Heero: Omae o korosu, Duo baka.
Duo: *silence*
AMAKSA:
The group continues on their journey to the dark dragon's cave. On the way...
Quatre:
*slightly nervous* Wait! We are going to face a dragon?
Heero: That is what the AMAKSA said.
Quatre: I know but...
Heero:
Just shut up Quatre and let's get this story over with.
AMAKSA:
Thanks, I think. Anyway, the group
continues on all the while being unaware of the fact that the nasty Relena was
following them.
Heero:
Dang it! I thought I was rid of her for
at least one fic!
AMAKSA:
*Death glare to Heero (oh my gosh!
Someone actually death glared Heero?!)* Stop complaining, I could make
this a lot worse for you.
Heero: *actually steps down from this one*
AMAKSA:
After a long meeting with Elves from Trowa's home place of Rivendell, the group
heads off once again. They are all now
well armed with swords and weapons of all kinds. Duo is equipped with a dagger, Heero and Trowa with swords,
Quatre with a battle axe and Wufei needs nothing more than his wizard's staff.
*G-boys
handle their weapons, inspecting them, most impressed.*
Wufei: *firmly*
I want a sword.
AMAKSA: You're a wizard. You don't use a sword.
Wufei:
*stands his ground and glares with open hand* My sword...
AMAKSA: No!
You are a wizard!
Wufei: Does it look like I care?
Trowa:
Oh give him the stupid sword already or he'll kill someone.
AMAKSA:
*shrugs* Fine. *Throws Wufei a well-crafted oriental
sword that definitely
looks weird with a wizard.* Now may I get on with the story?!?
Wufei: *quite pleased with himself* Please do.
AMAKSA:
*mumbles choice words under breath* Now!
You guys are so terrible to work with we are skipping over the part with
the giant spiders, water Elves, goblins and the giant feast. We're going straight to the end!
Heero:
*sarcastically while leaning against a tree* Oh darn, I was so looking forward
to those spiders.
Duo: *Huge "?"
Bubble* We are skipping a feast?!
Other G-boys *sweat drop*
AMAKSA:
*Yells* For once just forget about food Duo and listen to me!
Wufei: That will be the day...
Trowa:
Actually, I am kinda hungry, a feast doesn't sound all that bad.
Quatre: Yeah!
I hope they have tea!
Heero:
What is with you and your tea?! Can't
we go just one day without you whining about your tea? I'm sorry but the way you like your tea so
much is just disturbing.
Quatre: That's disturbing?! At least I don't wear spandex!
Heero: You wear pink!
Quatre: I have twenty-nine sisters! I don't have a choice!
AMAKSA:
ENOUGH! The both of you SHUT UP! That is it!
I've had it with you five. We
are skipping right to the end. I can't
take it anymore. Just shut up for one
little scene okay?! JUST ONE!
G-boys: *silence?*
Duo:
(thought it was too good to be true) *laughs at Quatre and Heero* Man, she sure...
AMAKSA:
That goes double for you Duo! *silence again* Now, the last scene is in the
Dark Kingdom...
Quatre: What about that dragon...
AMAKSA:
*horribly frustrated* Will you forget about the stupid dragon! We skipped everything except the last scene. I told you that!
Quatre: So does that include...
AMAKSA:
*mentally snapped* YES! Everything!
Dragons, goblins, everything!
The things of every! Nothing has
been left out of the "things we skipped list" All that is left is the last
scene!
Quatre: So...
Other G-boys: *Four guns pointed at Quatre* Shut up!
Quatre: *shrinks away*
AMAKSA:
I am going to finish this! Now, all of
you are at the top of Mount Mortar.
This is the only place where the ring can be destroyed. The ring must be thrown inside the volcano,
then the evil will be vanquished and the Dark Lord (not explained cuz
everything was skipped!) will thus die.
Duo:
*repulsed* I will NOT destroy my ring!
I have become very attached to this ring and I will not throw it in some
freak volcano from nowhere!
