Adventures With the New Digidestined 5!!
FEATURING…KEN!! (Evil laughing)
We work hard and go through MANY long hours thinking up little beginning comments for these stories. And most of you never even read them! BOO-HOO-HOO!! IT MAKES US SO SAD THAT ALL OUR HARD WORK GOES TO WASTE!! …JUST KIDDING!! We think these comments up at the top of our heads!! In fact, we DO have a better comment.
Yes, we know that we have already done a young again story with the New Digidestined but we didn't have the New Digidestined turn back last time and we just saw the movie and they are all so cute!! (But what is up with Daisuke's retarded little tooth?) Oh well!! We're going to write another one! It's our favorite kind of story ya know. SO ON WITH THE STORY!!
One day the Selected Kids, the New Digidestined, Hikari and Jyou were walking along in the Digiworld. (It's 02 so everyone's older and they have different names.) Leomon, yet again, had stolen their Digimon.
"You know what I was thinking about?" said Miyako suddenly.
"What?" asked Hikari, Taichi and Daisuke because they were the only ones who even cared in the least bit. The others either didn't care or didn't think Miyako was capable of thinking.
"I was thinking about how unfair it was how the Selected Kids got to turn into little kids but we didn't!"
"You WANT to?" asked Mimi with a raised eyebrow.
"Yeah, I think it would be mondo cool!" replied Miyako.
"Me too!" said Daisuke excitedly.
"I want to turn back younger!" whined Hikari stupidly. She started to cry stupidly.
MEANWHILE!!!
Leomon gazed into his retarded little crystal ball while waving his hand over it and cackling like an old lady. He threw his head back and laughed like a knave. Then he regained control of his stupid self and started chuckling like a chipmunk.
"Yes, little New Digidestined," said Leomon like the fag he is. "You want to know what it's like?! WELL THANKS TO YOUR LITTLE REQUEST THE SELECTED KIDS SHALL SUFFER TOO!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…" He paused and thought for a minute. "AND SO SHALL HIKARI!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
MEANWHILE!!
Everyone was just walking along either being stupid, (Taichi, Hikari, Miyako and Daisuke) prodigious, (Yamato and Koushiro) non-opinionated (Sora, Takeru and Mimi) or mad (Iori).
All of a sudden, Leomon came out of the sky in a nosedive. He stuck his head in the ground soon emerged. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "I SHALL CAST A STUPID LITTLE SPELL ON YOU DUE TO POPULAR DEMAND!!"
"You're going to turn us young again, aren't you?" Yamato asked, annoyed.
"YES!!" said Leomon stupidly. "And I have a little evil twist to it, too! Instead of you all go back seven years because it's not humorous with him…" He pointed to Iori.
"WHAT?!" yelled everyone.
"It's just not humorous with a BABY!!" continued Leomon.
"I'M NOT A BABY!!" Iori yelled.
"YOU WOULD HAVE BEEN!!" screeched Leomon stupidly. "Instead of that I shall just turn you all to a certain age!! Um…" he turned to Koushiro. "Pick a number one through um…seven."
"Uh…" Koushiro thought. "Three?"
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "YOU HAVE CHOSEN THE FATE OF YOUR TEAM!!"
"Um…okay." Said Koushiro, kind of confused.
Leomon took out a blue piece of cloth with patches on it and put it around his neck. Then he put on a pig mask. "KAZIM!! KAZAM!! KAZOOM!!" said Leomon as he wiggled his figures with his arms outstretched in the direction of The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari. Then he disappeared into a puff of pink sparkly smoke.
There were now eight very cute three-year-old children and two very UNCUTE three-year-old children. Hikari and Sora are the uncute ones and everyone else was cute ESPECIALLY Koushiro and Yamato.
Daisuke had this retarded little tooth and without it he would be a lot cuter. So it disappeared.
We didn't get a very good look at Iori but he was really cute too.
Miyako was pretty cute too.
Takeru…well…he wasn't all that cute but I guess he's cute too. A lot cuter than Sora and Hikari, I'd have to say.
Hikari was very uncute. She looked the same only remember that stupid tooth that disappeared from Daisuke? Well, it appeared on Hikari only it was about twice as big and stupid and yellow.
You know about everyone else.
Taichi looked around. Then he stood up in front of all the kids. "Hi everyone!" he said. "I'm Taichi! Who wants to play with me?!"
"Whatever." Said Yamato obliviously AND cutely. "My name is Yamato!"
"Please to meet you Taichi, my name is SORA!!" said Sora uncutely.
"And MY name is Koushiro!" said YOU GUESSED IT!! KOUSHIRO-HA!! And he said it cutely too.
"You can call me Mimi!" said Mimi. "Cause that's my name."
"Takeru Takaishi's the name!" said Takeru semi-uncutely. Yeah, he's kind of cute but what he said was REALLY uncute!!
"My name ith Hikari!!" said Hikari. She had this annoying lisp that didn't sound cute at all!! Yeah, I know that she didn't have a lisp in the movie but this is MY story!! MY STORY MY STORY MY STORY!!
"I'm Daisuke!" said Daisuke MINUS the tooth!!
"And I'm Miyako now let's go play!" said Miyako, standing up.
"OKAY!!" said everyone. They all started walking away but they heard someone crying. They turned around to see Iori sitting there crying cutely.
"What's wrong?" Daisuke asked.
"I never got to say my name!" Iori whined.
"Oh, okay, what's your name then?" asked Yamato.
Iori rubbed his eyes and sniffed. "Iori." He answered.
"Okay, let's go play NOW!!" said Miyako.
"YAY!!" yelled everyone as they got up and started playing cutely. (Except Sora and Hikari because they are uncute.)
All of a sudden, some retarded evil Digimon came out of nowhere. "ROAR!!" said the stupid Digimon.
Iori started crying again. Pretty soon, everyone else joined in too except for Taichi, Daisuke and Yamato. But they were still pretty scared and Daisuke didn't have that retarded little tooth so they all looked cute. Yamato looked the cutest of course and compared to him, neither of the retarded leaders even came CLOSE to his cuteness!!
"STOP CRYING!!" said the stupid Digimon. "I am FINGERWOMON!!"
They all stopped crying (except Iori) and started laughing at Fingerwomon's stupidity. "Stop laughing!!" yelled Fingerwomon. "Just because my name is retarded doesn't mean that you can make fun of me!"
The cute little kids and Sora and Hikari couldn't stop laughing because they just realized the Fingerwomon was just a big finger and there was no reason to fear her. Besides, she had a Band-Aid on and her nail was all broken. Fingerwomon got so depressed that no one was afraid of her that she ran away from home.
"WE DEFEATED FINGERWOMON!!" said Taichi. (Okay, so that was a little pointless but who cares!! We had a good idea but decided against it at the last second.) They eventually got Iori to stop crying and continued with their game.
"TOOTH FAIRY, TOOTH FAIRY!!" they chanted, standing in a line while Sora stood in front of them with her back turned. Also, they didn't say it in unison. Half of them were saying it wrong, half of them weren't even saying it and the other half was saying it sorta. None of them actually got it PERFECT but that was what it supposed to be. "WE ARE IN THE MOUTH!! WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WIGGLE, WE FALL OUT!!" Then they all started screaming and laughing as they ran away from Sora who tried to catch them.
"PILLOW!!" yelled Koushiro, squatting down because Sora had been chasing him. Sora stomped her foot and started chasing after someone else. "FLYING TOOTH!!" he yelled as he started running again.
"PILLOW!!" Miyako said as she skidded to a stop and crouched down because Sora had been chasing HER.
"This whole 'pillow' thing isn't fair!" said Sora. "You can just get away whenever you're being chased!"
"FLYING TOOTH!!" Miyako yelled as she stood up and ran away from Sora.
"Let's play a different game." Sora continued.
"NO!!" everyone yelled. Sora groaned and started chasing after Yamato.
"PILLOW!!" Yamato yelled before Sora could tag him. She turned around to chase someone else. "FLYING TOOTH!!" He stood back up and ran away. She turned around and started chasing him again. "PILLOW!!" he repeated, going back onto the ground. Then she pretended to chase someone else and when Yamato stood up again, she turned around and tagged him.
"GOTCHA!!" Sora yelled.
"It doesn't count because I didn't say 'Flying Tooth' yet!" Yamato said, sticking out his tongue. "Now you have to close your eyes and count to ten while we all hide!!"
"THAT'S NOT FAIR!!" Sora yelled. "YOU MADE THAT UP!!"
"I didn't make up the game!" argued Yamato.
"Who did?" asked no one really in particular. Everyone looked around to try and remember who actually had made up the game (or brought it up) but no one said anything so they just decided that this was a good time to do something else. They were also getting pretty bored and Sora was getting mad and they didn't really want her to turn into Zora the Monster.
Pretty soon they wandered to a nearby lake. (Okay, so I like using the lake.) They all split up into little groups only because it's easier for ME. The boys went one way and the girls went another way.
WITH THE BOYS!!
The boys all raced down to the water to go swimming. Koushiro took his shoes off and threw them aside. Iori took of his shoes and put them in a pile with his nicely folded shirt. Taichi ran in with his clothes and shoes on along with Yamato and Daisuke.
"I'm the evil swamp monster!" said Taichi, putting his mouth and nose in the water so only his stupid hair and his eyes were showing. Then he jumped up into the air. "AND YOU'RE ALL MY DINNER!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled all the boys except for Iori who was still only about knee deep. They all started trudging around in the water trying to escape Taichi as he chased after them.
"GOTCHA!!" he screamed as he jumped high into the air and landed on Daisuke. Daisuke groaned. "Now, since I got you, I get to think up a punishment just for you and we all get to laugh at you!"
"HAHAHAHAHA!!" laughed the other boys.
"That's not fair!" protested Daisuke.
"I made up the game!" said Taichi, crossing his arms. "So I get to make up the rules and YOU have to follow them!"
