Adventures with the New Digidestined 2!!
Just for a little variety, we decided to change the ages. What we're going to do is Yamato is fourteen, Koushiro is twelve, Mimi is twelve, Takeru is ten, Taichi is fourteen, Hikari is eleven, Sora is fourteen, Daisuke is eleven, Miyako is eleven, Iori is eight and Jyou is fifteen. Now, that's what we chose and YOU have to go by it whether you like it or not!! Enjoy!! P. )
P.S.:
For all of you who DON'T know who Daisuke, Miyako and Iori are, Daisuke is Davis, Miyako is Yolei and Iori is Cody. We just use their Japanese names.
One day, Yamato, Koushiro, Mimi, Takeru, Taichi, Hikari, Sora, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori and Jyou were walking along in the Digiworld. (It's 02 so everyone's older and they have different names.) Leomon had captured their Digimon again so they didn't have them.
"I think this is a good time to stop and rest!" Taichi declared stupidly. Everyone else turned around angrily.
"Taichi, we rested in the spot back there!" said Koushiro prodigiously. "See? We can still see it from here!"
"But Hikari is tired!" whined Taichi.
"No I'm not." Said Hikari stupidly. Iori got mad and started beating them both up. "WAAAAAAAA!!"
"SHUT UP!!" Iori yelled as he continued to beat them BOTH up at the same time even though they are both twice his height. I mean, Iori is just a little man and Taichi and Hikari aren't.
"At least I'M not getting beat up for a change!" said Miyako knavishly. Iori then pulled her into the cloud of fighting along with Daisuke just because he is a clone of Taichi and they both SOUND the same and they are both fags.
"Um…" said Yamato prodigiously, observing the fight. "Iori is slightly over reacting to something I don't even know about because I wasn't paying attention. In fact, I never pay attention to anything that Taichi and Hikari say because it's usually stupid."
"What are we going to do TODAY?" Takeru asked.
"I don't know," said Sora. "Though I hope it's something more fun than last time." Sora shuddered at the thought.
"It wasn't THAT bad!" said Mimi, looking at Koushiro.
Suddenly, Leomon ran out laughing diabolically. He stopped in front of the Selected Kids, The New Digidestined and Hikari. "Who are they?" he asked, pointing to the New Digidestined and Hikari.
"We're the New Digidestined!" all of the New Digidestined and Hikari chimed in unison.
"WHATEVER!!" said Leomon. "JUST for that little annoyance, I will put some kind of retarded spell on you!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" all ten of them yelled. Takeru ran away because he is such a wimp.
Leomon pulled out a giant spell book and opened it up to a random page and put his finger down on it. He looked at it. "Hm…no, that's not a fun one!" he said as he opened to a new page. "Already did that one!!" He opened up to another page. "Yes, this one will do!! Even though I've already used it, I NEVER get tired of it because it is so funny watching you guys handle it!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Now, I don't have any data on the you stupid new guys so this spell won't effect you!! ALAKAZAM!!" Then he swoshed his cape and disappeared into thin air.
As soon as he did, there was a blinding light as there is in all of our stories!! When the blinding light cleared like it always does, everyone except for the Selected Kids were still standing there being knaves like they always are.
"What happened?!" asked Daisuke.
"WHERE'S MY BIG BROTHER?!" Hikari shrieked. Suddenly, five small children crawled cutely out of a bush.
One had big stupid brown hair and he was very cute and he looked about five.
Another one had prodigious blond hair and he was a bazillion times cuter than the one before him and he looked about five.
The third was a little girl with orange Mary Tyler Moore like hair and she was cute though not as cute as the blond boy because he was a trillion times cuter than her and she was five like the first two.
The next one was a little boy with reddish-brownish color hair and he was equally cute as the blond kid and he looked only about three.
The last was a girl with pink hair and she wasn't as cute as the blond kid or the three year old but she was still cuter than the other girl and the first boy and she looked about three as well.
Takeru came back and looked around. "Okay, what's going on?" he asked, eyeing the small children. Then, it hit him. "NOT AGAIN! Geez, how many times does Leomon have to use THIS spell?"
"WHAT HAPPENED?!" Daisuke repeated.
"It's a little obvious, don't you think?" Takeru said. Daisuke looked blankly at Takeru. "They've turned younger." Takeru said with a sigh.
"Who?" Miyako asked.
"The Selected Kids!" answered Takeru.
"But you're a Selected Kid!" Hikari pointed out.
"I ran away because I am such a wimp." Takeru told them.
"WELL I'M ANNOYED!!" Iori yelled. "NOW we have to carry them around!!"
"We COULD find a way to cure them," said Takeru.
"Well NOW we have to find a way to cure them!" Iori yelled. "Stupid Selected Kids had to go and get young!" Even though we all KNOW that the Selected Kids are a bazillion million TRILLION times better the New Digidestined and Hikari will EVER be and you should know that too, Iori!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!
Takeru turned to where the Selected Kids were except they weren't there. "Where did the Selected Kids go?!" he yelled, looking around.
"Um…I think they went off towards the lake." Said Hikari. "I saw them." Takeru looked annoyed as we walked off towards the lake to see Taichi, Sora and Yamato in a little group probably plotting something evil and Mimi and Koushiro were off playing in the sand.
"Look, there he is!" said Yamato's voice from the little huddle as he pointed over towards Takeru. "Does everyone remember what to do?" The other two nodded. "Ready?! GO!!"
Yamato ran up to Takeru. "You're shoe is untied." He told him.
"Yeah right." Said Takeru. Yamato looked disappointed.
"Your fly is down." He said.
"Yeah right." Takeru repeated. Yamato crossed his arms.
"You're not a very good babysitter." He said. "I hate you! You're never babysitting for me again!! WAAAAAAA!!" On cue, the other two ran up behind Takeru and pulled down his pants. The three five-year-olds ran off giggling madly as Takeru pulled his pants back up. Though, he wasn't in time because the New Digidestined and Hikari had just come around the corner and were now laughing hysterically at his expense.
"STUPID TAKERU!!" laughed Iori.
Takeru surged with anger but he calmed down as he put his pants back into position. "Shut up you guys!" he yelled at them. "We have to find them!" He looked around at Mimi and Koushiro who didn't look like they were going anywhere anytime soon. "Actually, some of us should stay here and look after them…"
"I'LL DO THAT!!" said Miyako. "I'm a REALLY good babysitter!"
"Fine, you can look after them." Said Takeru. "Come on, you guys, we have to find the other three."
"Since when are you the leader?" Daisuke demanded. "I know for a fact that if Taichi is not the leader then I am! As a matter of fact, I'm the leader of the New Digidestined team! Including Hikari and you, Takeru! And since we're the New Digidestined team, I make the rules around here and you all have to obey them!!"
"Shut up, Daisuke and let's go!" said Takeru as he walked off in the direction of where the three mischievous five-year-olds had run off to. The others shrugged and followed them.
"I'm gonna put the tower here, okay?" said Koushiro as he dropped some sand into a pile. He started patting it. "You gotta push it down so it won't break!"
"Okay!" said Mimi. "I'll make one here!" She started copying what Koushiro was doing but it just got all smooshed. "Oops!"
"Don't worry!" said Koushiro. "That just makes it stronger!" Mimi nodded.
"I'm gonna go and get some water for the moat!" said Mimi, standing up. Koushiro stood up too.
"Me too!" he said.
"But I want to!" Mimi whined.
"So do I!" Koushiro yelled.
"I said it first!" Mimi said, stamping her foot.
"But I REALLY want to get it!" Koushiro said.
"How about we BOTH get it?" Mimi suggested. Koushiro thought about this.
"Okay," he said. They both ran down to the water. The two soon realized that they didn't have a bucket or anything so they just played in the water instead.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Keep your eyes open," said Takeru.
"Why would we keep them shut?" Hikari asked, confused.
Takeru was starting to get really annoyed. "Fine, just keep looking around for them." He told them.
"ROGER!!" yelled Daisuke.
"GOTCHA!!" yelled Hikari.
"THERE'S A GOOD PLAN!!" yelled Miyako.
"Be quiet you guys!" said Takeru. "If they hear us then they'll run away…MIYAKO!! You're supposed to be watching Koushiro and Mimi!" Miyako looked confused.
"But you told me to follow you." said Miyako.
"HE WAS EXCLUDING YOU!!" Iori yelled. "GO BACK AND WATCH THEM BEFORE I CHANGE MY MIND AND KILL YOU!! RRRR!!" Miyako started crying. "STOP CRYING!!" Iori yelled, turning completely red.
"WAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Miyako wailed.
"SOMEONE ELSE GO!!" Takeru yelled over Miyako's cries.
"I'M NOT GOING!" said Daisuke.
"ME NEITHER!!" yelled Hikari.
"YOU GO, IORI!!" Takeru yelled.
"NEVER!!" Iori yelled back.
"WOULD YOU RATHER HANG AROUND WITH US?!" Takeru yelled back, Miyako's yells getting louder. Iori considered this and figured it would be better to go back and watch Koushiro and Mimi.
"FINE!!" Iori yelled as he stomped off in the other direction. When he got back to the beach area place, he saw that Koushiro and Mimi were both playing in the water. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE WATER?!" he yelled at them. "GET OUT OF THE WATER!!" They both looked up at Iori.
