering? Now, he was flkying and that was a fact.
"Oh %$#@!"
Calvin's voice.
"What's wrong?"
"We're on a collison course with Pop's!"
**********
Archie sipped his malt.
"Where's Jughead, he should have been he with Gary?"
Pretty, seventeen-year old blond Betty Cooper turned around.
"Why are you worried Archie?"
"You know Jug...I hope it's not me the guardian of the Papers has to save..."
Dilton Doliey looked up from his laptop. "Actually Archie, I have computed the odds on which one of us he will have to save based on our everyday activities, lifestyle and other conssiderations."
Archie Andrews ran a hand through his red hair. "Well what are they?"
Dilton looked at his notebook's computer.
"Reggie: 3-1, Veronica: 6-1, Arch Andrews: 17-1, Jug Jones: 23-1, Betty Cooper: 35-1, Dilton, 106-1, Moose: 345-1, Midge: 573-1, Chery: 700-1, Jason 900-1, Calvin: 950-1, Hobbes: 950-1, Pop: 1000:1, Hiram Lodge-1000-1."
Archie still was nervous, "So have a one in seventeen chance of being the one that the Guardian of the Papers has to save? Great."
Betty smiled.
Dilton looked deep into Archie's eyes, "Archie, the figures don't lie. You are also accident-prone."
Pop looked at them and smiled, they seemed like his kids. Suddenly, he heard a whiustle, and that was a whistle that was only heard from a TTC...
Smash!
Glass was everywhere as the cardboard TTC slid into the room. Tables flew everywhere, and Gary wents flying.
Gary smashed into Arch Andrews. Calvin into a wall and Hobbes into a counter.
"Ouch, that smarts."
Jughead Jones lifted his spindly body up and tried to dust off his ripped and ragged clothes. After giving up he limped over to the counter, sat down, looked Pop in the eyes and said,
"Two Super Delux Burgers, two Super French Fries."
Gary, himself got up. Groaning he also limped over to the counter.
Calvin and Hobbes were laughing.
When they got up everyone started talking at once.
"Who is he going to save?"
"Wow, what a landing."
"He decided to take the TTC? What an idiot."
This last was from Reggie Mantle himself, handsome, striking, athletic, one of the best people in Riverdale, just ask himself. He had been drinking a strawberry malt in the corner, and nobody had seen him.
Gary got up.
"If you say something like that...." It was as though Gary's mouth had closed on himm as though a hand had closed his mouth.
"He was a about to tell us who he was going to save!"
These words were spoken by the wise Archie Andrews, a perfect klutz, just ask one of his readers.
Gary suddenly found himself being able to talk again.
"What the heck?"
"Don't worry Gar, Lucieus Snow did the same thing the first time he came here."
Gary looked at Jughead Jones and shrugged, "Then what do I do?"
Calvin shrugged back, "Eat, have fun, then save. Just don't do anything else but save the guy...or girl. If you do, the reprucussions can be devastating."
"Oh."
End of Part 2