"What if I don't WANT to follow them?" Daisuke sneered.
"Then you can't play with us and you'll have to play with the girls!" Yamato yelled. The boys started laughing again.
WITH THE GIRLS!!
Okay, the girls were gathered in a little area that had a rock and a large piece of driftwood conveniently placed on the beach. They were engaged in a rousing game of house. Or at least they were STARTING a rousing game of house.
"I WANT TO BE THE MOMMY!!" yelled Sora.
"But I want to be the mommy!" Miyako whined.
"I want to be the little baby!" said Mimi in a little voice.
"I want to be the babythitter!" said Hikari.
"We don't NEED a babysitter! But we need a dad." Said Mimi.
"I don't want to be the daddy!" Hikari whined as she almost started crying.
"Maybe we could ask one of the boy's to be the dad." Suggested Sora. So she walked over to the boys. "Does anyone want to be the daddy in our game?"
"NO!!" they all yelled at the same time.
"PLEASE?!"
"NO!!"
"YOU BOYS ARE ALL SO MEAN!!" Sora screamed in a shaky voice that sounded as though she was about to cry. She was getting all flushed too. Then she stomped back over to where the other girls were.
"Did you get thome of the boyth to play houth with uth?" Hikari asked uncutely.
"NO! They said they didn't want to play with GIRLS!!" she said as if girls were lower life forms. She was actually exaggerating what the boys said but who cares?!
"Why not?" Mimi whined. "I need a daddy!"
"Well, Miyako can be the dad since we can't have TWO mommys." Said Sora.
"But I don't want to be the dad!" she whined.
"Well tough!" said Sora back.
"You're so mean!" she cried as she almost started crying but barely held it back.
AT THE BOYS!!
At the moment, Koushiro had been caught by the 'evil swamp monster' and had to do his evil bidding.
"Go and play with the girls!" Taichi yelled.
"That's not fair because then I'd be playing with them!" Koushiro whined.
"Fine, PRETEND that you want to play with them and then do it for a minute and then run away while making fun of them!" Taichi corrected.
"But what if they catch me and make me play with them forever?"
"Then ESCAPE!" urged Yamato.
"But what if they tie me up?"
"Then we'll save you!" said Daisuke.
"What if they get mad at me?"
"THAT'S THE POINT!!" said Taichi.
"Oh, okay." Said Koushiro as he climbed out of the water and walked over to the girls who were still arguing about who would be the dad. All the other boys stood in the woods and watched. "Can I play?" he asked but he was laughing and he wouldn't have fooled me if I were them but I would have let him play anyway because he was being very cute.
"YAY!!" Yelled all the girls. "WE HAVE A DAD!!" They all told him to come home from work as they all got into various positions. Sora was the mom, Mimi was a baby, Miyako was a daughter and Hikari was the dog.
Koushiro pretended to open an invisible door. "I'm home!" he said.
Sora walked over to him. "I'm so glad you're home dear! I was waiting all day for you and cooking your dinner." She said as she led him into the 'kitchen'. Hikari was walking around on all fours and she walked over to Koushiro and jumped up on him.
"BARK BARK!!" she yelled uncutely. Koushiro backed off slowly into Mimi who was also on all fours.
"DA-DA!!" she yelled she held up her arms as if wanting to be picked up. Miyako ran over too.
"DAD!! I'm so glad you're home!" she yelled.
Koushiro was beginning to feel uncomfortable with this game.
Sora led her 'family' over to the 'kitchen table'.
"I made meatloaf." She said as she 'served' them.
"I don't like meatloaf!" complained Koushiro.
"NO!!" yelled Mimi.
"YUCK MOM!!" Miyako yelled.
"WOOF NO!!" Hikari barked.
"Dogs can't talk!" Miyako yelled as if the fact that Hikari said 'no' in her sentence annoyed her to no end.
Koushiro looked toward the other boys in the woods as they signaled to him to run away. Koushiro looked at the girls and quietly said:
"HA HA, I tricked you." and then ran off. The girls turned and watched him run away just in time.
"OH-NO!!" Sora yelled. "I didn't want a divorce yet!" She then started fake crying as the rest of the family fake comforted her.
BACK WITH THE BOYS!!
The other boys were laughing at the girl's expense as Koushiro rejoined their group. They were also laughing at Koushiro's expense.
"How was the meatloaf?" Yamato laughed.
"I HATE MEATLOAF!!" yelled Taichi and Daisuke in unison.
"Me too!" yelled Koushiro.
"Me three!" yelled Yamato. They all looked at Iori.
"IORI LIKES MEATLOAF!!" they all laughed. Iori started crying.
"No I don't!" he cried. All of the non-crying boys looked at each other.
"We weren't serious." Said Yamato.
"Yes you were!" Iori whined as he calmed down. The other boys shrugged and said whatever and then they continued with their cute little games.
WITH THE GIRLS!!
"Oh mother, what are we going to do without a dad?" asked Miyako as she pat Sora on the back as Sora pretended to cry.
"WOOF I mith my mathter WOOF!" said Hikari knavishly.
"DOGS DON'T TALK!!" Miyako yelled as her face started turning reddish in color.
"Thorry." Said Hikari nervously.
"WA!! MA-MA!" said Mimi as if she hadn't been paying attention this whole time. She probably wasn't though.
"Oh children, we're going to have to live with Grandma now!" said Sora as she lifted up her little skirt and wiped her eyes with it.
"Who can be grandma?" asked Miyako.
"Miyako can thince the'th jutht an exthtra!" said Hikari uncutely.
"I DON'T WANT TO BE THE GRANDMA!!" screamed Miyako. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" The other girls blocked their ears because Miyako is so loud.
"SHUT UP MIYAKO!!" Mimi yelled.
"I DON'T WANT TO PLAY WITH YOU GUYS ANYMORE!!" she yelled as she stomped off.
BACK WITH THE BOYS!!
"GOTCHA!!" Daisuke yelled, diving on top of Iori.
"I'M NOT PLAYING!!" Iori yelled as he started crying.
"Sor-ry!" said Daisuke, backing away. He turned around to see all of the other boys just kind of staring at him and being cute. (Yamato and Koushiro were the cutest.)
"Let's play something else." Yamato said.
"Yeah, I was getting bored anyway!" complained Taichi. Just then, Miyako walked over.
"Can I play with you guys?" she asked.
"EW!!" they all yelled except Iori. "YUCK!! GIRLS HAVE COOTIES!!"
"BACK CREATURE OF THE NIGHT!!" yelled Yamato holding up his fingers in a cross. Miyako started crying again. All of the boys started laughing.
"Come on, I have no one to play with!" she managed to spit out. The boys just laughed harder at her expense. You know what's the bomb?! All of the boys are cute and two of the girls are uncute and they are VERY uncute!! And the two girls that ARE cute are just BORDERLINE cute! HAW HAW HAW!!
All of a sudden, Taichi stopped laughing and looked down in the water. "I thought I just felt something swim by my leg!" he exclaimed, looking around.
"Yeah right!" Koushiro said. Then he looked down in the water. "Are you serious?"
Taichi nodded. "Maybe it was a snake." He said with a smile.
"Or a monster!" said Daisuke. He looks so much cuter without that retarded tooth.
"Or a snake AND a monster!" Yamato laughed.
"You really think so?" Koushiro asked, his voice a little shaky.
"Yeah, he'll bite off your leg!" Taichi said.
Yamato spread his arms out really wide. "He must be a BILLION feet long!!" he said. "And he has to eat A LOT to be able to live!"
"And I think he's EXTRA hungry today!!" Daisuke said as he held his hands out like an alligator's mouth. "And he's going to come down and CHOMP!!" He slapped his hands together.
"STOP IT!!" Iori yelled, blocking his ears.
"Well, I didn't want to go swimming anymore ANYWAY…" Koushiro said.
"Are you scared or something?" Yamato asked, putting his hands on his hips. Koushiro shook his head.
"No, I'm just…um…hungry, yeah! I'm just hungry, that's it."
"Wow, SO AM I!!" said Taichi as he trudged out of the water. Everyone shrugged and followed him. They all walked over to the girls who were still playing house.
"We're hungry." Daisuke told them. The girls stared at the boys blankly. "Well, what are you waiting for?! MAKE US SOME FOOD!!"
"We were waiting for YOU to do that." Sora said.
"You mean you're not going to make us anything!?" Iori asked timidly. They nodded their heads.
"What are we going to do NOW?!" Yamato asked with a groan. They all sat there for a minute, thinking.
You know what's been bothering me? For all those people who can't read English and can ONLY read Spanish, I have decided to add Spanish subtitles just for you! After all, why should only ENGLISH people get the wonderful pleasure of reading our stories?! (Note: We do not know very much Spanish. Only about as much as our Spanish teachers taught us so we might make one or two words up.) I also changed their names to Spanish names to make it more fun for the universe.
"I have an idea!" said Mimi suddenly.
"Yo tengo un ideaioto!" hable Miquita (Mimi) suddenlyoto.
"What?" asked Hikari.
"Como?" Pescado (Hikari) askedioto.
"Let's catch some fish!" Mimi answered.
"Let'sioto catche some-o pescado!" Miquita contesta.
"But I HATE fish!" whined Yamato.
"No me gustan pescado!" whin-oed Matt (Yamato).
"Well let's see YOU think of something better!" said Mimi.
"Well-o let'sioto ver TU creer somethingioto mas bueno!" saidioto Miquita.
"Fine then," Yamato said, crossing his arms. "But how are we going to catch them? I didn't bring my fishing pole." Mimi didn't understand that this was a sarcastic remark so she just smiled and nodded her head, feeling smart.
Um…
"Well I'm REALLY hungry!" said Koushiro said, rubbing his stomach. "I need something to eat!"
"Tengo hambre." Dice J (Koushiro). (Pronounced 'Ho-ta') (Don't ask why.)
