Adventures With All The Digidestined!!!

by Link and Luigi

All of the Digidestined must work together to make it through Leomon and Weird Guy's spells!!!! *Strong bashing*

4. Halloween

Adventures with the New Digidestined 4!!

A Halloween Adventure!!

One day, Zora the Monster was walking down the street. (I wonder what got Sora mad THIS time?) (This one is in the real world so they have no Digimon for Leomon to capture. POOR LEOMON!! He's out of work.) She is holding one of those retarded plastic pumpkin carrying thingys that people carry around on Halloween. That's right!! It's Halloween for the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Jyou!!

So anyway, Zora continued to walk along all by herself being a knave and stupid and knavish. Wait a second, Zora the Monster doesn't look right! Her eyes aren't red and she doesn't have any of those retarded veins!! THAT'S NOT ZORA THE MONSTER!! THAT'S AN IMPOSTER!!

Zora turned around and looked down the hill. "Oh big brother!!" said Zora in a strangely familiar stupid voice. "Hurry up!"

"It's not MY fault!" answered Taichi from over the hill. "Daisuke's going to slow!" So if Zora is calling for her brother who is Taichi, that means that Hikari is dressed up as Zora the Monster!!

"But YOU'RE the one going to fast!" Daisuke yelled at Taichi. Then they walked over the hill in what looked like two circles hooked together.

"You guys are so creative dressing up as goggles." Said Hikari stupidly.

"And your Zora the Monster costume is great!" said Taichi.

AHHHHHHH!! SOMEONE INTELLEGENT PLEASE!!

Suddenly, Leomon walked over the hill. Um…no…that's definitely NOT Leomon. That's someone with tan clothes on and a black nose with whiskers. I just didn't get a very good look.

"AHHHHHHH!! IT'S LEOMON!!" yelled Daisuke, Taichi and Hikari. They all ran away but Taichi and Daisuke fell over when they're steps were off.

"No, guys, I'm not Leomon!!" said the person in tan clothes. "It's me, MIYAKO!!"

"OH!!" said the other stupid people.

So then the stupid people were walking around like knaves. They all had little plastic pumpkin thingys.

GASP!! THE DIGIMON KAISER HAS JUST RAN OVER THE HILL!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled all of the stupid people.

"BWA HA HA HA HA!!" laughed the Digimon Kaiser as he literally whipped all of the stupid people and not just pretended to.

"OW!!" they all said as they started crying.

"Oh geez, stop crying." Said the Digimon Kaiser. "I didn't mean for it to hurt that much."

"You're lucky that we don't have our Digimon, Kaiser!" yelled Miyako.

"I'm not the Kaiser." Said The Digimon Kaiser. Then he took off the little glasses things. "It's just me, Koushiro! I'm dressed up as the second smartest person in the world!"

"OH!!" said the stupid people.

"How'd you get your hair all blue?" asked Hikari.

"Hair dye." Koushiro answered. No more conversation followed because Koushiro didn't like being around fags. (Miyako, Hikari, Taichi and Daisuke) The only thing that would be worse for poor Koushiro would be if Takeru was here and just as we said that, Yamato came over the hill. YAY!! It's not Takeru!!

"Hi!" said Yamato but that didn't really sound like Yamato and GASP!!! THAT'S NOT YAMATO!! THAT'S TAKERU!! "I'm Yamato for Halloween!"

"You didn't do a very good job on the costume." Said Koushiro. "All you did was take his school uniform, take off your hat and take his guitar."

"AHHHHHHH!! THE DIGIMON KAISER AND LEOMON!!!!" yelled Takeru. "THEY FOLLOWED US HERE!!"

"It's just me, MIYAKO!!" said Miyako.

"I'm NOT The Digimon Kaiser." Said Koushiro, annoyed. "I didn't think that my costume was THAT good."

Suddenly, the REAL Yamato came over the hill. "Hi Koushiro." He said, waving to Koushiro and then he turned and looked at Takeru. "YOU FAG!!" he yelled at him. "You…you knave!! What the hell is up with that?!"

"But, Yamato!" said Takeru. "You're my mentor!"

"So THAT'S where my guitar went!" Yamato yelled, tearing his guitar out of Takeru's hand.

"Yamato, what are you supposed to be for Halloween?" asked Daisuke.

"I WASN'T going Trick-or-Treating," answered Yamato. "I was just walking home from the Halloween concert which I was SUPPOSED to be in but I had to cancel because SOMEONE took my guitar!" He glared evilly at Takeru.

"I'm just in it for the candy." Said Koushiro with a shrug.

"I usually just take Takeru's candy." Said Yamato. "Well, I might as well just go Treat-or-Treating tonight and get double candy since, after all, I have nothing better to do."

Then, Koushiro and Yamato both looked over at Miyako. "What are you supposed to be?" Yamato asked.

"Yeah, I was wondering that too." Said Koushiro.

"I'm LEOMON!!" said Miyako standing up straight but she just looked like SUCH a fag like ALWAYS!!

"And what about you two?" Yamato asked, pointing to Taichi and Daisuke.

"We're a joint pair of goggles!!" answered Taichi and Daisuke as if they rehearsed.

Suddenly, The door to the house they were standing in front of opened. Iori walked out. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE?!" he yelled at them.

"CALM DOWN!!" yelled Taichi. "We're just Trick-or-Treating!"

"Why don't you come with us?" said Daisuke stupidly.

"You should get a costume." Said Hikari.

Iori decided that he'd rather get candy than give candy to other little kids that came to his house. So he walked into his house and came back out a minute later with little smudge marks under his eyes.

"So what's you're costume?" asked Miyako.

"I'm a football player." He answered plainly.

"WHATEVER!!" said Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz and a fashion model as they came over the ominous hill.

"Mimi?" said Miyako. "Is that you my wonderful hero? You look so beautiful!"

"Yes, I know." Said the fashion model that was Mimi. "But you don't. Your costume is so horribly made. What are you supposed to be anyway? I can't tell."

"I'm LEOMON!!" said Miyako for the zillionth time.

"Well, let's go!" said Hikari.

"Wait, isn't anyone going to ask me about my costume?" said Dorothy who was Sora as she put her hands on her hips.

"There's nothing really to ask about." Said Yamato. "You actually did a half decent job on your costume." Then he turned to Takeru. "But, I believe that Takeru has won for the best choice of costume. Taichi and Daisuke …Koushiro wins for the best job putting together his costume, Miyako wins for the worst job of putting together her costume…well…I think that Iori wins that one…maybe Miyako and Iori tie…after all, Iori's was last minute but…Miyako…well…I still don't see Leomon…I can't decide. Anyway, Hikari wins for the most…original…"

"Iori, what does that purple ribbon on your car's antenna mean?" Koushiro asked. "It looks like it says 'Damm' on it. Is there a significance to it?"

"Well, you know the organization 'Madd'?" Iori asked. The others stared blankly at him. "'Mothers Against Drunk Drivers." Said Iori annoyed. The others went "OH!!" and nodded. "Well, 'Damm' stands for 'Drunks Against Madd Mothers'."

"Let's just stop this now and go Trick-or-Treating!" said Sora. They all walked up to a house and rang the doorbell.

"TRICK-OR-TREAT!!"

"OH!!" said the old lady at the door that looked like and sounded like Takeru and Yamato's grandmother and was just as stupid and constipated looking. "What wonderful costumes!! Um…what are you all supposed to be? I mean, I recognize Dorothy and the fashion model but…"

"I'm LEOMON!!" Miyako said yet again.

"And I'M Zora the Monster!" said Hikari. Sora looked at Hikari.

"You're WHAT?!" she yelled at her.

"I'm Zora the Monster!" Hikari answered. "Don't I look just like you?" Sora laughed fakely and decided to ignore Hikari's usual stupidity.

"And we're a pair of goggles!" said Taichi and Daisuke in unison as if they had rehearsed. And Daisuke and Taichi are so stupid that they would probably do that.

