Me: I don't own Digimon. If I did, then Tai and Sora would have been a couple by now! I can't believe I'm writing this while listening to "Shaft!"

Davis: Is that a bad thing?

Me: No! It's just unbelievable.

Davis: He's a complicated man, and no one understands him but his woman…

Sora: TAI!

Me: You damn right!

Matt: They say this boy Tai's a bad mutha-

Sora: (very pissed; slaps Matt) Shut your mouth!

Tai: What was that?

Digimon

The battle known as Digigeddon

Chap. VII-Can you spare some Mega Digimon?

Koushiro "Izzy" Izumi smiled as he pocketed his terminal. From the way things sounded, Tai, Sora and Matt would have their hands full with Mega Digimon as well as Ultimates. He and MegaKabuterimon got off lucky-they only had a Champion and an Ultimate Digimon to handle.

"Hey, MegaKabuterimon. Can you wake me when we find those Digimon?"

"You got it, Izzy!"

Resting his head on his friend's massive back, Izzy drifted off to sleep.

Izzy was jolted awake in the worst way possible-by an attack that hit its target! He got up and surveyed their surroundings. "Where are we?"

"You're in my realm of defeat and your time has come for redemption. UFK!!"

Izzy cried out as MegaKabuterimon barely avoided a flying disk. "What the heck was that?"

The Digimon Analyzer came up as MegaKabuterimon warned, "That's Vademon's Unidentified Flying Kiss attack. (It's an actual attack; the Dterminal told me) It's so powerful that he only uses it on rare occasions. That must be why he uses that gun."

"Attack or not, we should have the advantage. Let's use it!"

"Breath of Decay!!"

WHAM! Izzy nearly fell off MegaKabuterimon! "Raremon? I don't miss that attack." Izzy noted to himself.

"Less talking, more fighting Izzy!" Izzy's Insectoid Digimon was getting impatient for battle.

"Right! Go for it!"

"Horn Buster!!"

Seeing as how Raremon was a Champion and MegaKabuterimon was an Ultimate, he was bested easily. It took some time to finish off Vademon, though.

"Look out, Izzy!" WHAM! MegaKabuterimon took major damage but remained still.
"This battle ends now! Electro Shocker!!"
Izzy smiled as MegaKabuterimon managed to replicate the attack he used in his Champion form.

"That shall be the only attack that will ever-"

"Horn Buster!!"

Vademon disappeared within seconds. Then Izzy and MegaKabuterimon found themselves near the park.
"Prodigious battle, MegaKabuterimon! We beat them, and it took a degree of Courage and Friendship."

"Yes, Izzy. It sure did."

"Cable Crusher!!"
WHAM! MegaKabuterimon deDigivolved into Tentomon once that attack made contact which sent Izzy hurtling to the ground.

"Diaboromon? I thought Tai and the others took care of you!"

The massive Mega Digimon chuckled to himself.
"They were so busy protecting the woman and besting BlackWarGreymon that they never even noticed my departure!"

"'The woman?' Who could he…Sora! What have you done to Sora, you jerk?" demanded Izzy angrily.

"The last I saw of her, she was in hysterics because Omnimon was sacrificing his energy in protecting her and Phoenixmon. Now I shall take you out of the game! Cable Crusher!!"

Izzy took time to ask himself this question: "Phoenixmon? Which one of us has a Digimon like that?" The answer came to him, but as he heard Diaboromon's main attack, Izzy realized he wouldn't have time to discuss it with her.

"Flames of Courage!!"

BOOOOMMMM!!!!! The Crest of Courage slammed against Diaboromon and caused him some major damage.

Izzy and Tentomon looked up and smiled.

Tai, Sora and Matt had come to help.

"What are you guys doing here?"

"On our way over, we realized we hadn't defeated Diaboromon, so Tai assumed he'd try and come after you!" yelled Sora.

"Imagine-Tai with some knowledge in that head of his!" laughed Matt. Tai smacked him one upside his head.

"A most impressive Digimon. I shall test it in battle later. Until then, DigiDestined!" Then Diaboromon disappeared before anyone could do anything.