"I'll pick some berries!" said Taichi.
"Yo pick-o someioto berri-os." Dice BISTEC!! (Taichi)
"Let's ALL go!" said Sora.
Um… "Puedo ir al bano." Dice Senorita. (Sora)
"OKAY!!" said everyone.
"Puedo sacar punta?" dice everyoneotto.
"What kind of berries are we going to pick?" Daisuke asked.
"Como se dice en espanol…'stupid'?" Carne (Daisuke) ask-oed.
"I don't know." Answered Miyako.
"SILENCIO BRIBON DE NO PRODIGIOSO Y VIRTUOSO!!" everyoneitto yell-oed a Jamon. (Miyako)
"I'm VERY hungry." Iori said.
"Simon dice que toca la cabaza." Dice Sofia. (Iori)
Okay, I'm not going to do this anymore because it's annoying. I don't know as much Spanish as I thought I did. Oh well. SORRY SPANISH PEOPLE!!
So everyone walked into the forest that was so conveniently placed by the conveniently placed lake. When they got into the conveniently placed forest, they found some conveniently placed berries on some conveniently placed bushes.
"How convenient!" said Taichi.
They started picking some berries and crud like that. Pretty soon, the sun went down and all of the people who had gone swimming in their clothes were really cold. (That's all the boys except for Iori.)
"You shouldn't have gone swimming in your clothes!" Sora said with a shrug.
"I lost one of my shoes in the water but I didn't want to say anything." Daisuke said, looking down at his feet which had one shoe and one really dirty, really cute, REALLY tiny little sock.
"I'm really cold!" Yamato said, shivering. (He looked really cute of course because he is so cute. Even though his tiny little socks weren't showing, his tiny little shoes were and he was already a bazillion times cuter than Daisuke even WITHOUT Daisuke's retarded little tooth.)
"I was in boy scouts for a couple days and I can make a fire!" said Taichi, sitting down and picking up a stick. Then he started rubbing them together but they fell over and he just kind of failed.
"Thanks Taichi, you're a life saver." Said Miyako.
"It's not MY fault!" Taichi said, looking as though he would start crying.
All of a sudden, SomeFireBreathingDigimonwomon came out of nowhere, went to use her stuuupid move on them but she crashed into a tree and died. When she used her move before she died, she set a bush on fire.
"How convenient!" said Koushiro rubbing his hands in front of the fire. Everyone joined in and got all warm. Soon, Yamato grabbed a stick and let the end on fire and he paraded around with it high up as if it was a torch. (This, of course, looking really cute as usual.)
Soon, they all got tired, yawned cutely (except Sora and Hikari) and went to sleep all curled up and cute in front of the bush that was still on fire.
THE NEXT MORNING!!!
Everyone woke up and ate some breakfast which consisted of BERRIES!! Everyone ate kind of in silence.
"I saw this commercial once where they guy took out his mail and started running around and singing about how happy he was." Daisuke said suddenly, obviously trying to start conversation. "He made a really funny face."
"I thaw that commerthal!" said Hikari uncutely.
"I didn't." said Iori.
"Mama mia, that's a SPICY meat-a-ball!" said Koushiro. Everyone just kind of stared at him. "That's MY favorite commercial."
"Mine too!" said Yamato. "It's kind of like Mario and Luigi!"
"Are you talking about the Pepnobismal commercial?" Taichi asked, obviously trying to be funny. It worked because everyone started laughing.
All of a sudden…THE DIGIMON KAIZER AND WORMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Yes, I know I had him die but he's alive again.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
The Kaiser laughed evilly and then did that stupid little gasp thing. "Why are all of you so young?!" he yelled. Everyone was just so scared that they didn't answer. "No matter, it will just be easier to destroy you that way. And I also noticed that you don't have your Digimon!"
All of a sudden…LEOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (Yes, I know Leomon is not dead. No kidding.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "Prepare for pain and…"
"Excuse me, Leomon, but I'M inflicting pain upon the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari." Said the Kaiser.
"But I want to do it!" whined Leomon.
"I was here first." The Kaiser replied.
"I was here more than a series before you."
"I was talking about in the last few minutes."
"Well…" Leomon said, thinking. "YOU WILL NO LONGER BE A PROBLEM TO ME!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Leomon, what the HELL are you talking about?" The Kaiser asked, annoyed.
"You shouldn't swear, Ken." Said Wormmon.
"Shut up, Wurmon." Said The Kaiser as he pulled a piece of paper out of his pocket. "See, Leomon? It says right here, 'Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays are KAISER days. Thursdays and the weekends are LEOMON days."
"But it's TUESDAY." Leomon pointed out.
"The free day!" said The Kaiser. "And it clearly states that on Tuesdays, the free days, whoever is there first gets to torture the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari."
"I refuse to go by this schedule!" said Leomon. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"Leomon, we discussed this earlier." He pulled out another piece of paper. "You signed the contract." Leomon looked at the contract. Then he grabbed the contract and ate it. "LEOMON!! YOU FOOL!!"
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "You have annoyed me for too long!! KAZIM!! KAZAM!! KAZOOM!!" There was a puff of pink smoke with stars in it as everyone saw Leomon fly off like Superman and/or Yamcha with Wurmmon under his arm. (Did you notice that we spell Wormmon differently every time? That's because we don't know how to spell it. So we figured that if we spell it differently every time then one is BOUND to be right!! If you didn't notice before, you're probably going to go back and check after you finish reading this. I'll wait.)
(Okay, you're back. Let's continue.) Everyone coughed and when the pink smoke cleared, standing there was…THREE-YEAR OLD THE DIGIMON KAISER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…wait a second…AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!
"Hey look!" said Iori.
"He turned little!" said Daisuke. Everyone just kind of stared at each other for a minute before finally just cracking up. They thought that was the funniest thing in the world. Imagine, SOMEONE TURNING YOUNG!!! That's just ABSURD!!
"Don't laugh at me…" whined The Kaiser, starting to cry.
"Don't CRY!!" groaned Yamato. The Kaiser's face turned all red.
"You're kind of a wooth." Said Hikari.
"No I'm not!" said the Kaiser.
"Fine, whatever." Said Takeru who had come back from being GONE for a while. (Sorry, I kind of forgot about him since about three quarters of the way down page three…OOPS!! We'll just pretend that he's been here the whole time, okay?!) "What's your name?"
"Ken Ichijouji." The Kaiser answered. (Is that how you spell it?! OH WELL!! WHO CARES?!) (By the way, we're going to call him 'Ken' now because writing 'The Kaiser' is annoying.) (But he's still dressed up as The Kaiser in case you're wondering.)
Daisuke walked up to Ken. "My goggles a bazillion times better." He said, pointing to his own goggles on his head. "They're not pink and pink is a girl color."
"They're not goggles, they're sunglasses." Ken replied, putting the glasses thingys on his forehead. "And they're yellow, not pink."
"I never SAID that yours were pink," Daisuke said. "I was just saying that mine WEREN'T pink. Besides, yellow is a girl's color too."
"What's wrong with a GIRL'S color?!" Sora yelled.
"A BOY shouldn't wear a GIRL'S color." Daisuke said.
"Yellow isn't a girls color…" Ken started.
Hm…Iori's Digivice is yellow. Takeru's crest is yellow and so is his old, BETTER Digivice. And his hair is yellow too. So is Yamato's! The lightning bolts on Koushiro's shoes are yellow but that could be stretching it. OH WELL!!
"Cool!" said Yamato, tugging on Ken's little cape thingy. "Can I wear it?! PLEASE?! PLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASEPLEASE…"
"Okay…" Ken said and he could barely finish his sentence before Yamato ripped the cape off and already had it on himself.
"Look, I'm Ken!" said Yamato, strutting around.
"Can I see them?" Koushiro asked, pointing to Ken's glasses thingys.
"Um…okay." Ken said, taking them off.
"He has a WHIP!!" Taichi gasped, pointing to the whip around Ken's waist belt thingy. "Can I try it?!"
"I guess so…" Ken started but he was interrupted by ME!!
NO TAICHI YOU CANNOT!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! The whip disappeared into thin air never to be seen or heard from again!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! I am SOOOOO evil!!
"Okay, what should we do for fun now?" asked Miyako.
"I don't know." Said TAKERU. I will NOT forget him. He is NOT a neglected frog unlike SOME people I know!! Particularly people with blue hair and glasses.
"How about we go to Leomon's lair?!" yelled Taichi excitedly.
"YEAH!!" yelled everyone except Iori and Ken.
"He's kidding, right?" said Ken. "We're not REALLY going there, are we?"
"But Leomon is so scary!" whined Iori.
So they all went to Leomon's lair. (I know it went quick but WHO CARES?!)
"What are we looking for?" asked Koushiro.
"Um…our Digimon?" suggested Yamato.
"All right." Said Koushiro.
"I saw this on Scooby Doo." Said Mimi. "They were feeling around on the walls for a torch or something and a secret passageway opened!" she started feeling around on the wall when suddenly a big trap door opened and Mimi, Sora, Hikari and Miyako fell down.
"Oh…" said the boys because they were the only ones left.
"Girls had cooties anyway." Said Daisuke with a shrug. Then they continued to walk when all of a sudden, they came to a split in the cave place thingy.
"Okay, we have to split up." said Takeru.
"There are…" Taichi said as he started counting on his fingers. "Six or seven…six I think…no SEVEN of us here so that means that…um…a couple of people go in each group."
"Nice math." Yamato said, rolling his eyes.
"Who will go which way?" asked Iori. After about five minutes of arguing, they finally played One Potato, Two Potato and came to the conclusion that Ken, Koushiro and Yamato would go in the RIGHT cave place and Taichi, Daisuke, Takeru and Iori would go in the LEFT cave place.
