OK, this is a thing just for fun....i hope you all like it. it may be hard to read.
the sentences in are parts of the night before x-mas story. there is more to come
i just haven't typed it all up yet. tell me what you think.......
Standard disclaimers.....i dont own the characters, i wish i did but i think their happy with
their owners right now. as for the night before christmas, thats his story(dont remember who wrote
it but it was wayyyy back when). Now enjoy my idea of humour....ka ka ka ka ka
P.s. I dont know if I spelled Taiistkun's name right....it's either that or Taiitskun...??
please R&R....Arigato!
As I draw in my hand and was turning around
Down the chimney SD Chichiri came with a bound
"YEEOOOOWWW no da!!" SD Chichiri screeched as he ran through the house until he found some water to douse the flames.
"Your not supposed to have a fire tonight no da!" Chichiri whined, sitting in a bucket of water.
"Uh gomen Chichiri but there was no light. How are people supposed to see my beauty? They can't see me in the dark!" Hotohori explained.
"What a narcassist no da" Chichiri muttered.
"What was that you said?" Hotohori questioned.
"Nothing no da" came the reply.
He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot
"DAAAAA! No no da! I don't want to be a freak like Ashitare no da!"
*Ashitare shifts, Chichiri sweatdrops*
"It's alright Chichiri. It's just talking about your clothing." Taiistkun explained.
Chichiri just nodded his head.
And his clothes were all tarnished from ashes and soot
"And fire no da" Chichiri added, scowling.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack
"NO NO DA!" Chichiri screamed. "I'm a wanderer! Not a peddler no da! DAAA. I'm insulted. I quit no da!"
*Chichiri starts to walk out*
*Taiistkun appears*
"Chichiri you can't just leave. You have to finish the story. Or else!"
"Or else what no da?" Chichiri questioned.
"Or else I'll capture you and sell you to all your fan girls!" Taiistkun threatened.
"NOO! Anything but that no da! I'm a monk no da! They'll......they'll do awful things to me no da!" Chichiri whimpered cowering to the corner. He curled up in a ball, shaking and whimpering.
"It's alright Chichiri. It was just a threat. Now begin." Taiistkun said pointing to Hotohori.
His eyes...er eye how it twinkled his dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses his nose like a cherry
*Hotohori snickered making popping noises* (cherry....pop...get it? Err nm...Bad writer....bad! Gomen minna)
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard of his chin was as white as snow
"Daaa. Thats supposed to be a beard no da?" Chichiri asked, confused.
"What did you think it was??!?" everyone asked.
"Daa. I thought it was, well some kind of exotic underwear or something no da" Chichiri said sheepishly.
He pulled down his pants, "See no da?" Sure enough, Chichiri was wearing the beard around his waist which failed to cover everything.
"But your...your supposed to be a monk! Don't show us that!" Tamahome shrieked covering his eyes. Tasuki just starred a blush covering his face making him as red as his nose. Soi smirked, Tomo drooled, Nakago admired, Mitsukake looked away, Amiboshi was still trying to calm a now sobbing Suboshi, who were totally oblivious to what was going on. Miboshi covered Chiriko's eyes and a now away Ashitare covered his own eyes. Hotohori starred, star eyed and drooled. Nuriko smiled in her still unconsious state and somewhere away Taiistkun fainted.
"But I am a monk no da" Chichiri replied.
"A very big monk" commented Tomo. Some seishi sweatdropped. Chichiri finally pulled up his pants, to the dismay of some. He waited fot Hotohori to continue who instead was still starring, dreamy eyed at Chichiri.
"Uhh, Hotohori-sama. Why...why are you starring at me like that no da?"
"I meant everything I said. Your cute mouth, twinkling eye, cheeks like roses." Hotohori said dreamily.
"Just what we need. Another homo" Mitsukake muttered.
"Demo Hotohori-sama. You have Nuriko no da. And...and I already have someone I love no da!" Chichiri exclaimed.
