Here is the last part of the Ski Lodge fic.
WARNING: VERY WEIRD FIC AHEAD! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Emeraude: YOU SHUT UP!
Kat; *sticks her tongue out at Emeraude*
Lantis and Ferio both shudder
Ferio: This could get ugly...
Kat; LOSERKat; MAKE ME!
Kat: I refuse to be stuck in here with a Prissy Princess!!!
Hikaru: so do i
Lantis: I agree totally
Nova; (talking in her sleep) yeah... no eme...
Emeraude grumbles
*Ferio takes out giant mallet*
Ferio: Don't make me use this!
Emeraude: you all just want to be just like me!
Kat; GAH!
Kat: NOOOO!
Hikaru: i don't
Hikaru: i wanna be like nova
Ferio: well
Ferio: I'll let kat live...
kat; thank you Ferio!
Kat; you can kill eme though?
Mokona rolls over, trying to sleep in.
* Ferio bonks insanely on emeraude*
Ferio: hehehehe
Fuu: He's such a sweetie isn't he?
Kat; yeah...
Kat; Too bad we all don't have a Ferio of our own...
Kat; But i have... EAGLE!
Kat; too bad Eagle isn't here...
*More insane bonking on Eme*
Emeraude: You'll all pay!
Chang: In cash or can we pay credit..?
*Nova wakes up*
Nova; did i hear violence?
Nova; Why wasn't i invited!
Chang: ANY FOOD?? ANY WHERE?? SO HUNGRY.... FERIO'S HEAD
LOOKS LIKE BROCCALI... *drool*
Ferio: Ah! *soaks hair so it looks darker*
Fuu: no don't eat Ferio's hair!
Emeraude: Yeah, take his whole head
Chang: Offff.... wit hizzz head...
Ferio: *gets back to smashing with the mallet*
*Mokona gets in way of eme*
Ferio: No mokona get out of the way!
*Kat grabs Mokona*
Kat; shame Mokona... just because Umi isn't here doesn't mean you
should end it all!
Ferio: Ah! He almost got caught in the line of fire!
*Mokona farts*
Lantis: ewww....
Ferio: he should have STAYED in the line of fire
Hikaru: hmm lets go cook change, im hungry too
Emeraude: I have to go to the bathroom
Lantis: I did NOT need to know that...
Nova; go on Ferio!
Ferio: That was the last straw! *bashes with the hammer again*
Chang: Emeraude... your hair looks like spaggetti... *drool*
Fuu: Don't be so violent Ferio!
Nova; VIOLENCE!!!
Nova; OOOOOOOO
Nova; LET ME JOIN IN!
Ferio: Sorry Miss Fuu...
Ferio: *lightly taps with mallet*
*Little Zagato's fly around Emeraude's head*
kat; hey...
kat; If you guys are hungry you should eat a whole in the wall so we can escape...
Kat; and so i can get as far as possible from Emeraude
Hikaru: okay...!
Chang: *imagining Nova's hair in an ice-cream cone*
Chang: anybody got a spoon?
Nova: FLAME ARROW! YAH! *Fire hits Chang*
Chang: MY BEHINDY! IT'S ON FIRE!
Ferio: Grr..... here chang *hands a glass of water with pill
dissolved so he cant see that it is a sleeping pill*
Chang konks out.
Ferio: Good, no more food fantasizing
Hikaru: I'm coooold!!! You shouldn't have put out the fire!
Nova: Oh... okay... I'll fix that Hikaru!!!
Hikaru: thanks nova!!!!
Fuu: I'm going to need a lot of therapy after tonight........
Nova; FLAME ARROW! YAH *Nova lights the bed on fire*
Hikaru: hmmm thats a little bit toooo warm
Ferio: Yeah...
Fuu: I'll be in the corner if you need me.....
Kat: *sitting in the corner* It's taken!
*Mokona takes out a Game Boy Color and starts playing Pokemon *
*French person walks up to cabin and sees people inside*
Hikaru: oh hello there
French Dude: Bonjour!
Nova; HI DUDE!
Nova; SAVE US FROM EMERAUDE!
Emeraude: (still dizzy from the beating) Yeah... and the chibi Zagato-poo's!
French Dude: Me no speaky japaneseu
*Nova starts bouncing up and down yelling at the french guy*
Nova; HEY !
Nova; CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!
Nova; HELLO?!?
Hikaru: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?