"We're swimming!" Koushiro yelled, laughing. They were only about knee deep and splashing around. "Watch me go under water!"
"NO!! WATCH ME!!" Mimi yelled.
"I'M NOT WATCHING EITHER OF YOU SO GET OUT OF THE WATER RIGHT NOW!!" Iori screamed at them.
The two three-year-olds looked at each other. Then they started laughing because they assumed it was a joke. "Come look at the sandcastle!" Mimi yelled, running out of the water and up on the beach.
"I MADE THE TOWER!!" Koushiro yelled.
"We were gonna make a moat but we couldn't carry the water." Mimi explained.
"SHUT UP!!" Iori yelled. Koushiro and Mimi both got those looks that ALL little kids get when they're about to cry. You know, the REALLY REALLY cute one that no one can resist…even Iori!! (Of course, Koushiro looked a bazillion times cuter than Mimi!!) "Stop that!" Iori yelled at them. They both started sniffling. "Stop, okay?! Be quiet!"
BWA HA HA HA!! Stuuupid Iori is weakening!! While he is weakened, I shall make him pick a flower!!
Iori picked a flower.
"NOOOOOOO!!" Iori yelled, tossing the flower.
"Where'd you find the pretty flower?" Mimi asked.
"SHUT UP!!" Iori yelled. "Just sit there and say nothing! Leave me alone!" Koushiro and Mimi looked confused. "Didn't you understand me?! Are you too stupid to understand the words coming out of my mouth?!"
"Don't call us stupid!" Koushiro yelled. "I'm not stupid! I'm smart!"
"Me too!" Mimi said. Suddenly, Yamato, Sora and Taichi jumped out of a bush.
"You three aren't supposed to be here!" Iori yelled.
"While the others searched for us, we snuck around them and hid here!" Yamato stated proudly.
"It was MY idea!" said Sora.
"NO IT WASN'T!!" Yamato yelled, pushing her.
"It was MINE!" Taichi declared.
"LIARS!!" Yamato yelled. "I came up with the idea!! It was all me! Just like I came up with the idea of pulling Takeru's pants down! And our little plan with Iori was my idea too!"
"WHAT LITTLE PLAN?!" Iori yelled.
Yamato, Sora and Taichi all got evil, sideways, twisted smiles which were supposed to be evil but they were very cute when they did it. (Yamato was the cutest by far of course.) They all turned into a huddle and started pretending to whisper about something. Yamato stepped out of the huddle and Taichi and Sora ran off into the forest.
"Okay, Iori!" he said. "For this plan, you CAN'T lean against this tree or you'll ruin the whole thing and nothing will work out!!"
"DO YOU REALLY THINK I'M GONNA FALL FOR THAT?!" Iori screamed. Behind him, Koushiro and Mimi started crying because Iori was scaring them by turning red and getting all of those retarded little veins. Suddenly, Taichi and Sora came out of nowhere, grabbed Iori and pulled him against the tree and held him there. Then Yamato came out of nowhere with a rope that he found when no one was looking and ran around the tree a couple times, tying Iori to the tree.
"Now I shall knock him unconscious with my Judo Chop!" said Yamato. "JUDO CHOP!!" He came up and Judo Chopped Iori but nothing happened. "Um…" Sora and Taichi came up and they all started Judo Chopping him.
"UNTIE ME RIGHT NOW!!" Iori yelled as he kicked at them. They all stopped and backed away.
"This isn't working," Sora observed. Suddenly, Taichi walked up with a giant stick in his hand.
"THIS'LL WORK!" he yelled as he took a swing at Iori and it konked him right in the head. Iori immediately fell limp.
"Uh…is he supposed to bleed?" Sora asked.
"Of course!" said Yamato. "People ALWAYS bleed when you knock them unconscious! Now, to finish our plans, we must sacrifice him to the gods!!"
"YAY!!" Sora and Taichi yelled.
LATER!!!
Takeru, Hikari, Daisuke and Miyako came around the corner to see the strangest thing you'll ever ever ever ever EVER see!
Yamato was sitting on a rock pretending it was a throne. Koushiro was behind him, fanning him with a giant leaf and Mimi was feeding him grapes. Taichi and Sora were dancing while chanting around what LOOKED like Iori tied to a tree. (Which it was but they assumed it wasn't because HOW could that have happened? Must we remind you of Iori's instability and lack of rational thought?) They were also wearing little leaves and berry smudge on their faces that strongly resembled Indian tribal stuff.
They were in a state of SHOCK!
Even though it was extremely cute…
Takeru ran up to Yamato. "Wha…WHAT IS GOING ON?!" he yelled at him.
"I do not SPEAK to mortals!" said Yamato, shunning him away. "You talk to him, He-Servant!"
"Chief Yamato will not speak to mortals!!" said Koushiro a.k.a. He-Servant.
"Yamato, listen to me…" Takeru started but he was interrupted by Koushiro clearing his throat loudly. "Fine, Koushiro, tell Yamato to listen to me." Koushiro turned to Yamato.
"The mortal tells you to listen to him!" said Koushiro.
"He-Servant, tell him that I do not wish to speak to him!" said Yamato.
"Chief Yamato says he doesn't want to talk to you!" said Koushiro. Takeru grabbed Yamato's arm and pulled him off the rock.
"Come on, Yamato!" said Takeru.
"GASP!!" Mimi yelled. "He's trying to kidnap Chief Yamato!"
"Sick him, He-Servant and She-Servant!" Yamato yelled. Koushiro and Mimi, also known as He-Servant and She-Servant, dived at Takeru but he easily dodged them. Then he dragged Yamato over towards the tree (while also dragging Mimi and Koushiro who were grabbing his feet and yelling "MUST PROTECT CHIEF YAMATO!!") where all of the other older kids were dancing around with Taichi and Sora. At the sight of this, Takeru dropped Yamato's hand and stared at them.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!" he yelled at the top of his lungs.
"We're sacrificing Iori to the gods!" answered Miyako.
"We have decided to join their tribe!" said Daisuke.
Takeru walked over to them and smacked all of them so they all fell down. "HEL-LO?!" All of the stupid people looked oblivious. Suddenly, Iori woke up.
"UNTIE ME!!" he yelled immediately.
"Um…" said Takeru uneasily. "Only if you promise not to beat me or any of the little kids up."
"Beat them up?! I'm not going to beat them up!! I'm going to KILL them!!"
"Would you be JUST as satisfied in beating up Hikari, Daisuke and Miyako?" Iori considered this for a minute.
"Yeah, I guess so." He said finally. Takeru untied him and Iori jumped on the three standing in front of him and started beating them up. Takeru rounded up all the younger kids.
"HELP ME!!" Koushiro yelled from his position of draped over Takeru's left shoulder.
"UNHAND ME KNAVE!!" Yamato yelled from over Takeru's right shoulder. Mimi followed behind Takeru. Sora and Taichi were watching Iori beat people up. Takeru walked over to the group and put Koushiro and Yamato down and sat down on a log. Yamato sat down too with Sora and Taichi next to him. Koushiro and Mimi climbed up too. This made Takeru feel special. Iori had refrained from beating people up and had demanded Daisuke to find wood for a fire who only returned a few minutes later with nothing. Miyako and Hikari just sat there being knaves. Yamato, Sora and Taichi began scheming up another plan and slowly inched away from the group. Mimi was trying to teach Koushiro a hand slapping game.
"Patty…cake…NO!! You keep doing the wrong order!" complained Mimi.
"I don't get it!!" whined Koushiro.
"Okay, I'll teach you again." Said Mimi.
Meanwhile, Yamato, Sora and Taichi were now so far away from the group that they were little specks in the distance.
"Okay, we've already done something to Takeru and Iori so we have to pick someone different!" said Yamato holding up two fingers.
"How about we steal Miyako's glasses!" said Sora rubbing her hands together diabolically. The other two joined in on the rubbing of the hands. They began scheming.
"Yeah but if woodchucks can't even CHUCK wood, how would you even KNOW how much they could chuck?" Hikari asked Miyako stupidly.
"Yeah but we don't know that woodchucks can't chuck wood, the poem NEVER comes out and says it directly!" Said Miyako. The five-year-olds slowly inched over to the unsuspecting Miyako.
"Hi Miyako!" said Yamato as the other two ran behind her.
"Yamato, do you know the answer?" Miyako asked.
"Whatever!!" Yamato said. Suddenly Taichi and Sora jumped up and swiped Miyako's glasses and the three ran away as fast as they could.
"MY GLASSES!!" Miyako yelled. "I can't SEE!!" Taichi handed Yamato the glasses and Yamato heaved them into the water. Miyako started crying as she trudged into the water and began searching for them. Takeru would have yelled at them but Miyako was a fag so he didn't. He just laughed at her as she searched for her glasses. He then decided that it would be a good idea to split the three of them up so that this didn't happen again. He gathered all of the normal aged people together only after finding Miyako's glasses.
"I think we should split them all up." said Takeru. "Since there are five of them, and five of us, we can each take one."
"Yeah but who gets who?" Daisuke asked.
"Well, I get Koushiro because I am the least stupidest out of all of us and he is probably the easiest out of all of them." Said Takeru.
"I want Taichi because he is my hero!!" said Daisuke stupidly.