"You do? Well shit you should have told me before. Well I guess I better find someone else. Demo Chichiri, tell me who you love"
*Tasuki beams, looking very hopeful*
*In SD mode* "Me no da!"
*Everyone falls over twitching*
*Minutes later*
The stump of a pipe held tight in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath
*Hotohori waits, watching Chichiri*
"There's supposed to be smoke coming out of it Chichiri" he said.
"I know no da but I cant get it to light no da!" Chichiri cried.
"I can fix that! Rekka Shinen!" Tasuki screamed. A very crispy Chichiri stood there as his pipe discinigrated. He coughed, puffing out some smoke.
"Er...hee hee...well at least there was smoke right?" Tasuki said as he backed away. Chichiri glared at Tasuki as Hotohori bashed him in the head, knocking him out.
"Now what am I supposed to do no da! My clothes are almost all burnt no da!"
"Ka ka ka ka ka, I'll help you change them Chichiri" Tomo offered.
*Chichiri sweatdropped*
"You've got it all wrong Tomo. I will be the only one undressing Chichiri" Nakago said.
"But Nakago....!" Tomo started but Soi cut him off.
"Don't talk back to my Nagie-poo!" she shrieked as she zapped Tomo.
"Stupid...*cough* urk..eel" he said before passing out.
"You were just kidding right Nakago?" Soi said happily.
"No" he said as he winked at Chichiri. Chichiri gulped.
*Hotohori leaned over and whispered* "I'd like to help you here but he kinda killed me once so...you understand right?"
"Daaaa" was the answer.
He had a broad face and a little round belly
"Nani no da? You calling me fat no da?" Chichiri interupted. Hotohori just shook his head.
That shook when he laughed like a bowlfull of jelly
*In a flash, reindeer Miaka comes flying through the window, chocolate and ice cream smeared all over her face*
"Did someone say jelly? Like peanut butter and jelly? Where where?" She shrieked causing everyone to cover their ears.
the sentences in are parts of the night before x-mas story. there is more to come
i just haven't typed it all up yet. tell me what you think.......
Standard disclaimers.....i dont own the characters, i wish i did but i think their happy with
their owners right now. as for the night before christmas, thats his story(dont remember who wrote
it but it was wayyyy back when). Now enjoy my idea of humour....ka ka ka ka ka
P.s. I dont know if I spelled Taiistkun's name right....it's either that or Taiitskun...??
please R&R....Arigato!
As I draw in my hand and was turning around
Down the chimney SD Chichiri came with a bound
"YEEOOOOWWW no da!!" SD Chichiri screeched as he ran through the house until he found some water to douse the flames.
"Your not supposed to have a fire tonight no da!" Chichiri whined, sitting in a bucket of water.
"Uh gomen Chichiri but there was no light. How are people supposed to see my beauty? They can't see me in the dark!" Hotohori explained.
"What a narcassist no da" Chichiri muttered.
"What was that you said?" Hotohori questioned.
"Nothing no da" came the reply.
He was dressed all in fur from his head to his foot
"DAAAAA! No no da! I don't want to be a freak like Ashitare no da!"
*Ashitare shifts, Chichiri sweatdrops*
"It's alright Chichiri. It's just talking about your clothing." Taiistkun explained.
Chichiri just nodded his head.
And his clothes were all tarnished from ashes and soot
"And fire no da" Chichiri added, scowling.
A bundle of toys he had flung on his back
And he looked like a peddler just opening his pack
"NO NO DA!" Chichiri screamed. "I'm a wanderer! Not a peddler no da! DAAA. I'm insulted. I quit no da!"
*Chichiri starts to walk out*
*Taiistkun appears*
"Chichiri you can't just leave. You have to finish the story. Or else!"
"Or else what no da?" Chichiri questioned.
"Or else I'll capture you and sell you to all your fan girls!" Taiistkun threatened.
"NOO! Anything but that no da! I'm a monk no da! They'll......they'll do awful things to me no da!" Chichiri whimpered cowering to the corner. He curled up in a ball, shaking and whimpering.
