Disclaimer - Gundam Wing and its characters belong to Sunrise Sotsu/Bandai.
Warnings - Minor cussing, and random insanity! This time, on everyone! Definitely OOC for Trowa and Heero and maybe Wufei.
Author's Random Ranting - Haha! The last part of my saga, The Gundam Wing Voodoo Dolls. I must say this has been fun to write, and I hope everyone enjoyed it! Check out the A/N at the end!
The Gundam Wing Voodoo Dolls Ch. 3 - Battle of the Sexes: Voodoo Style
Hilde pushed her friend Relena down the dormitory hallway in a wheelchair. They both carried Voodoo dolls of Duo and Heero. They found their two 'loved ones' sitting in the school's coffee shop alone. They both had scalding hot coffee in their hands, and were sipping slowly, feeling the hot drink healing their bruised bodies. Heero looked the other way when Relena was wheeld into the coffee shop. Duo furrowed his eyebrows at Relena and asked Hilde,
"What happened to Relena?"
"Well, she was beaten repeatedly by tennis balls shot from a launcher," Hilde replied tartly as Heero sniggered into his hand.
The two girls sat on the opposite side of the shop, and turned away from the boys. They heard a scream from Duo and Heero, and didn't need to look back to know what had happened.
Duo whimpered in pain as he tiptoed back to his room followed by Heero. Any movement caused the material of their clothing to rub against their coffee burns. Trowa and Quatre passed them in the hallway, and looked questioningly at them.
"Get out the dolls boys. It's time for battle. The girls have voodoo dolls too, we saw them carrying them when they walked in the shop. Don't pick up anything sharp," ("Or hot," Heero added) "Get Wufei, and meet us at the vending machines on the third floor."
Trowa and Quatre nodded, and passed along the information to Wufei when they passed him in the hall. The boys gathered by the third floor vending machines after they had retrieved their mignons of havoc, and plotted their revenge. They didn't know who the hell had given the girls the dolls, but it fit into place perfectly. Upon closer examination, all the dolls were revealed to be holding strawberry colada smoothies, and there was only one place on campus that one could by strawberry colada smoothies. The concession stand at the athletic complex was the only place that sold smoothies, and the boys rushed there, hoping to catch the girls. They found only Hilde and Relena, so Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei left to find the other girls.
Duo and Heero hid behind the bleachers on which the girls were seated. They took at the smoothie-holding Voodoo dolls, and Duo said,
"Should we be nice to Relena, she is after all in a full body cast that limits our range of torture. Should we let up a bit on her?"
"Are you crazy?"
Duo shrugged, and said to Voodoo Doll Hilde,
"Time for a new hair-do Hilde! Heh, heh, heh."
Hilde shrieked as freezing cold smoothie cascaded down her head. Relena's muffled laughing, and the realization that her friend was incapable of doing something like that in here current crippled state, made Hilde turn toward another source of laughing. She was about to march over to the bleachers when a strange sound reach her ears. Relena's wheelchair was doing 360s and pop wheelies as the blond hair girl's eyes went wide. One wheelie wheeled a little too far, and Relena tipped over backwards in her wheelchair. A voice, unmistakably Duo's, guffawed from the bleachers, and Hilde stomped over to the two.
"Duo Maxwell, you will pay!" She fumed, and stomped back to the prone Relena, in the process tripping over her feet, which was not entirely her doing.
Duo laughed until tears squeezed out of the corners of his eyes. Hilde tried to right the wheelchair, but only succeeded in turning the metal chair around. Finally getting it to sit up, Hilde flounced out of the athletic complex with Relena in front of her. They took their Voodoo dolls out, and decided that the saying 'Revenge is sweet', was all to correct. Hilde looked at Relena and said,
"You know, I always want to be able to comfort my man if he comes home hurt. Don't you agree?"
"Yemph," came the muffle yet unmistakable agreement.
Duo's feet picked him off the floor, he crouched in the ready position of a runner, and took off at full speed. Unfortunately, the two boys were still behind the bleachers, and as all bleachers do, these had an entanglement of metal supports, all of which Duo ran into, tripped over, and just plain hurt himself on. Heero laughed until he found himself climbing a support all the way to the top, and of course, falling off of it. He hit each and every bar that interfered with his path on his way down, bruising places he didn't even know existed until then. They limped back to the vending machines where they had agreed to meet the others.