"What Digimon is this?" Izzy was truly impressed.
"That's PhoenixGreymon, DNA Digivolved from Phoenixmon and WarGreymon." Sora explained.

"Prodigious! And he was created due to your undying love?"

Sora and Tai blushed in response. "I wouldn't call it undying…" began Tai.

"What do you mean?"

"How about never ending?" That said, Sora, still blushing, revealed to Izzy the 24-karat ring to Izzy. He and Tentomon almost passed out.

"How-how-HOW MUCH DID THAT COST?!" cried Izzy in shock.

Tai eyed him with a look.

"I'm not that dense as to tell you how much it cost me! Come on, let's go find Joe and Mimi."

Before anyone could do anything, Matt hopped onto MetalGarurumon and flew off.

"Remind me again why you went out with him?" Tai asked irritably.

"The hair."

"WHAT?!"

"His looks and eyes, mostly. But basically, the hair."

Tai groaned as he got back on PhoenixGreymon's back.

"This is gonna be a very long day."

"I'm still amazed you and Matt are still together."

Mimi nodded in agreement. "I can't believe it myself! Despite the fact that I live in America, he's really trying to make it work. And he said that once he gets enough money, he'll buy me an apartment here in Japan!"

"I think I'll help him out. He also said that he'd have to save some for college." Joe responded.

"Would you, Joe? Thanks."

Their conversation was cut short as an Ultimate Digimon slammed into Zudomon's side.

"What the-" Joe and Mimi risked a look and saw MegaSeadramon before them.

"You guys were just lucky before. Now I'm gonna finish you right now! Thunder Javelin!!"

Zudomon used his hammer and evaded the attack. Lillymon took the battle to the skies.
"Flower Cannon!!"

MegaSeadramon took some damage but it wasn't much. "Mega Ice Blast!!"

"Look out, Lillymon!" warned Mimi worriedly.

Lillymon barely avoided the attack.

"Hey, long, scaly and gruesome! How about taking on someone your own size? Or at least close enough to your size? Vulcan's Hammer!!"

That attack did more damage than Lillymon's had!

"We're about to win! Finish him off, Zudomon." Joe advised.

"You too, Lillymon!"

They were seconds from sending their most powerful attacks when…

"Metal Punch!!"

WHAM! Lillymon deDigivolved to Palmon within seconds.

"Who? Where? PALMON!" Mimi caught her Digimon just in time to look up and see MetalEtemon.

"At last, I'll finally get my revenge on you Digitwerps! Uh-huh-huh!"

Joe and Mimi sweat-dropped. "Doesn't this guy ever give up on that Elvis routine?"

"Probably because we trapped him in limbo with the other Digimon."

"And now, the two of us will exterminate you fools and the other DigiDestined once and for all!"

"Metal Wolf Claw!!"

WHAM! MetalEtemon took heavy damage while MegaSeadramon disappeared into digital data.

"Matt! You made it!"

"Perfect timing, Matt." Remarked Joe calmly.

"When you got it, you got it." Matt said as he and MetalGarurumon prepared to handle MetalEtemon.

"I don't know where you came from, but you won't be going anywhere! Banana Slip!!"

Matt yawned. "Please. Does he really expect us to fall for that one?"

Tai's voice was heard in response. "Maybe. Go for it!"

"Force of Love!!"

"Metal Wolf Claw!!"

Those combined attacks defeated MetalEtemon for good. Tai, Sora, Matt and Izzy landed next to their friends.

"Who's that?" Joe asked.
"To cut a long story short, I proposed to Sora, she accepted, PhoenixGreymon was created, we kicked butt, the end." Joked Tai calmly.

"Tai proposed?"

"He said he was going to do it later, but being ambushed by BlackWarGreymon and Diaboromon didn't give him much time." The two girls started squealing and jumping up and down in excitement.

"OK, you two! Let's find Davis and the others. I've got a feeling that's where we'll find Diaboromon." That said, the elder DigiDestined set off to find the younger DigiDestined.

Things are finally wrapping up in this story-sort of. R&R!