"TENTOMON!!" Koushiro called down the cave. "TENTOMON!! WHERE ARE YOU?!"
"COME OUT COME OUT WHERE EVER YOU ARE!!" Yamato yelled. "GABUMON!!"
"WORMAWN!!" Ken yelled. "WORMMAWN!!" Koushiro and Yamato both stared at Ken. "What?"
"You're Digimon's name is Wurmawn?" Yamato said with a smile.
"Yeah…" Ken replied slowly.
"What does Wurmmawn Digivolve into?" Koushiro asked.
"Um…he hasn't Digivolved yet."
"I bet its Butterflymon!" said Yamato. Koushiro started laughing. Ken shrugged.
"Maybe…"
"My brother's Digimon took a long time to Digivolve." Yamato told Ken. "But it WASN'T worth the wait. Angemon was really stupid. But then again, what could I have POSSIBLY been expecting from PATAMON?"
"Well, I'll never know what Worrmon Digivolves into until we find him." Ken said with a shrug.
"But we already know that he Digivolves into BUTTERFLYMON!!" Koushiro said.
"Um…maybe…"
Since they're in Leomon's lair and Leomon's lair is just CRAWLING with evil Digimon MOUSEPADWOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!! (I know I'm not the most creative with names but as long as they're BAD it doesn't really matter.)
"ROAR!!" yelled Mousepadwomon stupidly. "MOUSEPAD POWER!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Ken, Yamato and Koushiro.
Without warning…
"SUPER SHOCKER!!"
"BLUE BLASTER!!"
"WURRMON POWER!!"
All of the attacks hit Mousepadwomon and she exploded. OH WELL!!
Tentomon, Gabumon and Wurmmon ran around the corner but there was something different about them because they all looked smaller and cuter than usual!! (Wait…Tentomon and Gabumon and Wurrmmon aren't really that cute to begin with but WHO CARES?! This is my story and I can do whatever I want to!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!) Leomon must have made THEM young too!!
"TENTOMON!!" Koushiro yelled as Tentomon jumped into his arms. (This looked really cute. And remember that Koushiro is wearing Ken's glasses thingys.)
"Koushiro!" said Tentomon.
"There you are, Gabumon!!" said Yamato as he bent down to Gabumon's height so he was just kind of a little ball. (This looked really cute too AND he's wearing Ken's cape thingy.)
"There YOU are, Yamato!!" said Gabumon. "Where WERE you all this time?!"
"Worrmmon, you're okay!" said Ken as he picked up Worrmmawn. (This looked really cute too because he was wearing ALL of the Kaiser clothes except the glasses and the cape, and PLUS, I think that three-year-old Ken would be really cute.)
Worrmawn nodded. "I was wondering where you were!" he said.
"Where are the others?" Ken asked.
"Others?" Gabumon replied.
"There are others?" Tentomon said, confused.
"We were all alone." Wormmawn said.
"We were with a bunch of other kids and they were looking for their Digimon too." Said Koushiro.
"Well I didn't know there were others." Tentomon answered.
"Now that you mention it, though…" started Gabumon. "We were brought in with a bunch of other Digimon but they split us up into groups."
"Okay, whatever!" said Yamato.
All of a sudden, THUMBWOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!
"I SHALL AVENGE MY BROTHER, FINGERWOMON!!" said Thumbwomon.
"But if it's a WOmon, wouldn't it be a GIRL?" asked Koushiro. Thumbwomon thought about this for a second and shrugged.
"WHATEVER!!" she said. "I SHALL AVENGE MY SISTER FINGERWOMON!!"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Yamato, Gabumon, Koushiro, Tentomon, Ken and Xwormon. (The 'X' is silent.)
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Thumbwomon stupidly as she laughed like a knave. "YOU WON'T ESCAPE!! COME FORTH TOEWOMON, ARMWOMON, LEGWOMON, FOOTWOMON, HANDWOMON AND KIWIMON!!" (Sorry.)
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone who wasn't an evil appendagewomon or Kiwimon.
"You have to Digivolve!!" said Yamato to Gabumon.
"Okay!" said Gabumon excitedly. There was the little miniature Digivice and then a miniature version of Garurumon is there and then he disintegrates and then little Gabumon is there spinning cutely. "GABUMON DIGIVOLVE TO…GARURUMON!!"
Garurumon was a lot smaller than he should be because he was just a little three year old Garurumon. He was about the size of a horse, maybe smaller, maybe bigger!! And he looked like a puppy with big eyes and stuff. (Only it wasn't uncute.)
"I have to ride you, Garurumon!!" said Yamato as he started jumping up and down excitedly. Then he ran over to Garurumon and swung his leg up on Garurumon and pulled himself up on his back while pulling his hair.
"OW!!" yelled Garurumon. "You're pulling my hair!!" Garurumon started crying.
As soon as Yamato got his place on Garurumon's back, he just sat there with a petrified expression on his face. His eyes were opened really wide as he just sat there looking scared and cute.
All of the appendage Digimon and Kiwimon were just kind of standing there being stupid.
"I've got to Digivolve, Koushiro!" said Tentomon.
"Okay!" said Koushiro, holding up his Digivice.
I don't feel like explaining the Digivolving again so we'll just say that it was the same thing only it applied to Tentomon. "TENTOMON DIGIVOLVE TO…KABUTERIMON!!"
Three year old Kabuterimon was about the size of a bug car. (BUG!! HAW HAW HAW HAW!!) Only he wasn't fat like a bug car he was just the SIZE as one. (In other words, he looked exactly the same only a lot smaller.)
"Can I get on?" Koushiro asked, pointing to Kabuterimon's back.
"Uh…okay!" said Kabuterimon as Koushiro climbed on his back.
Meanwhile, Yamato had started crying because he was really scared and Ken had to help him get down. Then Garurumon did Howling Blaster but he started crying because it felt as though he had thrown up and he was now lying down and pretending to still be sick.
"Should I digivolve?" asked Twormon. (The 'T' is silent just like in Tsunomon.)
"Um…okay." Said Ken.
"Oh, but I haven't had anything to eat in a long time." said Twormmon. "So I can't Digivolve."
"Okay." Said Ken with a shrug.
"ELECTRO SHOCKER!!" yelled Kabuterimon. Koushiro held on to Kabuterimon and he was practically holding on by one hand and was dangling in midair but he refused to let go.
"GARURUMON DIGIVOLVE AGAIN!!" yelled Yamato.
"But I'm SICK!!" whined Garurumon.
"DIGIVOLVE ANYWAY!!" Yamato yelled.
"Fine!" said Garurumon. "But if I get sicker than it's all your fault!!" Then the little Digivice has a spasm and turns blue and then the Crest of Friendship explodes out of it and spins around. Then Garurumon is standing there. "GARURUMON DIGIVOLVE TO…" Then he starts changing and stuff like that and YOU know what it's like. "WEREGARURUMON!!"
Koushiro pulled himself up so that his face was even with Kabuterimon's. He then wrapped his cute little arms around Kabuterimon's neck. (Or as far as they would go.) "You have to Digivolve too!"
"Okay!" said Kabuterimon excitedly as he put Koushiro down. He digivolved into Ultimate too!! YAY!! He then picked Koushiro up and sat him on the part where the little ax thing curves on his head so that it's kinda like a little seat just for Koushiro. MegaKabuterimon was still pretty big considering that he was only three-year-old MegaKabuterimon. Maybe he should about the size of a house. Oh and Weregarurumon is about as tall as I am.
ANYWAY!!
Vwormon (Silent 'V') was silently crying to himself. He was sad because he couldn't digivolve although he wasn't acting like a fag like Patamon was when HE couldn't digivolve, he was just depressed about it and he was MUCH cuter especially since he is only three-year-old Quormmon. (The 'Qu' make the 'w' sound.) Ken was crying too because he was scared and Yamato was still getting over the frightening experience he had on Garurumon's back although he wasn't crying. And just for fun, Weregarurumon had de-digivolved into Tsunomon (Who was about the size of those Tsunomon piggy banks that you might have seen in stores.) and he was crying too and claiming that he was sick.
ANYWAY!!
MegaKabuterimon 'Horn Bustered' all of the stupid Digimon and they exploded and then he de-digivolved into a miniature Motimon.
"YAY!!" yelled Koushiro as he picked up the little Motimon and hugged him cutely.
Kiwimon rose from the many dead appendage Digimon.
"I will get you for this!" he yelled as he ran away. Everyone thought that Kiwimon was a knave anyway and it's not like he can do anything ANYWAY so they just laughed at his stupidity as he ran away.
"Okay, now we have to find the Digimon and all the other kids." Said Yamato. Everyone nodded and looked around.
"What direction did we come in?" Koushiro asked, looking both ways.
"Um…how about…" Motimon said as he spun around in circles with his arm pointed out in one direction. He stopped and pointed to the right. Everyone shrugged and walked in that direction.
They walked for about two minutes in silence before they came across about a bazillion breaks in the cave.
"Geez, how does Leomon find his way around?!" said Yamato, annoyed.
"Which one should we go in?" Itty-bitty microscopic Tsunomon asked cutely.
"What could be behind, Door Number 1,930,461,351,928!?" said Yamato, walking towards door number 1,930,461,351,928.
"Why that door?" Twurrmawn asked.
"It's my lucky number." Yamato answered. Everyone figured "WHY THE HELL NOT?!" and just went in that door. They walked down the cave thingy only to suddenly come across Kiwimon with a bunch of other stupid Digimon at his side!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA!" said Kiwimon stupidly. "I HAVE BROUGHT RENFORCEMENTS!! Meet…STUPIDMON!!" This retarded Digimon stepped forward. It was that stupid looking Digimon that Terriermon Digivolves into. That's Stupidmon. "AND…FAGMON!! AND…RETARDEDMON!! AND…UNCUTEMON!!" Actually, Uncutemon was Patamon, Fagmon was Biyomon and Retardedmon was…well…Retardowomon's evil twin brother! Actually, we made both of them up. OH WELL!! They're stupid and they look like a mixture between Patamon, Ikkakumon, Togemon, Birdramon, Gatomon, Vademon, Biyomon, Koromon and all those other Digimon that are retarded and we hate!!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone again.
