Adventures with the New Digidestined 3!!
Okay, even though now I have seen an episode of 02, I know what their personalities are REALLY like. (As well as their Digimon's names and stuff like that.) I'll change the Digimon's names to humor you but I shall NEVER change the personalities back!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!! If you don't like it…TOUGH!!
One day, Koushiro, Yamato, Mimi, Takeru, Taichi, Hikari, Sora, Daisuke, Miyako, Iori and Jyou were walking along in the Digiworld. (It's 02 so everyone's older and they have different names.) Their Digimon were at their sides for once.
Taichi and Daisuke were talking about different styles and brands of goggles.
Miyako and Hikari were being knaves. (But it's not like that's anything out of the ordinary.)
Sora, Mimi and Takeru were being normal, non-opinionated people.
Iori was plotting many deaths.
And last but by FAR not least, Koushiro and Yamato were being prodigious.
Now for the Digimon.
Agumon and Veemon were talking because their human partners were talking about goggles and they didn't care about goggles.
Gatomon, Biyomon and Patamon were being knaves with Hikari and Miyako.
Palmon and Gomamon were doing nothing with Sora, Mimi and Takeru.
Hawkmon and Armadillomon were talking with their bizarre little voices that are so humorous.
And of course Tentomon and Gabumon were being the bomb with Koushiro and Yamato.
Well, they were just walking along when they came to a sign.
"Beware of attack sludge." Read Sora. Koushiro was just about to comment on this when the ground opened up and they all fell into the hole.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" they all yelled. But they all stopped falling because they were all sitting on life rafts and ring thingys and ducks.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!" came Leomon's voice. "I have you now Digidestined!! Prepare to taste my wrath!!"
"What does it taste like?" asked Daisuke stupidly.
Leomon thought about this for a minute. "Um…I don't know," he answered. "But you will soon find out!! Tell me afterwards!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! ZAP!!" Then he disappeared as well as the little cave type place.
"Where are we?" Hawkmon asked as he/she (we're still not quite sure.) woke up. Wait a second…what happened to Hawkmon's weird little voice that makes me laugh every time I hear it?! That's definitely NOT it!!
"Miyako, where are you?!" yelled Miyako waking up. OH DEAR GOD!! THAT'S Hawkmon's voice!! Why is it coming from MIYAKO?! And even weirder, why is Miyako asking where herself is? Actually, Miyako is probably stupid enough to do that so that's not weirder. I'd have to say the voice thing is a lot weirder. ANYWAY!!
"Was that what Leomon's wrath tasted like?" wondered Gatomon stupidly although she didn't sound quite like her stupid self. She sounded a bit stupider.
"It didn't taste like anything." Said Veemon although he didn't sound like the voice that sounds like Demidevimon!! Okay, let's have someone with at least HALF a brain wake up. Better yet, let's have KOUSHIRO wake up!!
Koushiro woke up.
Koushiro looked around.
Koushiro saw Tentomon.
Koushiro slapped his forehead.
"NOT AGAIN!!" he yelled. (Only he, just like everyone else, didn't sound quite like himself.) He began shaking Tentomon awake. "Koushiro, wake up!!"
"You ARE awake Koushiro!! And why are you talking to yourself?" asked Agumon as he woke up too.
"Taichi, look at yourself!!" said Koushiro. Agumon looked at himself.
"YAY!! It happened again!!" he turned to Gabumon who was still unconscious. "PEPPER BREATH POY!!" he yelled as he Pepper Breathed Gabumon. Gabumon screamed and woke up.
"AHHHHHH!!" he looked at Agumon. "What the heck Agumon?! Why did you…" he looked down at himself. "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" he yelled while dramatically dropping to the ground. The camera zoomed away giving it just the right touch. The noise of Gabumon's yell woke everyone else up. All of the Selected Kids and their Digimon noticed right away and groaned with annoyance.
"Not again!" sighed Biyomon.
"As if it wasn't bad enough the first time!" said Takeru. Palmon burst into tears.
"I don't want to be a Digimon!" she wailed.
"Oh Mimi." Said Mimi. (Okay, if you haven't already figured it out, everyone's switched bodies with their Digimon. The Selected Kids, of course have already experienced this before.) (Oh, and by the way, to eliminate future confusion, when I say "Palmon" I'm talking about Mimi IN Palmon's body and when I say "Mimi" it means the opposite. Okay?) CONTINUING!!
"Who am I?" asked a strange blue-haired person with glasses. Everyone looked puzzled for a minute.
"Oh yeah!" said Patamon. "You're JYOU!!"
"Oh, I completely forgot about him!" said Sora. "Where has he been this whole time anyway?"
"Well, if I'M Jyou, then where's MY body?" asked Jyou. (Wow, it's gonna feel weird writing Jyou since I never do since Jyou not only isn't a Selected Kid contrary to popular belief, but he's a neglected frog!!)
"It must be with Jyou?" guessed Yamato.
"Iori, you've been strangely quiet." Said Hikari to Iori.
"I'm not Iori." Said Iori with a southern accent type voice.
"I'M IORI!!" yelled Armadillomon as he pounced on Hikari. No one cared because no one said anything.
"Taichi, I hope you're not going to over use Pepper Breath like you did last time." said Taichi.
"Hey Taichi, the name's Agumon." Said Agumon.
"NO!! We're not doing that again!" said Gabumon.
"You never did it to begin with!" complained Agumon. "But we're going to do it THIS time."
"I'm not." Said Gabumon.
"PEPPER BREATH POY!!" yelled Agumon as he shot a fireball at Gabumon. Gabumon jumped to the ground just in time and the fire hit Tentomon.
"AHHHHHH!!" yelled Tentomon. "You did this to me LAST time too!"
"Why don't you fight back Tentomon?" urged Agumon.
"Because I don't WANT to." Said Tentomon.
"Because you CAN'T!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Shut-up!!" yelled Armadillomon as he pulled Agumon into the fight with Hikari.
"So, what's going on?" wondered Daisuke. (Only because he's the only one who hasn't said anything yet. It's HARD having so many characters!!)
"We've switched bodies with the Selected Kids." Said Sora.
"Oh." Said Daisuke. "That's definitely… not normal."
"No, it's not." Said Gabumon. "This has happened before and it's NOT fun. The only thing that would make this worse is if an enemy attacked!!" He paused. "No, the only thing that would make this worse is if I turned into Tsunomon!!" Suddenly Whaymon's evil twin brother came out of nowhere. In the shock, Gabumon de-digivolved into Tsunomon. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"WHO ARE YOU?!" yelled Hawkmon.
"I am Whaymon's evil twin brother, Bwaymon!"
