Padawannabe
& Kel the Pirate
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Disclaimer:
Hello My first fic but kel took it over and did nothing but is taking credit
for it anyway. WE don't own Gundam wing but someday we will. Note don't try
this with an actual Santa. Oh yeah the Gundams are supposed to be five. By the
way I was sick when I thought of this so no flames kay. R&R
Santa:
Hello little boy. What do you want for Christmas?
Wufei:
You cannot give me the things that I desire like courage, power, and strength.
You cannot give the things that I want. Can you?
Santa: Uh no. But I can give you a really neat Fire truck
Wufei:
You mock me do you. (Kicks santa in the shin) You are weak like the rest of
these fools.
Santa:
Next.
Santa:
So what is your name little boy?
Duo
: I am shinigami.
Santa:
That's a ….nice name. So shinigami what do you want for Christmas?
Duo:
I want fire, fire burns.
Santa:
Uh…no I can't give you fire.
Duo:
Fire burns (pulls out lighter)
Santa:
Kid where did you get that
Duo:
YOU!!!!(sets Santa's beard on fire)
Quatre
cries: No fighting
All:
shut up
Wufei:
Die vile, weak creatures! Miserable stinking beasts.
Santa:
Um next, so what is your name son?
Heero:
My name is Heero Yuy.
Santa:
So little one what do you want for Christmas?
Herro:
I want (gives santa long list of neuclaer weapons) Mission complete so gimme
um.
Santa: what are kids these days turning into. One wants fire the other want nuclear weapons the other wants traits eh go fig* I'm sorry Heero I can't give you them until Christmas okay?
Herro: (death glare)
Santa: Uh kid what are you going to do (sweat drops)
Herro: (pulls out gun) eat lead Santie (Starts trying to kill everything in site)
Santa: Aaaahhhhh!!!! This DEAMON is trying to kill me!!! HELP ME!!!
Trowa: Go hero, its your birthday go go Herro.
All: Big sweat drop
Trowa: What?
Wufei and Herro: DIE SANTA!!!
Quatre Wwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! You killed Santa you bastards!
Duo: That was unexpected…
Wufei: And that's the end of that chapter.
You like? The next chapter they meet the Easter Bunny.