The Uncle's of Yolie
On a boring Sunday after noon,
I was tired and said "woe is me!"
And so with Hypermon's crazy help
I wrote bout the Uncle's of Yolie.
In Japan, Uncle Chan really likes to bake.
In Egypt, Uncle Bob stabs zombies with a stake.
In Kenya, Uncle Kiwi fishes all day.
In Brazil, Uncle Juan chaises trolls that are gay.
In Nebraska, Uncle Steve likes to milk goats.
In Cuba, Uncle Tony set's fire to boats.
In Alaska, Uncle Donny trains a pack of polar bears.
In Turkey, Uncle Hadad ponders over Tai's big hair.
On Mars, Uncle Kabooshnick studies space dust.
In London, Uncle Maggie is enlarging his bust.
In Russia, Uncle Volgograd makes furry hats.
In Ireland, Uncle Patrick is afraid of vampire bats.
In Sydney, Uncle Iwrin was riased by kangaroos.
In Hong Kong, Uncle Wong is a master of Kung Foo.
In New York, Uncle Vinny likes to say "Mama Mia".
In Italy, Uncle Joe delivers for a great pizzaria".
So, that's the story of just some of her Uncles.
And the most important are the ones that were said.
But i almost forgot about the one in her basement.
He holds a bazooka, ready to blow off your head.
The End
A/N: Ok, for once, i actually came up with the idea! Arent you proud of me? Hypermon just helped me out with the insanity. ^.^ Ok. Enjoy
On a boring Sunday after noon,
I was tired and said "woe is me!"
And so with Hypermon's crazy help
I wrote bout the Uncle's of Yolie.
In Japan, Uncle Chan really likes to bake.
In Egypt, Uncle Bob stabs zombies with a stake.
In Kenya, Uncle Kiwi fishes all day.
In Brazil, Uncle Juan chaises trolls that are gay.
In Nebraska, Uncle Steve likes to milk goats.
In Cuba, Uncle Tony set's fire to boats.
In Alaska, Uncle Donny trains a pack of polar bears.
In Turkey, Uncle Hadad ponders over Tai's big hair.
On Mars, Uncle Kabooshnick studies space dust.
In London, Uncle Maggie is enlarging his bust.
In Russia, Uncle Volgograd makes furry hats.
In Ireland, Uncle Patrick is afraid of vampire bats.
In Sydney, Uncle Iwrin was riased by kangaroos.
In Hong Kong, Uncle Wong is a master of Kung Foo.
In New York, Uncle Vinny likes to say "Mama Mia".
In Italy, Uncle Joe delivers for a great pizzaria".
So, that's the story of just some of her Uncles.
And the most important are the ones that were said.
But i almost forgot about the one in her basement.
He holds a bazooka, ready to blow off your head.
The End
A/N: Ok, for once, i actually came up with the idea! Arent you proud of me? Hypermon just helped me out with the insanity. ^.^ Ok. Enjoy