Why Duo Doesn't Cook
"Hey guy's I'm back!…Guy's?…you there?" Duo called through the house.
'oh well. Hummmmm what should I do I know I'll watch some TV' duo bounced happily to the TV and turned it on and of course there was nothing good on.
/ten minutes later/
'damn you'd think with 250 channels there would be at least something good on' Duo was cut short by the loud growl from his stomach. 'arg I'm so hungry maybe I should make something to eat… but then again Heero did tell me not to go in the kitchen ever since that TV dinner fiasco'
/flash back/
BOOM
Heero came running into the kitchen gun drawn only to find Duo standing in the middle of the kitchen with tomato sauce splattered all over the wall and a blown up microwave.
"Duo what the hell happened" Heero yelled
"um… well you see I wuz sorta try to nuke a TV dinner and it kinda ya exploded"
"how in the hell did you screw up making a TV dinner?"
"it's a gift"
"look duo if this happens when you make a TV dinner I hate to think what would happen if you cooked other things so you are banished from the kitchen if you want anything cooked for you tell me and I'll make it k?"
"fine by me I hate cooking any ways"
/end flash back/
'ffph who cares it's not like he'll find out anyways beside I'm hungry. Let's see what's there to eat' Duo started to rummage through the cupboards looking for something tasting and not hard to make. 'hey toast!!! Yummm and it's easy to make.' Duo popped his CD in to the CD player and started to sing along with don't fear the reaper by blue oyster as be buttered his toast and put jelly on it then he popped it into the toaster and went back to dancing to his music. When the inevitable happened and…
BOOM!!!!
Unfortunately for Duo, Heero decided to come home at that moment.
"Duo what the hell happened!!!"
Duo was standing in the middle of the kitchen with jelly and toast bits sprayed all over the walls an exploded and still burning toaster and don't fear the reaper playing in the back ground.
"um… I learnt not to put stuff on toast before you put it in the toaster"
"damn it Duo. This is why you don't cook"
The end
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Well what did ya think huh? Come on review me please ^_^ psst can you guess what song I wuz listening to while I wrote this ^_^;;;
"Hey guy's I'm back!…Guy's?…you there?" Duo called through the house.
'oh well. Hummmmm what should I do I know I'll watch some TV' duo bounced happily to the TV and turned it on and of course there was nothing good on.
/ten minutes later/
'damn you'd think with 250 channels there would be at least something good on' Duo was cut short by the loud growl from his stomach. 'arg I'm so hungry maybe I should make something to eat… but then again Heero did tell me not to go in the kitchen ever since that TV dinner fiasco'
/flash back/
BOOM
Heero came running into the kitchen gun drawn only to find Duo standing in the middle of the kitchen with tomato sauce splattered all over the wall and a blown up microwave.
"Duo what the hell happened" Heero yelled
"um… well you see I wuz sorta try to nuke a TV dinner and it kinda ya exploded"
"how in the hell did you screw up making a TV dinner?"
"it's a gift"
"look duo if this happens when you make a TV dinner I hate to think what would happen if you cooked other things so you are banished from the kitchen if you want anything cooked for you tell me and I'll make it k?"
"fine by me I hate cooking any ways"
/end flash back/
'ffph who cares it's not like he'll find out anyways beside I'm hungry. Let's see what's there to eat' Duo started to rummage through the cupboards looking for something tasting and not hard to make. 'hey toast!!! Yummm and it's easy to make.' Duo popped his CD in to the CD player and started to sing along with don't fear the reaper by blue oyster as be buttered his toast and put jelly on it then he popped it into the toaster and went back to dancing to his music. When the inevitable happened and…
BOOM!!!!
Unfortunately for Duo, Heero decided to come home at that moment.
"Duo what the hell happened!!!"
Duo was standing in the middle of the kitchen with jelly and toast bits sprayed all over the walls an exploded and still burning toaster and don't fear the reaper playing in the back ground.
"um… I learnt not to put stuff on toast before you put it in the toaster"
"damn it Duo. This is why you don't cook"
The end
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Well what did ya think huh? Come on review me please ^_^ psst can you guess what song I wuz listening to while I wrote this ^_^;;;