"You know, I think that Door Number 1,930,461,351,928 wasn't a very good door to go through!" said Koushiro. "How about Door Number 6?"
"OKAY!!" said everyone as they ran out of Door Number 1,930,461,351,928 and ran into Door Number 6 which was an itty bitty little cave that they had to crawl on their hands and knees through.
"I have to admit that 1,930,461,351,928 isn't my lucky number!" Yamato confessed.
They crawled as fast as they could and the ceiling just seemed to get lower and lower until they were practically slithering around.
"I'M STUCK!!" yelled Tsunomon. While he was bouncing his fin got stuck in the ceiling and he was dangling there. Then he started crying.
"Tsunomon…" Yamato said, grabbing onto Tsunomon and yanking him out of his place on the ceiling.
"I'm beginning to feel a little claustrophobic." Said Ken, looking around.
"Don't worry, Ken, we'll be all right!" said Xworrmmawn.
"I CAN SEE LIGHT!!" yelled Koushiro, pointing up ahead. They all gasped and started going as fast as they could. Koushiro and Motimon and Wermon crawled out and looked all happy just like in the episode where they were riding in Whaymon and then MetalSeadramon came and stuff like that.
"Help, I'm STUCK!!" Ken yelled. He was about halfway out of the cave.
"Hurry up!" came Yamato's voice from behind him.
"Come on!" came Tsunomon's voice.
"I can't!" Ken answered as tears started streaming down his face. "I'm stuck!" Koushiro grabbed onto Ken's hands and started pulling while Yamato pushed him from behind. Suddenly, with a POP!! Ken and Koushiro went flying backwards and rolled around for a little while before the both sat down and started crying.
"Koushiro, are you all right?" Motimon asked. Koushiro rubbed his eyes and nodded his head.
Then Tsunomon was tossed out and Yamato followed closely behind him. "I'M FREE!!" Yamato yelled as if he had been stuck in there for a really long time.
They all had cuts all over themselves from crawling around on the rocks and their clothes were all ripped. Luckily, they saw a river and went down there to get all cleaned off because they were dirty too.
After that, it started getting dark again and they were all cold again and cute and shivering. They were also in a little break in a cave thingy so they were scared too.
I bet you're all wondering where the 'MEANWHILE!!!' thing will be so that you can see what happened to the girls and the other boys. Well, we'll just tell you now that they found their Digimon and were back at the camp place thingy and they're doing JUST fine.
"I'm tired and sleepy and wet and cold and…" said Yamato and he continued this.
"Does anyone know how to make a fire?" Koushiro asked. Everyone just kind of looked at each other.
"Tsunomon, can't you do that as Gabumon?" Werrmon asked Tsunomon.
"Um…yeah, I guess so." Answered Tsunomon. "But I can't Digivolve because I'm hungry."
"Oh, I forgot!" said Wermmon, slapping his forehead. "I can make a fire! WERRMMON POWER!!" Then, by using his move, he made a fire for everyone.
"YAY!!" said everyone. They all cutely started to warm themselves up by rubbing their hands together and sitting close to the fire.
"I bet that if Taichi was here then he'd sit in the fire!" said Koushiro.
"Yeah, he'd be sitting in the fire because I would have TOSSED him in there!" said Yamato, laughing cruelly. "And Hikari and Sora and Takeru too! And Miyako and Daisuke and everyone else who is stupid!" Then he leaned over to Koushiro. "Let's toss Ken in the fire!" he whispered.
Koushiro started laughing.
"What's so funny?" Ken asked.
"Um…we were talking about how ripped your cape was." Lied Yamato as he took off Ken's cape. "Here, you can have it back." Then he handed it to Ken. Ken took it.
"Uh…thanks." He said.
"We could use it as fire fuel." Suggested Koushiro.
"What?!" said Ken. "NEVER!!"
"It was just a suggestion." Koushiro said, rolling his eyes.
All of a sudden, Kiwimon appeared out of nowhere looking stupid as usual!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone as they started running away.
"You're staying right he-a!" said Kiwimon stupidly, jumping in front of them.
"Why don't you just leave us alone?" asked no one in particular. All of a sudden, Kiwimon exploded!! YAY!!
"UM!!" said everyone.
All of a sudden…(Am I getting too repetitive?) LEOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. Then he paused. "Um…BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"
"UM!!" said everyone.
"Take a breath, Leomon." Said Yamato.
Leomon started thinking. (A new thing for him!) "Oh yeah! I remember what I was going to do NOW!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Geez, and you think I'M repetitive. Then Leomon did this stupid little dance and sang the Titanic song and then he disappeared into a puff of smoke while laughing diabolically.
When the smoke cleared, there were three kids there along with their Digimon. Koushiro had definitely become a lot younger. He was about one to one and a half years old. He was also very cute. Motimon was about the same too.
Yamato had gotten older by about two years. He was still VERY cute. Same thing with Tsunomon.
Ken had gotten older too so he was now about seven years old but he was also still very cute. And the SAME thing went for Txwerrmmawne. (The 'T' and the 'X' are silent.)
Koushiro lied down and appeared to go to sleep right away.
Yamato and Ken just kind of looked at each other and shrugged. So then they went to sleep and so did the Digimon. While they were asleep, Leomon came back and stole their Digimon.
THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The three woke up at the same time because they felt like it. "Where's our Digimon?" asked Yamato, looking around.
"Poor Xtwurrmon!" said Ken. (Remember the silent letters!)
"Well, let's get out of this cave." Said Yamato with a shrug. Koushiro started mumbling something that sounded similar to the "Let's go Fly a Kite" song in Mary Poppins or something like that.
They all got out of the cave to see all the other Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari there.
Because I don't feel like describing what they look like and stuff, I'll just give you this list of ages.
Taichi- 4
Yamato- 5
Sora- 11
Koushiro- 1
Mimi- 10
Jyou- 12
Takeru- 9
Hikari- 6
Daisuke- 3
Miyako- 8
Iori- 2
Ken- 7
YAY!!
"We were looking for you boyth everywhere!" said Hikari. (Yes, she DOES still have the lisp that, must we remind you, is VERY uncute AND now she has a Daisuke tooth on EACH side so it looks like she has dull fangs. So, mainly, she's a flunky vampire or Dale.) Okay, we've wasted too much space on Hikari.
"What are we going to do now?" asked Miyako stupidly. (YAY!! SHE CAN SAY THINGS STUPIDLY AGAIN BECAUSE SHE'S NOT CUTE ANYMORE!! YAY!!) And she's got really big retarded looking buckteeth.
"Well, now that we've tried to get our Digimon back AND Leomon has stole them, we can go and try to get them AGAIN." Suggested Sora. (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! SORA FROM 01!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
"No, that was boring the FIRST time around." Said Takeru. (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! TAKERU FROM 01 TWO YEARS OLDER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
"How about we go and BEAT Leomon up!" said Taichi, putting his fist up. (DAMN! He's still cute so he can't say things stupidly! WAAAAAAAAA!)
"No, that's too dangerous!" said Mimi. (AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! MIMI FROM 01!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!)
"No, it's not DANGEROUS, it's just stupid." Yamato said. (Aww…he's so CUTE!!)
"Let's beat up FRIGIMON since he's just a stupid Snowman." Said Daisuke. (HE CAN'T SAY THINGS STUPIDLY EITHER BECAUSE HE'S SO CUTE TOO!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!)
"I feel out of place because I don't know what's going on." Said Ken, feeling depressed. (Well, he's cute too!!)
Koushiro crawled up to Iori and just kind of stared at him. Iori stared right back at him and they just kind of sat there looking cute. Suddenly, Iori tapped Koushiro on the shoulder. Koushiro got mad and pushed Iori. Then they started pushing each other and pretty soon, they were biting each other too. They were also crying the whole time.
"STOP FIGHTING!!" said Miyako stupidly. (I feel all warm and fuzzy inside.)
(Little did everyone know, Iori secretly had all of his normal thoughts {but he just can't control them 100% of the time [and Iori has such strong will power so he can do that kind of stuff]} and he was beating Koushiro up because of the true rival thing!! Though, Iori "beating Koushiro up" wasn't really anything except for a little pushing and biting him. SILLY IORI!!)
Then Miyako stupidly (YAY!!) picked up Koushiro but he just bit her too. Then she started crying because she is a knave and dropped Koushiro and he started crying harder.
"Sh, quiet you three!" said Sora, trying to shut up Miyako, Koushiro and Iori who were all crying at the top of their lungs. Yamato blocked his ears and looked all annoyed and cute.
"SOMEONE SHUT THEM UP!!" he yelled louder than he needed to.
After they got them to shut up, all of the people from ages three to five and seven went off to play a game or something cute like that. (In other words, Daisuke, Taichi, Yamato and Ken.)
"I'm Gomamon!" said Daisuke. "GOMAMON WARP DIGIVOLVE TO… BLIKKAKUMON!!"
"Blikkakumon?" Yamato asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"Yeah, he's Gomamon's MEGA form!" said Daisuke.
"WHAT?!" said Yamato, annoyed. "Only Gabumon and Agumon can go mega! What's with GOMAMON?!"
"It's just part of the game." Daisuke replied. (Did we forget to mention that he DOESN'T have the retarded little tooth? Well, he doesn't.) "And I'm Gomamon in the game and I say that Gomamon warp Digivolves to BLIKKAKUMON!!"
"Well then I say that Veemon warp Digivolves to STUPIDMON!!" Yamato said, crossing his arms.
"No he doesn't!" said Daisuke.
