When Cute Things Attack
Disclaimer: 'Nuff said.
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It's Easter time, and those horrifying guys dressed up as Bunnies come out in public. It's their playtime… or so they think. Little do they know, several crazy to be gundam pilots have been let loose in Macy's to visit our friend Mr. Bunny. Heh heh heh. This should be interesting. Anyhoo, let's begin the horror, the horror! THE HORROR! Um, okay… so let's start before we soil ourselves from too much laughter.
9:00, Macy's Department Store
Quatre singing: I wanna see the Bunny! I wanna see the Bunny!
Trowa: We know you do. We know.
Quatre: Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Still singing BunBun! BunBun! BunBun!
Trowa: Shut-up!
Duo: Yeah, shut your face!
Hiiro: Quiet, you!
Wufei: YOU ARE WEAK!!!!!
Quatre: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!
Trowa: Sorry, little one. We didn't want to make you cry!
Quatre: YAY! Smiles adorable li'l Quatre smile thing Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!
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Noon, Macy's Department Store
Quatre: Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny! Bunny!
Wufei: Enough, weak fool!
Quatre: Hey look! IT"S THE EASTER BUNNY!
Hiiro: He's right. BUNNY COME HERE OR ELSE I"LL KILL YOU!
Bunny walks up to Wufei.
Bunny: AW! Hello there, you cute little thing! All dressed in silk and a cute little ponytail! AW!
Wufei: obviously pissed from the last remark from Bunny CUTE! CUTE?!?!?!?!? Cuteness is for the WEAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunny: Picks up Wufei C'mon, kid. Smile for the camera! * Ya little brat*
Wufei: INJUSTICE! Injustice! I don't want a stoopit picture! Starts bawling. AWWWWWWW!
Bunny: Okay. I'll put you down.
Wufei: stops crying Dumbass! Kicks bunny in the shins
Bunny: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUDGE! YES! That's it! CHOCOLATE FUDGE! Smiles @ pilots and bites his fist
Wufei: Justice has been served. Waddles away. AWWWWWWWW!
Bunny: I'm okay. Send up the next monster- I mean, angel. Quatre walks up. Bunny relaxes. Kid seems nice.
Quatre: EASTER BUNNY! Runs up and starts squeezing Bunny the way an anaconda squeeze its prey
Bunny: ACK! Kid! You're choking me!
Quatre: I just LOVE you VERY MUCH! BUNNY! Earth
shakes
Bunny: passed out. Assistant walks up and pries Quatre off the Bunny.
Quatre: Bye Bye! See you soon! Hops off. AWWWWWWWWWWW!
Assistant grabs strong smelling salts
Bunny: Uhhhhhhhhh…. What…? Who-who got the number of that truck?!
Assistant: Uh, sir. You passed out when the kid attempted to squeeze you to death…
Bunny: oh. Puts on fake cheesy smile sends up next kid.
Duo: I like chocolate. Chocolate's good. I've been eatin' chocolate all day. Do you have some more chocolate? Eats a piece of chocolate, resulting in a chocolate covered face. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! I don't feel so good… turns green and barfs on the Bunny
Bunny: KID! Do you know how expensive this rental costume is?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Duo: Costume…?
Bunny: I mean… uh, fur!
Duo: oh! You mean this fur? Grabs for fur, resulting in a white costume turned brown with chocolate stains. DUN DUN DUN!
Bunny: NEXT!
Quatre: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHH! BUNNY!
Trowa pulls out a baseball bat
Trowa: DIIIIIIIE! Proceeds to bash Bunny till bloody!
Bunny: !@#$%^&*!@#$^#%@!$@$!!!!!!!!! What are you doing?!?!?!
Trowa: This is for lying to us, you sick, sick guy in a costume! This is for my lost childhood, for God's sake, we found out there's no Easter Bunny at the age of FIVE and this!
Quatre: WAHAHAHAAAAAAAAH! POOR BUNNY!
Trowa: This is for making QUATRE CRY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bunny:… OW… next…
Trowa hands Quatre a plush Bunny
Quatre: BUNNY! Thank ya, Trowa! Squeezes life out of Bunny. AWWWWWWWWW!
Trowa: No problem.AAAAAAWWWWWWWW
Bloody Bunny walks up to the next Gundam kid
Bunny: Hey kid! What's your name?
Hiiro: Die, evil Bunny.
Bunny: lets try this again. NAME!!!!
Hiiro:………..
Bunny: Damn you, kid. Have a nice Easter!
Assistant takes Hiiro away from bunny, but not before…
Hiiro: Die, bunny from Hell!
Bunny: Okay, who taught him that?
Hiiro pulls a gun
Bunny: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
What happens to Bunny, you ask? Did he go on a rampage throughout Macy's? Did he die from a fatal blow to the balls? Did the expense of cleaning the costume kill him? Or, did he commit himself to the Wombat Insane Asylum? That, my friends, we will leave up to you and your sick, sick minds. Especially if you thought this was humorous. It's quite sick. I mean, GOD! With all the capitalized BUNNY things and all the 3x4 pairings, which I (KEL) am a big fan of, this was quite scary. In fact, personally, it was horrifying! Uh, R&R as always. I hate disclaimers. Hiiro is not spelled wrong, that's the Japanese spelling, and uh……. VIVE LE FRANCE! We're gonna go to France in December and you're probably not! HAHA. Wanna souvenir fic of the pilots in France when we come back? Huh? Gives us something to do-oo! Heh heh. Okay, enough ranting and raving, I'm scarin' myself! And Padawannabe! She had input, it's just that she s weak and I stole the keyboard. Okay, she's choking me. Fine. She's * cough* weak. ACK! She is NOT weak! You happy, psychopath?! That is all.