"I'm my big brother!" said Takeru pointing to Yamato. "But he's not being anything for Halloween."

"Oh," said the old lady. She pointed to Koushiro. "That's a new one. I've never seen anything like THAT before."

"Of course not!" said Koushiro. "There is only ONE second smartest person in the world and that's who I choose to be for Halloween! I'm the Digimon Kaiser!"

"Okay, but who is the FIRST smartest person in the world?" Said the old lady. (We'll just call her 'Grandma')

"Me of course!" said Koushiro.

"But I thought you said you were the SECOND smartest person in the world!" said Grandma.

"I'm the SECOND in my costume but the FIRST as a normal person." answered Koushiro.

"Oh, okay." Grandma said with a shrug. "What about you?" She pointed to Iori.

"I'm not anything." Answered Iori, crossing his arms.

"I thought you were a football player!" said Hikari stupidly.

"It doesn't matter!" said Iori. "Just give us candy and let us leave!"

"Iori, if you don't want to go Trick-or-Treating, why don't you just go home?" Yamato asked.

"Because I'd prefer to get candy rather than give candy." Iori answered.

"You're supposed to give out the candy?" Koushiro asked. Iori nodded. "Well, who's giving it out now?"

"Nobody I guess." Iori replied. Grandma cleared her annoying little throat and passed out the candy to everyone.

They all walked along collecting candy and crud like that when suddenly Takeru ran up to Yamato and made a stupid face. "Yamato, WHO AM I?!" Takeru yelled.

"Um…stupid?" Yamato suggested.

"No, I'm Hikari!" said Takeru, crossing his arms.

"What's the difference?!" yelled everyone including Hikari. They kept walking along for a little while when, all of a sudden, the ground fell out from underneath them and they all plunged to their doom!!

I know, I know, I say this every time but they never ACTUALLY die. Okay, they fell down and luckily they landed on a haystack except for Hikari who landed on an upright pitchfork. "YOW-ZA!!" yelled Hikari as she jumped up into the air while grabbing her butt.

"We're back in the Digiworld!" observed Koushiro, looking around. Suddenly, Leomon came out of nowhere.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "Since you all seemed to be DRESSED of something, I will make you ACT the way you are dressed!!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone but Yamato soon stopped because he realized that he wasn't dressed as anybody.

Leomon was just about to cast the spell when he gasped. "ANOTHER LEOMON!!" he said, pointing to Miyako. "I thought I was the only Leomon in the WHOLE world!"

"No, I'm not REALLY a Leomon." Said Miyako. "I'm just dressed like one." Leomon shrugged.

"WHATEVER!!" he said as he took out a little bag and sprinkled fairy dust all over everyone while hovering above them. Then he disappeared into thin air.

"WE ARE GOGGLES!!" said Daisuke and Taichi stupidly as they walked around being goggles.

"What am I DOING here?" Koushiro said, looking around. "There is no Control Spire in this area! I must BUILD one!!" Then he ran off to build a Control Spire or something like that.

"All I want to do is get back home to Kansas!" said Sora. "THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!! THERE'S NO PLACE LIKE HOME!!"

Mimi walked up to Sora. "Really, Dorothy, are you REALLY going to go out into public like this?" she said to her. "This simply won't do! MAKEOVER TIME!!"

"Oh but…can you even dye my eyes to match my gown?" asked Sora.

"Uh-huh!" said Mimi.

"JOLLY GOOD TOWN!"

"42!! 63!! 84 HUT HUT HUT!!" Iori yelled as he ran off with a coconut in his hand.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Miyako. "I shall capture all of your Digimon!!" She looked around. "Oh, I guess I already have!" Then she shwashed her cape but she didn't have one so I guess that she didn't. Then she ran off to go to "capture" some Digimon.

Hikari attempted to start flying but she just fell on her stupid face. That made her madder so she attempted to laser vision eye someone but she couldn't do that either so she just ran off and climbed up into a tree.

"Okay…" said Yamato and Takeru in unison.

Yamato turned to Takeru. "You KNAVE!!" he yelled at him.

"What, I did nothing!" said Takeru.

"Stop being stupid and act like yourself!"

"Is that a threat?!"

"Yeah, maybe it is!"

"You should learn some respect!"

"You're my little brother, I don't NEED to show respect to you!!"

"I am NOT your little brother! I HAVE no older brother!"

Yamato was just about to strangle Takeru when Iori came out of nowhere and bashed him to the side. "TOUCH DOWN!!" Iori yelled, throwing the coconut down. "AND THE CROWD GOES WILD!!"

"GET OFF ME!!" Yamato yelled grabbing Iori and tossing him aside. Iori landed and then started writhing in pain while grabbing his ankle.

"COACH!" he yelled. "I REALLY need to come out! This could effect my play!"

Suddenly, Koushiro came out from behind a tree with a bunch of dark rings in his hand. "A present for all of you!" he said. "You will all now be my slaves!" He tossed the rings at the group but they just kind of fell down. "Blast it! What's the matter with them?" His eyes then got really small. "It must be those Digivices from those blasted kids! No matter though. I'll just find a way to get rid of them, after all, I AM a genius and I can just figure out a way to dispose of them."

Wormon walked out of nowhere. "There you are, Master, I've been looking all over for you." he said.

"Get away from me you USELESS servant of mine!" said Koushiro, brushing him aside.

"You sound different, Master." Said Wormon. "And did you get shorter or something?"

Suddenly, the REAL Digimon Kaiser appeared out of nowhere. "Wormon, where did you go?!" he yelled.

"IMPOSTER!" Koushiro yelled, pointing dramatically to The Digimon Kaiser.

"WHO ARE YOU!?" yelled the Kaiser.

"I am THE DIGIMON KAISER!" answered Koushiro. "And as for you, you are no more!" He whipped his whip and then Pixiemon appeared out of nowhere wearing a dark ring.

"PIXIE BOMB!!" yelled Pixiemon and then the REAL Digimon Kaiser was thrown off the cliff.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled the Kaiser.

Koushiro walked over to where the Kaiser was standing and picked up the Dark Digivice that the Kaiser luckily dropped. "So THIS is where my Dark Digivice went!" he said. "That imposter must have taken it! No matter, a minor set back. I have it back now and that imposter is exterminated. Now, to finish building that Control Spire! Come, Wormon!"

"Yes Master!" said Wormon as he and Koushiro ran off into the forest.

"Auntie Em!" cried Sora, running around. "I'm trying to find you! Don't leave Auntie Em! Where are you? I'm FRIGHTENED Auntie Em, I'm FRIGHTENED!!"

Meanwhile, Mimi is strutting around trying to look beautiful and showing off her dress. Since no one really cared about Mimi's dress, she did it for herself.

Daisuke and Taichi were walking around telling everyone that they were goggles.

Iori walked up to Yamato all out of breath. "Coach, I forgot my mouth guard." He said as if this was the most terrible thing in the world.

"It's okay, you can still play." Said Yamato, not really caring.

"Really?" said Iori. "In that case, I have this GREAT idea for a play!" He started telling Yamato about a play for football when Yamato stopped him.

"I'm not the coach, he is." Said Yamato, pointing to Takeru. Iori looked up at Takeru and then back at Yamato.

"Are you resigning, Coach?" Iori asked.

"Yes, sadly." Yamato answered, rolling his eyes. "Takeru is your new coach." Iori nodded and went over to Takeru.

Hikari, meanwhile, was still attempting to fly and snarling and trying to make the vein on her head bigger and fatter and stupider looking. But we hate Hikari so that's why she's not doing anything more interesting.

Suddenly, all of the Digimon appeared out of nowhere.

"GABUMON!!" Takeru yelled while holding his arms out for Patamon to run into.

"YAMATO!" yelled Patamon.

Agumon and Veemon were in a goggles costume too.