"The girls should take the girls so you two can decide who gets who." Said Takeru looking at Miyako and Hikari.
"I get Mimi!!" said Miyako.
"I get Sora!!" Hikari yelled only they both yelled it at the same time.
"Okay…" said Takeru. "Well Iori…"
"Why am I always left with Yamato?!" he yelled.
"Because you're so good with him." Said Takeru although he didn't mean it. He then thought for a minute. "Iori, I'll give you a prize if you don't beat up or kill Yamato."
"I don't want a prize!" said Iori but he agreed eventually to Takeru's offer. Each of the other people (A.K.A. the New Digidestined Team.) went to the kid they were assigned and separated them from their friends.
"I need to learn the rest of the song!!" complained Koushiro to Takeru.
"But I need to show Koushiro the rest of the hand movements!" Mimi yelled to Miyako.
"This is so boring," said Sora to Hikari. "I wanna play with my friends!"
"Let's play a game!" said Taichi to Daisuke.
"You're not fun." Said Yamato to Iori, crossing his arms. "Can't I go and do something better WITHOUT you?"
"Do you ACTUALLY think that I forgot about the little incident earlier?!" Iori yelled. "From now on, you listen to EVERYTHING I say and do EXACTLY what I tell you to do!"
"NO!!" Yamato yelled. "I'm taller than you so I can beat you up!"
Iori looked more than slightly irritated. In fact, he looked REALLY irritated. Actually, irritated isn't a very good word. Iori looked MAD. "YOU ARE NOT TALLER THAN ME!" he yelled at him.
"Yeah I am!" said Yamato, feeling satisfied with himself. Iori clenched his fists and was just about to pounce on Yamato when he was interrupted. "Can I wear your hat?" Yamato asked him. Iori stared at Yamato.
"I'M NOT WEARING A HAT!!" he screamed at Yamato.
"Are you sure?" Yamato asked. "You look like you're wearing a hat. I mean, your hair, if that's what you want to call it, is a ball on your head." Iori was just about to say something when he was interrupted again. "Fine, if I can't wear your hat, can I wear your dress?" Yamato asked Iori. Iori looked down at his shirt.
"I'M NOT WEARING A DRESS!!" he screamed louder than he did before about the hat.
"Yes you are!" Yamato said. "Look at it! It goes past your knees!"
"EVEN IF I WASN'T WEARING A DRESS WHICH I'M NOT THEN I WOULDN'T LET YOU WEAR IT!!"
MEANWHILE!!!
Takeru was sitting on a rock. Koushiro came up to him. "Can I sit on your lap?" Koushiro asked him.
"If you feel you must." Takeru said. Koushiro smiled and climbed up on the rock as well. They sat there for a couple of minutes before Koushiro turned around and looked at Takeru.
"Can I wear your hat?" he asked.
"Um…no…" Takeru answered.
"PLEASE?!" Koushiro pleaded. Takeru shook his head. "Just for a little while?" Takeru sighed and took of his hat. "YAY!!" Koushiro cheered as he placed Takeru's retarded little hat on his head. It fell over his eyes. "Hee-hee!! I like your hat!" Takeru rolled his eyes.
"How long do you plan on wearing it?" Takeru asked.
"Um…just of a little while!" said Koushiro. "Don't worry! I won't lose it!" With those last words, Koushiro jumped off of Takeru's lap and ran off.
"KOUSHIRO!!" Takeru yelled. "COME BACK!!" Takeru ran after him because he was supposed to be watching him.
MEANWHILE!!
"YOU stole my goggles!!" Daisuke yelled while dramatically pointing to Taichi.
"But the goggles were MINE to begin with!" Taichi answered.
"I HATE YOU!!" Daisuke yelled, starting to cry.
"I HATE YOU TOO!!" Taichi yelled as he started crying too. This isn't that interesting is it? I didn't think so. Let's move on.
MEANWHILE!!
"Let's build a sandcastle Mimi!!" said Miyako stupidly.
"I don't want to!!" complained Mimi.
"Too bad!! I'm the babysitter!!"
"But I already made one!!"
"Make ANOTHER ONE!!" Miyako bent down and started making a sandcastle and Mimi walked off in search of something better to do.
MEANWHILE!!
"Can I use your camera Hikari?" asked Sora.
"No way Jose!!" said Hikari stupidly.
"Let me use your camera!!" said Sora angrily.
"NA-UH!!" Hikari said while stupidly shaking her head.
"YA-HUH!!" yelled Sora as she began to twitch.
"Find a DIFFERENT one!!" said Hikari.
"There ARE no other cameras!!" yelled Sora as one of those stupid veins formed on her forehead.
"I think my mom has one." Said Hikari.
"You're mom's not HERE you fag!!" Sora yelled, showing hints of Zora the Monster.
"She's not?" Hikari wondered. "Well, you can use hers ANYWAY!!" This was too much stupidity for Sora to take. A tiny wall of fire exploded in front of Sora and when it cleared, standing there was a miniature version of Zora the Monster!! AHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Hikari. Zora grabbed Hikari's camera and flew into the air. She then laser eye visioned Hikari and flew into a tree where she turned back into normal Sora now that she was happy because she had the camera. Although she wasn't too happy to be up in a tree.
"Help?" Sora whined.
MEANWHILE!!
"I never noticed this but you stole my eyes!" Yamato said suddenly.
"WHAT?!" yelled Iori.
"You have the exact same eyes that I do!! I think you stole my look because I'm your hero!"
"WHAT?!"
"Admit it."
"Admit WHAT?!"
"That I'm your mentor!"
"NEVER!! I don't look up to you! You look up to ME!!"
"Actually, I think we look straight ahead at each other."
"SHUT-UP!!"
MEANWHILE!!
"Koushiro, give me my hat back!" Takeru said looking down at Koushiro.
"But it's MY turn!!" Koushiro said grabbing onto the brim of the hat with both hands.
"You had your turn. It's my turn now!"
"But you said I could wear it!" whined Koushiro as tears formed in his eyes. "I just wanna wear it for a little longer!" Takeru looked down at Koushiro and was going to yell some more but Koushiro was too cute to yell at so he let him keep the hat.
"Fine, you can wear it for a little longer." Takeru sighed.
"YAY!!" Koushiro cheered as he hugged Takeru's legs and ran off. Takeru secretly wished that HE was cute when he was little just like Koushiro. Suddenly, Takeru noticed that Koushiro had just run off.
"Hey, wait a second!" he called after Koushiro stupidly. He ran after him but then stopped because he noticed that Koushiro was standing underneath a tree looking up. Takeru looked up in the tree to see Sora sitting on a branch crying and looking scared.
"I can't get down!" Sora whined.
"I'll catch you if you jump!" Takeru said. Sora looked scared at first but then she got over it and swung down and landed in Takeru's arms.
"YAY!! Thank you Takeru!!" said Sora happily. Takeru decided that it wasn't a very good idea to have each older person watch a little one. This was only because he found Sora up in a tree and Hikari all burnt, Miyako building a sandcastle and Mimi nowhere to be seen, Taichi and Daisuke fist-fighting, Yamato standing up on a rock while Iori is trying to get up to kill him and now he just noticed that Koushiro was missing all of a sudden too!! AHHHHHHHH!! (Let's go to someone else's point of view BESIDES Takeru!!)
Koushiro was wandering around when he came to Mimi who was picking little red berries off of a bush and squeezing them and then tossing them away. He ran up to her.
"HEY MIMI!!" he said excitedly. "Do you like my hat? Takeru gave it to me!"
"He did?" Mimi asked. "How come?"
"Because I asked him and he said YES!!" Suddenly, Takeru came out of a bush with everyone else and he gathered the entire group together.
"GUESS WHAT?!" said Hikari stupidly, who was no longer burnt. (DARN!!)
"WHAT?!" asked Daisuke. (Who is going to take Taichi's place in being stupid with Hikari.)
"I was just walking along being a knave like I ALWAYS am when this little Yokomon came out and said that she needed our help and if we helped her then she could help us!!" Hikari held out a Yokomon.
"Okay." Said Takeru with a shrug. "We'll help you."
"HURRAH!!" yelled the Yokomon uncutely. She led them to their little village where there were pink thingys everywhere dancing around like knaves.
"What do you need us to do?" Takeru asked.
"Well, our leader has fallen asleep and we need you to sing to wake him up!!" said a Yokomon.
"What?" said Takeru. "How do you know that if we sing then he'll wake up?"
"It worked for the Gekomons." Said another Yokomon with a shrug.
"Okay. Who will go up and get his over with?" Takeru asked the group.
"Oh-no!! It has to be one of the little ones because it only works if they do it and it won't if anyone older does!!" said a Yokomon.
"What?" Takeru said in an annoyed voice. "Um…okay WHATEVER!!" He turned to Yamato, Sora, Taichi, Mimi and Koushiro. "So, who's going first?"
"WE ARE!!" Yamato yelled grabbing Sora and Taichi and pulling them upstage. He turned to them. "Follow my lead." He then turned back to everyone else. He then picked up a microphone. "Okay, you have to do this dance with me okay?" He didn't wait for a response. "All right. Here I go! *AHEM* Faaaaaather Abraham, had seven sons, and seven sons had Father Abraham! And they didn't laugh, and they didn't cry, all did was go like this… WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!" Yamato shook his left hand. Taichi and Sora copied.
"WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!" they yelled. They continued to shake their left arms into the next verse.
"Faaaaaather Abraham, had seven sons, and seven sons had Father Abraham! And they didn't laugh, and they didn't cry, all they did was go like this… WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!"
"WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!" yelled Taichi and Sora.
In a fake English accent. "And a little bit of right."
"And a little bit of right." Taichi and Sora began shaking both arms violently as Yamato went into the next verse.
TEN MINUTES LATER!!
Taichi and Sora now looked like they were having a spasm across the stage while Yamato stood perfectly still in the center.
"Faaaaaather Abraham, had seven sons, and seven sons had Father Abraham! And they didn't laugh, and they didn't cry, all they did was go like this… WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!"
"WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!" yelled Taichi and Sora.
"And a little bit of right."
"And a little bit of right."
"AND A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!"
"AND A LITTLE BIT OF LEFT!!" Taichi and Sora shook their left legs.
"And a little bit of right."
"And a little bit of right." Taichi and Sora's RIGHT legs were shaken.
"And a SA-WING of the hips!!"
"And a SA-WING of the hips!!" Taichi and Sora swung their hips around. (Well DUH!!)
"And a DOOSH of the head!!"
"And a DOOSH of the head!!" Taichi and Sora both jerked their heads forward.
"And a pelvic THRUST!!"
"And a pelvic THRUST!!" The two did exactly what was said. Yamato went into the verse again while Taichi and Sora danced madly around the stage like knaves while tangling themselves up with the microphone cords. When the song finally ended, Taichi and Sora were gasping for air as Yamato took a bow. They all climbed offstage.
"Yamato, where did you learn that song?" asked Takeru.
"I know a lot of stuff that you don't." Yamato said while smirking.
"Who's next?" asked a Yokomon, looking at Mimi and Koushiro.
"I'll go next!!" said Mimi climbing up on stage and picking up the microphone. She looked around and thought for a minute. "I take singing lessons!! I'm gonna sing a song that I learned from singing lessons!!" She cleared her throat. "Okay. If moon were cookie me think me would be… um… happiest monster that you ever see…"
"That's from Sesame Street!!" yelled Taichi.
"YEAH!!" said Mimi. "Cookie Monster sings it!! Okay, me ride on a rocket…no wait… me put on a space suit and up through the night, me ride on a rocket to go take a bite. Me take bite from here, me take bite from there, and pretty soon, me bite EVERYWHERE!! Me eat with both hands… no need fork or spoon and then pretty soon, there be no more moon!! So me not like to say it… oops, I skipped something."
"That's okay!" said Takeru impatiently. "Just continue from there!"
"Okay. Me not like to say it…but it clear to me, it lucky the moon, is not, a cookie!" She put the microphone down and jumped offstage.
"How did you know that whole song?" asked Koushiro.
"I had to practice a lot!" said Mimi.
"Oh."
"Your turn!!" said a few Yokomons as they tossed Koushiro onstage. Koushiro stood up shyly and took the microphone. He then held it right up to his mouth to talk.
"Hi." He said quietly. Everyone waited.
"SAY SOMETHING!!" yelled an impatient person from the audience which was Yamato.
"My name is Koushiro." He said. Everyone waited again.
"Say something else!!" yelled Yamato.
"My name is Koushiro Izumi." Since he held the microphone so close to his mouth, his voice was very muffled.
"AND…?!"
"Hi." He said again.
"You're supposed to SING!!"
"Hi."
"SING A SONG!!"
"A song?"
"Sing the ABC's or something like that!" yelled Takeru impatiently. He REALLY wanted to leave.
"Okay." Said Koushiro. He paused.
"TODAY!!" yelled Yamato.
"Okay." He paused again. "A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z. Now I know my ABC's next time won't you sing with me." He smiled and looked around. He then placed the microphone on the ground and climbed offstage.
Takeru turned to the Yokomons. "Is your leader awake yet?" he asked them.
"Yes, she is!" said the Yokomons.
"BUT WE WANT TO GO AGAIN!!" yelled Yamato.
"Oh, she has fallen back to sleep!" said the Yokomons. "You must sing her awake again!"
Yamato, Sora and Taichi climbed up onto the stage. They were just about to start singing when Meramon came out of nowhere.
"HI EVERYONE!!" said Meramon to the Yokomons.
"MERAMON!!" yelled the Yokomons angrily. "You weren't supposed to come out yet because they were going to sing AGAIN!!"
"What?!" Takeru yelled. "You mean…Oh…now I remember! You guys are all liars!! Come on you guys, let's get out of here!"
"But we have another leader that you must wake up!" yelled the Yokomons as they jumped on all of the kids as they walked out the door.
"AHHHHHH!!" Yamato yelled, shaking his arm off. "GET THIS THING OFF!!"
Mimi and Koushiro starting crying and clinging to Takeru. Sora and Taichi started copy Yamato.
Iori was tearing Yokomons off of himself and heaving them a bazillion miles away. Miyako, Daisuke and Hikari started crying too because they are fags. When they finally escaped the wrath of the Yokomons, they walked around, not really sure where they were going or what they would do when they got there. Suddenly, right in front of them was a carnival!!
"A carnival!" everyone yelled except for Takeru and Iori.
"Can we go to the carnival?" Koushiro asked Takeru while tugging down on his shirt.
"It could be trap, though." Takeru answered.
"But we REALLY want to go!" Yamato argued. "Well, I don't care what you think! Come on, guys!!" Yamato ran towards the carnival and Sora and Taichi followed him. "I wanna go on all the scary rides!" he said but they all stopped at the gate.
There was a big sign that said, "IN-TRAINING CARNIVAL!!" at the gate. They looked at the rides in the carnival that practically consisted of at least twelve Dumbo type thingy rides, that Alligator Roller Coaster thingy, about fifty of those retarded "fun" houses, a Ferris Wheel, a merry-go-round and a couple of food stands. There were about a bazillion In-Training Digimon bouncing around and going on the rides.
"No scary rides!" Yamato said, disappointed.
"Yeah!" said Taichi and Sora even though they were relieved. Yamato was actually secretly relieved as well. Takeru walked up to the gate with Koushiro and Mimi each holding one of his hands and soon, the stupid people minus Taichi who was already there walked up too.
"I don't think we should waste our time with playing at a carnival." Said Takeru.
"I WANNA GO ON THE DUMBOS!!" Miyako yelled, tearing past everyone else.
"ME TOO!!" yelled Daisuke as he followed. Hikari followed as well.
"LET'S GO!!" Taichi yelled, going to follow the other stupid people but Sora gave him a look and Yamato cleared his throat loudly. "I meant let's go and do something FUN!" he added quickly.
"OKAY!!" said Yamato and Sora as the three of them ran into the carnival too. Koushiro and Mimi both looked up at Takeru.
Takeru sighed. "Fine, but just for a little while." He said. The three-year-olds smiled.
"YAY!!" they both said as they ran into the carnival.
Takeru turned and looked at Iori. "I'm NOT going in the carnival if that's what you're asking!!" Iori yelled at him.
"Then you'll just have to stand here." Said Takeru with a shrug. Iori considered this and decided that that was boring. When Iori and Takeru walked in, they saw the other kids standing at a ticket booth.
"Welcome to the In-Training Carnival!" said the Tsunomon that was behind glass thingy. "Everyone under four feet are free!" Tsunomon gestured to little line on the side of the retarded little building. Takeru walked up to the glass thingy.
"Okay, everyone who THINKS that they might be shorter than the line stand up to it." He said.
"I am!" yelled Taichi, running up to the line. Takeru nodded.
"I'm not!" said Yamato. "You have to pay for me."
"What are you talking about?" Takeru asked. He pointed to the line. "You're way shorter than the line." Yamato crossed his arms.
"Well excuse me for living." He said.
Sora stood up against the line and she was also shorter than it. "Okay, I KNOW that Koushiro and Mimi are shorter." Takeru said. "Five are under four feet…" he said to the Tsunomon.
"Wait, what about Iori?" Yamato asked. "He's just a little taller than me." Takeru looked at Iori.
"Um…six that are under four feet." Takeru corrected himself.
"WHAT?!" Iori yelled. "I AM NOT UNDER FOUR FEET!! YOU MUST PAY FOR ME!!"
"Calm down, geez!" Takeru said. He bent down to Iori's height. "We're trying to get as many people under the line as possible because we don't have any money." He whispered to Iori. Then he stood back up. "You're turn, Hikari!" he said to her.
"I'm taller than four feet!" Hikari said stupidly.
"Then how about I come over there and CHOP OFF YOUR LEGS FOR YOU?!" Iori yelled. "WE DON'T HAVE ANY MONEY!!"
Takeru was ready to strangle Iori but he knew that Iori would win so he didn't touch him. "HURRY, RUN!" was what he did instead of beat Iori up. They all ran into the carnival.
"Hey, come back!" Tsunomon yelled in his prodigious voice that is the bomb because he doesn't sound like a knave like all of those RETARDED In-Training Digimon like Yokomon, Tokomon, Koromon and Niaramon and a bunch of other ones too. "Oh well." He turned to the next people in line. "Hi and welcome to the IN-TRAINING CARNIVAL!! People under four feet are free!"
