Yes, once again, evil boredom has set in.
But wait til you see where my strange mind has been.
I got a great idea after pondering all day.
Write about her uncles in the U.S. of A!
In California, Uncle Trevor rides big scary waves.
In N. Carolina, Uncle Jack makes badgers his slaves.
In Nevada, Uncle Eric gambles his eyeball away.
In Virginia, Uncle Chuck marries his cuzin Annie May.
In New York, Uncle Mike robs for a mere 20 bucks
In Michigan, Uncle Lanny confesses his love to ducks.
In Oklahoma, Uncle Sam rides tornados for fun.
In Iowa, Uncle Ben screams "We're Number One!"
In the capital, Uncle George seduces mad ugly chicks.
In Mississippi, Uncle Scott eats noodles with drum sticks.
In New Jersey, Uncle Hypermon cackles evilly at night.
In Pensyvannia, Uncle Jay runs into walls with fright.
In Florida, Uncle Frank curses at those freaking chads.
In Nebraska, Uncle Tom yells, for he's going mad.
In Delaware, Uncle Matt calls for a spastic celebration!
In Wyoming, Uncle Pete saves his rock from damnation.
Yeah, so that's that, I hope that you enjoy.
I think I'll go now and play with my toys.
And If you flame me and say that this wasnt fun,
I'll burn you in the ass, and fling you into the sun.
~*T*O*I*~
Yeah, Now it's my turn!
BURN, BABY, BURN! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH O.o....
Ok I'll stop. And grab a mop. And make you go Pop!
No, this time i'm for real...like Ally McBeal...your soul I shall steal.
Perhaps it should end.....would you like that my friend?
To much sugar for today. I really must say.
After my Lauhing fit.....i think i'll end it....
You think I'm insane? Well, duh..check the name.
So, I think I will leave before I start a fight.
Happy readings to all, and to all a good night!
Hypermon: ::hits her over the head with a frying pan:: SHUT THE HELL UP!
TearOfInsanity: ::falls over unconcious::
THE END
I Mean It....
I swear!
Keep going....
REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW!
If you don't I WILL burn you!!
K, bye!