"Look, Goggles!" said Taichi to Daisuke. "More goggles!"

"Wow, Goggles!" said Daisuke. "Come and join us, Goggles and Goggles!"

"Okay Goggles and Goggles!" said Veemon and Agumon at the same time and then the four of them went off to be knavish little goggles…I guess.

"TO-TO!" Sora yelled as she bent down and scooped up Biyomon.

"WOOF!" said Biyomon.

"All right," said Armadillomon, clapping his hands together. "I'll pass the ball to you and then you do a long pass to me because I'll be sprinting down there and then we'll get a touchdown!" Though, you couldn't really understand him because he had a mouth guard in his mouth.

Iori seemed to be able to understand him because he nodded. "Ready?" he yelled.

"BREAK!!" the two yelled as they clapped their hands together and went to set up for the play.

Gatomon ran over to Hikari. "Ziyomon the Monster?" Hikari said, looking down the tree.

"Zora the Monster!" said Gatomon as she attempted to fly up the tree but she failed so she just climbed up. They both sat there and started snarling at people who walked by and increasing the size of their veins.

Palmon was also wearing a dress and she and Mimi were both strutting around and clapping for each other.

"Oh, Palmon, your dress is simply DEVINE!" said Mimi. "And such soft material!"

"Oh, THANK you Mimi!" said Palmon. "But it is simply NOTHING compared to your dress! Really, WHERE did you buy it? I simply must get one for myself!"

"And I'm sure you would look simply WONDERFUL in the dress!" said Mimi. Then they started talking about dresses and crud like that.

Suddenly, Miyako ran by laughing diabolically. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

She was soon followed by Hawkmon who was ALSO laughing diabolically. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

Miyako stopped suddenly and put out her arm and Hawkmon crashed into and fell over. He then stood back up. "What is it, Leomon?" Hawkmon asked.

"SILENCE SLAVE!!" Miyako yelled. "I told you that you weren't allowed to laugh diabolically as long as me!"

"I didn't, Master!" said Hawkmon. "I said one less 'ha' than you did!"

"SILENCE!!" yelled Miyako. Then they both ran off laughing diabolically.

Suddenly, Tentomon ran out. "I can't find him!" he said. "Where is he?"

"You mean Koushiro?" Yamato asked.

"No, THE DIGIMON KAISER OF COURSE!" answered Tentomon. At the sound of his "name" Koushiro ran out of a bush followed by Wormon.

"Did somebody call me?" said Koushiro.

"MASTER!!" Tentomon yelled, running towards Koushiro.

"Wormon?" Koushiro asked, looking at Tentomon. "If YOU'RE Wormon then who is this…GASP!! ANOTHER WORMON!!"

"I am the real Wormon, Master!" said Wormon.

"You are an imposter!" said Tentomon.

Koushiro looked at Wormon. "You must be that imposter Wormon that went with that Imposter Kaiser!!" he said angrily. "No matter. I will dispose of you the way I disposed of your imposter friend! Now…which slave shall I use to destroy you…"

"Oh Master!" said Tentomon. "Allow me!"

"Very well!" said Koushiro. "Do it quickly."

"NO, Master!" yelled Wormon. "I am the REAL Wormon!" (We don't know Wormon's move so we'll just call it 'Wormon Power!')

"WORMON POWER!!" yelled Tentomon as nothing happened.

"YOU'RE USELESS!" Koushiro yelled at Tentomon.

"I'm sorry, Master!" said Tentomon.

"No matter." Said Koushiro. "I'll just have the pleasure of destroying this imposter." He then picked up Wormon and punted him off the cliff. "Come, Wormon!"

"Yes Master!" said Tentomon. Koushiro strutted arrogantly away and Tentomon hurried after him.

Gabumon walked over to Yamato. "Yamato," said Gabumon. "Do you know what is going on?"

"Um…no…not really." Yamato answered. "We were all going out for Halloween and everyone had costumes, we suddenly got transported to the Digiworld where Leomon made everyone's personality go with their costume and I guess the spell affected the Digimon to make them think that they were part of Leomon's game."

"Oh." There was a short pause. "So my guess is that you didn't have a costume?" Gabumon said. "Because neither of us are affected…"

"Yeah." Answered Yamato.

"I'm somewhat relived." Said Gabumon with a sigh.

"Really?" Yamato said. "I'm VERY relived. I mean, we could have turned out as Daisuke, Taichi, Veemon and Agumon…" The two looked over at the four who were walking around and continuously telling everyone that they were goggles. "Or we could have ended up like Miyako and Hawkmon…"

"Okay, okay, I get it." Said Gabumon.

"So our only hope is to seek out Leomon and FORCE him to return everyone else to their original state!" said Takeru as he stepped up into the two's conversation.

"You are NOT involved!" said Yamato as he pushed Takeru away.

"Yes I am!" said Takeru. "As the best choice for leader in this group, I believe that I should have equal say in this…"

"You are NOT the best choice!" Yamato yelled at him. "Now get away RIGHT now!"

"You want to fight?!" Takeru said, putting his fists up.

"That would be satisfying but I'm not going to." Said Yamato. "Even though you ARE getting on my nerves…"

"Was he you for Halloween or something?" Gabumon asked Yamato.

"Obviously the spell didn't effect him correctly because he is NOT acting like I do." answered Yamato.

Suddenly, Skullgreymon came out of nowhere. On Skullgreymon's shoulder was…KOUSHIRO!! "Get them, Skullgreymon!" yelled Koushiro.

"DARK SHOT!!" said Skullgreymon as he did his move but luckily everyone dodged just in time.

"I must warp Digivolve!" said Patamon.

"GO FOR IT!!" yelled Takeru.

"GABUMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO…METALGARURUMON!!" Patamon just stood there being uncute and stupid just like always. "What's wrong? Why can't I warp Digivolve?"

"Because you don't HAVE that ability!" Yamato yelled. He turned to Takeru. "Watch me since I'm the REAL Yamato." He turned to Gabumon. "READY?!"

You see Gabumon jumping out of the blue Digivice and he's all blue and stuff like that. "GABUMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO…" Then you see Garurumon and he does something and then there's WereGarurumon and then MetalGarurumon is there and he running around and forming and all that kind of stuff. "METALGARURUMON!!"

"Hm…warp Digivolving." Said Koushiro. "This should be interesting."

"Master, do you need me to do anything?" Tentomon asked Koushiro.

"SILENCE!" Koushiro yelled at him.

"I'm sorry, Master!"

"93!! 51!! 85!! HUT HUT HUT!!" yelled Iori as he and Armadillomon attacked Koushiro and knocked him off of Skullgreymon. Yes, they DO have the ability to jump that high because they ARE cartoons after all and everything doesn't have to make sense in the Land of Cartoons.

"FOOLS!" Koushiro yelled.

"MASTER!!" Tentomon yelled, jumping after them but he was side tackled by Armadillomon.

When they hit the ground, Iori grabbed the Dark Digivice. "I HAVE IT!!" he yelled to Armadillomon. "GO FOR THE TOUCH DOWN!!" He heaved the Dark Digivice as far as he could and Armadillomon ran after it and caught it.

"TOUCH DOWN!!" they both yelled while doing a victory dance.

Yes, during all of this, Skullgreymon was just standing there doing nothing.

"BLAST YOU!!" yelled Koushiro. "My Dark Digivice! GET THEM SKULLGREYMON!!"

Iori and Armadillomon were in a huddle. "Statue of Liberty play, okay?" said Iori to Armadillomon. He nodded. "One, two, three…"

"BREAK!!"

They got out of their huddle only to see Skullgreymon looming over them.

Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you that Skullgreymon wasn't ACTUALLY just standing there. He was fighting with MetalGarurumon who was defeated and now he is Tsunomon. OH WELL!! He doesn't mind because he's probably used to it by now.