"Bwaymon?" said Koushiro. Then he lowered his voice. "Well, I've never heard of that one. OH WELL!! Bwaymon is famous for his…um…oh never mind, I won't even bother this time!"
"PEPPER BREATH POY!!" yelled Agumon as he shot Bwaymon with a fireball. "I've got to DIGIVOLVE!!" he yelled impatiently to Taichi.
"Digivolve?" wondered Gatomon. "Well, now that Gatomon can ARMOR digivolve, I have so many choices!"
"Why are you so enthusiastic about this?!" wondered Tsunomon. "I mean, it's not like you're ME!"
"You're just jealous because Gabumon can't armor digivolve!" said Patamon sticking out his tongue.
"Gabumon could go Mega before Patamon could even go Ultimate and even before that, he couldn't even go CHAMPION every time so just SHUT-UP Takeru!!" Patamon almost ran off crying but he didn't.
"DIGIVOLVE!!" yelled Daisuke. "I want to see what it looks like from the OTHER side!"
"I WANT to Digivolve!" yelled Veemon. "This has happened to you guys before? You're SO lucky! I wish I could have been a Digimon before!" he paused. "So, how do I Digivolve?"
"You just say your name, Digivolve to…, and then your NEW name!! Or in your case, ARMOR Digivolve." said Agumon enthusiastically.
"OKAY!!" said Veemon. "SAY DIGI ARMOR ENERGIZE YOU KNAVE!!"
"OKAY!!" yelled Daisuke. Then the camera got really close to his face. (AHHHH!!) "DIGI ARMOR ENER…GIZE!!" (I had to add the little pause. It's NOTHING without it.)
Okay, describing THIS digivolve is a little more difficult. So, it showed a little antennae from the little computer thingy going up into the NEW style Digivice. Then it showed the Crest of Courage spinning around and the song started. Then it showed Veemon spinning around as he got to ONE side of the Crest of Courage.
"Veemon armor Digivolve to…" Then the weird Digiegg with the blade sticking out of it got to the OTHER side of the Crest. Then all the forms of Agumon flashed in front of the screen as there was a thingy of fire in the background that looked like Meramon. Then parts of him came out and his claws came out and stuff like that!! "Flamedramon, the Fire of Courage!" there was a short pause. "LOOK AT ME!! I'M FLAMEDRAMON!!"
"Must…digivolve…become…Greymon…" another pause. "NO!! WARGREYMON!! I'm gonna WARP Digivolve this time!!"
"Go for it Taichi." Said Taichi, a little annoyed.
"YAY!!" Okay, it showed the Digivice as a weird version of Agumon did a flip. "HEH-EH-AH!! Agumon WARP Digivolve to…" then Agumon shot a thing off to Greymon who shot a thing off to MetalGreymon who did the same to an incomplete version of Wargreymon. Then his shield came on and he did the little swipe thingy with the fire and stuff like that. "WARGREYMON!!" Wargreymon ran over to Flamedramon. "Look at me Flamedramon!"
"Well, Wargreymon, I think that's we are by FAR the coolest Digimon!" (Which is NOT true.)
"I agree!!" They turned to Bwaymon who was just kinda standing there being a knave and being VERY good at not attacking them while this all happened.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" laughed Bwaymon as he ripped off a mask to reveal LEOMON!!
"IT'S LEOMON!!" gasped everyone. Then Leomon grabbed all of the Imposter Selected Kids, the Imposter New Digidestined and the Imposter Hikari and that Imposter strange guy, Jyou and strutted away.
"NOT AGAIN!!" yelled Biyomon.
"Well, at least the bad guy isn't here anymore." Said Hawkmon. Flamedramon turned into Demiveemon and Wargreymon turned into Koromon.
"YAY we beat Bwaymon!!" said Demiveemon.
"We're the bomb!!" cheered Koromon. They both danced around, Demiveemon being cute and Koromon being UNcute. After their little dance came to an end after about ten minutes, all of the imposter Digimon gathered together in a little huddle.
"So, how did you cure yourselves last time?" Armadillomon asked.
"Um… you don't want to know." Said Tentomon uneasily. "Besides, this is a completely different thing so, we'll just get ANOTHER cure!"
"Well," said Hawkmon. "Since I am the smartest person here, then I think I know the cure."
"Shut-UP Miyako!!" said Tentomon.
"NO!!"
"Well, maybe we should ask Frigimon. He's VERY helpful." Said Tsunomon as he tipped over from the weight of his fin. "Ah, what a nice comfortable position."
"YEAH RIGHT!!" yelled Demiveemon and Koromon together.
"Well," said Biyomon. "It's getting dark right now so maybe we can search for him tomorrow."
"Okay." Said Patamon.
"Oh big brother!!" said Gatomon to Koromon. "I'm so scared that we will NEVER be turned back to normal!!"
"Don't worry, we will. Although I wish that we could stay like this forever!"
"You're RIGHT!! I feel so WONDERFUL!!" said Gatomon stupidly.
"Okay, I'm done with this position, could someone just SHIFT me over?" asked Tsunomon. Palmon walked over and turned him around. "I meant sit me back up!"
"WHATEVER!!" said Palmon. Suddenly, Hawkmon flew out of the cave.
"What the heck?" asked Tsunomon. "What was up with that?!" Biyomon decided to follow her just because she could. "Just because they can fly, doesn't mean they can go and show off like that!!" He tipped over again. "I should stop getting all mad. It makes me off-balanced."
Hawkmon and Biyomon flew in and started flying around and around the room stupidly just to be annoying.
"Ha ha!! We can fly and you can't!" teased Hawkmon. Biyomon couldn't help but chuckle like a knave. "Look at me up here!! WEEEE!! This is so much fun!!"
"Shut-up Miyako!" yelled Armadillomon as he jumped up and grabbed Hawkmon and started beating her up.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Hawkmon. No one helped her because they were mad at her for making them feel bad about themselves. So they just laughed at her. They also laughed when Armadillomon grabbed Biyomon and started beating her up as well. (By the way, in case you're wondering why Tentomon and Patamon didn't fly up there with them and tease them too, as you would except. Flapping your arms up and down is a little easier than flapping your ears or using some kind of thingys that you never USED to have on your body!!)
After a little while, and Biyomon and Hawkmon regaining consciousness, the imposter Digimon walked farther into the cave just because they felt like it.
"Can we stop here?" asked Tsunomon impatiently.
"No, it's dripping here." Said Palmon.
"I don't mind the dripping." Complained Tsunomon. "Of course, if someone CARRIED me…" Everyone looked around avoiding Tsunomon's gaze just in case he decided to pick them.
