Adventures With the New Digidestined 6!!
I think our pointless little comment at the beginning of the story shall be more pointless that usual. Okay, everyone here watches Dragon Ball Z, right? Well OF COURSE YOU DO!! Who DOESN'T?! I would just like to ask a question…DON'T YOU JUST HATE TIEN?!?! He is just such a KNAVE!! He's got no life and he's stupid and he's too muscular!! AND HE HAS THAT STUPID THIRD EYE!!! WHAT THE HELL IS WITH THAT?!?!? It doesn't even LOOK like an eye!! Not only doesn't it blink but it doesn't look around!! IT LOOKS LIKE A STICKER!! In my opinion, Tien needs to perish. I'm taking a poll. If you hate Tien, read this story. If you LIKE Tien, and I don't know WHY you would, but if you DID then be gone and go to some Tien shrine! If they exist, that is and I'm sure they DON'T so just go to a Dragon Ball Z site and look at Tien's profile! BE GONE TIEN LOVERS!! YOU ARE NOT WELCOME HERE!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!! Don't mind me.
The Selected Kids, New Digidestined, Hikari and Jyou were walking along in the Digiworld. I know we say this every time so I'll try to rephrase it…hm…Leomon had secretly crept up on them when they weren't looking and snatched their digital partners so they were at a lost for them. And it's not one of those prodigious 01 episodes but one of those inferior 02 episodes so they're a few more years in age and their names are not the same as they are in 01.
So ANYWAY!!!
Yamato and Koushiro were being prodigious of COURSE!!
Hikari, Miyako, Taichi and Daisuke were all being stupid but it's not like it's a new thing.
Sora, Takeru and Mimi were just talking and being non-opinionated. (I know we say that everyone time but OH WELL!!)
Iori, of course, was being mad. I mean, WHAT ELSE COULD HE BE DOING?!
So they were just walking along.
You know what? Now that I've seen a lot of episodes I've realized that I don't despise Daisuke as much as I thought. I know I said that nothing could change my mind but it DID so I'm gonna try and make him a little more like I make…TAKERU or something!! And as for Iori…I don't even have to GO there! I mean, we couldn't have gotten his personality more wrong. We're going to try to make him have his regular old personality, okay?! And since we only have THREE people in the stupid group now I've decided to add Sora to it. I should have used this as my beginning comment. Oh well.
Okay so here's the NEW beginning part.
Yamato and Koushiro were being prodigious of COURSE!!
Hikari, Miyako, Taichi and Sora were all being stupid but it's not like it's a new thing. (Well, it kind of it for Sora. I mean, she's STUPID but we're just going to show it more like we do with everyone else. Hoo-wa ha ha ha ha ha!!)
Daisuke, Iori, Takeru and Mimi were just talking and being non-opinionated.
So they were just walking along.
You know what? I don't really hate Taichi as much as I used to. So I guess he's in that non-opinionated group instead of the stupid group. GUESS WHAT?!?! All of the stupid people are girls now!! And Mimi is the only one who isn't and I'm considering putting her in the stupid group only because she's a knave in 02. AND since this is an 02 story…hehehehe. I also want to tell you that when we refer to the stupid people, it will now be Hikari, Miyako, Sora and Mimi as opposed to Hikari, Miyako, Taichi and Daisuke.
Yamato and Koushiro were being prodigious of COURSE!!
Hikari, Miyako, Sora and Mimi were all being stupid.
Daisuke, Taichi, Iori and Takeru were just talking and being non-opinionated.
Okay, I'm REALLY gonna start now!!
So they were just walking along.
Oh and…JUST KIDDING!!
All of a sudden, LEOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "I shall cast some stupid spell on you because I am bored and I have nothing better to do!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he clapped his hands, touched his toes, turned around and put his finger on his nose. He flapped his arms and JUMPED UP HIGH!! Then he wiggled his fingers and REACHED FOR THE SKY!! Then he disappeared.
"IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?!?!" Miyako shrieked stupidly.
I'm just going to tell you ahead of time that they've all switched bodies. Here's a list that you can go by…
Taichi is Mimi
Mimi is Takeru
Hikari is Yamato
Yamato is Koushiro
Koushiro is Iori
Iori is Sora
Sora is Miyako
Miyako is Taichi
Takeru is Daisuke
Daisuke is Hikari
And when I said 'Miyako shrieked stupidly' I meant 'Sora shrieked stupidly' since Sora's in Miyako's body. So if I said 'said Iori', then I was talking about KOUSHIRO talking. Actually, I'll just put the BODY down and then I'll put in parenthesis who it REALLY is!! Example: "IS EVERYONE ALL RIGHT?!" shrieked Miyako (Sora) stupidly.
"Thanks for telling us, Narrator, we can avoid the shock." Said Daisuke (Takeru). DAMN!! I keep forgetting that you guys can hear me.