Heero:
Actually, Duo, it is a freak volcano from Mount Mortar.
Duo: Does it look like I care?!
AMAKSA: *calmly* Fine.
G-boys: *all shocked*
Wufei: You are listening to him?
AMAKSA:
*again* Fine, Heero will do it. And if he
cooperates, maybe Relena will die.
Heero: *jumps up ready to do anything now*
AMAKSA: Give up the ring Duo!
Duo:
*tries to run but a random log falls from the air and renders him
unconscious. (AMAKSA can add anything
to her fic)*
Heero: *snatches ring* What do I have to do?
AMAKSA:
Wait for the repulsive Relena to come from hiding, which should be soon, then
devise a way to get her and the ring into the volcano.
Heero:
I can just throw them both in? BOTH
of 'em? For sure?
AMAKSA: *nodded*
Heero: YES!
FINALLY!
Relena: *comes running across scene towards Heero*
My ring!
Heero:
Want it? Go get it! *throws ring into
the lava and Relena dives after it*
All G-boys but Heero: *rejoice* YAY!
Heero:
Actually, I didn't like it that way, too boring, can I do it differently? And do anything I'd like to get them both
in?
AMAKSA:
Sure, what the heck, let me just pull the story back some...
*Flash!*
Relena: *comes running across scene towards Heero*
My ring!
Heero:
*pulls many high powered guns from cloak and shoots many well-earned holes into
Relena after using Wufei's staff as a flamethrower on her.*
AMAKSA:
*cracking up with laughter* That's just great but they are both still out of
the lava.
Heero:
*shrugs and kicks what is left of Relena into the pit and simply tossed in the
ring after her* Better?
AMAKSA:
Much. Now, I can finally finish the
story. *clears throat again* Our heroes, mission now completed, depart on their
separate ways. The evil is once again
destroyed and the world is safe once again...
Heero: Most importantly, Relena is dead.
AMAKSA: That was not the point of the story, Heero.
Duo: Who cares?
She is finally gone!
Wufei: No more of her stupid peace and unearned
justice!
AMAKSA: I said, that wasn't the...
Trowa:
No more pointless lectures about peace that only waste fifteen minutes of a
good episode.
AMAKSA: You guys!
That is not the point!
Duo:
*starts singing* No more Relena, She's finally dead! Heero finally shot her head!
(And so on continuously)
AMAKSA: Shut up Duo!
Duo: *still singing*
AMAKSA: *grabs head* The pain you cause me! Stop it!
Trowa:
If you give us the ending we want we'll shut him up for you.
AMAKSA:
But Relena's death had nothing to do with Tolkien's story!
Wufei:
Fine, I guess we will have to join him in his song then. *starts singing*
AMAKSA:
*so confused* Wufei, that is just WRONG!
For the sake of humanity man, stop it!
*singing still*
AMAKSA: Fine, I give up! To all you fan fic readers out there, who actually read this
far. The point of the story, no matter
how strange, is that Relena is finally dead! *Mumbles to herself* Who cares
that the evil was finally vanquished and I killed myself trying to get these
idiots to properly represent the story, only to have my hopes and dreams
completely obliterated.
Trowa:
Much better! *pulls out gun and points at Duo and Wufei* Now shut up!
*silence reigns*
AMAKSA:
*from under arms where she buried her head in defeat* Finally, it's over...
THUS
ENDS THE STORY!
Author's Note: Sorry, I know it was strange and very
mis-represented but that what happens when you try to get over a thousand pages
of story into a fic like this. Also,
things got strange so I just let go of trying to follow the story line, if you
didn't notice. For the Relena-haters
(like me) I tried to throw in something for you. Hope you enjoyed!
GRR... legally, I must now say I DO NOT own Gundam
Wing. As much as I love the G-boys and
the show, they aren't mine. This is a
FAN FIC... A Fictional Story involving the characters, written by a fan. So don't sue me!
Reviews and Comments Welcome