"Aw come on!!" yelled Koromon. "This is FUN!! Take advantage of it!!"
"FUN?! You call bouncing along on your face FUN?!"
"Yeah!" Koromon yelled. Tsunomon sighed. He then looked at everyone.
"Miyako, CARRY ME!!"
"Sorry Yamato, if I carried you, I couldn't FLY!!"
"FINE!! Hikari!!"
"Okay!" she picked him up but her sharp claws dug into him.
"Put me down!!" he yelled. Gatomon dropped him and he instantly tipped over. "Okay…Sora?" he was starting to whine.
"No, I have to fly with Miyako…just in case…"
"YEAH RIGHT!!" then he sighed. "Okay, Mimi?"
"WHAT?! I might break a sweat!" Palmon yelled.
"Geez, just HELP ME OUT HERE!!"
"Sorry." Said Palmon.
"Fine." He skipped over Koromon because Koromon had no arms and he skipped over Demiveemon because he was too small. He also skipped over Patamon for BOTH those reasons. Then he skipped over Armadillomon because he wasn't in the mood for a fight. "Koushiro?"
"I would Yamato, but I don't really have hands of fingers or anything like that."
"What are you talking about?! You have four freakin arms!!"
"Yeah and two of them do NOTHING!! I can't move them or ANYTHING!!"
"Fine." Whined Tsunomon. "I'll just bounce along…in the back…slowing everybody down…"
"Why don't you try DIGIVOLVING!!" suggested Demiveemon. "Actually, I think I will too!!"
"THANK YOU!!" yelled Tsunomon. Everyone stared at him. "Please don't stare at me while I do this, I feel stupid enough as it is." He waited. "FINE!!" he hopped behind a pillar and digivolved into Gabumon and came back out to find Agumon and Veemon were back as well. "YAY!!"
So they all continued to VENTURE into the cave. When they finally came to a comfortable spot, they sat down. (Or continued to stand depending on who it was.)
"So, how WERE we going to cure this?" asked Palmon. "Because, I wouldn't mind being myself again you know."
"What are you talking about?!" yelled Veemon.
"YEAH!! This is the bomb!!" yelled Agumon.
"To YOU!!" yelled Palmon back.
MEANWHILE!!
In Leomon's evil lair, Leomon had all of the imposter Selected Kids, Hikari, the New Digidestined and that weird kid with glasses and blue hair named Jyou in a cage.
"So Leomon, why did you capture us THIS time?" asked Taichi as he looked through the bars at Leomon who was running back and forth with a stick as he banged it against the bars.
"Um, I don't know, I wanted a change of pace so I kidnapped the kids instead."
"But you know that WE'RE the Digimon, you put us under a spell, REMEMBER?!" yelled Daisuke.
"Oh yeah!" said Leomon. "Silly me!"
"Well, maybe you should let us go and then try and catch the REAL kids!" said Koushiro hopefully. "Don't worry, we won't try and stop you!"
"Hmm…" thought Leomon. "I WOULD but, I don't feel like it."
"Why would you want the kids to be captured?!" yelled Hikari stupidly. (Either way, she's yelling things stupidly.)
"I was kidding. I thought that we could go and rescue them or find a cure or something."
"Oh!!" screeched Hikari. Everyone, even Leomon had to block their ears at the sound of her voice. (By the way, they have their OWN voices so when Hikari screeched, it sounded like GATOMON.)
"Someone put her out of her misery!" yelled "Jyou".
"I would but I can't!!" yelled Taichi. Leomon left just because he was bored with taunting them. The imposter kids decided to just TALK.
"Look how TALL I am!" sang Takeru as he danced around like a knave. "I'm taller than GATOMON, and I'm taller than ARMADILLOMON…"
"WELL DUH!!" yelled Iori.
"And I'm taller than HAWKMON and TENTOMON and…well, that's it but that's okay!!" he thought for a minute. "Hey do you know what we should do?!"
"What?" asked Miyako. It didn't look right with Hawkmon's voice.
"We should call each other by the names that we are! Like, I would be Takeru and Gatomon would be Hikari and…"
"SURE!!" yelled all the stupid people. (Sora and Hikari only they were Biyomon and Gatomon but you already knew that.) Takeru also said it because Patamon is such a knave!! (Well, so is Takeru but Patamon is MUCH worse.)
"NO!!" yelled everyone else.
MEANWHILE!!
So, all the Imposter Digimon were walking along. They were just walking. All they were doing was walking. Yup…they were walking and walking and walking some more. And more walking. Um…they're walking. So, they're walking…ahem…well…
SUDDENLY, SOME EVIL DIGIMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!! AHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" all of the Imposter Digimon yelled.
"I am UNIMON!!" yelled the Digimon that was Unimon. (Well DUH!!)
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!" they all yelled again.
"Wait a second…" said Biyomon. "Isn't Unimon a GOOD Digimon?"
"Obviously NOT." Said Gabumon.
"Maybe he's not attacking us!" said Tentomon. "What if he's just here to tell us the cure?"
"I hope not!" said Gatomon.
"Yeah!" said Hawkmon.
"I hope he's attacking us!" said Agumon.
"SO WE CAN DIGIVOLVE!!" yelled Veemon.
"I AM attacking you!" yelled Unimon. "I have realized the greatness and power of the dark side and decided to switch!!" Then Unimon started breathing deeply. "Selected Kids," he said. "I AM YOUR FATHER!!"
"NOOOOOOOO…wait a second…how did you know that we were the Selected Kids?!" yelled everyone.
"Leomon told me!" answered Unimon.
"That's not even FUNNY, Unimon." Said Agumon.
"For that, you shall die first!!" laughed Unimon. "HORN BLASTER!!" Then he did his move that has nothing to do with a horn and I have no idea WHY it is called Horn Blaster it just is but WHY is it because it has nothing to do with a horn!! He fired his move that has nothing to do with a horn at Agumon. Luckily, Unimon has such terrible aim that it missed him by a mile.
"I MUST DIGIVOLVE!!" yelled Agumon.
"Wait, we don't have the Digivices!" said Biyomon.
"But Yamato, Taichi and Daisuke digivolved earlier." Said Palmon.
"Oh, okay." Said Biyomon.
"HEH-EH-AH!!" said Agumon as he jumped out of the Digivice. "Agumon WARP Digivolve to…" Then he did this thingy and then it showed Greymon and Greymon did the same thing and I did this earlier so I'm not going to do it again because you're probably satisfied with it only being written once. "WARGREYMON!!"
"I HAVE TO DIGIVOLVE TOO!!" yelled Veemon.