Chang: Isn't it amazing how much 'what is up' has evolved? What's up?
Wussap? Wuzzup? sup? wuzzah? HUZZA!
*french dude looks very confused*
Nova; no!
Nova: LISTEN TO ME!!!
Ferio: Bonne chance le corbeille a papier!
*French dude runs off mad*
Nova; NO!
Nova; come back!
Emeraude: Yeah come back man!!!
Nova; Emeraude is still here!
Kat; NOOOOOOOOO
Ferio: Hmm
Ferio: Bonne chance le corbeille a papier...
Ferio: Ooops, I said :Good luck, trashcan.....
Fuu: well i'm sure he is now afraid of us....
Ferio: Stupid phrase book! I knew i should have used it at the tobbaconist!
Kat; NO! I'LL DIE IF I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH THIS PRISSY PRINCESS!!!
*Nova is still bouncing around*
Kat; oh god...
Kat; she is all rested up...
Kat; she will be like this for hours...
Nova; what are we going (bounce) do now? Are
(bounce) we going to eat Emeraude to survive? She is fat
enough. (bounce)
Ferio: ^^;;;;;;
Emeruade: Kat's bigger than a mountain...
kat; HEY!
Ferio: Fuu, you got any popcorn?
Fuu: yes I have popcorn
Kat; SEE! Fuu has some sense! Canibalisam... anyways, who would want to eat Emeraude? She is probably all sour...
Kat; With all of Fuu's popcorn We can have popcorn for breakfast, and for lunch... and dinner... and breakfast again...
Hikaru: may i have some?
Ferio: May I have some Miss Fuu?
Fuu: No... I'm not sharing with anyone.
Ferio: Fluffbunnies!
Hikaru: HEYYYY YOUR GONNA MAKE US DIE??
Fuu: ok. maybe Ferio can have some. but NO ONE else....
Nova; FLUFFBUNNIES! FLUFFBUNNIES! FLUFFBUNNIES!!!
Hikaru: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL DIE WITHOUT POPCORN!!!
Nova: no!
Nova; hikaru can't die!
Ferio: Ive got my candybars from every room in my house that i brought...
Ferio: Hey Miss Fuu, Ill trade with you!
Hikakru: ooh can i have some candy?
Ferio: No its mine!
Mokona: Puu puuupuppuuu?
Lantis: LETS ROAST THE MARSHMALLOW!
Ferio: Yeah, creamy goodness....
Hikaru: ok ferio im givin you one chance to give me those
1.......
2...........
3................
3 1/2 ................
*Nova tackles Ferio*
Nova; give them to her!
Ferio: CATCH FUU! *throws candy bars*
Hikaru: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh i want those candy bars!!!! *runs after fuu*
Hikaru: GIMME DAT OR ELSE I WE'LL GO CRAZY I TELL YOU
Nova; OOOOO Candy! *steals candy from Fuu*
*Nova starts gorging on chocolate*
Hikaru: gimme some nova!!!!!
Ferio:*sneaks up behind hikaru and smacks on the head with mallet*
Hikaru: Ooow
Kat; no...
Kat; nova on a sugar rush...
Kat; This is really getting ugly...
Nova; Hee hee hee
Nova; it tastes like chicken!
Nova; MORE!
Ferio: Fuu....I've got an idea...lets sing a song....
Fuu: I have an idea Ferio! let's not....
Ferio: I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch, I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch.....
Emeraude: I'll sing with you Ferio!
Ferio: NO! EVIL WOMAN!
Kat: Fuu... is there any asprin left?
Fuu: Mokona ate the last of the asprin Kat
Ferio: SING! SING A SONG! SING IT LOUD! SING IT LONG!
Hikaru: lalalala
Nova; hehehehehehhehe (sugar is kicking in)
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so
pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming... and the Team Rockets red hair, the
butts bursting in air, gave pooop, through the night, that the man was still bare!
Kat; NOOOOOOOO
Kat; must... escape...
*Ferio now singing broadway*
Ferio: GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY!
Ferio: IM SINGING IN THE RAIN IM SINGING IN THE RAIN!
Ferio: NEW YORK NEW YORK, ITS A HELLUVA A TOWN! THE
BRONX IS UP AND THE BATTERY DOWN, THE PEOPLE RIDING IN THE
HOLE IN THE GROUND NEW YORK NEW YORK ITS A HELLUVA TOWN!
