Disclaimer

Disclaimer - Gundam Wing and its characters belong to Sunrise Sotsu/Bandai.

Warnings - Minor cussing, and random insanity! This time, on all the boys!! Definitely OOC for Trowa and Heero and maybe Wufei. Also, this story deals a bit with a branch of religion that some people may not agree with. Personally, I am very interested in the religions of other nations, and did a lot of research for this story. Please don't call me a Satan worshipper or tell me I'm going to Hell. If you're a Christian, good for you, but you have to remember, not everyone out there has the same beliefs as you, and just because you're a Christian doesn't mean you have to go around telling people they're going to Hell. I'm not singling out Christians, but I've seen it a lot here on FFN. Also, for people at the other end of the extreme, I'm not making fun of Voodoo/Voodun, it just struck me as a good idea. I do know that Voodoo is not necessarily used for these purposes and that it doesn't work the way I make it out to work here. Don't try to inform me of this, I know. Thank you and ENJOY!!!!

Author's Random Ranting - After pulling a prank, the guys are in for it! Little do they know, a mysterious gift showed up on the dormitory doorstep... Also, I put Catherine in here because I needed 5 guys and 5 girls, so lets just say she came to visit her brother for Spring Break. Sally came to visit Wufei (^_~) and the other three are students at Southeastern High.

The Gundam Wing Voodoo Dolls

Duo was laughing so hard, that tears squeezed out of his eyes. The girls stood there, covered in syrup and feathers. It was Spring Break at Southeastern High Academy, and the first morning had been awful. That was from the girls perspective. For the guys, it was nothing short of hilarious.

"Duo! I know this was your idea!" Hilde shrieked.

This made the boys laugh harder. Even Trowa and Heero weren't succeeding at keeping their faces straight.

"Pancakes anyone? With chicken dumplings?" Quatre choked out between fits of giggling. Duo roared with laughter and fell out of his chair.

Relena, Hilde, Catherine, Dorothy, and Sally, were not laughing. They were no where near laughing. They stormed out of the boys room to queue up for the shower, muttering and cursing. Quatre turned to Duo, who was wiping the last tear from his eye, and said,

"Brilliant, Duo, but we're in for it now! Did you see the look in Hilde's eyes? Murderous!"

~~Later~~

Sally stumbled blindly out of the girls bathroom wrapped in a towel, stubbing her foot against something. Brushing the wet hair out of her eyes, she saw a brown package with no return address. She picked up the package and walked into the dorm room she shared with the others. She placed the package on the table, pulled on some clothes and called the other girls.

"Open it Sally!" Dorothy and Catherine said together.

Sally pulled the brown paper off and saw a plain white box, worn and faded. She lifted the lid, and her eyes widened. Sitting there, was five dolls. They looked just like chibi Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei. A note came with them too. It said,

'These are Genuine Voodoo Dolls from the Yoruba people. Use them wisely.' Then there was a little mark as though whoever had been writing had been surprised suddenly and had stopped writing.

Hilde grinned evilly and said, "Well girls, what are we waiting for."

She took the one that looked like Duo. The other girls giggled and Dorothy took Quatre, Catherine Trowa, and Sally took the one resembling Wufei. Relena hesitated, though finally laughed too and took Heero. Hilde hid behind one of the vending machines, and the other girls hid as well to watch. Duo came out to get a candy bar as he always did at 11:00 in the morning. When he reached into his pocket to get money, Hilde tugged on the braid of the chibi Voodoo doll. Duo let out a yell and fell backwards. The girls broke into quiet fits of giggles because Duo looked so funny just randomly falling over. He got his candy bar, and Hilde looked at the voodoo doll. It was now holding a candy bar.

Duo unwrapped the succulent piece of chocolate and lifted it to his mouth. Then his hand was pushed back to his side. He tried to eat the candy again and again, and repeatedly failed. All he could think of now was getting that damn chocolate in his mouth. Finally he wrestled the chocolate up to his face. Of course it couldn't be right if that damn Snickers bar didn't slam into his nose all by itself. Now all Duo could think was how stupid he looked with chocolate and caramel sticking out of his very sore nostrils.