"It's just part of the game!" said Yamato in a weird voice to make fun of Daisuke.
"Well, you can't be Veemon because I'm playing and you have to pick a Digimon of someone who isn't playing." Daisuke said.
"Whose Gomamon's Digimon partner?" asked Taichi.
"Um…I don't know." Daisuke answered with a shrug.
"Can I be MY Digimon?" asked Ken.
"No, you have to be someone who's not playing." Said Taichi.
"I DEFINITELY don't want to be PATAMON…" started Yamato.
"WHO WOULD?!" yelled the whole world.
"OR Gatomon…"
"GATOMON IS A FAG!!" yelled the whole world.
"OR Biyomon…"
"WE HATE BIYOMON!!" yelled the whole world.
"And I can't be GOMAMON because DAISUKE is being Gomamon. And I can't be Gabumon because he's MY Digimon. And well, Palmon is a GIRL and I don't really know what Hawkmon is but if he/she/it IS a girl then I don't want to be him/her/it. So that leaves either Tentomon or Armadillomon and Tentomon is more prodigious so I'll be him!" The whole world was kind of confused.
"OKAY!!" they said.
"I'M ARMADILLOMON!!" yelled Taichi.
"You can be Hawkmon, Ken." Said Daisuke.
"Okay." Said Ken.
"All right, Tentomon warp Digivolves to HerculesKabuterimon!" said Yamato. "And I'm REALLY big and I can smoosh all of you…EVEN Blikkukmon! Wait, no, ESPECIALLY Blikakkumon!"
"No because Blikakkumon is bigger than HerculesKabuterimon!!" Daisuke yelled.
"Look how long the name is!! If he has such a LONG name then he's GOT to be really big! Plus, look at the size of MegaKabuterimon so he's GOT to be really big!!"
"But Zudomon is really big and so is Blikkakumon!!"
"But…Blikkakumon is stupid."
Suddenly, Hikari walked over looking uncute and stupid. "Can I play?" she asked uncutely.
"Only if you're Patamon!" said Taichi.
"Then I don't WANT to play!" said Hikari, walking away stupidly.
"Okay, Blikkakumon is going to ARMOR Digivolve into BLIKKAKU-DRAMON!!"
"Then HerculesKabuterimon armor Digivolves into EvilWereMetalMegaWarHerculesKabuteridramon!! THE BUG OF EVILNESS!! MWA HA HA HA HA!! And he's even BIGGER than THE WHOLE WORLD!!"
"HEY!!" said the whole world.
"And he's evil too." Yamato said. "Top THAT."
"Well…" said Taichi. "Armadillomon armor Digivolve to…DIGMON THE DRILL OF POWER!!"
MEANWHILE!!!
"Can you say, MI-MI?" said Mimi, putting her face about three inches away from Koushiro's face. Koushiro laughed. "MI-MI." she repeated.
"MIMI!!" yelled Hikari stupidly. Mimi looked angrily up at Hikari.
"Not you Hikari you knave!!" She said with an annoyed tone.
"FINE!" said Hikari storming off like a knave.
Mimi turned back to Koushiro and continued to try and get him to say her name. Sora was playing with Iori.
"How old are you Iori?" she asked him slowly. Iori held up two fingers. (Apparently, he didn't have control of his normal brain at the time.) "And how old is that?" Sora pushed.
"Two." Iori said quietly. Mimi leaned over to Sora.
"Do you think that 'Mimi' is too hard for him to say?" she asked. Sora shrugged.
"I don't know. Ask him again." Mimi turned back to Koushiro.
"Say MI-MI…MI-MI." She looked at him. He seemed a little confused but he looked as though he was trying to hide it. "MI-MI!"
Iori patted Koushiro on the head. "Heesa yit-tle bay-bee." He said. Koushiro frowned at Iori. He didn't like this strange kid who kept touching him. He roughly pushed Iori's hand off his head. Iori looked surprised at first but then he frowned back at him.
Mimi and Sora are actually smarter than we take them for so they separated the two of them before they could viciously maim each other.
Mimi took Koushiro over into their own little area and continued to try and get Koushiro to say 'Mimi' and Sora stayed in the little area that they already occupied and did whatever knavish little thing Sora had in mind.
MEANWHILE!!
Hikari, Takeru and Miyako are all in that little range of uncuteness that ALL children reach unfortunately so they are suffering in their uncuteness and playing retarded games and copying the younger kids and playing Digimon although not NEARLY as cutely.
"Takeru, you HAVE to be Patamon, he's YOUR Digimon!" said Miyako.
"NO! I HATE Patamon!!" whined Takeru.
"I don't blame him." Said Hikari to Miyako. She leaned over. "Thhould we make him thuffer?"
"No." said Miyako sadly. "I guess not."
"YAY!!" yelled Takeru uncutely. "Well then I'm going to be my brother's Digimon since his are so prodigious!"
"Okay!" said Miyako. "Well, I'll be Palmon!"
That leaves Hikari with Biyomon since she is the only one not taken because you can't be anyone's Digimon who you are playing with so she can't be Patamon. She also didn't want to be a boy so she wasn't Veemon or Agumon. Their little group ran over to the other little group who was ALSO playing Digimon.
"We're playing Digimon too! We'll join in with you!" said all the uncute people. All the cute people groaned but agreed because it would be more fun to play with everyone so they also went over to the girls and the REALLY little kids.
"PLAY DIGIMON WITH US!!" they all demanded. Sora decided that it would be the responsible thing to do to humor them and play their little game with them to keep them out of trouble so she agreed. In the end, Sora was Gatomon, Mimi was 3ormon (If you look at the '3' from the side, it's a 'w'), Iori was Agumon, Koushiro was Veemon and NO ONE WAS PATAMON!! YAY!! (Good thing there isn't an extra person. That kinda makes you wonder once you pair them all up, Gomamon is left without a partner! How STRANGE!!) So they all played Digimon.
Sora ran up to Yamato. "LIGHTNING CLAW!" she yelled as she pretended to swipe at Yamato. Yamato just ran away. "Yamato! I hit you!"
"No you didn't!! I was flying! You MISSED!! HAHAHA!! SUPER SHOCKER!! I HIT YOU!! YOU'RE DEAD!!" Sora pretended to writhe in pain and die. Yamato just ran away laughing. "Gatomon is a wimp! She is a Champion and she was defeated by a ROOKIE!!"
"BLEACH WAVE!!" Daisuke yelled. Takeru stopped next to him.
"Who are you?" he asked.
"I'm Blikkakumon!" he said. "The MEGA of Gomamon!" Takeru kinda just nodded his head and ran off and 'Blue Blastered' Miyako. (This wouldn't work if any of the people with prides were older but since they're not, it works. Well, Mimi, I guess has a LITTLE bit of pride but it's not like she's ACTUALLY playing.)
She was running around swinging Koushiro around and yelling, 'VEE-HEADBUTT!' as she came up to random people who felt they needed a good 'Vee-Headbutt'. Koushiro was laughing hysterically and being VERY cute.
Iori was just kinda running around randomly chasing people around for a second and then tearing off in a different direction while laughing to himself. Every now and then, Sora would come up to him and tell him to say, 'Pepper Breath' and he would only respond in looking at Sora and quietly saying, "Pe-Bref."
"Close enough." Sora shrugged. Taichi was running around not really doing anything because he didn't really know his move.
"I'm going to armor digivolve into DIGMON!!" yelled Taichi excitedly.
"DIGI ARMOR ENERGIZE!!" cheered Daisuke. Taichi started spinning around faster than he really needed to.
"ARMADILLOMON ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TO… DIGMON THE DRILL OF POWER!!" he stopped spinning but he was kinda a little dizzy so he swayed around a little and crashed into Daisuke who fell over and immediately started crying. Sora ran over to Daisuke, leaving Iori all alone. Mimi ran over too and sat Koushiro down on the ground and he pulled himself up with her legs and urged her to pick him up but she was too busy trying to calm Daisuke down so Koushiro started crying to get her attention.
Iori walked over to the little group and up to Koushiro. "Doan cry." He said as he patted Koushiro on the head.
Koushiro looked up at Iori. Once again, this weird, unknown kid was touching him and he didn't want him to so he bit him. Iori started crying too and pushed Koushiro over who cried even harder.
Taichi walked up to Sora.
"Sora, I feel sick." He said to her. Sora was a little too overwhelmed with all the crying so she kinda ignored him. "Sora? Sora? SORA!!" Taichi noticed that Sora was ignoring him so he started crying too.
Well, Yamato and Ken started crying too because they were swinging each other around but Yamato lost his grip and they were both sent flying backwards and it hurt a lot.
Hikari and Miyako started crying too because they are fags.
Takeru started crying because all the crying had given him an earache.
Mimi and Sora were frantically rushing around trying to get everyone to stop crying but everyone refused to stop and continued going at full blast. Mimi got so frustrated that she started crying too.
"Stop crying everyone!" yelled Sora as she started getting frustrated as well. She was twitching a bit and a retarded vein was clearly visible on her forehead. "STOP!!" she yelled. Then she jerked around looking at everyone and then she lost her temper. A giant wall of fire exploded in front of her to reveal ZORA THE MONSTER!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone as they started running around in panic. Zora laser vision eyed stupid people like Hikari and Miyako and Takeru. She didn't laser vision eye anyone CUTE, though.
This made Iori, Koushiro and Daisuke cry even more. Yamato and Taichi were hugging each other and screaming. Ken was just standing there being cute and trying not to cry. Hikari, Miyako and Takeru were all burnt. And Mimi, well, she was trying to comfort all of the people who were scared which was everyone but she was scared herself so she was kind of screwed.
All of a sudden, FINGERWOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE… AGAIN!!
"ROAR!!" said Fingerwomon stupidly.
Everyone groaned.