*Kat starts slamming herself against the walls*
Ferio: *now singing ragtime*
Ferio: GO AWAY MAN HYPNOTIZE THIS NATION I CAN SEEK YOUR ADMIRATION WITH THE MAPLE LEAF RAG!
DO DO DO DOD OD DO DO DO
Kat; ragtime rags.... make it stop!!!
Chang: The wheels on the bus go round and round! round and round! round and round!
*Fuu covers her ears* I'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy...
Hikaru: round and round! round and round! round and round!
*Nova starts bouncing off the walls because of the sugar*
Nova; heheheheheheh
Nova; sugar!!!
*Ferio now singing latin music*
Ferio: Ocho kandelikas! lalalala
*Ferio now singing mahlers third in german*
Ferio: Leiber nur goootttt!
Hikaru: neeeeeed food
Emeraude: Eat Kat, she's nice and plump
Hikaru: ok! kat where are you???
*Kat is cowering in the corner in a fetal position slowly rocking back and forth*
*Ferio now singing oldies*
Ferio: LETS TWIST AGAIN! LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
Ferio: EVERYBODY!!!
*Mokona is eating an ice-cream sandwich*
Hikaru: GIMME DAT MAKONA!!!!!!!
Hikaru: I WANNA ICE CREAM SANDWICH
Ferio: IS IT A BIRD!?!
*silence*
Ferio: IS IT A PLANE!?!
*silenece*
Ferio:IS IT THE TWISTER??!
Ferio: yeah! *by himself*
Ferio: LETS TWIST AGAIN! LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
Kat; they are just... normal people... i am in a wide open space... wide open spaces...
Fuu: Ferio... shut up!
Kat; yes! Please Do!
Lantis: running out of sanity....
Lantis: need sanity!
* Nova continues bouncing Nova bounces right through the wall into the snow*
Nova; oooo
Nova; cold and fluffy!
Ferio: WHA?!@!?!
Nova; HEHEHHEHEHE
Lantis: Wheres that teloporting pixy when you need it
Emeruade: anyone wanna play jump rope with me?
Kat; Air! Freedom! No Emeraude!
*Kat runs out into the snow*
Nova; hey Fuu! Catch! (throws snowball at Fuu)
Ferio: Fuu-want some cotton to stuff you ears and regain your sanity? *stuffs his ears quickly*
*Fuu wipes snow off her face and nodds.*
Lantis: FREEDOM!
Kat; oooh...
Kat; no Emeraude!
*ferio runs and falls over*
Ferio: Fluffbunnies....
Kat; So long suckers!
Ferio: *gets back up and keeps running*
Ferio: Yeah... My sanity will come back....
Chang: I AM HUNGRY.
Kat; Come on Fuu!
Kat; Lets get away from here!
Fuu: Coming Miss Kat
Kat; I'm so happy about being free, that i will over look the miss!
*Nova clings to Hikaru*
Nova; Hikaru!!!
Nova; come on! how about...
Emeraude: I'll go with Ferio!
Ferio: NO! YOU GO WITH...MOKONA AND CHANG!
Chang: Huzzah!
*Kat trudges off into the snow*
*Nova pulls Hikaru to the side of a cliff*
Nova; Lets sled ride!
Hikaru: yeeee ha
*Nova jumps off the cliff with hikaru and slides down*
*They start falling down the cliff*
Nova; Wheeeeeeee
Chang: Once again, in case you missed the first one, HUZZAH!
*suddenly giant sleigh appears form no where and ferio gets in*
Ferio: Want a ride Fuu?
Lantis: hey! No magic sleds!
Ferio: aw...
*giant sled goes to average sled*
Chang: I said, HUZZAH!
Lantis: go... save hikaru and nova or something and take Emeraude with you.
Ferio: not the evil woman!
*Chang prays to the jigglypuff god to save them*
*average sled goes to small kiddie sled*
Ferio: Eme is too round! she'll take too much room!
Emeruade: some beloved brother you are!
*Kat drags Fuu off *
Kat: We have to get away from this...
K; we have to find some intelligent life
Chang: HUZZAH!
Ferio: Fine...
*sits on sled with emeraude in front acting as a barrier from snow with Lantis in the middle*
*sled starts to go down hill*
Ferio: The plan is on track... *sled flys down hill*
Ferio: WAHOO! *steers toward cliff*
Ferio: Bye princess! MOO HHAHHAHAHA!
