JRI Okay this kinda stupid and weird, but I took the Miss Mary had a steamboat thing and changed the words. The different words are underlined.

~Relena had a Heero the Heero had a Dell (click,click). When Relena went to heaven the Heero went to-hello Duo Maxwell please give me number nine and if you disconnect me I'll kick you in-behind the Libra there was a piece of glass; when Miss Noin sat on it she hurt her little-ask me no more questions, please tell me no more lies, the Gundams are in the battle doing up their-flies are in the city, the girls are in the park, Sally and her boyfriend are kissing in the D. A. R. K., dark is like a movie, a movie's like a show, a show is like a tv screen and that is all I know! I know I know my Ma, I know I know Pa, I know I know my Dorothy with the Zero System bra: I saw her by the seashore, I saw him by the sea, I saw Quatre in the washroom oops pardon me!!~

Next we have the Cadanian Smarties song:

~When you eat your gundams do you eat the gundanium last? Do detonate very slowly or punch them very fast? Cause it's that training coated pilot please tell me when I ask. When you eat your Heero do you eat your WuFei last?~

Okay this is the last one: I went to a Chinese resturant.

~I went to Trowa's resturant to buy a double eyebrow; he put it in a gundam and this is what he said: My name is Z.M. Piccolo Sally Wally fighters H.S. Piccolo Poly Wally Duo!~

What was your fav? I like the first and second better than the last, myself.