Dear Fanfiction Writers, Hey everone, IÕm Cho, you know, the one everyone one hates except for a few people? IÕm really not all bad. I know I fell for Cedric once, but hey! Cut me some slack, he was hot and free so why not? And Harry wasnÕt talking to me at the time. Actually, he never talks to me! Except for when he asked me out. And wasnÕt i sincere when I said no, I had another date? Okay, so now the hottest guy IÕve ever gone out with is dead. And I have no one. And i guess you all laughing at me and saying IÕm evil, right? Well, the truth is, I like Harry. Yes thats right Harry Potter. Hes absolutely adorable, and i promise I wonÕt cheat on him! IÕve never cheated on anybody in my whole life! NEVER! I was cheated on once and its not like that didnÕt tramutise me! But the only bad thing is that little Hermione Granger. She likes him too. I know it, but personally, I think she should turn her attentions to that Ron character. Its mega obvious that he likes her! He teases her constantly and he gets angry when shes scoping out other guys! You didnÕt believe that crap about him being angry because Krum was the enemy, did you? I sure didnÕt. Now, have I ever been jealous? Yeah sure, tons of times, who hasnÕt? For a while I was jealous of the Fleur person. Who did she think she was, prancing into Hogwarts like that? That lilÕ sh** acted like she owned the damn school! In my fourth year I was jealous of this girl named Kikki Fortune. She had this little club called ÒThe Bewitched JewelsÓ and she wouldnÕt let me in because i wasnÕt pretty enough! No if that isnÕt cruel I dunno what is! So, basically, IÕm saying, IÕm not bad. iÕm not a slut or a whore. IÕm not gonna cheat on ANYONE! So there you have you evil fanfic writers! My truth. Sincerely, Cho Chang. A/N: Okay, i donÕt expect anyone to like this. This, unfortunately, is my first. I was going to have my first be a cute lil Harry Ginny fic, but, IÕm eager to have one of my fics up, so I made this up in the shower. Flames welcome! And so are nice ones too....