"Who will say Digi Armor Energize for us?!" said Hawkmon.
"YEAH!!" said Gatomon.
"You could always just NORMAL Digivolve!" said Veemon.
"OH RIGHT!!" said Gatomon. "But I would rather be Nefertimon rather than Angewomon!"
"Would we be able to just say it ourselves?" asked Hawkmon. All of the stupid people agreed.
Meanwhile, Wargreymon was being beaten the crap out of by Unimon. "HORN BLASTER!" said Unimon.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" said Wargreymon as he was thrown off into the other direction.
Meanwhile, all of the stupid people had Armor Digivolved. And because Patamon was such a knave, he Digivolved into Angemon because he didn't know what his move was as Pegasusmon. (Actually, he probably does but we don't and we don't feel like looking for it.)
Nobody noticed that Armadillomon had walked away a LONG time ago.
He probably wanted to get away from all the stupidity.
Either that, or he's got some EVIL plan in mind…
ANYWAY!! Halsemon, Flamedramon, Angemon and Nefertimon were all attacking Unimon. WarGreymon had de-digivolved into Koromon.
The reason that they were losing so miserably is because not only were they newly digivolved Digimon but the Dark Side had magnified Unimon's strength times a bazillion.
MEANWHILE!!!
"I'm gonna go and get a cup of coffee." Said Leomon. "Does anyone want one?"
"Sure, I'll have one." Said Iori.
"Anyone else?" said Leomon.
"Me!" said Hikari stupidly only it was in Nefertimon's voice.
"AND ME!!" yelled Takeru like the knave he/it is. (Keep in mind that that is ANGEMON and ANGEMON = PATAMON!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
"Okay." Said Leomon as he left the room.
"Good job, guys!" said Yamato. "Now we can figure out a way to escape while he's not standing here!"
"No, I really DID want a cup of coffee." Said Iori.
"US TOO!" yelled Hikari and Takeru.
"Am I the only one who noticed that they're voices are different?" Koushiro asked.
"Come to think of it…" said Taichi only it actually was KOROMON!!
"You're right!" said Daisuke only it sounded like Flamedramon who also sounded like Angemon who was inside of Takeru so they both had the same voices pretty much.
"Oh no!" said Sora. "That means they've been attacked by some evil Digimon!"
Suddenly, Leomon came back in with four cups of coffee. He handed them to the people who wanted them and than sat down.
"You shouldn't drink that, it might stunt his growth." Said Sora stupidly.
"Iori's already short!" said Iori drinking his coffee. "I'm sure he won't mind."
"Oh darn! I forgot the donuts!" said Leomon as he got up and left.
"Now's our chance to escape!" said Yamato.
"Okay." Said Taichi as he opened the cage door and walked out.
"HURRY Agumon!! Get the keys!" yelled Takeru stupidly. Everyone else exited the cage and after a while, Takeru finally figured it out and followed them and they all left Leomon's castle only to have Leomon to return two seconds later with the donuts.
"Oh well, more for me!" said Leomon as he ate a donut.
MEANWHILE!!
"I think that they need our help." Said Biyomon as she watched the Armor Digimon (Minus Armadillomon.) and Angemon get beat up by Unimon. Then she watched as they all turned into their in-trainings and fell to the ground. "Yeah, they need our help."
"I say that someone who can fly, digivolve into a bigger version and we all ride that person out of here!" suggested Gabumon.
"NO!! We MUST fight!!" said Koromon.
"But we're losing!" argued Gabumon. "Okay, who's going to do it? It can't be me so someone decide who it's going to be and let's get out of here!" No one did anything. "I'm not talking to myself so unless you all want to die, I suggest that SOMEONE digivolves and we get out of here!" Still nothing. "Okay, if it's so hard, I'll PICK someone! Koushiro, go for it!"
"Um…well…I can't."
"Geez… fine, Sora, do it before Unimon finally realizes we're here!" Unimon obviously hadn't because he was just standing there like a knave.
MEANWHILE!!
"I wish we knew where they were in the SLIGHTEST bit." Said Mimi as the imposter kids searched for the imposter Digimon. Suddenly, Armadillomon walked up.
"Iori, is that you?" asked Iori.
"Yeah it's me…" said Armadillomon. "Now GIVE ME MY BODY BACK!!"
"I would if I could but Leomon's not giving me the cure anytime soon." Said Iori.
"Why aren't you with the rest of the kids?" asked Yamato.
"Um…no reason…" said Armadillomon as a mysterious shadow covered half of his face and he nearly surpassed a diabolical laugh.
"Iori, you're kinda freaking me out…" started Koushiro.
Before Koushiro could finish what he was saying, Armadillomon pounced on him. Koushiro was not able to defend himself with his move (you know, SUPER SHOCKER!!) because, obviously, he was Koushiro and not Tentomon. Armadillomon was JUST about to use his move on Koushiro when he stopped suddenly.
"Wait a second…" he said. "You're not Koushiro. You're only Koushiro's body. You're TENTOMON!! And Koushiro is in TENTOMON'S body so that means I had the chance to kill him this whole time and…" he paused. "A slight setback." He turned to Koushiro. "Well, I WOULD be sorry if I cared but I don't so I'm not." Then he ran off into the forest.
There was a short pause. "Did I miss something?" said Yamato.
"I didn't think that Iori hated Koushiro that much." Said Koushiro, standing back up.
"Did he do something to make him REALLY mad?" asked Daisuke. Everyone shrugged and continued walking.
"We should have asked Iori to take us to the others!" said Miyako.
"OH WELL!!" said Hikari stupidly. They were just about to follow Iori when Leomon came out of nowhere and stole them again. TOO BAD!!
MEANWHILE!!
They had finally gotten Biyomon to Digivolve into Birdramon and they all climbed up on her and flew away before Unimon even realized that they were still alive. As far as he was concerned, he had killed them. OH WELL!!
After flying for about a mile, Birdramon got tired and de-digivolved into Yokomon in mid-air.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" everyone yelled. Then they took a deep breath. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" they continued. Then they all noticed how far away the ground was so they decided to spend their last minutes alive just conversing with each other.
"You know, dying's gonna suck." Said Koromon plainly. Everyone nodded in agreement.
"I vote that we use my same idea to save us this time!" said Gabumon.
"Whatever do you mean?!" said Nyaromon stupidly. (Someone else who also ALWAYS says things stupidly.)
"You know, someone who can fly, digivolve so that we don't die."
"Yeah but after Digivolving, Sora and Koushiro are the only ones big enough to carry everyone and Sora is Yokomon and Koushiro couldn't fly if his life depended on it." Said Patamon.
