Chapter Seven: Twisted Romance

The Surprise

Life as "ordinary" people was getting easier and easier for the Gundam pilots. Duo and Heero became Releena's bodyguards while Trowa and Quatre became her servants. Wufei, fortunately, had a good enough education to get a job as a martial arts instructor. Therefore, each of them was capable of making money and their lives were running smoothly.

But then again, this is still a fanfic and there's plenty more to come! So let's just take a little look at their lives at home.

Duo and Quatre were watching the TV they now owned while Wufei was at work and Trowa was cooking dinner in the kitchen with Releena. Heero was… somewhere… Anyway, dinner was almost ready, and because he could smell it, Duo went to the kitchen to check it out. Quatre turned off the TV to help Duo and Trowa set the table while Releena went upstairs to get Heero for dinner. When she reached the hallway, she was still looking for him, so she didn't notice there was a thin string stretched out across the hallway, with Heero laying on the floor behind it. As planned, Releena tripped over the string and landed right on top of him. Heero pretended to get mad, even though he had planned this out just for a few moments of being that close to Releena.

The remaining residents had already begun eating when Heero and Releena got downstairs. Releena was blushing and Heero had his usual "death glare" on. The group continued to eat dinner without any questions.

The next day, everything went normally; no practical jokes from Heero, no fist fights between Duo and Wufei, and no suicide attempts… from anyone. The next few days were just like this, and life began to get rather boring for the pilots. It seemed the days passed by with only work, meals, and sleep. Finally, an unsuspectingly eventful day arose.

While eating breakfast, Wufei was discussing his job with Trowa. Quatre and Duo were comparing the nutrition facts on the sides of their cereal boxes. Heero was just eating, and Releena hadn't come downstairs yet.

"That's weird… Releena's not usually late." Quatre wondered, taking a break from he and Duo's little cereal box competition. As if on cue, Releena then walked down the stairs to the kitchen. She walked up to the table and called for everyone's attention.

"Excuse me. I have a confession to make. I am not really Releena Peacecraft. I have been under this disguise for about one month." She said.

"HA! You're kidding, right? I mean, if you're not Releena, then who are you?" Duo asked sarcastically.

"You know me as Lady Une." Heero choked for a moment and passed out of shock. Everyone else just sat there, staring at her. She pulled off a wig and facemask, revealing the true Lady Une. Duo's mouth dropped open.

"W-why did you go under disguise as Releena?" Quatre asked.

"Because she is an important person with an exciting life, and I always thought she had it perfect. When I couldn't stand the loneliness anymore, I decided I needed a break from being a Preventer. I changed my mind, however. Releena's life is not perfect. She lives with a bunch of slobs and works as a peace promoter, always trying to deal with everything as if it were her personal problem. I can't stand being her anymore. That's why I decided to tell you. If you want to know where she is, then she's still at her mansion, and she probably still has her hands tied behind her back, too. As for me, I am leaving!" Lady Une said and walked out the door.

"Whoa… That was unexpected…" Wufei said.

"I guess we'd better go and find Releena…" Quatre said.

"Yeah. After we wake Heero up, that is." Trowa added.