If you deprave Duo of Junk Food

If you deprave Duo of Junk Food
Instead of being in a bad mood
He'll take the Perfect Soldiers Cookie
Laughing at the glare
Watching Heero's nostrils as they flare
He'll run out of the room and down the hall
Only to trip and fall
And spot a lollipop
With a quick little hop
And a few licks later
Duo's headed toward the equator
With a pissed Wufei on his tail
Only to stop on his way
To say hey
And give Trowa some gum
As he left with a little hum
He casually walks around
Not caring to not make a sound
When pretty soon
It's almost noon
And now there is a pissed Heero
Infuriated Wufei
And scissors wielding Trowa
Out for his blood...Or his braid
Time to call off his raid
So duo hauls ass
Through the grass