Suddenly, the screen went blank. There was a short pause with happy music. Then, it came back on. YAY!! All of the imposter Digimon were standing or sitting or whatevering there.
"Wow, I didn't think we'd EVER get out of that mess!" said Nyaromon stupidly.
"It's a good thing we did!" said Koromon.
"I don't think we'll EVER have that much action or excitement EVER again!" said Poromon.
"And we all have Iori to thank!" said Palmon as they all looked at Armadillomon.
"Yeah!" said Yokomon. "I don't what we would have done without you!"
"Probably die." Said Armadillomon. He paused. "How come you're all in-training form?"
"We're not, they just digivolved to try an beat Unimon." Said Palmon.
"Good thing I'm not Tsunomon!" said Gabumon as if he WANTED to be Tsunomon and was trying to use reverse psychology on the Digivolving gods to try to get them to turn him into Tsunomon. Well, if that's what he was trying to accomplish, it worked because he turned into Tsunomon. "WHY?!"
Suddenly, Elecmon came out of nowhere. He looked different from the last time them saw him. He had a Mohawk and a nose ring like how bulls have them and about a bazillion tattoos all over his body.
"ROAR!" he said stupidly. (Because most of the time, if you're a bad Digimon, you can't talk.) Now everyone figured that they didn't have to digivolve to beat Elecmon because if Elecmon is wimpy enough to be beaten by PATAMON then ANYONE could beat him.
"WE MUST KILL ELECMON!!" yelled Koromon as he shot one of his retarded little bubble-blows at Elecmon. Everyone wondered how Taichi had managed to master everything about being a Digimon so easily. The stupid little bubbles bounced off of Elecmon and he looked HALF unfazed. Demiveemon, Poromon, Tokomon, Yokomon and Nyaromon joined in at "spooing" Elecmon with little pink bubbles. Tsunomon refused. And well Tentomon and Palmon couldn't at their current stage. Not only that, but NEITHER of them knew how to do their moves so they were completely useless. (I guess shooting your fingernails out and flying don't come naturally to them.)
Actually, I don't think either of them can do their moves at ANY stage!! I mean, as Togemon, Mimi can't shoot out the needles and as Lillymon she can't fly which she needs to be able to do and well, Koushiro has to fly for everything so that kinda rules him out. I guess Takeru wouldn't be able to anything either but he can at the moment and he's a fag so we don't need to bring him into the spotlight for longer than we need to. ANYWAY!!
Armadillomon (oh yeah!) wasn't doing much either. Just kinda sitting underneath a tree doing what looked like rubbing his hands (paws, claws, whatever) together.
"It's no use!" said Poromon. "We'll NEVER defeat Elecmon!"
"Don't give up hope!" said Nyaromon stupidly. "You have to believe in yourself and we can do ANYTHING!!"
Everyone REALLY wanted to slap her but none of them didn't really have any appendages that would be able to accomplish that. So Nyaromon remained UNslapped. (~*Sniff*~)
ANYWAY!!
Elecmon got annoyed with getting hit with zillions of little pink bubbles and left. (I know, I know, it was kinda pointless but WHO CARES?!)
"YAY!! WE DEFEATED ELECMON!!" yelled all the In-training peoples minus Tsunomon. There was a short pause.
"Now what?" asked Poromon.
"I have an idea!" said Nyaromon stupidly. "How about Koushiro, Mimi and Iori turn into their in-trainings so that we can ALL be in-trainings!!
"WHY WOULD WE WANT TO DO THAT?!" screamed Armadillomon.
"Because it would be FUN!!"
Armadillomon decided to let her live…for now. Maybe if he ignored her, she'd shut-up.
Suddenly, PABUMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone as they attempted to run away but some strange force held them back.
"BWA HA HA HA HA!! It is USELESS to try and escape! I have been studying dark magic and I know how to control you!!" He paused for a second. "Hey! Where are the kids?"
"What kids?" said Yokomon trying to get Pabumon to go away.
"Don't play dumb with me! I KNOW ALL!!"
"Then how come you don't know where the kids are?" asked Koromon stupidly.
"NEVER YOU MIND!!" yelled Pabumon.
"Have you noticed yet how all of the once good Digimon are now bad and the bad ones are good?" Tentomon whispered to Tsunomon. Tsunomon WOULD have nodded but since he was only a head, he just kinda sat there.
"You shall now taste my wrath!!" yelled Pabumon.
"Does your wrath taste anything like Leomon's?" asked Demiveemon.
"SHUT-UP!!" yelled Pabumon as Demiveemon disappeared. Tentomon disappeared too.
"OH DEAR GOD!!" yelled all the remaining stupid people. Yokomon and Tokomon disappeared suddenly too. "AHHHHHHH!!" Next was Koromon and Armadillomon.
"What's happening to everyone?!" Palmon yelled in a panic. She disappeared too. And so did Nyaromon. Pretty soon, it was only Tsunomon and Poromon waiting for themselves to disappear but instead, Pabumon just laughed diabolically and disappeared himself.
"Great!" Tsunomon yelled sarcastically. "I hate being a Digimon."
"Really?" said Poromon as she flew into the air. "I love it! I can fly around and around without a care in the world!"
"Well, I get to stand around on my face a lot." Said Tsunomon. "That's why I love it."
"Oh, I don't like that part." Said Poromon. Tsunomon groaned.
MEANWHILE!!
Okay, in the transportation disappearing process, everyone who wasn't already an In-Training turned into one. It was just too much for them to handle so that happened. (The In-Trainings are also much cuter with the exception of maybe Nyaromon, Tokomon and Yokomon who are NEVER cute.)
Okay, Koromon was bouncing up and down in circles around Upamon who was just standing there.
"WEEEE!!" yelled Koromon.
"Stop it." Said Upamon.
"WEEEE!!"
"Stop it!!"
"WEEEE!!"
"STOP IT!!"
"WEEEE!!"
"STOP!!" yelled Upamon as he grabbed Koromon's stupid ears in his mouth, which by the way, he REALLY didn't like and stared at him straight in the eye. "When you are with me, you will NOT act like a retard…OKAY?!"
"AYE-AYE!!" said Koromon stupidly.
MEANWHILE!!
"Koushiro, you're smart, I need to ask you an important question." Said Demiveemon as the two of them walked down a little path.
"What?" asked Motimon rolling his eyes.
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Motimon groaned and stopped.
"I couldn't care less."
MEANWHILE!!
Yokomon and Tokomon looked at each other. (As humans, we don't mind them but as Digimon…that's a different story.)
"HUT-YUCK!!" they both said stupidly and uncutely.
MEANWHILE!!