Meanwhile, Quatre and Trowa were sitting on the steps outside the dormitory building, when they saw Dorothy and Catherine sitting on the grass toward the other side of the building. It was a perfect opportunity, and neither could pass it up. Unfortunately for them, the two girls had spotted them first, and moved to a hiding place around the back of the dormitory before the boys could see them move. Taking out their two dolls, they decided a little revenge was in store. Catherine tugged on Trowa's single bang hard enough to make the young man fall forward, and then pushed him back with greater force. :CRACK!!!: They heard this from the other side of the building, and could only have been Trowa's head connecting with the solid top step of the dorm.
Quatre looked at his friend in horror. Trowa was sprawled unconscious on the steps of the dorm, and Quatre slid his arm under the boy to carry him to the room. That was Quatre's intention, but when he reached the first flight of stairs leading up through the building, he could only lift his legs, not move forward. When he tried to stop, he couldn't, and just stood there, marching in place in front of the steps while his now-drooling fellow pilot was slung across his shoulder.
Wufei had been hunting Sally for the better part of ten minutes. He had found some tissue to stop his bloody nose after the little run in with the lawn mower when he had first split from the group. Of course, that had been Sally's doing, and now she would pay. Wufei found her standing at the fountain by the art building not far from the dormitory building. She sat on the edge of the fountain reading a book. Wufei snickered evilly and pushed her into the fountain. She came up gasping for air, and red in the face from embarrassment. She pulled herself out of the fountain about as gracefully as anyone in the same situation could, and wrung out her book.
Sally dripped water the entire way to the dorm. There, she found an again injured Relena, Hilde wrapping an ace bandage around her injured ankle and ego, and Catherine and Dorothy looking very satisfied with themselves. They started to discuss their 'encounters', when someone knocked on their door. They opened it to find another brown, unmarked package. They opened it, and found a new doll. Voodoo doll Zechs stared at them from the wrappings of paper around him.
By the third floor vending machines, Duo dragged himself along on his stomach, while Heero dragged his right foot with his hand, all the while cursing everything on the face of the earth.
"To heck with ketchup. To heck with women. To heck with lice. To heck with my parents for bring me into this God forsaken world. To heck with..." And he went on and on.
Wufei was helping the spastic Quatre carry the vegetated Trowa up the stairs. Wufei's bloody nose was back with full force, and he had wads of tissue sprouting from his nose. When they reached the pain laden Duo and Heero, they saw a white-clad figure dart past them and drop something at their feet. Heero called upon his all too famous superhuman strength, mustered all that he could, and tackled what turned out to be one of the scientists. Restraining the lab-coated nuisance, Heero motion to Wufei, and the Chinese boy picked up the box dropped by the scientist. In it, was a Voodoo doll of Noin. Duo turned his twitching face to the doctor or professor, whoever the hell he was and said,
"You sent us these, these Barbie Dolls of doom? Why?"
"Well, Gundam Pilot 02, I wanted to see your reaction to your significant others having the same capabilities as you. A new era has begun! The voodoo wars! MUAHAHAHAHA!" With that, Heero pulled duct tape out of nowhere, and taped the mad scientists mouth shut.
"Let's get the girls. I think a truce is in order."
That evening, the whole gang sat cuddled up next to a warm fire composed of voodoo dolls, and scientist lab coats, lab pants, bionic glasses...
The voodoo war was over, and though Trowa still drooled, and Relena had two months in her full body cast, they had made amends. However, those promises cooed softly into the darkness around the fire, were quickly shattered as Duo yelled,
"She cut of my braid!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And so the saga ends. I hope you all enjoyed my mignons of havoc and the Barbie dolls of doom. If you're wondering why Quatre and Trowa didn't get revenge on Dorothy and Catherine, it was because by the time Quatre marched upstairs, they had a mad scientist to worry about... ^_~ Also, I'm not going to continue, because finding enough *humorous* material is HARD!!!! Anyway, thanks for reading, and don't forget to review!!!