"DON'T GROAN AT THE SIGHT OF ME!!" screeched Fingerwomon. "SNARL!! GRRRR!! SPIT!! HISS!!" Everyone shook their heads, disappointed. "WHY AREN'T YOU SCARED OF ME?! WHY ISN'T ANYONE EVER SCARED OF ME?! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
Zora the Monster laser vision eyed her and she exploded. Yeah, it was kind of pointless but WHO CARES?! Actually, it wasn't pointless because Zora turned back to Sora because she had laughed at Fingerwomon's stupidity. SPANK YOU FINGERWOMON!!
"YAY!!" said everyone.
Suddenly…actually…we've had enough evil Digimon attack them. Never mind.
Well…I can't think of anythin' else to write. So, I guess an evil Digimon will attack them. And we'll make it LEOMON too!!
"For a change of pace, I will not say 'BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA'!!" said Leomon. "Instead, I will say… MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA…"
"TAKE A BREATH LEOMON!!" yelled everyone because he was turning purple and he was pounding the ground because he REALLY needed to take a breath but he refused.
Finally, he stood up and took a deep breath. "Wow, that was REALLY hard." He said. "Well, remind me never to do THAT again." Then he looked around as if he was trying to remember something. "Oh right! I was going to inflict pain upon you Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken.
"THAT'S RIGHT!!" laughed Leomon. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA…"
"Stop, Leomon." Said everyone.
"Oh, thanks for reminding me!" said Leomon stupidly. "Hm…how should I painfully make you guys suffer?"
"We would hate if you went away." Said Sora, trying to use reverse psychology on Leomon.
"THEN THAT IS WHAT I SHALL DO!!" bellowed Leomon, feeling smart. "Only after I do one thing…ALAKAZAM!!" Then he disappeared and there was a blinding light and when it cleared, everyone was still there being cute except for the uncute people. But…GASP!! KEN TURNED BACK TO NORMAL!!
"Well it'th about time we got a babythitter." Said Hikari stupidly.
"What?!" said Ken. "I am NOT a babysitter! I don't even know what I'm doing here!!"
"Oh, whatever!" said Mimi as she walked over with Koushiro. "You can change Koushiro's diaper. Because…well…he's needed it for a while now but I didn't feel right about doing that…"
"NEVER!!" yelled Ken. Mimi smiled and dropped Koushiro in Ken's hands. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING THIS FOR?!" He did that little 'rrr' thing as all of the younger kids (some cute, some uncute) stared at him. "You expect me to do this?! Well, you are SADLY mistaken!!"
"Aw, come on!" said Mimi. "You can't just LEAVE him like that! What kind of babysitter are you?"
"I am NOT a babysitter!!" Ken yelled again.
"Sure, sure, that's what they ALL say!" said Miyako stupidly and uncutely. "Now BABY-SIT US!!"
Ken looked around. "JAUJBGUEMON!!" he yelled. (Just to tell you, the 'Jau' makes the 'w' sound and the 'Jb' makes the 'o' sound and the 'g' makes the 'r' sound and the 'ue' makes the 'm' sound.)
Werrmawn walked out a bush. "You called Master?" he said timidly.
"Come on, we're going home!" he said as he put Koushiro back in Mimi's arms.
"You can't just leave us here without a babysitter!" yelled Yamato.
Ken ignored them and started walking away.
All of the people from age three to nine concocted an evil plan and ran after Ken and ambushed him.
"BABY-SIT US OR WE'LL HAVE TO BABY-SIT ON YOU!!" yelled Taichi in Ken's face because they had knocked him over.
"GET OFF ME!!" yelled Ken, trying to get them off him but there was a swarm of them and PLUS they had a couple of older people too. And then Mimi and Sora came over and helped too.
TEN MINUTES LATER!!
Ken was sitting on a stump while leaning to one side with a book in his hands. He had Iori and Koushiro on each of his knees. All of the other kids were sitting eagerly around in a semi-circle.
"And then Zoot said to Bob, 'Do you think I'm fat?'" Ken read unenthusiastically. "Bob answered, 'Why no, Zoot. I think you're perfect.' And then Zoot said to Bob, 'But don't you think I'd look better if I lost just a few pounds?' Bob replied, 'Maybe.' 'MAYBE?!' Zoot screamed. 'I'll show you! I'll lose five pounds by the end of this week!' And then Zoot stormed off. Bob just kind of wondered what happened." Ken looked at the group. "Aren't you sick of this book yet?" he asked.
"NOOOOOO!!" they all bellowed.
Ken sighed. "So the next day Zoot lost five pounds and Bob and Zoot lived happily ever after." He pretended to read. "There, can I leave now?"
"No, you have to baby-sit us." Yamato replied.
"Can I read the rest?" Taichi asked.
"Fine," Ken said with a sigh.
Taichi stood up and walked over to Ken. "Sit in the circle!" he demanded.
"What?! NO!!"
"THEN I'M GOING TO CRY!!"
Ken, REALLY not wanting Taichi to cry, sighed, muttered something that I can't repeat under his breath and went and sat in the circle.
"Can I sit on your lap?" asked Daisuke as Taichi started 'reading' in the background.
"No." Ken answered.
"THEN I'M GOING TO CRY!!"
"I can't have THREE people in my lap at the same time!" Ken yelled.
"Oh, I'll take Koushiro!" said Mimi.
"And I'll take Iori!" said Sora. Ken groaned and pushed the two off his lap and Daisuke pounced on the empty space.
"THE END!!" Taichi finished.
"Okay, now that they story is over, I can leave." Said Ken, pushing Daisuke off his lap.
"No, you have to make us dinner!" said Takeru.
"Just make your own!" Ken said, annoyed.
"THEN WE'RE GONNA CRY!!"
"That's FINE because I'll be gone!" Ken yelled, standing up. Taichi and Yamato dived down and each grabbed one of his legs. "Let go, you fools! Do you know who you're dealing with!?"
"WE NEED A BABYSITTER!!" Yamato yelled.
Ken did that 'rrr' thing as he was won over by Yamato's incredibly adorable face and Taichi's HALF cute face. "Fine, but AFTER that I leave, okay?" he said.
"OKAY!!" said everyone happily.
They started walking and Ken was crossing his arms and frowning and looking VERY annoyed. "Can I hold your hand?" Daisuke asked, tugging on Ken's shirt.
"First you want to sit on my lap and NOW you want to hold my hand?!" Ken yelled. Daisuke nodded, looking all sad and cute. Ken groaned and shot out his hand coldly and Daisuke happily grabbed it.
"Where are we going to find the food?" asked Yamato.
"Let's eat KEN!!" suggested Taichi.
"YEAH!!" yelled Yamato.
"NO!" Ken yelled. "I mean, I'm the babysitter after all." Yamato and Taichi thought for a minute.
"Hmm… he's right." Said Taichi.
"Well, let's eat someone who doesn't pull their own weight!" chimed in Daisuke. They all scanned their little group with evil, yet cute but still very evil looking squints. "Hmm… that's pretty much everyone!"
"We could eat Koushiro because he's more work than he's worth but we wouldn't get very much out of him. Same with Iori." Said Yamato.
"And we definitely can't eat US!!" said Daisuke. The others nodded.
"We COULD eat Hikari and Miyako but they would be poisonous…" said Yamato as he skipped over them.
"Takeru looks yummy to me!" yelled Taichi. "And he doesn't contribute much to the group anyway does he?"
Takeru knew he was in no danger of them ACTAULLY eating him so he just ignored them. Although he DID fear being attacked and bitten savagely.
"Yes, I do all that important stuff that no one else does when you're not looking." Said Takeru. The three didn't really believe him but they didn't care. So they moved onto Sora and Mimi.
"Can we eat them?" asked Daisuke who was beginning to get hungry and being so young and naïve, he actually thought they were going to eat someone.
"Hmm… no, they're KINDA the babysitters too and you know how much we NEED babysitters…" said Yamato.
"SO LET'S EAT IORI AND KOUSHIRO!!" yelled Taichi excitedly.
"YAY!!" yelled the other two.
"No, we do NOT eat Iori and Koushiro!" said Mimi who had been listening to their conversation and hadn't decided to say anything until now.
"You don't but WE do!" said Yamato, putting his hands on his hips. He knew he wasn't ACTUALLY going to eat them but Taichi and Daisuke, being so much younger, did think they were going to eat them. So the other two just nodded excitedly.
"Well, you don't either." Mimi replied.
"LOOK THERE'TH FOOD!!" Hikari screamed stupidly out of nowhere.
Everyone looked where Hikari was pointing. "Hikari, that's not food," said Sora, annoyed. "That's a turtle."
"BUT I WANT TO EAT THOMETHING BECAUTH I'M THO HUNGRY!!" Hikari screeched.
Iori thought Hikari was yelling at him so he got this cute look on his face that ALL little kids get when they're about to cry. "No, shh, don't cry!" said Sora but he started crying anyway.
"Great!" said Takeru.
"Where'd Ken go?!" yelled Daisuke all of a sudden. "I was holding his hand and all of a sudden he disappeared while we were talking about eating people!" Everyone looked around to Ken quietly tip-toeing off in the other direction.
"AW NO YOU DON'T!!" yelled Miyako stupidly, diving on top of Ken, knocking him over. "If you don't stop right now then I'M GOING TO CRY!!"
"No, PLEASE don't cry!" said Ken pleadingly. (Obviously that was his weakness! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!! I feel more evil than Leomon.)
"Since you're the babysitter, you have to calm Iori down." Said Sora, holding Iori (who was still crying) out to Ken.
"YOU'RE taking care of him!" said Ken, refusing.
"THEN I'M GOING TO CRY!!" yelled all of the people younger than eight. Ken gritted his teeth and looked REALLY annoyed as he took Iori and started roughly rocking him back and forth.
"Stop crying! STOP CRYING DAMN IT!!" This just made Iori cry even harder.
"You're impossible!" said Sora, trying to sound grown up as she took Iori away from him.