"Wait up Tanemon!" said Nyaromon stupidly as Tanemon walked ahead of her. Tanemon sped up a little. Nyaromon was just as bad off as Tsunomon except instead of a fin, she had a stupid tail. Also, she enjoyed being a Digimon AND she's really HIKARI inside of GATOMON'S in-training form so we don't care about her. I wish she would just DIE!! (Isn't it convenient that's it an even number? Good thing there isn't another person!!)
MEANWHILE!!
"Flying, flying, over Tsunomon's head," Poromon sang to the 'Sailing Song' while flying over Tsunomon and taunting him. Tsunomon tried to ignore her usual stupidity. "He can't hurt me when because, he has a lack of arms! When he gets arms, I guess I am in trouble! Though I'll just run real fast or hope that he forgets!"
"Believe me, I will NOT forget this." Tsunomon threatened. "And how many times do I have to tell you to call me YAMATO?!"
"I don't know…" Poromon answered, landing in front of Tsunomon. "I can't count higher than three!"
Tsunomon clenched his teeth.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Oh, I'm LOOKING in my Barney Bag…" Koromon started but Upamon's eyes turned red. "WHAT?! I want to see what I can make today! YEAH!! SEE WHAT WE CAN MAKE TODAY!!"
Upamon clenched his teeth.
MEANWHILE!!!
"How come two plus two is four?" Demiveemon asked Motimon. "Why are oranges orange? And how come they're round? Why is a fork called a fork? How come things explode? What's the point of names? How come a stomp my foot, it makes a noise? How come when I run into the wall, it hurts my face? How come I'm a Digimon?"
Motimon clenched his teeth.
MEANWHILE!!
"HUT-YUCK!!" yelled Yokomon and Tokomon again.
They clenched their teeth because they're stupid and they need mental help.
MEANWHILE!!
"HELP!!" Nyaromon yelled. "My tail is tangled up in this tree! HELP ME TANEMON!!"
"MY NAME IS MIMI!!" Tanemon screamed.
"Fine, HELP ME MIMI!!" Nyaromon yelled stupidly. Tanemon walked over and untangled Nyaromon's stuuupid tail. "Thanks, Tanemon!!"
Tanemon clenched her teeth. She walked around the corner to see Poromon hovering over Tsunomon as he just sat or stood or whatevered there looking annoyed. His eyes were turning red.
"YAMATO AND MIYAKO!!" Mimi yelled. Tsunomon turned around and his eyes turned back to normal.
"Oh, finally!" Tsunomon said. "I was wondering how long I was going to have to wait for intelligent life…" Before he could finish, Nyaromon walked around the corner. Tsunomon sighed an exasperated sigh.
Tanemon looked behind her at Nyaromon. "What?!" Tanemon yelled. "Aren't I intelligent life?!"
Tsunomon sighed again. Suddenly, Koromon came flying through the air and landed right on Poromon, making her fall out of her spot from hovering above Tsunomon. She landed on Tsunomon and she hurt herself on the fin. She was sent up in the air while screaming stupidly.
"Look, it's Poromon!" said Demiveemon, stopping his questions. He pointed up in the sky.
Motimon's eyes lit up. He hadn't heard a non-question in a long time! He looked up in the air to see Poromon screaming like a knave. She landed someplace else.
"Let's go where she came from before she flew up in the air." Said Motimon. They both started running over to where Tsunomon, Tanemon and Nyaromon were.
Meanwhile, Upamon was just hopping along, minding his own business when all of a sudden, Poromon came out of nowhere and landed on his head, knocking him unconscious. (Wow, for once, IORI'S the one who's unconscious as opposed to him making someone else be unconscious! That's actually kind of weird.)
Poromon looked around. "Um…" she said, trying to wake Upamon up. "Wake uuuuuuuuuuuuuuup…" she whispered. Suddenly, Yokomon and Tokomon came around the corner looking uncute and stupid. Poromon quickly stood in front of Upamon.
"Hi Miyako!" said Yokomon uncutely.
"Um…HI Sora!" said Poromon.
"What are you doing?" Tokomon asked stupidly.
"Um…NOTHING!!" Poromon answered.
"What's behind you?" Yokomon asked knavishly.
"Behind me?" Poromon said as if she didn't know what Yokomon was talking about. "Oh, there's NOTHING behind ME!"
"Are you sure?" said Tokomon unprodigiously.
"Um…no." Poromon answered. Then she sighed and stepped aside. Yokomon and Tokomon gasped like fags.
"GASP!!" they gasped like fags.
MEANWHILE!!!
Motimon finally reached where Koromon, Nyaromon, Tanemon and Tsunomon were. As soon as he saw them, he ran up as fast as he could.
"FINALLY I'VE FOUND YOU GUYS!!" he yelled. "For almost an hour I had to explain why there is nothing in holes! Why a road can run both ways and why grass is green! IT'S TORTURE I TELL YOU!! I finally cracked! I dug a hole, grabbed Daisuke and buried him! Then I put a REALLY big rock on the place where the hole was! And then I yelled at him 'IT'S NO LONGER A HOLE BECAUSE SOMETHING IS IN IT!!' Then I ran away laughing diabolically! I'M SORRY!!"
Tsunomon looked annoyed. "Now we have to find him…" he mumbled. He then looked behind him to see Demiveemon strutting back and forth. Motimon hadn't noticed yet. "Um…Koushiro?" he said. "Does your family have a history of heart problems?"
"Uh…no. Why?"
"Well…then I guess it wouldn't be hazardous to your health if you looked behind you."
Motimon knew what was coming. He got one of those stupid little drops as he watched Demiveemon strut back and forth being a knave. (Even though Demiveemon is cute but Daisuke in Demiveemon's body is very stupid so we have to say he's a knave.)
"Daisuke," Motimon said. "HOW did you get free?!"
"Um…remember when I asked how ants tunnel through stuff?" Demiveemon said. Motimon slapped his forehead.
"You've got little…" Motimon started. He was at a loss for words. "Little thingys for arms!! HOW DID YOU TUNNEL OUT OF THAT HOLE?!"
"It wasn't a hole because there was something in it!" said Demiveemon stupidly. Motimon got a retarded little vein.
MEANWHILE!!!
"All right," said Tokomon, stepping back. "I bet you a bazillion dollars that I can get him ALLLLLLLLLLLL the way to that tree over there!"
"NO WAY!!" screeched Poromon. "The rock MAYBE but NEVER the TREE!!" They were playing a game of how far you can get Upamon to go. "Dream on!"
Before they could do anything, Yokomon walked over uncutely. "Do you guys really think that you should be doing this?" Yokomon asked. "When he wakes up, he is NOT going to be happy."