Warnings - Minor cussing, and random insanity! This time, on everyone! Definitely OOC for Trowa and Heero and maybe Wufei.
Author's Random Ranting - Haha! The last part of my saga, The Gundam Wing Voodoo Dolls. I must say this has been fun to write, and I hope everyone enjoyed it! Check out the A/N at the end!
The Gundam Wing Voodoo Dolls Ch. 3 - Battle of the Sexes: Voodoo Style
Hilde pushed her friend Relena down the dormitory hallway in a wheelchair. They both carried Voodoo dolls of Duo and Heero. They found their two 'loved ones' sitting in the school's coffee shop alone. They both had scalding hot coffee in their hands, and were sipping slowly, feeling the hot drink healing their bruised bodies. Heero looked the other way when Relena was wheeld into the coffee shop. Duo furrowed his eyebrows at Relena and asked Hilde,
"What happened to Relena?"
"Well, she was beaten repeatedly by tennis balls shot from a launcher," Hilde replied tartly as Heero sniggered into his hand.
The two girls sat on the opposite side of the shop, and turned away from the boys. They heard a scream from Duo and Heero, and didn't need to look back to know what had happened.
Duo whimpered in pain as he tiptoed back to his room followed by Heero. Any movement caused the material of their clothing to rub against their coffee burns. Trowa and Quatre passed them in the hallway, and looked questioningly at them.
"Get out the dolls boys. It's time for battle. The girls have voodoo dolls too, we saw them carrying them when they walked in the shop. Don't pick up anything sharp," ("Or hot," Heero added) "Get Wufei, and meet us at the vending machines on the third floor."
Trowa and Quatre nodded, and passed along the information to Wufei when they passed him in the hall. The boys gathered by the third floor vending machines after they had retrieved their mignons of havoc, and plotted their revenge. They didn't know who the hell had given the girls the dolls, but it fit into place perfectly. Upon closer examination, all the dolls were revealed to be holding strawberry colada smoothies, and there was only one place on campus that one could by strawberry colada smoothies. The concession stand at the athletic complex was the only place that sold smoothies, and the boys rushed there, hoping to catch the girls. They found only Hilde and Relena, so Trowa, Quatre, and Wufei left to find the other girls.
Duo and Heero hid behind the bleachers on which the girls were seated. They took at the smoothie-holding Voodoo dolls, and Duo said,
"Should we be nice to Relena, she is after all in a full body cast that limits our range of torture. Should we let up a bit on her?"
"Are you crazy?"
Duo shrugged, and said to Voodoo Doll Hilde,
"Time for a new hair-do Hilde! Heh, heh, heh."
Hilde shrieked as freezing cold smoothie cascaded down her head. Relena's muffled laughing, and the realization that her friend was incapable of doing something like that in here current crippled state, made Hilde turn toward another source of laughing. She was about to march over to the bleachers when a strange sound reach her ears. Relena's wheelchair was doing 360s and pop wheelies as the blond hair girl's eyes went wide. One wheelie wheeled a little too far, and Relena tipped over backwards in her wheelchair. A voice, unmistakably Duo's, guffawed from the bleachers, and Hilde stomped over to the two.
"Duo Maxwell, you will pay!" She fumed, and stomped back to the prone Relena, in the process tripping over her feet, which was not entirely her doing.
Duo laughed until tears squeezed out of the corners of his eyes. Hilde tried to right the wheelchair, but only succeeded in turning the metal chair around. Finally getting it to sit up, Hilde flounced out of the athletic complex with Relena in front of her. They took their Voodoo dolls out, and decided that the saying 'Revenge is sweet', was all to correct. Hilde looked at Relena and said,
"You know, I always want to be able to comfort my man if he comes home hurt. Don't you agree?"
"Yemph," came the muffle yet unmistakable agreement.
Duo's feet picked him off the floor, he crouched in the ready position of a runner, and took off at full speed. Unfortunately, the two boys were still behind the bleachers, and as all bleachers do, these had an entanglement of metal supports, all of which Duo ran into, tripped over, and just plain hurt himself on. Heero laughed until he found himself climbing a support all the way to the top, and of course, falling off of it. He hit each and every bar that interfered with his path on his way down, bruising places he didn't even know existed until then. They limped back to the vending machines where they had agreed to meet the others.