~~Meanwhile~~

Catherine and Dorothy silently crept up to where Quatre and Trowa were playing chess outside. Quatre looked at Trowa and said,

"Didn't the girls look hilarious this morning?"

"Yea, good April Fools day, huh?" Trowa replied concentrating on his next move.

Catherine untied the voodoo doll's shoes and retied the laces together in a jumble of knots. Dorothy went one step further. Using the voodoo doll to control the shoe laces direction, she made Quatre's laces loop around the legs of the table on which they were playing chess, and knot together. Then, the two girls sat back to wait. When the chess game was over, the two boys stood. Or rather tried to. When Quatre stood, the entire table fell over, and he went with it. Trowa stepped back in surprise and fell backwards. Dorothy and Catherine stifled their laughter as the two boys cursed whoever been responsible.

Relena looked at the chibi Heero in her hands. She didn't want to make him hate her, but maybe she'd have a little fun. Heero was looking at a book about infiltration, and the voodoo doll had a tiny book in its hands. In surprise, Relena knocked the book out of the dolls hands. Heero's book flew out of his hands and right through a window. Puzzled, Heero called Wufei, and the Shenlong pilot walked out. Sally joined Relena and tapped her friend on the shoulder. 'Watch' she mouthed silently. She made chibi Wufei's legs move on their own and Wufei's eyes widened as he walked toward the door. Manipulating his moves, she walked Wufei out to the fifty steps leading to the Dean's office. She walked Wufei up them and turned him around. Then, pushed him over.

"Kuso-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o!!" he yelled as he bounced head over heels down the stairs. Heero, who had been following Wufei, leaned over to get a better look as to where his fellow pilot had fallen, when he suddenly fell over too :wink wink, nudge nudge: He too bounced down the fifty steps shouting various curses garbled each time he hit a step.

Relena and Sally laughed from where they hid in the bushes not far from the Dean's office.

~~Somewhere near the vending machine...~~

Duo was in the bathroom scraping the last peanut from his nose. He heard the door open and tried to act completely natural as he turned. The peanut fell out of his right nostril by itself. Fortunately for Duo, it was only Trowa and Quatre. A bare footed and bruised Trowa and Quatre.

"What happened to you guys?" Before they could answer though, Wufei and Heero stumbled through the door.

Many bruises stuck out on their faces, arms, and legs. Wufei collapsed then and there on his face. Heero made it to the toilet, sank to his knees, and his face fell into the water. Only when he couldn't breath did he get up, sputtering and coughing.

The girls had figured out that they could control the boys even when a door separated them. They had seen the boys go into the bathroom, and met up outside of the boys bathroom. Hilde tugged Voodoo Doll Duo's braid again, Relena made Voodoo Doll Heero break dance, Catherine made Voodoo Doll Trowa do a split, Dorothy made Voodoo Doll Quatre choke Voodoo Doll Wufei, and Sally made Voodoo Doll Wufei strip.

All of sudden in the boys bathroom, there was mayhem. Duo fell over with a cry. Someone had tugged his braid. He turned around to yell at Quatre, but Quatre was too busy throttling a screaming Wufei, who was as naked as jaybird. Duo looked at Heero, who was having spasms on the floor that was a far cry from break dancing, and then Trowa howled with pain, his long legs stretched out opposite each other.

"My legs don't naturally do that!!!!!!!!!!!!" he yelled.

The girls howled with laughter. They wiped the tears of laugher from their eyes, and decided unanimously that the boys had had their payback. However, just in case, the girls put the voodoo chibis back in their box, and hid them under Relena's bed.

Meanwhile, the boys limped, crawled, waddled, stomped, and dragged themselves to their dorms. When they reached the door, a mysterious, plain brown, unmarked package lay by their door...

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Hehee! I'll post Ch. 2 soon! PLEASE R&R!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!