"So what are we going to do for fun?" whined Tokomon uncutely.
"We could try searching for the others…" Yokomon started.
"THAT'S BORING!!" shrieked Poromon stupidly.
"Well what do YOU suggest?" Yokomon asked, annoyed. Poromon thought for a couple minutes. She wasn't really thinking about what they could do but about how much wood a woodchuck could ACTUALLY chuck if a woodchuck could even CHUCK wood. "WELL?!" Yokomon yelled after a moment's pause.
"We can't really figure out how much wood a woodchuck could chuck until we know for sure that woodchucks can actually chuck wood!" Poromon answered stupidly. Yokomon slapped her forehead.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Okay, we still have to find Sora, Iori, Miyako and Takeru." Said Tsunomon.
"You know what?" Demiveemon said suddenly. "I've been trying to Digivolve this whole time and for some reason, I can't."
"Try again." Said Koromon.
"Okay!" said Demiveemon. "DEMIVEEMON ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TO…VEEMON!!" He remained Demiveemon. "See what I mean?!"
Everyone who could, slapped their foreheads. Everyone who COULDN'T, just imagined that they were.
"You're supposed to just say 'Digivolve to'." Said Motimon.
"Oh right!" said Demiveemon stupidly. (Even though Demiveemon is really cute! I hate saying that Demiveemon is saying something stupidly because he is so cute!!) "DEMIVEEMON DIGIVOLVE TO…VEEMON!!" He still didn't Digivolve!!
MEANWHILE IN LEOMON'S LAIR!!
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "My evil spell shall not allow them to Digivolve!!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
MEANWHILE!!!
Upamon had regained consciousness and killed Yokomon, Tokomon and Poromon. Actually, he didn't. Though we wish he did!! And Upamon wished he did too. He only harmed them so that now THEY were unconscious. HAW HAW HAW!! So he just started walking, bouncing, hopping, tripping, jumping WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL IT along. In about two seconds, he met up with everyone else. YAY!!
"Oh, hi Iori." Said everyone.
"I thought you were with everyone else!" said Nyaromon. "Or did you land ALLLLLLLLLLL by yourself?" Upamon killed Nyaromon too!! Actually, he didn't. He just harmed her. BOO-HOO!!
"Okay, we have to find Sora, Takeru and Miyako and THEN Leomon so we can get our 'Digimon' back and then we can all turn back to normal!!" said Motimon.
"Do we HAVE to find Sora, Takeru and Miyako?" Tanemon whined. "I don't feel like it." TOO BAD!! YOU MUST!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Actually, I don't feel like having them find them so I'll just have Tokomon, Yokomon and Poromon walk around the corner.
MEANWHILE AT LEOMON'S LAIR!!!
"WE HAVE TO FIGURE OUT A WAY TO ESCAPE!!" Hikari screeched stupidly. Since we don't know what Nyaromon's voice sounds like, we'll just say it sounds like Door's!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!
Everyone blocked their ears because the sound of Door's voice is ear-piercing!!
"I have an idea!" said Sora. (I can picture her with Yokomon's voice.) "WHISPER WHISPER WHISPER!!" Now, since Yokomon's voice is so annoying and high pitched and retarded she's screeching this in everyone's ear and that is also ear-piercing.
"So what's your plan?" asked Yamato in Tsunomon's prodigious little voice. (Which, might I add, doesn't look right at all.)
"I just told you it!" said Sora stupidly. Everyone knew of Yokomon's stupidity so they just all pretended to understand. (Stuuupid Sora. Or Yokomon. Or whoever she is!!)
"But I have a better plan." Said Jyou. (Gomamon's voice is KIND of like Jyou's Japanese voice so I guess I can picture it.) He started telling the plan. (I don't feel like thinking it up.) They all nodded and escaped easily using Jyou's plan. YAY!!
"Now we have to find the Selected Kids!" said Koushiro. (You know how SILLY that would look in Motimon's prodigious little voice?! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!)
"And the New Digidestined!" Daisuke put in. (That's not too bad.)
"And Hikari!" said Hikari stupidly. (NOT DOOR!! AHHHHHHHHHH!!)
"AND WHOEVER I AM!!" Jyou said.
"YAY!!" said everyone.
"Where should we start looking?" Miyako wondered in a voice that sounded similar to Motimon's but not as prodigious because you could barely understand it. (REALLY STRANGE!! CHUCKLE!!)
"Should we split up?" Iori suggested. (That didn't look too weird.)
"Nah." Said Tanemon. (I can picture that.)
MEANWHILE!!!
"Here we are at Leomon's lair." Said Yokomon uncutely. "Let's go get our Digimon!"
The all bounced or hopped and stuff up to the door that had a giant knocker on it. "How are we going to reach that GIANT knocker WAY up there?" said Nyaromon stupidly and uncutely. (Oh, by the way, she regained consciousness.)
Everyone pondered that for a minute before Poromon started laughing knavishly. "I can FLY!!" she said stupidly. (I don't like saying that because Poromon is kind of cute.) "I'll just FLY up there and…"
"What are you planning to do once you get up there?!" yelled Upamon.
Poromon ignored Upamon and started wondering how much wood a woodchuck could chuck.
"Why are we knocking anyway?" asked Tsunomon, annoyed. "Let's just push the door open!" Everyone shrugged and decided that might be a smarter idea than knocking on the door. So they all just opened it with no trouble and walked in. As soon as they did, they saw Leomon sitting on a giant throne with a shadow covering from about his waist up. He was breathing deeply. Little chains came out of nowhere and wrapped around some kind of little appendage of the Imposter Digimon.
"Ah, so you've come at last…" he said as he started drumming his fingers together. Then he started petting a bag that seemed to have a heartbeat. Then he stood up and came into view. "BEHOLD THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!" Then he opened the bag and a big black shadow came out and attacked all of the imposter Digimon. All of the stupid people started screaming like Sora. Before the shadow got to them, though, Leomon withdrew it. "I forgot," he said, clearing his throat. "Guards, remove the small one! She is too SMALL for my chariot! And you should know that Scorpan! Scorpan? WHAT?! SCORPAN!! SCOOOOOOOOOORRRRRPAN!!!"
"I haven't left, Master!" said Scorpan.
"Oh, okay." Said Leomon. "Well, remove the small one anyway!"
"Yes, Mas-turrrr." Said Scorpan. He turned around to see all of the Imposter Digimon just kind of looking a little confused. Then he turned back to Leomon. "Master, they're all small."
"Well…REMOVE THEM!!" said Leomon, pointing to Tsunomon, Motimon and Nyaromon.