Daisuke ran up to the gate of the Dumbos. "YAY!!" he yelled. "Finally I get to go on the Dumbos!!"
The Tokomon stopped him at the gate. "You have to have a partner to ride this one!" said the retarded little Tokomon stupidly and uncutely.
Daisuke turned around and looked at Hikari and Miyako. "Who wants to be my partner?!" he asked them. Both of their hands shot up.
"But I want to ride the Dumbos!!" whined Hikari.
"There can be three at the same time…" said the Tokomon in its retarded uncute stupid little voice that is so unprodigious as it showed its stupid fangs that he SHOULDN'T have because it frightens people I mean I don't know about YOU but they SURE scare me!!
"YAY!!" they all yelled as they crammed into a single Dumbo.
MEANWHILE!!
Yamato, Sora and Taichi were riding on the retarded Alligator Roller Coaster.
"AHHHHHH!!" they all yelled as they put their hands up in the air. "WEEEEEEEE!!"
When the ride ended, they climbed out of the stupid Alligator and they were gasping for air. "That was so much fun!" said Sora. "And SO scary!"
"Let's go again!" yelled Taichi.
"Yeah!" said Yamato. They turned to the Bukamon that was manning the Alligator thingy. "We're going again." He said.
"You have to go to the back of the line." Said the Bukamon. The three looked at the line of little In-Training Digimon that were waiting their turns.
"But we want to go right NOW!!" yelled Taichi.
"You HAVE to get to the back of the line!" said the Bukamon, pointing to the end of the line. The three argued for a couple minutes but went to the back of the line anyway.
MEANWHILE!!
"You go first." Said Koushiro to Mimi eyeing the fun house in front of him and Mimi.
"No, you go first." Said Mimi.
"YOU go first!!"
"YOU!!"
"YOU!!"
"YOU!!
"YYYYYOOOOOOUUUUU!!" Koushiro yelled as loud and long as he felt like at the time.
"YYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!" Mimi yelled louder and longer than Koushiro.
"YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUUUU!!" Koushiro yelled. Since both Mimi and Koushiro had extremely loud voices, they both had tough competition for a while. After about five minutes, they were both out of breath and laughing.
"What were we yelling about?" asked Mimi.
"I don't remember!" said Koushiro. "Now go in the fun house!!"
"You go first!!"
MEANWHILE!!
"Okay, I think their turn is over about now!" yelled Yamato from the back of the line. He watched enviously at the Alligator Roller Coaster as the Digimon in it went around the little thingy again.
The Bukamon turned to the three that were waiting impatiently for their turn to come. "How many times to I have to tell you that I am running this ride and I know how long they get?!" Bukamon said.
"Um…a couple." Answered Taichi, somewhat confused.
Bukamon sighed and ignored them.
"This isn't fair!" complained Sora.
"Let's go on a different ride!" said Yamato.
"Okay!" said Taichi.
All three got out of line and wandered off, in search of a different ride with a shorter line.
They came across Iori who was playing that game where there's a little star on a piece of paper and you have to shoot it with a be-be gun. Iori had somehow gotten the Motimon that was running it to put a picture of Daisuke, Hikari, Takeru, Miyako and the Selected Kids up instead of the star. Iori seemed to be having a grand old time aiming them and blasting their parts of the picture up. He wasn't aiming as much at Koushiro, Mimi, Sora, Takeru and himself but more focusing on the stupid people and Yamato.
The five-year-olds ran up to him. "What are you doing?" Yamato asked as he stood on his tip-toes so he could see over the table thingy. Iori looked down at them.
"I'm blasting all of you to smithereens." He answered plainly and then went back to firing at them.
"Why?" Yamato continued.
"Because I hate all of you." Iori told him.
"Why?" Taichi asked.
"Because you're all so annoying and stupid and loud." Said Iori.
"Why?" Sora asked. Now the three were just trying to annoy Iori.
"I would like to know that too."
"Why?"
"Because I don't know."
"Why?"
"I don't know!! I just DON'T!!" At this point, Yamato, Sora and Taichi noticed the be-be gun in Iori's hand slowly making its way towards them. They decided that this was a good time to leave.
"Well, Iori," said Yamato. "It's been nice talking to you but we really must be going." The other two nodded.
"Like I CARE!" Iori yelled. "I WANT you to leave!! Now GO before I decide to kill you!"
"Well you're not invited to my birthday party!" said Taichi.
"GOOD!" Iori yelled.
The three walked off and continued their search of something fun to do because watching Iori blast a picture of them to smithereens or waiting in line for an hour wasn't very fun.
MEANWHILE!!
"Come on, Koushiro, come across the bridge!" said Mimi from one side of the bridge. They were in one of the fun houses and there was a bridge you had to go across that was all shaky and stuff like that. Koushiro was clinging desperately to the net on the side while standing in the middle of the bridge. "I did it! And I'm fine!" Mimi continued.
"I'm scared though!" Koushiro yelled back.
"You won't fall!" Mimi assured him. All of a sudden, Takeru walked by. "Takeru!" Mimi yelled. Takeru looked up at them.
"What are you two up to?" he asked.
"Koushiro's scared!" Mimi said. "Can you come up here and help him across the bridge?"
"No, I'm too tall." Answered Takeru even though he WAS allowed he REALLY didn't want to go in the fun house.
"Come on!" Mimi said, stomping her foot. "Koushiro won't cross the bridge!"
"I'm scared!" Koushiro repeated.
"Koushiro, come on, do you REALLY want to make me come up there?" Takeru asked. Koushiro nodded. Takeru sighed and walked up to the Tanemon that was at the ticket booth thingy. "Could I go up there?" he asked the Tanemon.
"Sure!" said Tanemon. "Go right ahead!"
"Thanks!" said Takeru as he opened up the little door thingy and walked in. First there were about a hundred punching bag type thingys hanging from the ceiling and sticking out of the ground. Takeru easily just stepped around them. After that, he came to a bunch of 'drips' falling from the ceiling that were SUPPOSED to be there. After he got past that, he had to climb up this net thingy and when he got to the platform above, he found the bridge, Koushiro and Mimi.
"Hi Takeru!" called Mimi from the other side of the bridge.
Takeru was a little too annoyed to answer so he just walked over to Koushiro who was still gripping the net. "Let go to the net, Koushiro." Said Takeru.
"But I'm scared!" Koushiro whined.
"I'm right here!" said Takeru. Koushiro didn't move. Takeru sighed and bent down and picked Koushiro up. Koushiro still didn't let go of the net so Takeru had to pry his fingers off the net. When he finally did, he carried him across the bridge.
"You saved him!" Mimi said as Takeru put down Koushiro.
"Yeah…" Takeru said, even more annoyed. He looked at the only way down: the slide. "Okay, let's go." He said. Then he sat down and slid down. Then he stood up. "Come down now!" he called up the slide.
Nothing happened.
Nothing continued to happen.
And, after a little bit of nothing happening, nothing happened some more.
"Well?" Takeru said impatiently.
"Um…we're scared." Came Mimi's voice from the top of the slide. Takeru slapped his forehead.
"What's there to be scared of?!" Takeru yelled up the slide. "I'm right here! Come down!" Still nothing. "I'll catch you!"
Then, absolutely completely randomly, Mimi slid down. She had this terrified look on her face the whole time. She immediately grabbed onto Takeru. Then, after she got over it, she looked up at him. "Can we do it again?" she asked.
"No," Takeru said. He looked back up the slide. "Are you coming Koushiro?"
"NO!!" Koushiro yelled.
"Then we'll just have to leave you there!" Takeru said, trying to use some reverse psychology on him but it obviously didn't work because Koushiro didn't come down.
"Okay." Was all he said.
"Are you going to make me come back up there?!" Takeru yelled.
"Yes." Koushiro answered after a minute.
"Well I'm NOT coming to get you." said Takeru. There wasn't an answer for a few moments.
"Okay."
"PLEASE come down!" Takeru pleaded.
Koushiro didn't answer because he probably shook his head and expected Takeru to see it.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Let's ride the Dumbos AGAIN!!" yelled Miyako stupidly.
"YAY!!" yelled Hikari.
"Um…I think you've rode the Dumbos enough." Said the Tokomon stupidly and uncutely.
"ENOUGH?!" Daisuke yelled. "I'LL TELL YOU WHEN WE'VE HAD ENOUGH!! YOU CAN NEVER RIDE THE DUMBOS ENOUGH!! NOW LET US ON AGAIN!!"
"Geez!" said the Tokomon stupidly. "Calm down! Fine, just go on."
"YAY!!" repeated Hikari. They all crammed into one of the Dumbos again.
MEANWHILE!!!
"STEP RIGHT UP!! TRY YOUR LUCK!!"
This captured the attention of a few bypassing Digimon.
Among these bypassing Digimon was Yamato, Sora and Taichi. They all crowded around the stand thingy. It was one of those toss the dart at the balloon games.
"You're probably thinking, we've seen these games before!! But this is a VERY different one! You toss the dart at the balloons but the balloons move! Not only do they move but they DODGE your darts!! Inside each of the balloons is a special prize and if you get the PURPLE balloon then you get an even BIGGER prize!!" said the announcer Koromon. Yamato pushed his way through the crowd. (Which was easy since the whole crowd only reached up to his knees.)