Meanwhile, Quatre and Trowa were sitting on the steps outside the dormitory building, when they saw Dorothy and Catherine sitting on the grass toward the other side of the building. It was a perfect opportunity, and neither could pass it up. Unfortunately for them, the two girls had spotted them first, and moved to a hiding place around the back of the dormitory before the boys could see them move. Taking out their two dolls, they decided a little revenge was in store. Catherine tugged on Trowa's single bang hard enough to make the young man fall forward, and then pushed him back with greater force. :CRACK!!!: They heard this from the other side of the building, and could only have been Trowa's head connecting with the solid top step of the dorm.
Quatre looked at his friend in horror. Trowa was sprawled unconscious on the steps of the dorm, and Quatre slid his arm under the boy to carry him to the room. That was Quatre's intention, but when he reached the first flight of stairs leading up through the building, he could only lift his legs, not move forward. When he tried to stop, he couldn't, and just stood there, marching in place in front of the steps while his now-drooling fellow pilot was slung across his shoulder.
Wufei had been hunting Sally for the better part of ten minutes. He had found some tissue to stop his bloody nose after the little run in with the lawn mower when he had first split from the group. Of course, that had been Sally's doing, and now she would pay. Wufei found her standing at the fountain by the art building not far from the dormitory building. She sat on the edge of the fountain reading a book. Wufei snickered evilly and pushed her into the fountain. She came up gasping for air, and red in the face from embarrassment. She pulled herself out of the fountain about as gracefully as anyone in the same situation could, and wrung out her book.
Sally dripped water the entire way to the dorm. There, she found an again injured Relena, Hilde wrapping an ace bandage around her injured ankle and ego, and Catherine and Dorothy looking very satisfied with themselves. They started to discuss their 'encounters', when someone knocked on their door. They opened it to find another brown, unmarked package. They opened it, and found a new doll. Voodoo doll Zechs stared at them from the wrappings of paper around him.
By the third floor vending machines, Duo dragged himself along on his stomach, while Heero dragged his right foot with his hand, all the while cursing everything on the face of the earth.
"To heck with ketchup. To heck with women. To heck with lice. To heck with my parents for bring me into this God forsaken world. To heck with..." And he went on and on.
Wufei was helping the spastic Quatre carry the vegetated Trowa up the stairs. Wufei's bloody nose was back with full force, and he had wads of tissue sprouting from his nose. When they reached the pain laden Duo and Heero, they saw a white-clad figure dart past them and drop something at their feet. Heero called upon his all too famous superhuman strength, mustered all that he could, and tackled what turned out to be one of the scientists. Restraining the lab-coated nuisance, Heero motion to Wufei, and the Chinese boy picked up the box dropped by the scientist. In it, was a Voodoo doll of Noin. Duo turned his twitching face to the doctor or professor, whoever the hell he was and said,
"You sent us these, these Barbie Dolls of doom? Why?"
"Well, Gundam Pilot 02, I wanted to see your reaction to your significant others having the same capabilities as you. A new era has begun! The voodoo wars! MUAHAHAHAHA!" With that, Heero pulled duct tape out of nowhere, and taped the mad scientists mouth shut.
"Let's get the girls. I think a truce is in order."
That evening, the whole gang sat cuddled up next to a warm fire composed of voodoo dolls, and scientist lab coats, lab pants, bionic glasses...
The voodoo war was over, and though Trowa still drooled, and Relena had two months in her full body cast, they had made amends. However, those promises cooed softly into the darkness around the fire, were quickly shattered as Duo yelled,
"She cut of my braid!!!!!!!!!!!"
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And so the saga ends. I hope you all enjoyed my mignons of havoc and the Barbie dolls of doom. If you're wondering why Quatre and Trowa didn't get revenge on Dorothy and Catherine, it was because by the time Quatre marched upstairs, they had a mad scientist to worry about... ^_~ Also, I'm not going to continue, because finding enough *humorous* material is HARD!!!! Anyway, thanks for reading, and don't forget to review!!!