*jumps off sled about 20 feet from clifff*
*pulls Lantis with him*
Emeruade: HEYYYY! FERIO!!
Ferio: ^^ heeheh
Emeruade: YOU CAN'T KILL THE PILLIAR YOU IDIOTS!
*Emeraude falls and hits rocky bottom*
Ferio*runs toward nova and hikaru*
hikaru: hey, can you do your flame arrow Nova?
Nova; hmmm...(down from her sugar high) i don't feel like it...
*Kat comes to a dead end in the path with Fuu*
Kat; dang...
Kat; have to turn back
Fuu: It's cold out here.
GRUMBLE BUMBLE
Kat; what was that?
*Kat looks up to see lots of snow coming down*
Kat; AVALANCHE!!!
Kat; RUN!!!
Fuu: AHHH!
Ferio: avalanche!?!
Ferio: AHHH! *Starts running down cliff, Lantis follows*
*Kat jumps down onto a lower ledge on the cliff*
Emeraude: I'm nice and safe down here...I guess...
Kat; Quick Fuu! *meets with other people at the bottom under the cliff*
Ferio: WHO DID THAT?!
*Avalanche continues toward Fuu, Chang and mokona*
Ferio: FUU!
Ferio: GET UNDER HERE!
*picks up fuu and starts running* *gets back under cliff*
*Avalanche hits Chang and Mokona*
Lantis: Anyone care for a crunchy frog?
Fuu: um no thank you
Ferio: Yeah.....But we've got rams bladder creams too!
Kat; eh...
Kat; could be worse. Emeraude could be here!
Ferio: true...
Emeraude: (lying on sharp rocks at bottom of cliff) No appriciation i tell you...
Ferio: at least she is dead...
Hikaru: we killed her?????
Emerude: YOU CAN'T KILL THE PILLAIR!
Emeruade: I'm leaving. and with that Emeraude was back at the castle.
Ferio: We can cut our hair and use it as fuel
Kat; no way
Hikaru: hmmmm...i think we should use it for string
Kat; hello! not cutting my hair!
Kat; uh uh. no hair cutting!
Ferio: *gets up* thats it! im getting out of here!
*runs out on cliff area and avalache is over*
Kat; AMPERAGE!!! *kat calls down her ruin-god*
Kat; See ya at the lodge!
Kat; want a lift Fuu? Hikaru?
fuu: yes please
Hikaru: yep
*Kat picks up Fuu and Hikaru and flies back to the lodge*
Ferio *runs back to lodge and enters*
*lodge full with german and french tourists*
Ferio: What the....
French dude: SACRE BLEU! IT IS THE CORBIELLE A PAPIER MONSEIUR!
Ferio: Wait....*runs out and looks at lodge*
Ferio: Oooops! Wrong lodge! *keeps running*
*Kat lands at the lodge with Hikaru and Fuu*
K; lets get some hot chocolate! It's On me!
Fuu: Yeah!
Ferio and Lantis*finally get to lodge* *breath breath breath*
Ferio: Who is alive still? and where is Nova?
*Fuu sweat drops*
Nova is standing alone on the mountain
Nova; Guys?...HIKARU!!!???!!!
Nova; Where did ya go?
Nova; aw...
Nova; FLAME ARROW! YAH!
*Nova melts the snow and creates a huge tidal wave*
Nova; Surfs up! (grabs a Plank torn from the cabin)
Nova; WEEEEHHEEEEEE
*Nova surfs down the mountain*
*Kat calmly sips hot chocolate in the lodge*
Kat; mmmmm... no Nova... no Emeraude... Life is good...
Lantis: Anyone want some cookies?
Nova; Watch out!
*Nova flies through the window to the lodge, all the water goes with her*
Ferio: AH! you've got my oriental rug wet!
Kat; Nova's back... 'sigh'
Kat; life sucks no matter what. Why did i let myself be fooled by a location change?
Lantis: but cookies are good.
NovaForever: Kat; *sigh*
Told you it was weird. Maybe in the next fic we can answer some of the questions you have from this fic, the most important of which being- where did Ferio get an oriental rug from?
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WARNING: VERY WEIRD FIC AHEAD! CONTINUE AT YOUR OWN RISK!!!
Emeraude: YOU SHUT UP!