"It's alright Chichiri. It was just a threat. Now begin." Taiistkun said pointing to Hotohori.
His eyes...er eye how it twinkled his dimples how merry
His cheeks were like roses his nose like a cherry
*Hotohori snickered making popping noises* (cherry....pop...get it? Err nm...Bad writer....bad! Gomen minna)
His droll little mouth was drawn up like a bow
And the beard of his chin was as white as snow
"Daaa. Thats supposed to be a beard no da?" Chichiri asked, confused.
"What did you think it was??!?" everyone asked.
"Daa. I thought it was, well some kind of exotic underwear or something no da" Chichiri said sheepishly.
He pulled down his pants, "See no da?" Sure enough, Chichiri was wearing the beard around his waist which failed to cover everything.
"But your...your supposed to be a monk! Don't show us that!" Tamahome shrieked covering his eyes. Tasuki just starred a blush covering his face making him as red as his nose. Soi smirked, Tomo drooled, Nakago admired, Mitsukake looked away, Amiboshi was still trying to calm a now sobbing Suboshi, who were totally oblivious to what was going on. Miboshi covered Chiriko's eyes and a now away Ashitare covered his own eyes. Hotohori starred, star eyed and drooled. Nuriko smiled in her still unconsious state and somewhere away Taiistkun fainted.
"But I am a monk no da" Chichiri replied.
"A very big monk" commented Tomo. Some seishi sweatdropped. Chichiri finally pulled up his pants, to the dismay of some. He waited fot Hotohori to continue who instead was still starring, dreamy eyed at Chichiri.
"Uhh, Hotohori-sama. Why...why are you starring at me like that no da?"
"I meant everything I said. Your cute mouth, twinkling eye, cheeks like roses." Hotohori said dreamily.
"Just what we need. Another homo" Mitsukake muttered.
"Demo Hotohori-sama. You have Nuriko no da. And...and I already have someone I love no da!" Chichiri exclaimed.
"You do? Well shit you should have told me before. Well I guess I better find someone else. Demo Chichiri, tell me who you love"
*Tasuki beams, looking very hopeful*
*In SD mode* "Me no da!"
*Everyone falls over twitching*
*Minutes later*
The stump of a pipe held tight in his teeth
And the smoke it encircled his head like a wreath
*Hotohori waits, watching Chichiri*
"There's supposed to be smoke coming out of it Chichiri" he said.
"I know no da but I cant get it to light no da!" Chichiri cried.
"I can fix that! Rekka Shinen!" Tasuki screamed. A very crispy Chichiri stood there as his pipe discinigrated. He coughed, puffing out some smoke.
"Er...hee hee...well at least there was smoke right?" Tasuki said as he backed away. Chichiri glared at Tasuki as Hotohori bashed him in the head, knocking him out.
"Now what am I supposed to do no da! My clothes are almost all burnt no da!"
"Ka ka ka ka ka, I'll help you change them Chichiri" Tomo offered.
*Chichiri sweatdropped*
"You've got it all wrong Tomo. I will be the only one undressing Chichiri" Nakago said.
"But Nakago....!" Tomo started but Soi cut him off.
"Don't talk back to my Nagie-poo!" she shrieked as she zapped Tomo.
"Stupid...*cough* urk..eel" he said before passing out.
"You were just kidding right Nakago?" Soi said happily.
"No" he said as he winked at Chichiri. Chichiri gulped.
*Hotohori leaned over and whispered* "I'd like to help you here but he kinda killed me once so...you understand right?"
"Daaaa" was the answer.
He had a broad face and a little round belly
"Nani no da? You calling me fat no da?" Chichiri interupted. Hotohori just shook his head.
That shook when he laughed like a bowlfull of jelly
*In a flash, reindeer Miaka comes flying through the window, chocolate and ice cream smeared all over her face*
"Did someone say jelly? Like peanut butter and jelly? Where where?" She shrieked causing everyone to cover their ears.