"Since you're the babysitter YOU have to find us food." Said Takeru.
Suddenly, Willard strutted by looking Willardish like ALWAYS.
"Hello Selected Kids, New Digidestined, Hikari and…GASP!! THE DIGIMON KAISER!!" yelled Willard stupidly.
Ken found this to be a perfect opportunity as he started laughing like he ALWAYS does and then he jumped up into the air as that flying snake like Digimon thingy came out of nowhere and flew away with him on it.
"There goes our babysitter." Said Yamato with a sigh.
"Oh and we were gonna EAT him!" said Daisuke, snapping his fingers.
"Willard can be our babysitter." Said Miyako.
"LET'S EAT WILLARD!!" yelled Daisuke, obsessed with eating someone.
So they all ate Willard.
"Look what I found in his pocket!" said Takeru, holding up a piece of paper.
"Wow, it looks like some kind of cure or something!" said Sora, taking the paper.
"I WANNA READ IT!!" yelled Yamato. Sora sighed and handed it to Yamato. "AHEM!! Let's see, it says 'I am stupid. Signed Willard.' I agree! He IS stupid!"
"That's not what it says!" said Mimi. She snatched the paper out of his hands. "It's says 'The cure to turning The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari back to their normal ages is find the Magic Butterfly of the Land and The Magic Butterfly of the Land will use his magic butterfly of the land powers and turn them back.'"
"Oh, a butterfly, that sounds pretty!" said Miyako uncutely.
"And it'th a MAGIC one!" said Hikari stupidly.
"Let's go find this 'Magic Butterfly of the Land'!" said Takeru.
"Wait, what does it mean by 'turning back to normal ages'?" wondered Sora out loud.
"Maybe it's a scavenger hunt!" said Mimi excitedly. "Let's play! Sora, PLEASE?"
"Okay, okay." Said Sora with a shrug. They all walked around for a minute, not really expecting to find anything that would lead them to The Magic Butterfly of the Land.
"BUTTAFY!!" yelled Iori, pointing to a little white butterfly that was just kind of flying around.
"I don't think that's the Magic Butterfly of the Land." Sora told Iori.
"But…but…" started Iori.
"I AM THE MAGIC BUTTERFLY OF THE LAND!!" yelled the butterfly in a voice that sounded remarkably like Yokomon's stupid voice.
"Oh great Magic Butterfly of the Land, just tell what it means that 'turn back to a normal ages'!" said Mimi.
"I will only help you if you stay a night at the Yokomon's Village!" bellowed the Magic Butterfly of the Land. The kids kind of just stared at each other except for Iori and Koushiro who weren't really paying attention because they didn't care.
"Why?" asked Yamato.
"BECAUSE I SAID SO!!" shrieked the Magic Butterfly of the Land.
"Can't you just…" started Takeru.
"SHUT-UP!!" screeched the Magic Butterfly of the Land. "DO AS I COMMAND AND BE GONE FROM MY DOMAIN TO THE YOKOMON'S VILLAGE!!"
The kids shrugged and walked to the Yokomon's Village.
MEANWHILE!!!
Ken was sitting in his chair. He was just kind of sitting there when all of a sudden, Wermmawne walked up with a jar in his hand. "Master, I did as you commanded!" said Warmmon.
"Did you?" said Ken, spinning around to he was facing Warrmone. "You captured Gennai?"
"No, I think he's dead." Replied Wermone. "But I captured the next best thing!!"
"And what is that?" asked Ken, annoyed.
"The Magic Butterfly of the Land!" Twormmone answered, holding out the jar. Ken's eyebrows went up.
"The Magic Butterfly of the Land?" he said.
"Yes, he is an all powerful butterfly of the land!"
"Hm…I ask for Gennai but you bring me a BUTTERFLY? Wurmawne, I am NOT pleased."
"I'm sorry, Master."
"Dispose of that butterfly immediately!"
"But master, I don't dare! The Magic Butterfly of the Land is very powerful and he could do terrible things to me AND you!"
"Wurmone?" said Ken.
"Yes Master?"
"Shut up."
"Sorry, Master."
"Now get out of my sight!"
Warmawn bowed to Ken and left. He put The Magic Butterfly of the Land on a little table thingy and walked away.
"SNARL!!" yelled the Magic Butterfly of the Land stupidly. "When I am free of this jar…" All of a sudden, the jar exploded. The Magic Butterfly of the Land looked around, shrugged and flew away.
MEANWHILE!!
"HURRAH!!" yelled all of the uncute, unprodigious, retarded, knavish, virtuous, stupid, gay, faggy, dumb little Yokomons as all of the kids arrived. (WHY MUST WE GO THROUGH THIS IN EVERY STORY?! Oh…well…I guess it's MY fault because AFTER ALL, I write it!! HAW HAW HAW!!)
They all ate their dinner except for the people who didn't. But no one did because Willard had filled them up.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said an uncute little Yokomon to Taichi.
"I'm scared of the dark." Taichi replied. "Can I have a nightlight PLEASE?"
"Um…NO!!" yelled the Yokomon uncutely. "Go to sleep before I force you too!" Then she walked away uncutely while Taichi was left there to be scared of the monsters that might eat him while he was asleep.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said an unprodigious little Yokomon to Yamato.
"You're kind of unprodigious." Said Yamato.
"I know!" said the unprodigious little Yokomon unprodigiously. "That's why they say 'the unprodigious little Yokomon'!"
"Um…okay…" said Yamato. "Now go away before I'm forced to eat you like I ate Willard!"
"YOU ATE WILLARD?!?!" the unprodigious little Yokomon shrieked. Yamato got so annoyed that he punted the Yokomon.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a retarded little Yokomon to Daisuke.
"I'm scared, I want my mom!" said Daisuke, lying down on his bed.
"Um…WHATEVER!!" said the Yokomon retardedly as she walked out of the retarded little hut. Daisuke sniffled a little until he finally fell asleep.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a knavish little Yokomon to Sora.
"How come you're not letting me go in the same little hut as Iori?" Sora asked.
"What, is he your BOYFRIEND?!" said the Yokomon knavishly.
"He's two." Sora said, annoyed.
"Well, IS HE?!?"
"No, I just wanted to make sure that he doesn't get up in the middle of the night or start crying or anything!"
"SHUT UP!!" Then she marched knavishly out of the hut.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a virtuous little Yokomon to Mimi.
"What about Koushiro?!" yelled Mimi.
"Um…I'm sure he's enjoying his stay too." Said the Yokomon virtuously.
"No, I don't think so. I can hear him crying from here!"
"Oh, NO!! You've got it ALL WRONG!! That's our leader crying because she is so happy that you're staying here with us!!"
"It sounds more like a one-year-old crying because he's scared. It does NOT sound like a Yokomon crying with happiness."
"WELL IT IS NOW SHUT-UP AND ENJOY YOUR STAY BEFORE I KILL YOU!!" screeched the virtuous Yokomon virtuously.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a stupid little Yokomon to Iori.
Iori pointed to one of the petals. "Can I touch it?" he asked quietly.
"No." answered the Yokomon stupidly.
"Please? Iss okay! It won't hurt!"
"I know that I just don't want you to touch it!"
"I won't BREAK it!"
"TOUCH IT AND DIE!!" screeched the Yokomon stupidly. Iori didn't get it but he heard 'touch it' so he did. "ROAR!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO TOUCH IT!!" The Yokomon's eyes got all glowy and red and Iori started crying. Then she stupidly walked out of the stupid little hut.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a gay little Yokomon to Koushiro. Koushiro was crying because he didn't want to be all alone. "STOP CRYING AND ENJOY YOUR STAY!!" shrieked the Yokomon gaily.
"NOOOO!!" Koushiro yelled as tears streamed down his face.
"NO?!" said the gay Yokomon. "You dare say NO when I tell you to enjoy your stay?!?!?!?!?!?!?" Koushiro rubbed his eyes and nodded. "THEN YOU MUST DIE!!"
Luckily a worm came up, yelled at the gay Yokomon and then left. The gay Yokomon looked all gay and then she left. (Sorry if that was kind of…gay but we couldn't have the Yokomon KILL Koushiro, could we?! That's the sacred worm of wisdom. He is a god to the Yokomons or so they tell us. They could be lying after all.)
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a faggy little Yokomon to Takeru.
"Okay." Replied Takeru, wanting the fagilistic Yokomon to go away.
"Um…okay!" said the faggy Yokomon as she walked like a fag out of the faggy hut like the fag she is.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said an annoying little Yokomon to Hikari.
"I thure will!" said Hikari uncutely.
"Um…okay…BYE NOW!!" Then the annoying little Yokomon left.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a dumb little Yokomon to Miyako.
"LUR LUR LUR!!" said Miyako stupidly.
"Ha ha ha ha ha, WHATEVER!!" said the Yokomon dumbly. Then she walked as if she was dumb (which she is) out of the hut.
THE NEXT MORNING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone left and went back to the place where they found the Magic Butterfly of the Land before.
"You must spend another night at the Yokomon's village!" said the Magic Butterfly of the Land stupidly. All of a sudden, the REAL the Magic Butterfly of the Land came out of nowhere.
"IMPOSTER!!" yelled the real the Magic Butterfly of the Land as he killed the fake the Magic Butterfly of the Land who was really a Yokomon. Then he turned to the kids. "What seems to be the problem?" he asked them.
"We got this letter out of Willard's pocket!" said Sora, handing the letter to the Magic Butterfly of the Land.
"You were turned younger?" asked the Magic Butterfly of the Land.
"I don't think so…"
"This is typical! NOT remembering it! Well, there's only one way to do this!! Mazakala!!" Then he disappeared, his stupid self never seen or heard from again.
"YAY!! WE'RE BACK TO NORMAL!!" yelled everyone.
And then our story ended abruptly so you don't have to keep reading.