"DOUBLE DARK SHOT!!" said Skullgreymon as he did his move thingy at Iori and Armadillomon.

Did I forget to mention that Palmon had Digivolved to Lillymon because she thought that Lillymon was prettier?

"You have to help them, Lillymon!" said Yamato.

"I don't want to!" said Lillymon. "I might wrinkle my dress or break a nail." She looked at her nails.

"Fine, Biyomon Digivolve." Said Yamato.

"I'm ZIYOMON!!" said Gatomon.

"Not YOU, her!" said Yamato, pointing to Biyomon.

"Who him?" said Sora, pointing to Biyomon. Yamato nodded. "Oh you must be mistaken! This is my loveable dog, To-To!"

"WOOF!!"

"Never mind then." Said Yamato. He turned to Veemon and Agumon but decided against it and turned to Hawkmon who had magically appeared out of nowhere with Miyako when no one was looking. "You have to Digivolve!" he told him.

Okay…we'll just say that the four-o-clock bell rang and everyone sat down for tea since Skullgreymon would probably be able to finish an eight year old and a rookie Digimon in one blast a LONG time again. But, now they are back to fighting but Iori and Armadillomon had run away with the Dark Digivice so Skullgreymon couldn't do anything because he wasn't ordered to by Koushiro.

"Those KIDS!" said Koushiro. "They're always ruining everything! Wormon, get the Digivice!"

"If that will make you happy, Master." Said Tentomon.

"It will, now GO!!" Tentomon ran off to find Iori and Armadillomon. Suddenly, Leomon ran out laughing diabolically.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. He waved his magic wand and Skullgreymon disappeared.

"SKULLGREYMON!!" Koushiro yelled. Then he turned to Leomon. "WHAT DID YOU DO WITH HIM!?"

"NOTHING!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!" said Leomon.

"UN-THANK you Leomon!" said Takeru.

"BUT A SURPRISE TWIST!!"

"WHAT?!" said Yamato.

"NOTHING!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!" Then Leomon ran off laughing diabolically.

Everyone who was stupid just continued being stupid. The best thing about having the keyboard in front of me is being able to do this…

MEANWHILE!!!

Actually, that's only the second best thing. I'd have to say that the best thing about having the keyboard in front of me and not in front of someone who likes…oh say…Hikari or something because I can make Hikari look as stupid as I want her to be! Not that she's SMART in the show or anything but I just add a TINY bit more than necessary. Wait, I take that back, it IS necessary. Hikari is a knave and I hate her. (I always seem to state the obvious.) CONTINUING!!!

Remember the 'MEANWHILE!!'? Well, if you don't, I'll say it again.

MEANWHILE!!!

I'm sorry, I have to speak more. I believe that some people get irritated that I have too much power. This is true but I don't care what you guys think. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! AHEM!! Okay, I hate Daisuke, Taichi, Miyako and Hikari and there is nothing you can do to change my mind. I hate them. They are fags and knaves and I hate all four of them so much. I could go on and on but I don't feel like it.

If you forgot again, here it is.

MEANWHILE!!!

Hikari and Gatomon were attempting to fly around and being knaves. They weren't doing anything interesting. Um…it continued for a little while.

MEANWHILE!!!

Miyako and Hawkmon left when no one was looking. I can't tell you where they went because that information is unknown and even I don't even know where they are!! If I don't know then NOBODY knows.

MEANWHILE!!!

"Hello Goggles!" said Daisuke stupidly to Taichi. "What brings you 'round these parts of the goggles?"

"I AM these parts of the goggles, Goggles!" said Taichi while laughing stupidly.

"Silly me!" said Daisuke.

I really hate Taichi and Daisuke. Would the reader mind if I just went on? I don't really care because I am anyway.

MEANWHILE!!!

"Look what Leomon dropped before he left!" said Yamato picking up a piece of paper. "It looks like a note!"

Takeru looked over Yamato's shoulder. "Maybe if we read it then we'll find the cure!" he said.

"Yeah!" said Yamato, starting to get annoyed by Takeru. "Okay, it says, 'Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. Hello Selected Kids. It is I, Leomon. I have left this riddle for you to figure out because I enjoy watching you guys suffer in trying to cure each other. Bwa ha ha ha ha.'."

"Could you be a little more enthusiastic?" Takeru asked while putting his hands on his hips.

"No," Yamato answered plainly. "Continuing…'You won't ever find out my riddle. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. The answer is NOT at Willard's house. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha. I hope I didn't just write that. Oh well. Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.' That's what it says."

"So we should go to Willard's house?" Gabumon asked Yamato.

"I guess so." Yamato answered. Then he looked at Gabumon. "I could have sworn that you de-digivolved into Tsunomon."

"I digivolved when no one was looking." Gabumon answered. Actually, I forgot and just did this.

"Hold on, did it even have a riddle?" Patamon asked.

Yamato looked the paper up and down a few times. "Not that I can see." he answered.

"Leomon isn't very smart." Said Takeru.

"Thank you for stating the obvious." Said Yamato.

"Geez, you don't have to bite my head off!" said Takeru. Yamato took a deep breath and sighed.

"You are REALLY annoying me." he said

MEANWHILE!!

"WORMON!!" called Koushiro as he sat in the chair at the REAL Digimon Kaiser's secretive lair. He was sitting in such a way so that you could only see the back of his head and his hand on the armrest. Tentomon slowly walked up avoiding Koushiro's gaze.

"Yes Master?" he said quietly.

"What happened back there?"

"We were badly beaten by the Digidestined again?"

"Yes, but it won't happen again." He swung his chair around and came into view. "Wormon, what is plan C?" There was silence. "WELL?!"

"I don't know Master!"

"Of course you don't! I'M the only one who knows what plan C is!" he did that little sideways smirk that Ken always does. The little red squares came down. "Hm…which of my slaves should I pick?" He pressed one of the squares.

"Oh-no Master! Not him!" Koushiro laughed to himself, feeling evil.

MEANWHILE!!

Iori walked up to Sora.

"Coach, I have to use the little boy's room!" he said in a deep voice.

"Me and To-To are going to see the Wizard to find my way home! Maybe he can help you too! Come with me!"

"Uh…okay…" Sora skipped away and Biyomon trotted at her side and Iori followed awkwardly after her. He shrugged at Armadillomon and he followed too.

MEANWHILE!!

Mimi was modeling with Lillymon as they struck different poses as if there was a camera in front of them. They continued this as if it was the most fun thing in the world.

MEANWHILE!!

Hikari was hitting her forehead with a rock in attempt to swell up a big retarded vein on it.

"STUPID STUPID STUPID!!" she yelled.

"ARE YOU CALLING ME STUPID?!" yelled Gatomon.

"DID IT SOUND LIKE I WAS TALKING TO YOU?!"

"GRRRRRR!!"

"GRRRRRR!!" They started attempting to laser vision eye each other.

MEANWHILE!!

We still don't know where Miyako and Hawkmon are. We COULD find out but we don't feel like it so they remain "mysteriously disappeared".

MEANWHILE!!

"Goggles?" said Taichi stupidly.

"Yes Goggles?" replied Daisuke, Veemon and Agumon in unison.

"Don't you wish we had some kid to wear us all the time on his hair?"

"Do I ever!" yelled Daisuke.

"SIGH!" said all of the goggles people.

MEANWHILE!!

"Okay, so we have to go to Willard's house?" asked Gabumon.

"Yeah, weren't you listening?" asked Takeru.

"No. Sorry."

"Well, we have to round up everyone…" began Yamato.

"I think it would be easier to just go without them!" argued Takeru.

"What's the point?! How will they get cured?!"

"We could bring the cure to them!"

"But if they came, we'd only have to make one trip!!"

"Yeah but…" He was interrupted suddenly when Monzaemon came out of nowhere. He had a black ring around his arm. On his head was Koushiro.