Kat; *sticks her tongue out at Emeraude*
Lantis and Ferio both shudder
Ferio: This could get ugly...
Kat; LOSERKat; MAKE ME!
Kat: I refuse to be stuck in here with a Prissy Princess!!!
Hikaru: so do i
Lantis: I agree totally
Nova; (talking in her sleep) yeah... no eme...
Emeraude grumbles
*Ferio takes out giant mallet*
Ferio: Don't make me use this!
Emeraude: you all just want to be just like me!
Kat; GAH!
Kat: NOOOO!
Hikaru: i don't
Hikaru: i wanna be like nova
Ferio: well
Ferio: I'll let kat live...
kat; thank you Ferio!
Kat; you can kill eme though?
Mokona rolls over, trying to sleep in.
* Ferio bonks insanely on emeraude*
Ferio: hehehehe
Fuu: He's such a sweetie isn't he?
Kat; yeah...
Kat; Too bad we all don't have a Ferio of our own...
Kat; But i have... EAGLE!
Kat; too bad Eagle isn't here...
*More insane bonking on Eme*
Emeraude: You'll all pay!
Chang: In cash or can we pay credit..?
*Nova wakes up*
Nova; did i hear violence?
Nova; Why wasn't i invited!
Chang: ANY FOOD?? ANY WHERE?? SO HUNGRY.... FERIO'S HEAD
LOOKS LIKE BROCCALI... *drool*
Ferio: Ah! *soaks hair so it looks darker*
Fuu: no don't eat Ferio's hair!
Emeraude: Yeah, take his whole head
Chang: Offff.... wit hizzz head...
Ferio: *gets back to smashing with the mallet*
*Mokona gets in way of eme*
Ferio: No mokona get out of the way!
*Kat grabs Mokona*
Kat; shame Mokona... just because Umi isn't here doesn't mean you
should end it all!
Ferio: Ah! He almost got caught in the line of fire!
*Mokona farts*
Lantis: ewww....
Ferio: he should have STAYED in the line of fire
Hikaru: hmm lets go cook change, im hungry too
Emeraude: I have to go to the bathroom
Lantis: I did NOT need to know that...
Nova; go on Ferio!
Ferio: That was the last straw! *bashes with the hammer again*
Chang: Emeraude... your hair looks like spaggetti... *drool*
Fuu: Don't be so violent Ferio!
Nova; VIOLENCE!!!
Nova; OOOOOOOO
Nova; LET ME JOIN IN!
Ferio: Sorry Miss Fuu...
Ferio: *lightly taps with mallet*
*Little Zagato's fly around Emeraude's head*
kat; hey...
kat; If you guys are hungry you should eat a whole in the wall so we can escape...
Kat; and so i can get as far as possible from Emeraude
Hikaru: okay...!
Chang: *imagining Nova's hair in an ice-cream cone*
Chang: anybody got a spoon?
Nova: FLAME ARROW! YAH! *Fire hits Chang*
Chang: MY BEHINDY! IT'S ON FIRE!
Ferio: Grr..... here chang *hands a glass of water with pill
dissolved so he cant see that it is a sleeping pill*
Chang konks out.
Ferio: Good, no more food fantasizing
Hikaru: I'm coooold!!! You shouldn't have put out the fire!
Nova: Oh... okay... I'll fix that Hikaru!!!
Hikaru: thanks nova!!!!
Fuu: I'm going to need a lot of therapy after tonight........
Nova; FLAME ARROW! YAH *Nova lights the bed on fire*
Hikaru: hmmm thats a little bit toooo warm
Ferio: Yeah...
Fuu: I'll be in the corner if you need me.....
Kat: *sitting in the corner* It's taken!
*Mokona takes out a Game Boy Color and starts playing Pokemon *
*French person walks up to cabin and sees people inside*
Hikaru: oh hello there
French Dude: Bonjour!
Nova; HI DUDE!
Nova; SAVE US FROM EMERAUDE!
Emeraude: (still dizzy from the beating) Yeah... and the chibi Zagato-poo's!
French Dude: Me no speaky japaneseu
*Nova starts bouncing up and down yelling at the french guy*
Nova; HEY !
Nova; CAN YOU HEAR ME!?!
Nova; HELLO?!?
Hikaru: WAZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZUP?
Chang: Isn't it amazing how much 'what is up' has evolved? What's up?
Wussap? Wuzzup? sup? wuzzah? HUZZA!