"Let me try!!" he yelled at the Koromon.
"Sure, first customer is FREE!!" Koromon said handing Yamato a dart. Yamato picked up the dart and threw it at a balloon. The dart just bounced off the balloon. "So close…but…"
"I was SO close!! Gimme another dart!!"
"That will be $1.00." said the Koromon.
"Hey!! I'm still your first customer!! Now give me a dart before I rip your ears off!!" The Koromon wasn't about to have his ears ripped off. (Whether Yamato was going to do or not ANYWAY.) So he handed Yamato another dart. Taichi and Sora had pushed themselves forward and were now chanting Yamato's name to cheer for him. Yamato threw the dart and this time he missed the balloons completely.
"Okay, NICE try but you have to leave now." Said the Koromon.
"ONE more try." Yamato said with a threatening (but still very cute) look on his face. The Koromon sighed and handed Yamato another dart.
MEANWHILE!!
Iori had completely shot away the faces of Hikari, Taichi, Miyako, Daisuke and Yamato. He was now just finishing Sora up because she had just so recently annoyed him to no end. He now looked at the remaining faces: Koushiro, Mimi and Takeru. He did eeny-meeny-miney-moe and started blasting away the picture of Takeru.
MEANWHILE!!
Takeru watched as Mimi and Koushiro continuously ran back and forth across the bridge that Koushiro was too scared to cross earlier. Mimi had climbed back up but Koushiro still hadn't gone down the slide. The attendant Tanemon looked at Takeru.
"How long are they going to stay up there?" she asked.
"I don't know." Said Takeru.
"Well, we have a long line of customers who want to go in and we can't send as many in with them in."
"Fine, I'll go in and get them." Said Takeru as he reluctantly climbed up through the fun house wondering why they called it a "Fun" house. When he finally reached the two three-year-olds who were now screaming as they ran back and forth while jumping and laughing. "Come on, time to go on a different ride."
"But we don't want to!!" said Mimi as she and Koushiro ran off the bridge toward the platform that leads down the slide. Takeru just blocked off the bridge so they were trapped.
"We're TRAPPED!!" said Koushiro as the two inched into the corner with their arms wrapped around each other.
"How about we all go down the slide together?" suggested Takeru as he picked the two of them up and placed them on the slide.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" they both yelled. Takeru then pushed them down the slide. They both screamed the whole way down. When they reached the bottom, Takeru saw them both run off somewhere. He quickly slid down after them but he couldn't see them.
MEANWHILE!!
"Hey you guys!! The ride's closing, you'll have to get off!!" yelled the Tokomon who controlled the Dumbos.
"NOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Daisuke.
"Must…ride…Dumbos…" said Hikari in some kind of trance.
"You can't make me get off!!" said Miyako. The Tokomon lowered the Dumbos and turned off the ride leaving the three of them just kinda sitting there being knaves. It would have been a perfect picture to just stand there and laugh at if only Taichi was his normal self and crammed into the Dumbo with them. (Which he WOULD do too!!)
MEANWHILE!!
"Come on kid, let someone else have a turn! You've been my 'first customer' forever now!" said the Koromon stupidly and uncutely. Yamato was standing on the counter with a dart in his hand with lots of little prizes around him.
"But I almost have the purple one!!" he yelled impatiently.
"Fine, here's the prize!!" he yelled handing Yamato giant teddy-bear shaped as a Yokomon.
"But I wanted a Tsunomon!!" Matt complained.
"FINE!! Take them all!!" he yelled tossing a bunch of stuffed animals at Yamato, packing up his booth and disappearing forever. They picked up one of each of the stuffed animals and began walking away.
MEANWHILE!!
Iori had completely obliterated all of the pictures except for Koushiro's.
"Yes…save my true rival for last…" he said quietly to himself, getting ready to take aim.
"HEY IORI!!" yelled three familiar voices. Iori spun around to see Yamato, Sora and Taichi standing there with an armful of stuffed animals each.
"We got you YOUR Digimon!!" said Sora handing Iori his In-Training Digimon. (We don't know his name. So we'll just call him Blobimon.) Iori took the stuffed animal and was about to rip it up but he didn't because he didn't MIND his Digimon. The five-year-olds skipped off. Iori set the stuffed animal and re-aimed his gun at Koushiro's picture and started to blast it to smithereens just like the rest.
MEANWHILE!!
Koushiro and Mimi were riding a Giant Ferris Wheel.
"Look how high we are Mimi!!" Koushiro yelled while leaning over the edge and holding Takeru's hat on which he still had. (It's funny how someone who's afraid of crossing a shaky bridge or going down a slide isn't afraid of falling 100 feet off of a Ferris Wheel.) Mimi walked over to the edge with Koushiro.
"Look!! There's Yamato, Sora and Taichi!!" Mimi pointed out.
"HI!!" the three-year-olds yelled.
"HI!!" the five-year-olds yelled back up at them. Takeru came over.
"Hi Takeru!!" yelled Taichi. "We got this for you!!" he handed Takeru a Tokomon stuffed animal.
"Thanks." He said to Taichi even though Taichi wasn't paying attention. "What are you looking at?"
"Koushiro and Mimi are in the Ferris Wheel!!" said Taichi.
"Oh geez…" said Takeru. "I bet they're both terrified and crying…"
"HI TAKERU!!" came two little voices from the little cart thingy that was stopped at the top.
"Maybe not."
"Watch this!!" said one of the voices. (He couldn't tell who it was because they both sounded the same especially from far away.) Suddenly, he saw a little head hanging over the edge.
"COOL!!" yelled Taichi.
"KOUSHIRO!! GET BACK IN THE THINGY!!" Takeru yelled.
"Watch me!!" yelled the other voice as a little pink-haired head went over the edge just like the other one.
"AHHHH!! MIMI!! STOP THAT!!"
"NO!! Watch ME!!" yelled Koushiro as he leaned over with her. They only put their heads back in when it started moving again. Then it stopped again to let the next group off and on.
"WATCH ME!!"
MEANWHILE!!
"I don't think he's going to come back Hikari." Said Miyako.
"He HAS to come back!! He can't just LEAVE us here!!" said Hikari.
"Let's go find the others…" began Daisuke. "…or another Dumbo ride!!"
"YEAH!!" yelled the girls as they all got out of the Dumbo and started running.
MEANWHILE!!
Iori had won his very own gun in the shooting game and was carrying it back to the group when he bumped into Takeru, Sora, Yamato and Taichi.
"What are you looking at?" Iori asked.
"I'm making sure Koushiro and Mimi don't lean over the edge again." Said Takeru uncomfortably. Almost on cue, as if they had HEARD him say that, the two leaned over again yelling for everyone to watch them. "AHHHH!! STOP!! NO!!"
"Want me to shoot them for you?" Iori asked.
"No." Takeru said plainly.
"How about if I shoot NEXT to them just so they're scared and they don't hang over the edge anymore?"
"How about if you don't do ANY shooting?" Takeru said impatiently as he watched the two CONTINUE to hang over the edge even AS the Ferris Wheel moved. "Are they doing this JUST to annoy me?!"
"I think so." Yamato said. "It's fun to annoy you. And so easy too!!"
"Whatever Yamato." Said Takeru. He walked closer to the ride so that he was on the platform. "KOUSHIRO, MIMI!! STOP HANGING OVER THE EDGE OR I'LL…" he looked around. "I'LL THROW THIS STUFFED ANIMAL AT YOU!!"
"THROW IT!!" yelled Koushiro, standing up. "I'll catch it!!" He climbed up on the edge so that he was standing on it. Mimi stood up and copied him.
"AHHHHHHH!!" yelled Takeru. (It's so much fun to torture Takeru. Hee hee.)
Miyako, Daisuke and Hikari joined up with them so that now their little group was all in the same spot. Yamato, Taichi and Sora ran up to them.
"We got you these!!" said Sora handing Hikari Nyaromon(?).
"We WON them!!" said Taichi handing Miyako hers. (Which we are going to call Birdimon.)
"I won them you knave!!" yelled Yamato as he thrusted Daisuke his little Digimon. (Which can be Bluemon for now.) Takeru stomped over with a three-year old under each arm.
"Time to leave the carnival!!" he said as he walked toward the gate. Everyone followed because they had nothing better to do. When they got out of the carnival, Takeru put the two down. Just as he was about the strangle them both, (Not for real of course, there is no way anyone would be able to strangle Koushiro because he is too cute. Mimi's also too cute to strangle but not AS cute as Koushiro) when Yamato and Sora ran over. Yamato handed Koushiro Motimon and Sora handed Mimi Tanemon.
"It's MOTIMON!!" Koushiro yelled excitedly as he hugged it. Mimi hugged Tanemon too.
The only ones that really still had their stuffed animals were Koushiro, Mimi, Yamato, Sora and Taichi. Iori probably left his behind at the shooting booth. Takeru probably threw his in frustration. Daisuke, Hikari and Miyako… well, who knows what happened to theirs. They probably ate them or something stupid like that. Eventually, Sora, Yamato and Taichi lost interest in theirs too. Only after Tsunomon breaking when Yamato tried to stab Hikari when she was being too stupid for his patience. Koromon broke when Yamato tried to steal it after Tsunomon broke. Yokomon got lost when Yamato and Taichi convinced Sora to "plant" it. But Koushiro and Mimi continued to carry theirs around.