"Why do you bother to keep coming into the Digital World? It's only for the Digidestined and the Digidestined can only be perfect and since I am the only perfect person in the world, I am the only Digidestined so it confuses me why you are here when you are not Digidestined." He said. Everyone paused for a minute, pondering what Koushiro had just said and wondering if it actually made sense. "ATTACK MONZAEMON!!"

"ROAR!!" yelled Monzaemon stupidly. Koushiro jumped down from Monzaemon's head.

"Gabumon!! WARP DIGIVOLVE!!" yelled Takeru. Once again, Patamon attempted and failed at Warp Digivolving. Yamato sighed and had the REAL Gabumon Warp Digivolve.

"See, this is what makes me perfect and you not." Said Koushiro. "I use Digimon that are powerful from the beginning and yours have to PROGESS to that level."

"Just SHUT-UP!" yelled Yamato.

"HA! You'll pay for that!" he whipped his whip a few times and about twelve more Monzaemons came out of a bush. "No one talks to me that way."

"Yamato, I don't understand why I can't digivolve!" said Patamon uncutely and stupidly.

Suddenly, Sora, Biyomon, Iori and Armadillomon came out of a bush. "WE'RE OFF TO SEE THE WIZARD! THE WONDERFUL…"

They paused at this point in the song because they saw about twelve Monzaemons standing in front of them being knaves.

Iori looked at Sora. "I think the wizard is in this direction." He said to her.

"Me too!" said Sora. They turned around and skipped off in the other direction while singing their song.

"Monzaemon, don't let them escape!" said Koushiro. All of the Monzeamons ran after them. Koushiro slapped his forehead. "You're useless!" he yelled after them. Tentomon walked up to Koushiro.

"Do you need anything, Master?" he asked Koushiro.

"No, I don't now get out of my sight this instant!" Koushiro yelled at him.

"It seems like you're out of options!" said Takeru to Koushiro. Koushiro did that little 'rrr' thing that the REAL Digimon Kaiser did. Suddenly, two Monzeamons returned only something was different…hm…I can't put my finger on it but I know it's staring at me in the eye…give me a minute…what is it? I know something is different…don't tell me…AHA!! The two Monzeamons are wearing Taichi, Daisuke, Veemon and Agumon as GOGGLES!! I KNEW I would figure it out! Wait a second…that's not right…OH WELL!!

"YAY!!" called Taichi. "I TOLD you I would find someone, Goggles!!"

"We never doubted you, Goggles!" said Daisuke.

"Thank you ever so much, Goggles!" said Veemon.

"How can we ever repay you, Goggles?" Agumon asked.

"FOOLS!" Koushiro yelled, cracking his whip on the two Monzeamons. The Monzeamons attacked the kids.

Luckily (have you forgotten he was still there yet?) MetalGarurumon is a mega and Monzaemon is an ultimate so MetalGarurumon just blasted away the dark rings and then he de-digivolved into Tsunomon.

"Blast it you Digidestined!" said Koushiro as he did that rrr thing again. "Come, Wormon!"

"Yes Master!" called Tentomon as they both walked off into the forest and crud like that.

"Okay, whatever." Said Takeru.

"Should we really let him get away?" Patamon asked Takeru.

"I thought we wanted to GET him so that we could go to Willard's house!" said Gabumon.

"Oh yeah!" said Yamato. "I forgot all about Willard!" Then he paused and looked at Gabumon. "I thought you were Tsunomon."

"I digivolved again when no one was looking." Answered Gabumon.

"Okay, whatever." Said Yamato. "Come on, you guys, we have to follow Koushiro!" Yamato, Gabumon, Takeru and Patamon ran over and ambushed Koushiro.

"Get off you fools!" Koushiro yelled as they tied him up with rope that Gabumon found when no one was looking because he likes doing stuff when no one is looking. SILLY GABUMON!! "You don't know what's in store for you, do you?!" Koushiro yelled, trying to get free.

Yamato and Takeru shrugged and they gathered up all the other people and started walking around to find Willard's house with Koushiro constantly yelling threats at them and crud like that. Pretty soon, he stopped yelling threats and started yelling at them to let him go and calling out for Wormon who was TENTOMON who was nowhere to be found. (?)

Pretty soon, they came across Willard's retarded little tree house that is so stupid and faggy. Willard came out the tree house looking Willardish as usual.

"What seems to be the problem?" he said to them in is Willardy voice.

"We have a slight problem." Said Yamato, gesturing towards Koushiro who was still yelling at them. Willard gasped.

"YOU'VE CAPTURED THE DIGIMON KAISER!!" Willard yelled.

"No, we didn't." Takeru said. "Leomon came out of nowhere and turned Koushiro into the Digimon Kaiser."

Willard looked around and saw Miyako. "GASP!! IT'S LEOMON!!"

"No, that's not Leomon." Yamato said, annoyed. "Leomon made her THINK she's Leomon."

"Whatever." Said Willard. "Well, once again I have gone over my notes yesterday night and stuff like that. Now, come into my stupid little house that is retarded and I shall give them to you."

"Couldn't you just go up and get them and bring them down to us?" Takeru asked. Willard didn't answer. "Well?"

"Are you SURE that's not Leomon?" Willard asked, pointing to Miyako.

"YES!!" Takeru and Yamato yelled.

"I AM LEOMON!!" Miyako yelled.

"But he said he was Leomon!" Willard said in a shaky voice.

Yamato sighed. "Fine, he IS Leomon." He said. "Now get us the cures."

"Well then." Said Willard as he climbed up into his little house. He returned a few minutes later with a piece of paper. "Here is the cure to everything that you guys have."

Yamato unfolded the paper. "You only have one thing here." He said, annoyed.

"It cures everyone." Said Willard.

"WHATEVER!!" Takeru said. "Let's just cure everyone and get BACK to the Real World!"

"What's the cure, Yamato?" Gabumon asked.

"I don't know, I didn't see the list." Takeru answered.

"He was TALKING to me." Yamato said.

"YOUR name is Yamato too?" Takeru said, putting his hands on his hips.

"Yes now shut up." Yamato replied, turning to Gabumon. "The giant rocking horse at the ends of the Earth will give us the cure." Gabumon gave him a questioning look. "And we have to ride a magic carpet to get to him."

"Where are we going to get a magic carpet?" asked Patamon, annoyed. Oh, Patamon, how do I hate thee? Let me count the ways.

Suddenly, Miyako ran by laughing diabolically with a magic carpet tied around her neck.

"Leave it to good ol' Leomon to always come through in the end!" said someone stupid but I don't feel like wasting my time, effort and energy to write that person's name because I could get cooties.

"I thought you said that WASN'T Leomon!" said Willard who was still there.

"Shut up Willard!" yelled everyone. Willard got so depressed that he killed himself. "OH NO!! WILLARD IS DEAD!!" yelled everyone. Fear not, Willard has many lives. "Really?" Yes, he does. If we need him again, we can just make him come back to life. "COOL!!" Yes, it is cool, isn't it? I LOVE being the narrator!!

"Well, let's just get that magic carpet and go and find that rocking horse…" started Yamato but then he realized that AHHHHHHHHH!! KOUSHIRO IS GONE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! "AHHHHHHHHH!! KOUSHIRO IS GONE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"

"How did he escape?!" Takeru yelled.

Well, I just don't feel like having you guys figure it out so I'll just give you a flashback. There was a squiggly screen and crud like that and Koushiro was sitting there trying to get free. Tentomon's head poked out of a bush.

"Master?" he said. "Do you need my help?"

"What does it look like you fool!" Koushiro yelled at him. "Get over here right now!"

Tentomon ran over and untied Koushiro and they ran off into the ominous forest only after stealing the magic carpet.

It did the little squiggly screen again and then it showed back to the present.

"He stole the magic carpet too?!" Takeru whined.

"I thought we got it AFTER he escaped." Yamato wondered. FINE!! The magic carpet appears in Yamato's hand. Before Yamato can even react, Koushiro runs out and steals the magic carpet. "Oh and THAT was necessary."