*french dude looks very confused*
Nova; no!
Nova: LISTEN TO ME!!!
Ferio: Bonne chance le corbeille a papier!
*French dude runs off mad*
Nova; NO!
Nova; come back!
Emeraude: Yeah come back man!!!
Nova; Emeraude is still here!
Kat; NOOOOOOOOO
Ferio: Hmm
Ferio: Bonne chance le corbeille a papier...
Ferio: Ooops, I said :Good luck, trashcan.....
Fuu: well i'm sure he is now afraid of us....
Ferio: Stupid phrase book! I knew i should have used it at the tobbaconist!
Kat; NO! I'LL DIE IF I HAVE TO SPEND ANOTHER MINUTE WITH THIS PRISSY PRINCESS!!!
*Nova is still bouncing around*
Kat; oh god...
Kat; she is all rested up...
Kat; she will be like this for hours...
Nova; what are we going (bounce) do now? Are
(bounce) we going to eat Emeraude to survive? She is fat
enough. (bounce)
Ferio: ^^;;;;;;
Emeruade: Kat's bigger than a mountain...
kat; HEY!
Ferio: Fuu, you got any popcorn?
Fuu: yes I have popcorn
Kat; SEE! Fuu has some sense! Canibalisam... anyways, who would want to eat Emeraude? She is probably all sour...
Kat; With all of Fuu's popcorn We can have popcorn for breakfast, and for lunch... and dinner... and breakfast again...
Hikaru: may i have some?
Ferio: May I have some Miss Fuu?
Fuu: No... I'm not sharing with anyone.
Ferio: Fluffbunnies!
Hikaru: HEYYYY YOUR GONNA MAKE US DIE??
Fuu: ok. maybe Ferio can have some. but NO ONE else....
Nova; FLUFFBUNNIES! FLUFFBUNNIES! FLUFFBUNNIES!!!
Hikaru: NOOOOOOOOOOOO I'LL DIE WITHOUT POPCORN!!!
Nova: no!
Nova; hikaru can't die!
Ferio: Ive got my candybars from every room in my house that i brought...
Ferio: Hey Miss Fuu, Ill trade with you!
Hikakru: ooh can i have some candy?
Ferio: No its mine!
Mokona: Puu puuupuppuuu?
Lantis: LETS ROAST THE MARSHMALLOW!
Ferio: Yeah, creamy goodness....
Hikaru: ok ferio im givin you one chance to give me those
1.......
2...........
3................
3 1/2 ................
*Nova tackles Ferio*
Nova; give them to her!
Ferio: CATCH FUU! *throws candy bars*
Hikaru: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagh i want those candy bars!!!! *runs after fuu*
Hikaru: GIMME DAT OR ELSE I WE'LL GO CRAZY I TELL YOU
Nova; OOOOO Candy! *steals candy from Fuu*
*Nova starts gorging on chocolate*
Hikaru: gimme some nova!!!!!
Ferio:*sneaks up behind hikaru and smacks on the head with mallet*
Hikaru: Ooow
Kat; no...
Kat; nova on a sugar rush...
Kat; This is really getting ugly...
Nova; Hee hee hee
Nova; it tastes like chicken!
Nova; MORE!
Ferio: Fuu....I've got an idea...lets sing a song....
Fuu: I have an idea Ferio! let's not....
Ferio: I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch, I am slowly going crazy 123456 switch.....
Emeraude: I'll sing with you Ferio!
Ferio: NO! EVIL WOMAN!
Kat: Fuu... is there any asprin left?
Fuu: Mokona ate the last of the asprin Kat
Ferio: SING! SING A SONG! SING IT LOUD! SING IT LONG!
Hikaru: lalalala
Nova; hehehehehehhehe (sugar is kicking in)
Chang: Oh, say can you, smear!!!! by the dungs eary flight! What so
pounding we hailed, at the tri-lights last steaming... and the Team Rockets red hair, the
butts bursting in air, gave pooop, through the night, that the man was still bare!
Kat; NOOOOOOOO
Kat; must... escape...
*Ferio now singing broadway*
Ferio: GIVE MY REGARDS TO BROADWAY!
Ferio: IM SINGING IN THE RAIN IM SINGING IN THE RAIN!