On another note, Takeru was slowly going insane.
It wasn't so bad at the moment though. Sora, Taichi and Yamato were off somewhere in a huddle planning something to ruin Takeru's peace. Mimi and Koushiro were playing with their stuffed animals complete with the voices. Daisuke, Hikari and Miyako were talking about something but Takeru couldn't hear them but he did manage to make out the words, "woodchuck" and "chucking wood" or something stupid like that. Iori was using Yamato and Taichi's broken stuffed animals for target practice.
"Take that Tsunomon!!" Iori yelled as he shot Tsunomon and cotton and cloth went flying everywhere. Iori chuckled cruelly to himself.
MEANWHILE!!
"But Miyako, woodchucks CAN'T chuck wood!!" Daisuke yelled.
"But we don't know that!! The poem never SAYS that they don't!!"
"But they say if they COULD chuck wood!! That kinda gives it away." Said Hikari. (This is a pointless conversation so we'll move on.)
MEANWHILE!!
"Hi Motimon!" said Mimi trying to imitate Tanemon while holding up her stuffed animal.
"Hi Tanemon!" Koushiro said attempting to sound like Motimon.
"We have to defeat Leomon!" said Mimi.
"Okay." Said Koushiro.
"We're the only ones who can!!"
"Because we are the King and Queen of the Digiworld and we must protect everyone!" said Koushiro.
"No, I'm the PRINCESS of the Digiworld." Said Mimi.
"Okay." Said Koushiro. (He sure says "okay" a lot doesn't he?)
MEANWHILE!!
"Okay, so we've done Takeru, Iori and Miyako. Now who should we do?" asked Yamato to the little group.
"Hikari, Daisuke, Mimi or Koushiro?" said Sora. They all rubbed their chins fakely and scanned the remaining, untortured people with evil smirks.
"Hikari." Said Taichi. They all agreed and began thinking up an evil plot. (We're going to leave them now because if you knew what their evil plot was, it wouldn't be as satisfying when it comes up.)
MEANWHILE!!
Takeru sat on a rock being VERY stressed out. Half of the group had been turned young including his "big" brother. He had no idea how to turn them back. He was the only sane one. The Ferris Wheel incident still lingered in his mind. He was expecting the five-year-olds to do something at any moment. Leomon had their Digimon and WORST of all, Koushiro still had his hat!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
MEANWHILE!!
Iori was over by Koushiro and Mimi trying to get them to give them their stuffed animals to target practice with.
"Come on!! You don't REALLY want them do you?" he asked.
"NO!!" Mimi yelled, hugging Tanemon close.
"Good, then give it to me." Iori said while reaching for it.
"NO!!" Mimi yelled standing up. Iori turned to Koushiro.
"Koushiro, you don't really want to play with DOLLS do you?" he said.
"This isn't a doll." Koushiro whined softly.
"Yeah it is." Iori said. "Boys shouldn't play with dolls."
"It's not a doll!" Koushiro repeated. "It's MOTIMON!!"
"Yeah, Motimon the doll."
"Motimon's not a doll, he's a stuffed animal."
"Same thing!" Iori said. Then he looked at Koushiro again. "Okay, you can keep the doll but you have to give me that stupid hat. It's too big for you anyway."
"It's Takeru's hat." Koushiro said.
"GO AWAY IORI!!" Mimi yelled. Koushiro stood up and the two three-year-olds ran off.
"DAMN IT YOU STUPID TODDLERS!!" Iori yelled after them. He had been pretty calm for a while but now he wasn't.
MEANWHILE!!
"But if woodchucks can't chuck wood, what can?" Hikari asked.
"Woodchucks CAN chuck wood!!" Daisuke yelled.
"What do YOU think, Miyako?" Hikari asked Miyako. "Do you think that woodchucks can chuck wood or do you think that they CAN'T?"
"Well…" Miyako started, rubbing her chin which made her look even more knavish than usual. "Why would they be called woodchucks if they couldn't chuck wood?"
"See?" Daisuke said to Hikari, sticking our his tongue. "Miyako agrees! Woodchucks CAN chuck wood!" Hikari crossed her arms.
"I never said that!" said Miyako. "They could just be called woodchucks for the heck of it!! I mean, hamsters are called hamsters but they aren't ham!"
"We need someone else's opinion!!" said Daisuke. He looked around. "YAMATO!! SORA!! TAICHI!! COME OVER HERE FOR A SECOND!!" he called at them.
Yamato, Sora and Taichi looked up from their little huddle. "WHAT?!" they yelled back.
"COME HERE!!" Daisuke repeated.
The three walked over. "What?" Yamato asked.
"Okay, we're having a debate." Said Hikari. "Daisuke thinks that woodchucks CAN chuck wood. But in the poem it says IF a woodchuck could chuck wood which means it CAN'T chuck wood! I think that it's just CALLED a woodchuck! Do you think that it's the same thing as a hamster not being made out of ham? I think so! What about you guys?"
Yamato, Sora and Taichi looked at each other with raised eyebrows. Suddenly, Yamato got this surprised look on his face. He turned and faced the other direction. "OH DEAR!!" he yelled. "HIKARI!! IT'S GATOMON!!"
"GATOMON?!" Hikari yelled, standing up. "WHERE?!"
"SHE'S BEING HELD CAPTIVE BY SOME EVIL DIGIMON!!" Yamato yelled back, shielding his eyes from the sun. "SAVE HER!!"
"Where is she?!" Hikari yelled frantically.
"She's on top of that gigantic rock!" Yamato answered, pointing to a gigantic rock that was very gigantic that was practically straight up. "But you can't use the path because it's blocked off!! You must CLIMB the rock!!"
"I'M COMING GATOMON!!" Hikari yelled, running towards the rock.
Taichi snorted with laughter. Sora hit his shoulder to keep him quiet. Yamato smiled deviously.
Daisuke shrugged and turned back to Miyako. "So," he said to her. "Are you with or against me with the woodchucks being ABLE to chuck wood?"
MEANWHILE!!!
Iori had given up on trying to get the stuffed animals from Koushiro and Mimi and moved onto attempting to blow Takeru's hat off of Koushiro's head.
Strangely, he hadn't run out of be-bes yet.
But then again, this is a story and Iori is a cartoon so he can do whatever he wants.
And Koushiro won't get hurt either because he's the bomb.
Wait…why should Iori get whatever he wants?
Why is Iori shooting at Koushiro?
Iori doesn't DESERVE a gun especially if he's going to shoot at Koushiro!!
BYE BYE GUN!!
Iori's gun explodes in his face.
"WHAT THE HELL WHY DID MY GUN EXPLODE?!" Iori yelled as the smoke cleared. His face was all singed and his hair wasn't standing on ends because it's just a little ball on his head that looks like a hat.
Actually, I think that Iori is a little young to be using such adult language.
Let's try that over.
"CRUD-NUGGETS MY GUN EXPLODED!!" Iori yelled as the smoke cleared. His face was all singed and his hair wasn't standing on ends because it's just a little ball on his head that looks like a hat. "WHAT THE HELL WAS UP WITH THAT?! CRUD NUGGETS?!"
Um…he has a point.
Maybe we should give him some other substitute.
"DARN MY GUN EXPLODED!!" Iori yelled as the smoke cleared. His face was all singed and his hair wasn't standing on ends because it's just a little ball on his head that looks like a hat. "WHAT IS WRONG WITH HELL?!"
Okay, FINE you can just say hell.
Knave…
Let's just continue.
MEANWHILE!!!
Koushiro and Mimi were off doing something cute. Mimi started spinning her Tanemon in circles.
"Tanemon digivolve to…" said Mimi. "PALMON!!" Then she jumped in and pretended to be Palmon. "Koushiro, pretend I'm Palmon!" she whispered to Koushiro.
"Okay." Said Koushiro.
"I think that Motimon should digivolve too." Said Mimi.
"Okay," said Koushiro. He started spinning Motimon around. "Motimon digivolve to…TENTOMON!!" He tossed Motimon behind him and jumped in himself. They both pretended to be Tentomon and Palmon for a couple of minutes until they got bored. Koushiro couldn't find Motimon because it went into a bush and that kind of stuff. "I can't find Motimon!" Koushiro whined, tears forming in his eyes.
"Don't cry!" said Mimi. "I'll help you find him!"
"Okay!" said Koushiro. They both started searching around for Motimon but soon got lost in the woods.
MEANWHILE!!!
Takeru walked over to Daisuke and Miyako who were still deeply indulged in their debate on whether woodchucks could chuck wood or not. "Where's Hikari?" Takeru asked them.
They stopped fighting. "I think she went to save Gatomon or something." Answered Daisuke.
"What?" Takeru said. "Save Gatomon? Who told her to save her?"
"Um…I think it was Iori." Miyako replied.
This didn't sound right at all but Takeru walked up to Iori anyway. He was pretty busy washing his face off.
"Iori, why are you washing your face off?" Takeru asked Iori.
Iori turned and looked up at him. "DON'T TALK TO ME!!" he yelled at Takeru. Takeru jumped.
