Jake's Fight with Marco
"Jake, can I annoy you?" said Marco.
"Yes, you can annoy me," said the all-powerful leader Jake.
"Okay!" said Marco excitedly. He went to Pizza Hut and ate a whole bunch of fatty pepperoni pizza so his arms jiggled and so did his butt like Jello. When he was fat enough, he started annoying Jake.
First he annoyed Jake, and Jake got annoyed. Then Jake kicked Marco in his new big booty. Then Marco kicked Jake in his butt. Jake got more annoyed and kicked Marco in his big, jiggly booty. Marco got more annoyed than Jake and kicked him in his booty.
"Oh yeah?!" said Jake. He got into a karate stance. "Ayah!" He did a karate chop in Marco's stomach on a roll of fat. But it didn't hurt him. Marco's gut just jiggled, like Jello. Then he bounced his jiggly gut back at Jake and Jake got hurt. "Mommeee!!!!! Gimme some greasy burgers and fries!!!" Jake cried. "He huuurrrtt meeee!"
Jake's mom got him some greasy burgers and fries and Jake ate them all. Jake got fat, and he liked being fat. He liked the way his big booty jiggled. He tried attacking Marco, and he bounced off a wall because he was fatter than Marco was now. Marco sat on Jake and ended the fight.
"Haha, I win," said Marco. Jake didn't like Marco's jiggly butt on his body.
"Help me, please!" said Jake.
"Okay," Marco said. He got off of Jake's body and Jake went out to lose weight to impress Cassie.