Ferio: NEW YORK NEW YORK, ITS A HELLUVA A TOWN! THE
BRONX IS UP AND THE BATTERY DOWN, THE PEOPLE RIDING IN THE
HOLE IN THE GROUND NEW YORK NEW YORK ITS A HELLUVA TOWN!
*Kat starts slamming herself against the walls*
Ferio: *now singing ragtime*
Ferio: GO AWAY MAN HYPNOTIZE THIS NATION I CAN SEEK YOUR ADMIRATION WITH THE MAPLE LEAF RAG!
DO DO DO DOD OD DO DO DO
Kat; ragtime rags.... make it stop!!!
Chang: The wheels on the bus go round and round! round and round! round and round!
*Fuu covers her ears* I'm not crazy i'm not crazy i'm not crazy...
Hikaru: round and round! round and round! round and round!
*Nova starts bouncing off the walls because of the sugar*
Nova; heheheheheheh
Nova; sugar!!!
*Ferio now singing latin music*
Ferio: Ocho kandelikas! lalalala
*Ferio now singing mahlers third in german*
Ferio: Leiber nur goootttt!
Hikaru: neeeeeed food
Emeraude: Eat Kat, she's nice and plump
Hikaru: ok! kat where are you???
*Kat is cowering in the corner in a fetal position slowly rocking back and forth*
*Ferio now singing oldies*
Ferio: LETS TWIST AGAIN! LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
Ferio: EVERYBODY!!!
*Mokona is eating an ice-cream sandwich*
Hikaru: GIMME DAT MAKONA!!!!!!!
Hikaru: I WANNA ICE CREAM SANDWICH
Ferio: IS IT A BIRD!?!
*silence*
Ferio: IS IT A PLANE!?!
*silenece*
Ferio:IS IT THE TWISTER??!
Ferio: yeah! *by himself*
Ferio: LETS TWIST AGAIN! LIKE WE DID LAST SUMMER!
Kat; they are just... normal people... i am in a wide open space... wide open spaces...
Fuu: Ferio... shut up!
Kat; yes! Please Do!
Lantis: running out of sanity....
Lantis: need sanity!
* Nova continues bouncing Nova bounces right through the wall into the snow*
Nova; oooo
Nova; cold and fluffy!
Ferio: WHA?!@!?!
Nova; HEHEHHEHEHE
Lantis: Wheres that teloporting pixy when you need it
Emeruade: anyone wanna play jump rope with me?
Kat; Air! Freedom! No Emeraude!
*Kat runs out into the snow*
Nova; hey Fuu! Catch! (throws snowball at Fuu)
Ferio: Fuu-want some cotton to stuff you ears and regain your sanity? *stuffs his ears quickly*
*Fuu wipes snow off her face and nodds.*
Lantis: FREEDOM!
Kat; oooh...
Kat; no Emeraude!
*ferio runs and falls over*
Ferio: Fluffbunnies....
Kat; So long suckers!
Ferio: *gets back up and keeps running*
Ferio: Yeah... My sanity will come back....
Chang: I AM HUNGRY.
Kat; Come on Fuu!
Kat; Lets get away from here!
Fuu: Coming Miss Kat
Kat; I'm so happy about being free, that i will over look the miss!
*Nova clings to Hikaru*
Nova; Hikaru!!!
Nova; come on! how about...
Emeraude: I'll go with Ferio!
Ferio: NO! YOU GO WITH...MOKONA AND CHANG!
Chang: Huzzah!
*Kat trudges off into the snow*
*Nova pulls Hikaru to the side of a cliff*
Nova; Lets sled ride!
Hikaru: yeeee ha
*Nova jumps off the cliff with hikaru and slides down*
*They start falling down the cliff*
Nova; Wheeeeeeee
Chang: Once again, in case you missed the first one, HUZZAH!
*suddenly giant sleigh appears form no where and ferio gets in*
Ferio: Want a ride Fuu?
Lantis: hey! No magic sleds!
Ferio: aw...
*giant sled goes to average sled*
Chang: I said, HUZZAH!
Lantis: go... save hikaru and nova or something and take Emeraude with you.
Ferio: not the evil woman!
*Chang prays to the jigglypuff god to save them*
*average sled goes to small kiddie sled*
Ferio: Eme is too round! she'll take too much room!
Emeruade: some beloved brother you are!
*Kat drags Fuu off *
Kat: We have to get away from this...
K; we have to find some intelligent life
Chang: HUZZAH!
Ferio: Fine...