"Geez!" Takeru said. "Fine, I won't talk about that. All I wanted to know is if…"
"I DON'T WANT TO TALK ABOUT ANYTHING!!"
"Did you tell Hikari to save Gatomon or NOT?" Takeru pushed.
"YES NOW GO AWAY!!" Iori yelled, just trying to get rid of Takeru.
Takeru sighed. "Why?" he asked.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Iori screamed.
"But you sent Hikari to go and save Gatomon!"
"NO I DIDN'T!!"
"BUT YOU JUST SAID YOU DID!!"
"I WAS LYING!!"
Takeru sighed again. He knew not to push Iori any further so he turned around and walked back over to Daisuke and Miyako. "Iori said he didn't do it." Takeru told them.
"Well, it must have been Yamato then." Said Daisuke.
Takeru slapped his forehead. "I should have known that!" he said, feeling stupid. He stomped over to where Yamato, Sora and Taichi were. "Yamato?" Takeru said.
Yamato looked up. "Yes younger brother of mine?" Yamato said. Then he thought for a minute. "Um…I AM older than you, right? Wait a second…I could have SWORN that I had an YOUNGER, not an OLDER brother!"
"Why did you tell Hikari that she had to save Gatomon?" Takeru asked, trying to change the subject.
Yamato got the most innocent look on his face that he could. (It wasn't very hard because usually incredibly cute people have naturally innocent looking faces. And Yamato, being so cute and all, had an innocent looking face. Not to mention how VERY cute he is!!!) "Who me?" he said.
"Yes you." said Takeru, annoyed.
"COULDN'T BE!!" yelled Yamato.
"THEN WHO?!" Taichi and Sora chimed in.
"TAKERU STOLE THE COOKIES IN THE COOKIE JAR!!" Yamato said. The three started laughing as they ran off to concoct more evil schemes. They left Takeru standing there, REALLY confused and wondering about WHAT just happened and how he just let three five-year-olds escape punishment with a little rhyme.
It took Takeru a minute to come back into the real world.
As soon as he did, he went insane.
Yuk, yuk, yuk. (If you don't know what that is, it's stupid laughing)
"WHAT?! WHY?!" he screamed. Then he started pulling out his own hair.
Hoy-yoy-yoy-yoy. (That's another one of our stupid laughs)
He started grinding his teeth and getting really annoyed and don't cross Takeru when he's mad. Then he stopped and got this really evil sideways twisted smile on the side of his face and walked calmly off in the other direction.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Look Koushiro!" said Mimi, holding up his Motimon stuffed animal. "I found Motimon!"
Koushiro ran over and hugged his stuffed animal tightly. "MOTIMON!!" he said happily. "Thanks Mimi!" Mimi smiled. Then they looked around.
"Where are we?" Mimi asked, looking around.
"I didn't know I could throw Motimon this far." Said Koushiro. Suddenly, some retarded Digimon came out of nowhere.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!" laughed the retarded Digimon. "I am RETARDOWOMON!! BWA HA HA HA!!"
Koushiro and Mimi started crying. "I took your Motimon doll and brought it out here to LURE you here!!" laughed Retardowomon. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Retardowomon smiled. "I shall capture you on behalf of my master, Leomon!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!" She then did some retarded little dance and they all disappeared.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Okay, who should we play a devious little trick on?" Yamato asked his two fellow members of that evil group of theirs.
"How about Daisuke?" Taichi suggested.
The other two smiled.
"Perfect!" said Sora. "What should we do to him?"
They all started thinking. Suddenly, Takeru emerged from a bush. "Hi Takeru!" said Yamato. "Have you come to apologize for stealing the cookies in the cookie jar?"
"WHO ME?!"
"YES YOU!!"
"COULDN'T BE!!"
"THEN WHO?!"
"YOU!!" Takeru yelled as he jumped on top of the three.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" they all yelled.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Okay, so you're saying that if woodchucks COULDN'T chuck wood then can wood chucks woodchucks?" Daisuke asked.
"No!" answered Miyako. "I'm simply stating that the poem never says IF the woodchuck can ACTUALLY chuck wood or not!"
"But why would they make a song up about something that a woodchuck CAN'T do?" Daisuke said, confused.
"I don't know!" said Miyako. "But they say IF they could chuck wood. Not WHEN they chuck wood!"
"YOU'RE CONFUSING ME!!" yelled Daisuke stupidly.
MEANWHILE!!
"Oh Gatomon, where are you?" Hikari called stupidly. She gave up sadly and climbed back down the rock, forgot about Gatomon three seconds later and started talking to Daisuke and Miyako about woodchucks again.
MEANWHILE!!
Retardowomon had Koushiro and Mimi in what seemed like birdcages hanging from the ceiling. They were both crying.
"LET US OUT!!" Mimi yelled.
"I shall do no such thing!!" Retardowomon yelled.
"Please?" Koushiro pleaded.
"NEVER!!"
"What are you going to do?" Mimi asked.
"I plan on giving you to Leomon and he can do what he wants with you." Koushiro and Mimi started crying again. Suddenly, there was a puff of smoke and Leomon appeared in front of them.
"Ah, excellent Retardowomon. You have proved worthy in capturing two of the Selected Kids. You shall be commended." Said Leomon with an evil, sideways twisted smile on his face.
"Thank you oh Lord Leomon!!" said Retardowomon bowing to Leomon. "I am but a humble servant to you!"
"Save me your groveling knave!" Leomon said impatiently.
"Forgive me master!!"
"SHUT-UP!!" Leomon yelled. He then unhooked the Koushiro's cage from the ceiling. "Hmm, I see they are still under my curse. If I'm not mistaken, you're Koushiro right?" Koushiro nodded nervously. "And this one must be MIMI!" He unhooked Mimi's cage and examined her. He then hooked them back up and went to consider evil stuff with Retardowomon.
MEANWHILE!!
After having Iori join in the fight with him, Yamato, Taichi and Sora and having Iori beat him within an inch of his life, Takeru finally came back to his senses.
And after having somehow mysteriously becoming all better from being beat within an inch of his life, Takeru started taking charge again.
He FINALLY got the stupid people (minus Taichi) to stop talking about woodchucks which wasn't very easy since they kept asking for his opinion on the matter. (This was only AFTER getting Iori to stop beating them up.) He gathered everyone who was their normal age up into a little group.
"You know what? I think we've gone long enough without discussing how to cure everyone." Said Takeru.
"Cure them from what?" Hikari asked. Takeru barely stopped himself from going insane again.
"Never mind." Takeru said. "I'll do it myself." Suddenly Yamato, Taichi and Sora came running over carrying Koushiro's Motimon and Mimi's Tanemon.
"TAKERU!! Koushiro and Mimi have DIED and this is all that is left of them!!" Taichi yelled hugging the Tanemon which he held.
"OH KOUSHIRO!!" Sora yelled hugging the Motimon. Then she ripped the Tanemon out of Taichi's hand. "OH MIMI!!"
"Okay, what did you do to them?" Takeru asked.
"Takeru, we have nothing to do with this, I SWEAR!!" Yamato yelled defensively.
"Yeah right." Takeru said. Suddenly, Puppetmon came running through the forest with Mimi under one arm and Koushiro under the other.
"PUPPETMON!!" Takeru yelled stupidly. "Give them back you knave!! Or we will be forced to fight you!!" Takeru realized his stupid mistake two seconds too late.
"I come here not to fight." Puppetmon said all out of breath. "I have turned over a new leaf. I have rescued these two from Leomon and I bring them here." He put them both down. They both looked kinda oblivious. "Now, please forgive me and put the past behind you."
"NO!! You were so mean to us!!" Takeru yelled. "ESPECIALLY me!!"
"Yes, I know and that is why I humbly ask for your forgiveness."
"NEVER!!" Takeru yelled.
"Hmm…I don't blame you. But maybe if I told you the cure…"
"YOU KNOW THE CURE?!"
"Why yes."
"TELL US YOU KNAVE!!"
"Well, okay." Said Puppetmon. He pulled out a small jewel. "Okay, you just have to hold this out and make a wish and it will come true." He handed it to Takeru. "Now do you forgive me?"
"NO!!" said Takeru as he and Iori jumped on him and killed him. "Oh, that was easy."
"He wasn't even a challenge." Complained Iori.
"Okay, now to cure everyone!!" Takeru yelled all too excitedly. He held out the magical jewel. (Which was shaped like a butt.) "AHEM!! I wish that all of the Selected Kids would turn back to normal." There was a blinding light and when it cleared, all of the Selected Kids were back to their normal selves!! YAY!!
"YAY!!" yelled everyone. Immediately, Yamato pushed Taichi away. He also pushed Sora away too since she is a fag. Taichi went over to his stupid little group and they resumed the woodchuck debate. Sora walked over to Takeru.
"Good job Takeru!! I didn't know if you could do it on your own!"
"Well I can." Takeru said annoyed, not forgetting the evil stuff that Sora did.
Mimi looked around. She was just as oblivious now as she was before. OH WELL!!
As for Iori, he was happy because now he had more challenging people to beat up.
Koushiro took off Takeru's hat and handed it to him. "Um, here's your hat back." He said, embarrassed.
Takeru took it from him and put it back on his own head.
THE END!!
……………UNTIL NEXT TIME!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!