Mwa ha ha ha ha.

"Great, NOW how are we going to get to that stupid rocking horse?" said Takeru.

Suddenly, the REAL Leomon came by laughing diabolically with a magic carpet around his neck.

"Oh okay." Said Takeru. They took the magic carpet and they all got on it except for Koushiro who was off someplace else with the OTHER magic carpet. They figured that he'd probably follow them or something like that.

So they all rode the magic carpet to the ends of the Earth.

"We're HERE!!" said Sora. "But, oh dear! I'm afraid this isn't Kansas! But you tried your best! Thank you!"

"WOOF!!"

"Um…WHATEVER!!" said everyone.

"Okay, where are we supposed to find a giant rocking horse?" asked Takeru, looking around. He looked around for about one second before seeing a giant rocking horse standing right in front of him. "Oh. I found him!" They all went over to the giant rocking horse that was just sitting there being a knave.

"I am the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!" said the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. The voice was just not what any of them was excepting. It sounded high pitched and stupid…kind of like Yokomon.

"Um…okay…hello Mr. Giant Rocking Horse." Said Takeru.

"We need your help…" started Yamato but the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth interrupted him.

"SHUT UP!!" said the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Ends of the Earth. All the kids jumped. "I mean…WHATEVER!! What I meant by that is that I will only help you if you stay the night at the Yokomon's Village!"

There was a short pause. "Why?" Yamato asked finally.

"BECAUSE I SAID SO!!" screeched the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. They all jumped again. "Oops. Well, THAT IS WHAT I COMMAND!!"

"FINE!!" everyone yelled as they got back on the magic carpet and flew to the Yokomon Village. On the way, Miyako turned back into Miyako and Hikari turned back into Hikari. Leomon flew by in a giant paper airplane and stole Hawkmon and Gatomon.

"OH WELL!!" said everyone.

"YAY!!" cheered all of the retarded little uncute faggy unprodigious Yokomons stupidly and uncutely as the kids got off of the magic carpet. "YOU ARE JUST IN TIME FOR DINNER!!" They all got those retarded little bowls of birdseed. After they all ate (some of them didn't though because it was disgusting), they each went into a different stupid little hut.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said an uncute little Yokomon to Hikari.

"YAY!!" cheered Hikari. "I will thank you SOOOOOOOOOOOO much!"

The uncute Yokomon paused. "WHATEVER!!" she said uncutely. "Bye!" Then she left uncutely.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said an unprodigious little Yokomon to Miyako.

"Last time was so much fun and I'm happy that we do it again THIS time too!" said Miyako stupidly.

"Okay…" said the Yokomon unprodigiously. "Well…WHATEVER!! Have a nice time!" Then the unprodigious little Yokomon left unprodigiously.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a retarded little Yokomon to Taichi, Daisuke, Agumon and Veemon.

"THANK YOU!!" all of the "goggles" chimed in unison. The retarded little Yokomon was kind of freaked out.

"It's a little crowded in here, don't you think?" she said retardedly. "Are you sure you don't want to sleep in different rooms?" The four nodded their heads. "Okay, WHATEVER!!" she said as she marched like a retard out of the retarded little hut.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a knavish little Yokomon to Yamato.

Yamato, not in the mood to talk, especially to a knavish little Yokomon, ignored her. The knavish little Yokomon cleared her throat. "AHEEEEEEEEEEM!!"

Yamato barely kept himself from punting the Yokomon forty yards. "Okay, FINE!" he yelled. "THANK YOU!! GO AWAY NOW!!"

"FINE!!" said the knavish little Yokomon as she marched knavishly out of the hut.

"Yamato, that wasn't very nice." Said Gabumon.

"Sorry, I'm just REALLY annoyed right now." Replied Yamato.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a virtuous little Yokomon to Takeru.

Takeru, not in the mood to talk, especially to a virtuous little Yokomon, ignored her. The virtuous little Yokomon cleared her throat. "AHEEEEEEEEEEM!!"

Takeru barely kept himself from punting the Yokomon forty yards. "Okay, FINE!" he yelled. "THANK YOU!! GO AWAY NOW!!"

"FINE!!" said the virtuous little Yokomon as she marched virtuously out of the hut.

"Yamato, that wasn't very nice." Said Patamon.

"Sorry, I'm just REALLY annoyed right now." Replied Takeru.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a stupid little Yokomon to a mysterious shadowed figure in the corner. "Well?" she said stupidly.

"You shall have the honor of being my SLAVE!!" Koushiro yelled, jumping on her and slapping a dark ring around her.

"OHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled the Yokomon stupidly just like the way all the other Yokomons scream but then her eyes turned red and glowy and evil. "Yes Master!"

Koushiro shivered. "Wormon, remind me again why I chose a YOKOMON to be my slave!"

"I don't know, Master!" said Tentomon.

"WHAT WAS THAT WORMON?!"

"I mean, it was all my fault! You shouldn't have listened to me!"

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a gay little Yokomon to Iori. Iori didn't listen to her because he pounced on her and held her like a football. Then he turned to Armadillomon. "Are you ready, Marvin?!" he said.

"I sure am, Edgerin!" answered Armadillomon. The gay little Yokomon was screaming like a gay little Yokomon and she sounded like she was dying and gay. Iori looked down at her and frowned.

All of a sudden, HE TURNED BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Iori figured that since he was holding the Yokomon, that he should PUNT the Yokomon. So he punted her.

Suddenly, Leomon tunneled through the ground and stole Armadillomon. Iori didn't really seem to care and/or notice because he was laughing at how gay the Yokomon was.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said a faggy little Yokomon to Sora.

"Oh, I LOVE the way you're treating me but," Sora said. "I REALLY need to get home to Kansas! Auntie Em must be worried sick about me!"

"WOOF!!"

"Oh, and To-To too!" Sora laughed.

"Oh, okay, WHATEVER!!" said the faggy little Yokomon as she marched out of the hut like a fag.

"Please enjoy your stay!" said an annoying little Yokomon to Mimi.

"Who does your hair?" Mimi asked.

"I don't have any hair!" said the Yokomon annoyingly. "Only LEAVES!!"

"Um…okay…who does your LEAVES?" Mimi asked.

"No one!!" the annoying Yokomon answered. "Now enjoy your stay or else!" Then she marched off annoyingly.

THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yamato and Takeru woke everyone up early before the uncute, unprodigious, retarded, knavish, virtuous, stupid, gay, faggy little Yokomons could wake up and stop them. They all (except Koushiro) got on the magic carpet and flew back to the ends of the Earth.

"Okay, we spent the night at the Yokomons just like you wanted us to." Said Yamato to the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. Nothing happened. The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth didn't answer. "Hello?" Yamato tried again. They saw a little Yokomon run behind the horse and they eyes lit up soon after that.

"I won't help you unless you spend ANOTHER night at the Yokomon's Village!" said the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"Wait a second…" said Takeru. "Am I the only one who noticed…?"

"No, I noticed it." Yamato said.

"RRRRRRR!!" Iori yelled. "I CAN'T BELIEVE WE HAD TO SPEND A NIGHT AT THE YOKOMON'S HOUSE FOR NO REASON!!"

"Oh, I didn't even know you turned back, Iori!" said Takeru. "Well, now that you ARE turned back, you can go and kill the Yokomon in the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth."

Iori wanted to do that ANYWAY so he opened the little door in the foot and climbed up the stairs and killed the Yokomon.

"BLAH!!" said the Yokomon as she died.

Iori came out of the hollow the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"Now we have to find the REAL the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!" said Yamato, annoyed. They looked around and around and around and around when they saw a giant pile of dust.

"Dust me off and I shall help you!" said the dust.

"Are you the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth?" Yamato asked.

"Um…yes!" said the mountain of dust. "And I won't help you unless you dust me off!"