*sits on sled with emeraude in front acting as a barrier from snow with Lantis in the middle*
*sled starts to go down hill*
Ferio: The plan is on track... *sled flys down hill*
Ferio: WAHOO! *steers toward cliff*
Ferio: Bye princess! MOO HHAHHAHAHA!
*jumps off sled about 20 feet from clifff*
*pulls Lantis with him*
Emeruade: HEYYYY! FERIO!!
Ferio: ^^ heeheh
Emeruade: YOU CAN'T KILL THE PILLIAR YOU IDIOTS!
*Emeraude falls and hits rocky bottom*
Ferio*runs toward nova and hikaru*
hikaru: hey, can you do your flame arrow Nova?
Nova; hmmm...(down from her sugar high) i don't feel like it...
*Kat comes to a dead end in the path with Fuu*
Kat; dang...
Kat; have to turn back
Fuu: It's cold out here.
GRUMBLE BUMBLE
Kat; what was that?
*Kat looks up to see lots of snow coming down*
Kat; AVALANCHE!!!
Kat; RUN!!!
Fuu: AHHH!
Ferio: avalanche!?!
Ferio: AHHH! *Starts running down cliff, Lantis follows*
*Kat jumps down onto a lower ledge on the cliff*
Emeraude: I'm nice and safe down here...I guess...
Kat; Quick Fuu! *meets with other people at the bottom under the cliff*
Ferio: WHO DID THAT?!
*Avalanche continues toward Fuu, Chang and mokona*
Ferio: FUU!
Ferio: GET UNDER HERE!
*picks up fuu and starts running* *gets back under cliff*
*Avalanche hits Chang and Mokona*
Lantis: Anyone care for a crunchy frog?
Fuu: um no thank you
Ferio: Yeah.....But we've got rams bladder creams too!
Kat; eh...
Kat; could be worse. Emeraude could be here!
Ferio: true...
Emeraude: (lying on sharp rocks at bottom of cliff) No appriciation i tell you...
Ferio: at least she is dead...
Hikaru: we killed her?????
Emerude: YOU CAN'T KILL THE PILLAIR!
Emeruade: I'm leaving. and with that Emeraude was back at the castle.
Ferio: We can cut our hair and use it as fuel
Kat; no way
Hikaru: hmmmm...i think we should use it for string
Kat; hello! not cutting my hair!
Kat; uh uh. no hair cutting!
Ferio: *gets up* thats it! im getting out of here!
*runs out on cliff area and avalache is over*
Kat; AMPERAGE!!! *kat calls down her ruin-god*
Kat; See ya at the lodge!
Kat; want a lift Fuu? Hikaru?
fuu: yes please
Hikaru: yep
*Kat picks up Fuu and Hikaru and flies back to the lodge*
Ferio *runs back to lodge and enters*
*lodge full with german and french tourists*
Ferio: What the....
French dude: SACRE BLEU! IT IS THE CORBIELLE A PAPIER MONSEIUR!
Ferio: Wait....*runs out and looks at lodge*
Ferio: Oooops! Wrong lodge! *keeps running*
*Kat lands at the lodge with Hikaru and Fuu*
K; lets get some hot chocolate! It's On me!
Fuu: Yeah!
Ferio and Lantis*finally get to lodge* *breath breath breath*
Ferio: Who is alive still? and where is Nova?
*Fuu sweat drops*
Nova is standing alone on the mountain
Nova; Guys?...HIKARU!!!???!!!
Nova; Where did ya go?
Nova; aw...
Nova; FLAME ARROW! YAH!
*Nova melts the snow and creates a huge tidal wave*
Nova; Surfs up! (grabs a Plank torn from the cabin)
Nova; WEEEEHHEEEEEE
*Nova surfs down the mountain*
*Kat calmly sips hot chocolate in the lodge*
Kat; mmmmm... no Nova... no Emeraude... Life is good...
Lantis: Anyone want some cookies?
Nova; Watch out!
*Nova flies through the window to the lodge, all the water goes with her*
Ferio: AH! you've got my oriental rug wet!
Kat; Nova's back... 'sigh'
Kat; life sucks no matter what. Why did i let myself be fooled by a location change?
Lantis: but cookies are good.
NovaForever: Kat; *sigh*
Told you it was weird. Maybe in the next fic we can answer some of the questions you have from this fic, the most important of which being- where did Ferio get an oriental rug from?
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