TigerLilly's Fic Challenge... An After
HogWarts Fic....
A
Day In The Life...
A brightly light kitchen was the scene for an alarming ruckus that morning. Hermione
Granger waltzed in wearing a short black leather mini skirt and a flowing white peasant
shirt. "Hello Harry!" she called as she saw her best friend of practically
forever standing in the kitchen looking very confused. "I've moved that blasted table
Three times already, but I can't find a place I like! Well, there wasn't room for it in
the kitchen, and I didn't like it in the living room so I put it on the veranda." He
sighed. "But I just don't know if I like it on the veranda. It's a very expensive
table, and its Oak. Imagine what the wind and other elements will do to it!"
"Oh silly! Just put a protection spell on it! Then you could put it in a typhoon
and it would not suffer a scratch!" Harry smiled as the thought hit him full on; he
nodded in acceptance, before turning towards the refrigerator, looking for something to
eat. He decided on a glass of milk and a banana from the counter. He finished off the
carton of milk and was about to toss it into the recycling bin when Ginny walked in.
"Don't' throw that away Harold James Potter! I can use that on my next project!"
She smiled brightly, only to be met by a wild group of stares. "What? So I'm
eccentric, many guys find that attractive.. Well they do, or at least they should. Accio
Big Meat Cleaver!" The last was a spell to have the meat clever come to her. The Next
thing anyone knew she was beating the carton out flat.
"What the hell is all the commotion?" "I Didn't Do it!" Ginny crowed
as a silvery blonde haired man walked out of the far bedroom he was wearing a black
leotard. "Damnit ! This black Spandex itches like Cripes! If I didn't have dance
class in an hour I'd change. Come on Ginny you need to get dressed, we have to be there in
five minutes."
"oh All right Draco!" She waved her wand and a cloud of smoke covered her form,
then she was decked out in matching attire.
The two disapparated to get to their class on time and almost instantaneously did Ron
Weasely a well built red head walk down from the stairs wearing a pair of pajama pants. He
absent-mindedly picked the lint from his belly button as he walked into the kitchen as
well.
"Hey you probably want to save that belly button lint for your sister. She could use
it in her next project." Mione mused. "Hey Ron What's allover your
stomach?" She looked in question at the blue glitter that adorned his form.
"Bloody Hell, Ginny! I must have slept on some Blue Body Glitter tube thingy. Her and
her crafts!" Just then Pigwideon flew in beaming Ron in the head. He turned around as
he rubbed the now sore spot. "RON!" Hermione screamed in between fits of
laughter. "You have a potato chip stuck to your shoulder Blade!"
"I think we might need to have a word with our house elf Wonky. It seems she's not
doing her job correctly." Harry stated matter-of-factly.
"What did Pig bring you?" Hermione asked as Ron grabbed the scroll reading it
carefully.
"I sent mom an owl about a week ago, and she just sent me back a recipe for a cabbage
flavoured tossed salad. Ever since she went to Venice, she's been sending me all sorts of
odd things. She even sent a picture of the cathedral where the gargoyles on the building
were dancing!"
Suddenly, Ginny and Draco apparated back into their home. Draco was still wearing his
spandex dance attire, and Ginny was admiring his form rather openly. Then just as fast as
they had apparated in, did they race up the stairs hand in hand. Wonky entered at that
moment to clean up the dishes in the kitchen humming A Whole New World from The Disney
musical Aladdin.
Harry looked at Hermione as if for the first time and bent her back giving her a
rock-the-world-to-the-ground kiss, and Ron raced up the stairs to find his acid green bird
cage to put the still flapping pig in.
Fin.
rotf it was terrible but I got everything in!
Lines is must include
"Well, there wasn't space for it in the kitchen and it didn't like it in the living
room, so I put it on the veranda!"
"This black spandex itches like cripes!"
"I didn't do it!"
"So I'm a little eccentric, many guys find that attractive!"
Items...
1 BIG meat cleaver
1 acid green bird cage
1 crafty person
1 tube of blue or purple body glitter
1 bananna
1 cabbage
1 tossed salad
1 potato chip
words it must include
cathedral
woky
thingy
Venice
Belly Button lint
Other misc. things
One of the characters must sing or hum a named song from a musical.