"OKAY!!" said everyone as they got little feather dusters and started dusting off the pile. When they FINALLY finished hours later, only after Sora had turned back to normal and Leomon had stolen Biyomon from her, they didn't see a giant rocking horse, what they saw was an ANGEMON!!

"Thank you for freeing me!" said the Angemon. "My story begins many eons ago! I was just standing here minding my own business, PRETENDING to be a scarecrow, when all of this dust piled on top of me, enclosing me in a prison of dust! I was helpless in that dust for hundreds of years until you kids finally came and rescued me!" The Angemon walked up to Yamato and grabbed his hand. "Thank you, Friend, thank you!"

"You're NOT welcome!" Yamato said, ripping his hand away from Angemon. "We had more important and, might I add, INTERESTING things to do than dust you off!"

"But I thank you anyway, Friend!" said the Angemon.

"You lied and said that you were the Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!" said Sora.

"I just wanted a friend." Said the Angemon.

"SHUT UP!!" everyone yelled.

"How come there are so many people at the ends of the earth?" asked Patamon.

"EEK!!" Lillymon yelled. "A DUST PARTICAL ON MY DRESS!! GET IT OFF!! GET IT OFF!!"

Mimi ran over. "Are you okay, Lilly?" she asked.

"Yes, I am, thank you Mimi!" said Lillymon. They hugged and Lillymon started crying.

"It's okay, Lilly." Said Mimi.

"Well…" continued Angemon. "I have to tell you that I'm the Not-So-Giant Angemon at the Ends of the Earth. When you say 'The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth', you must be referring to the OTHER ends of the earth on the OTHER side! I'm afraid you have come to the WRONG ends of the earth!"

Takeru and Yamato lost their tempers and killed the Angemon. Then they all got back on the magic carpet and started flying to the other ends of the earth.

"I can't believe we wasted all that time." said Takeru.

At the other side of the carpet, Daisuke, Taichi, Veemon and Agumon were REALLY starting to annoy Iori because they had come up with a song about how they were goggles. Iori finally couldn't take it anymore so he pushed them right off the side of the carpet.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *breath* HHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…" And their yells soon faded.

Luckily, everyone heard their screams. Well, actually, it was kind of hard NOT to hear them. So ANYWAY, they swooped down and started searching for the four of them.

"WHERE ARE YOU BIG BROTHER?!" Hikari yelled through cupped hands. Daisuke and Taichi ran up like knaves from out of nowhere.

"HERE WE ARE HIKARI!!" they both said in unison.

"Where are your Digimon?" Sora asked looking around.

"Um… I think Leomon stole them a while ago." Answered Daisuke.

"But I thought he only stole them if we were our normal selves." Yamato wondered prodigiously. Then the narrator noticed a hole in the plot and Leomon came out of nowhere and stole Gabumon.

"Oh, we turned back a LONG time ago!" said Taichi stupidly.

"We just wanted to STILL be goggles!" said Daisuke. They both started bobbing back and forth and up and down like knaves.

"Stop them!" yelled Takeru. Iori ran over and ripped their costume off and ripped it to shreds. No one felt bad because they were too busy laughing at them.

"Our goggles costume!!" they both yelled as they started crying. Hikari and Miyako started crying too because they are fags. Iori jumped on top of all four of them and started beating them up. Yamato laid down the magic carpet that he had rolled up earlier and they all got on it and whooshed away. On the way, Mimi turned back suddenly and Leomon came out of nowhere and figured that he can't STEAL Lillymon because she is an Ultimate and he is only a Champion so he just shot at her until she de-digivolved and THEN he stole her.

"Hm…so now we only have to cure TWO people." Observed Sora while stupidly rubbing her chin. All four of the stupid people are unconscious and Iori is triumphantly resting atop their steaming heap.

"Two?" wondered Takeru. He thought for a minute. "I can only think of one."

"Yeah, Koushiro's the other one, he's just not here so that's why you can only think of one!" said Mimi oblivious to the fact that Takeru is Yamato.

"Oh, I was counting Koushiro, but who's the other one?"

"YOU ARE!!" Yamato yelled. He was about to jump on Takeru and beat him up but Iori did that for him. Now Iori had FIVE steaming heaps to rest on like a knave. Yamato was happy now that Takeru wasn't conscious to be him because he felt that he wasn't ANYTHING like he made him look like and it was frustrating him why he acted like that when he was supposed to be him!! Yamato looked at his stupid little brother and just resisted the urge to shove him off the cliff.

When they finally reached the OTHER ends of the Earth, the found a gigantic rocking horse that was very dusty.

"How come there is a lot of dust at BOTH ends of the earth?" asked Sora.

"I am The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!" said the rocking horse.

"How do we know that you're not an Angemon or a Yokomon or something stupid like that?" Yamato asked.

"Because I am…The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth." Said The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"THAT'S A GOOD ENOUGH REASON FOR ME!!" said all of the stupid people who had regained consciousness when no one was looking.

"I will only help you if you dust me off." Said The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone who had to dust off the Angemon.

"Don't worry, I'm not pure dust like the Angemon." said The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. "So I won't take that long since I only have thin layer of dust."

"How did you know about the Angemon?" Takeru asked.

"Because…because I am The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!!" bellowed The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. "NOW DUST ME OFF BEFORE I CRUSH YOU!!"

"What are you going to do, ROCK on us?" came Koushiro's voice. They looked up to see Koushiro standing on his magic carpet.

"MAYBE I WILL!!" bellowed The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"YOKOMON, KILL HIM!!" yelled Koushiro. The stupid Yokomon with a black ring came out and jumped on The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth. She bashed herself on the rocking horse and died.

"Master, did you actually expect her to kill The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth?" Tentomon asked.

"No, I wanted to kill the Yokomon." Koushiro answered.

"But Master…"

"Don't question my tactics or I shall have YOU heave yourself against The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth!" Koushiro yelled. Tentomon cowered in the corner. "No matter, the Yokomon is dead now and I shall just use one of my BETTER slaves!" The little red square thingys appeared and he pressed one and Datamon came out of nowhere.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" laughed Datamon as he killed The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth and then he exploded afterwards.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" screeched The Giant Rocking Horse at the Ends of the Earth.

"That will teach you to mess with ME!!" laughed Koushiro. "HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

Yamato turned around. "Gabumon, you have to…where's Gabumon?" he said, annoyed.

"Leomon stole him earlier." Said Sora.

"What?!" Yamato yelled. "WHEN?!"

"When the narrator realized that you were your normal self, he took Gabumon away since he was taking the Digimon away when people were turning back."

"Okay, whatever." Said Yamato. "It's not like he did anything ANYWAY."

"There's only one more Digimon who is MINE but he can't seem to Digivolve for some reason!" said Takeru.

Suddenly, Takeru turned back to normal!!!!! But, Leomon must be having tea or something like that because he didn't steal Patamon. P. (

"Now I can Digivolve!!" screeched Patamon stupidly. Then there was the Digivice blah blah blah and all that kind of stuff and then Patamon is there spinning like a knave. "PATAMON DIGIVOLVE TO…" Then Patamon goes really close to the screen and comes back as Angemon spinning slowly until he stops and is just standing there looking like a fag with the stupid smirk that emphasized Elvis' retarded smile. "ANGEMON!!" Only, he pronounced it DIFFERENTLY than he did the time before.

"Go get 'em, Angemon!" yelled Takeru.

There was a short pause. "No," answered Angemon as he flew off into the sunset, sizzled up and perished.

"Okay…" said everyone.

"He is of no threat to me." said Koushiro. "You fools! You thought that you could beat me with an ANGEMON!? Especially with a…stupid Angemon."

Suddenly, Leomon ran out. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. Then he paused. "Where the beep is Patamon!? I'm supposed to KIDNAP him!!"

"He died." Said everyone. "And we don't care either because Patamon is a fag and we hate him."