"Yes, Mas-turrrr." Said Scorpan like a knave. Then he took Tsunomon, Motimon and Nyaromon by their chains and took them into the hallway.
Then Leomon stood up again. "BEHOLD THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!" he bellowed while holding out the bag and the shadow came out again and engulfed them while they screamed like Sora. When the shadow cleared, there stood seven really big monsters. "SCORPAN!!" Leomon yelled. "I told you that I wanted FOUR thingys for my chariot! Not two, not three, not five, not six, not seven, not eight and not ten! Um…not nine either!! And…not one too. FOUR!!"
"What's happened to my friends?!" said Nyaromon stupidly that didn't look cute at all. Leomon looked at her with a face of disgust.
"Behold the power of darkness." He said and then he turned her into a thingy too.
Scorpan took Tsunomon and Motimon into the other room and put them in a cell. Then he looked at them for a second. "We're getting out of here, RIGHT NOW!!" he yelled while ripping the cell door off.
"Okay, Scorpan!" said Motimon and Tsunomon at the same time. They were kind of freaked out by the whole thing anyway. Then again, WHO WOULDN'T BE?! I WOULD!!
Then Scorpan flew out the window and dropped them on the balcony thing. He fell to the ground as if he was injured and started crawling around. "GET BACK INSIDE!!" he yelled at them.
Tsunomon and Motimon just kind of stared at him when, all of a sudden, Leomon came crashing through the wall on a chariot with the eight monsters he had made. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. Only he sounded a little more evil than usual because his voice was all deep and echoy. Scorpan swooped down and grabbed Motimon and Tsunomon and he was flying around in circles underneath Leomon who was flying around in circles as well. Leomon took out a machine gun and shot Scorpan down. He fell down and landed on a haystack. Motimon and Tsunomon, however, were tossed off the side of the castle and landed someplace far, far away.
Motimon and Tsunomon landed on the heads of Yamato and Koushiro. None of them were harmed though. Isn't that fortunate?!
"Um…hi." Said Tsunomon.
"Where are the others?" Daisuke asked.
"In that castle." Motimon answered, pointing to the castle.
"Let's go get them!" said Sora.
"Um…no." said Tsunomon and Motimon almost at the same time. Then a little bunny rabbit came out of nowhere, pulled a locket shaped like a heart out of his pants and handed it to Hikari. Then the bunny exploded.
"Oh look!" said Hikari, holding up the locket. "It's so pretty. I think I will wear it!" She then put it around her neck along with about twelve other things. "I feel confident now that we can defeat Leomon and his evil power of darkness!"
"How did you know that Leomon was being stupider than usual?" asked Motimon.
"I don't know." Said Hikari. "I can just feel it!"
"OKAY THEN LET'S GO!!" said Jyou. They all went to the castle but it had a moat that they couldn't cross.
"DARN!!" said Mimi.
"I KNOW!!" said Takeru as he picked up a rock and tossed it into the water.
"WHERE ARE THEY?!" Miyako yelled.
"They said they'd help!" said Iori.
"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT?!" yelled Tsunomon.
"Oh, before you guys came," started Yamato. "We came across these Yokomons and we spent the night at their little village. In return, they gave us this rock and they said quote, unquote, 'If you need us again, JUST CALL!! SHOO-BEE-DOO-SHOOP-SHOOP-BEE-DOO!!' And then they all disappeared!"
"Um…that's more than I wanted to know." Said Tsunomon, rolling his eyes.
"So ANYWAY…" said Takeru. "They're NOT here!"
"NEVER trust the Yokomons!" said Koushiro. Everyone shrugged and just walked across the bridge that they hadn't noticed before.
"THIS PLACE IS LIKE A MAZE!!" Jyou said.
"How are we ever going to find…" started Sora.
"That Rainbow of Darkness?" Taichi finished for some strange, stupid reason.
So they just continued to walk around until they found the balcony. Scorpan was still writhing in pain on the haystack and Leomon was still flying around in circles above them.
"All…is lost…" muttered Scorpan.
"NO IT ISN'T!!" said Takeru stupidly. "I'm going for the Double-Inside-Out-Loop again!"
"But Tokomon, you can't fly." Taichi pointed out.
"Oh yeah."
"We have a power of our own, Leomon!" said Hikari, running forward and ripping the locket from around her neck. "OW!!" she said as she started rubbing her neck. She soon got over it and opened the locket. "TAKE THIS!!" Then a rainbow came out of the locket and just floated there being cute.
"It's not doing anything!" complained Sora.
"You were actually EXPECTING it to do something?!" Tsunomon asked. "I mean, the rabbit pulled it out of it's pants!! I'm surprised that something came out of it AT ALL!"
Leomon started laughing like Myotismon. "BEHOLD THE POWER OF DARKNESS!!" he said as the shadow came down and ate the rainbow. "THE GAME IS OVER!! THE POWER…IS…MINE!!" Then the shadow spat out the little rainbow and flew back into the bag.
"All…is lost…" Scorpan repeated but no one listened to him because he is a fag.
"WHAT?!" yelled Leomon. Then the rainbow swirled around and returned everyone to their regular bodies except for the monsters. (So, the only humans were Yamato and Koushiro just in case you didn't know and all the other ones are evil monsters.) All of the in-training people digivolved into rookies except Gatomon because she's stupid and she needs to be a champion.
"NOW I can do the Double-Inside-Out-Loop!" said Patamon stupidly. "GET ON MY BACK!!" he yelled at one of them. No one showed any sign of paying attention to him. "Okay, FINE! I'll just do it by myself!" He flew up stupidly and flew around Leomon's chariot and swatted the bag out of his hand.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Leomon.
Tentomon flew up and grabbed the bag. "PASS IT HERE!" yelled Gatomon.
"No, you'll probably lose it!" Tentomon yelled. "I'm taking this where Leomon can't get it!" Then he turned around but crashed into one of the monster thingys.
"All…is lost…" said Scorpan again but Tentomon landed on Scorpan, killing him.
"Oops!" said Tentomon. "Oh well! At least Scorpan AND this haystack cushioned my fall!!"
Leomon had taken the bag again. "THE GAME IS OVER!! THE POWER…IS…MINE!!" he repeated.
"We have a power of our own, Leomon!!" Gatomon repeated again as she ripped the necklace off AGAIN and opened the locket. This time, the rainbow worked and swallowed up the shadow.
"WHAT?!" yelled Leomon. "No…NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" then the chariot exploded and all of the kids who were the monsters floated down to the ground. Taichi had a little soap bubble on his nose. He tried to wipe it off but it just stayed there.
"YAY!!" yelled everyone.