"OH WELL!!" said Leomon. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he ran away. CONTINUING!!

Koushiro lowered the flying carpet so that he was just about a foot off the ground. "BOW before me!"

"NEVER!!" yelled Taichi. Koushiro pulled out his whip and everyone except for Hikari ran into a bush.

"FOOL!!" yelled Koushiro. Hikari looked Koushiro straight in the eyes.

"Don't you remember me Koushiro?" she asked as he eyes filled up with tears.

"NO!"

"Try Koushiro! Remember the times we had together and how I blew my whistle when you told me to when we were in Whamon?"

"I remember no such event!"

"Please Koushiro! It's me, Hikari!" she said as her tears came freely down her cheek.

"Hikari that is SO fake!" yelled Miyako from the bush.

"NO!! LOOK!!" yelled Taichi stupidly. Koushiro lowered his whip and looked at Hikari.

"Hikari…" he said quietly.

Then he stepped down from the carpet and walked toward Hikari. The whole time she was smiling stupidly with tears in her eyes. She walked toward him and right when they were about three feet apart, Koushiro lifted up his whip and whipped Hikari numerous times.

"Don't ever EVER EVER talk to me again!" he yelled as he violently whipped Hikari. "HA HA HA HA! Foolish Kids! You cannot beat me!" He whipped his whip a bunch of times and about a zillion Digimon came out of a bush. Some were big and stupid and mean, some were small and stupid and uncute. None were the bomb since Digimon who are the bomb have the sense not to get caught. They all had dark rings around some kind of appendage and they all had glowy red eyes.

"ROAR!!" they all yelled stupidly.

"This is NOT good…" said Daisuke.

"Well DUH!!" said everybody else.

"HA HA HA HA! This will teach you to mess with me!" yelled Koushiro.

"I think you already said that Master." Said Tentomon timidly.

"I'll tell you what I have and haven't already said!!" Koushiro as he held his whip up. Then he stopped. "Tentomon?"

"KOUSHIRO!!" yelled Tentomon as he flew up to Koushiro but Leomon shwooped down and stole him before they could have a decent reunion. Koushiro turned to the other kids.

"HE'S FAKING IT!!" yelled all the stupid people as they jumped toward Koushiro. Takeru thought he was faking too so he joined in too. Iori decided to chase Koushiro as well because he didn't want to miss out on a fight and besides, Koushiro was his true rival and he wanted to "defeat" him.

"AHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Koushiro as he ran away. Sora, Mimi and Yamato looked at each other and shrugged. They didn't know what to think because they weren't sure but Tentomon was stolen so they figured he was normal. Suddenly, Leomon appeared in front of them all twirling around in a circle like a knave. (Kind of like the way Ganondorf was when Link beat him.)

"CURSE YOU SELECTED KIDS!! CURSE YOU HIKARI!! CURSE YOU NEW DIGIDESTINED!!" he yelled as a big hole formed behind him and sucked him up. Then it sucked up the Selected Kids, Hikari and the New Digidestined.

Everyone was unconscious for a minute.

Then they woke up.

"We're HOME!!" yelled Miyako stupidly.

"We're not HOME, just back in the regular world!" said Hikari stupidly.

"YAY!!" yelled Mimi as she started crying in happiness. (Kinda like she does on 'Return to Highten View Terrace'.)

Everyone ran home as fast as they could never to be seen or heard from again. (Until…)

AT TAICHI'S HOUSE!!

Daisuke was at Taichi's house and they were crowded over a blue piece of construction paper.

"Okay, these are the blueprints for out goggles costume NEXT year…" said Taichi stupidly.

"I think that next year, I'm gonna be a lot taller so we have to make my half a little bigger." Said Daisuke.

"Can I be part of your goggles costume too?" asked Hikari stupidly.

"NEVER!!" they both bellowed. Hikari ran away crying.

AT YAMATO'S HOUSE!!

"So Yamato, how was your concert?" asked Matt's Dad.

"I had to cancel it because my stupid little brother stole my guitar and thought it would be a good idea to be me for Halloween and carry around my guitar!" replied Yamato.

"Oh, so that's why he wanted it." Said Matt's Dad.

"You LET him have it?!"

"Well yeah." Yamato barely resisted the urge to kill Matt's Dad but he didn't because who would pay the bills if he was dead?

AT SORA'S HOUSE!!

"So how was your Halloween?" asked Sora's Mom who looked remarkably like Wufei.

"Um…it was great mom." Replied Sora as she ran up to her room never seen or heard from again until the next story.

AT KOUSHIRO'S HOUSE!!

Koushiro was bent over the sink trying to get the blue color out of his hair. He kept flipping his head up to see his hair STILL the same color it was the LAST time he had done it. Then there was a knock at the door.

"Are you in there?" came the voice of Koushiro's mom.

"AH!" gasped Koushiro. "What is it?!"

"Dinner's ready."

"Just a minute!"

"I hope you didn't dye your hair blue even though I told you not to." Koushiro's eyes got really big. (In case you're wondering, YES we are kinda taking this from "The Eighth Digivice.") Koushiro started doing that arms and legs moving back and forth really fast thing as he was just kinda hovering in the air.

"Oh no no no mom! I was just practicing my new comedy act, they're having…"

"Koushiro, you're doing ANOTHER comedy act? That's the sixth one."

"Um…"

AT MIMI'S HOUSE!!

"So how was your Halloween?" asked Mimi's Mom who looked like a fag.

"Um…it was great mom." Replied Mimi as she ran up to her room never seen or heard from again until the next story.

AT TAKERU'S HOUSE!!

"So how was your Halloween?" asked Takeru's Mom who looked… normal but sounded like Petrifina.

"Um…it was great mom." Replied Takeru as he ran up to his room never seen or heard from again until the next story. Okay, we're getting a little lazy, who cares?! Takeru's a knave anyway!

AT MIYAKO'S HOUSE/CONVENIENT STORE!!

"I'm going back out Trick-Or-Treating!" yelled Miyako as she ran inside her family's store and ran back out.

"Okay, have fun!" said Miyako's knavish parents.

AT IORI'S HOUSE!!

Iori walked into his house.

"Where were you? I thought you were going to hand out candy." Said Iori's mom who looked even MORE like Wufei than Sora's mom. You would have thought that she WAS him if she wasn't a girl.

"I decided that I would rather have candy than give it out." He replied.

"Whatever." Said Iori's mom. Suddenly, Iori's Grandfather and Iori's Uncle walked in. Now, Iori's Grandfather is the bomb and he only has one flaw. (Well, two if you count the whole prune juice thing.) His retarded lips are so gay.

Now, Iori's Uncle looks SO much like Wufei that we THOUGHT he was Wufei because they are like identical twins!! (I'm sure that Iori's Dad would look even MORE like Wufei but he's dead. POOR IORI!! Maybe that's why he's so mean and disturbed. {Or at least just OUR Iori})

"Oh, for a minute there I thought you were Wufei!" said Iori's Mom to Iori's Uncle.

"I thought YOU were Wufei too!" said Iori's Uncle. "I was just over Sora's house and I thought her mom was Wufei too!"

"YOU ALL LOOK LIKE WUFEI!!" said Iori's Grandfather. "I mean, Iori is like a LITTLE Wufei and I'm sure that when he grows up, he'll look EXACTLY like Wufei!!" Then Iori's Grandfather got his giant stupid looking lips.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" everyone yelled. "NOT AGAIN!!" Then they ran over with a needle and popped the lips. "YAY!!"

"Thank you!" said Iori's Grandfather. "I am free of the retarded lips!"

We'll just leave Iori's psychotic, Wufeiish family here because they're frightening me.

Well, that just about wraps up our latest little story. I hope that last part with Iori's family didn't frighten you as much as it frightened me. Now you know why Iori is such a psychopath.

Um…well…uh…THE END!!!!