"DAMN!!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato). "I hate this!" Yamato, I just said 'Damn', we can't have two 'damns' right in a row! "Fine, SHIT!!" No, that's inappropriate. "CRUD MONKEYS!!" That's better.
"I can't believe how often this happens." Said Mimi (Taichi), annoyed.
"MY HAIR!!" shrieked Takeru (Mimi) stupidly.
"I'M SO PRODIGIOUS SINCE I AM YAMATO!!" yelled Yamato (Hikari) stupidly. (That doesn't flow very well.)
"You will never be prodigious, Hikari, even if you DO have my body!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato).
"The name's Yamato." Said Yamato (Hikari) knavishly.
"I believe that there's only one logical method to go about this problem." Said Iori (Koushiro).
"What?" asked Sora (Iori).
"We have to seek out Leomon and FORCE him to give us our normal bodies back!" Iori (Koushiro) answered.
"Well DUH." Said Miyako (Sora) stupidly. (No change there.)
"What did you EXPECT me to say?" Iori (Koushiro) asked.
"I don't know, something smart?" suggested Miyako (Sora).
"LET'S GO KILL LEOMON!!" yelled Taichi (Miyako).
"WHY?!" yelled Daisuke (Takeru). "There's no point in that! Then we'll NEVER turn back!"
"Well, I thought it was a good idea." Said Taichi (Miyako), looking as though he was about to cry.
"That is kind of a dumb idea." Said Hikari (Daisuke).
"This is disturbing." Said Mimi (Taichi), shaking her head. "We have to find Leomon and not only get our Digimon back but force him to fix our…problem."
So they all started walking along. All of the stupid people who looked like other people were running around being knaves and making the other people look stupid.
"Hikari, you're making me look stupid!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato).
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU TO CALL ME YAMATO?!" screeched Yamato (Hikari).
"I didn't know I could go that high…" Koushiro (Yamato) said, blocking his ears. "And I just can't stand having your voice, Koushiro!! I mean, no offence or anything but I didn't mind it when I was just listening to it but when it's COMING from ME…"
"How do you think I feel?!" yelled Iori (Koushiro). "I mean, I sound like I have a sore throat constantly! And look at me…I'm five inches tall again…"
"Stop making fun of me!" said Sora (Iori).
"I was being sarcastic, you're not really five inches tall." Iori (Koushiro) assured Sora (Iori).
"No kidding." Said Sora (Iori), rolling her eyes.
"Well look on the BRIGHT side," said Mimi (Taichi). "At least you didn't warp into a GIRL!!" Everyone laughed at Taichi, Daisuke and Iori's misfortune since all the girls are stupid.
Everyone complained a lot because it was fun.
"Well, you're all ALREADY lucky because you're not HIKARI!!" complained Hikari (Daisuke). Every chuckled at her because she had to be Hikari, the worst Digidestined by FAR!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!! I hate Hikari more than I hate Tien and Gohan! (Oh, by the way, I hate Gohan too. Not Old Gohan of course but Gohan as a faggy little kid who always had laryngitis.) But if I had to compare Hikari and Patamon… I don't know. Maybe Patamon.
So anyway!!
Something needs to happen. Hmm…OKAY!!
All of a sudden the Digimon ran over to their designated kid. (Of course in doing this, they split up into little groups of one kid and one Digimon.)
"KOUSHIRO!!" Armadillomon (Tentomon) yelled running over to Iori (Koushiro). At first Iori (Koushiro) felt a bit awkward about having Armadillomon run to him but after Armadillomon (Tentomon) confessed that he was really TENTOMON everything was JUUUUST fine.
"How'd you know it was me?" asked Iori (Koushiro).
"Well, I'M Armadillomon so I guess it only makes sense."
"Oh okay." Said Iori (Koushiro).
"I don't know how long I'm going to be able to stand Armadillomon's voice coming from ME."
"I know how you feel." Said Iori (Koushiro) sadly. (Even though Koushiro is the best we have to move on sadly.)
MEANWHILE!!
I will go in order now that I have Koushiro out of the way.
"Taichi where are you?" called Palmon (Agumon).
"Right here!" called Mimi (Taichi) from the little group as she ran over to Palmon (Agumon).
"HELP ME I'M PALMON!!" cried Palmon (Agumon).
"I'M MIMI!!" yelled Mimi (Taichi).
"It's not fair."
"I know."
MEANWHILE!!
"Yamato!" yelled Tentomon (Gabumon). Koushiro (Yamato) walked over to Tentomon (Gabumon) and looked down at him.
"Gabumon?" he asked. Tentomon (Gabumon) nodded. "It happened to you too?"
"OBVIOUSLY!" said Tentomon (Gabumon). Then he calmed down. "Well, it could be worse, you could be Hikari."
"Hikari's in MY body." Koushiro (Yamato) groaned.
"Ouch." Said Tentomon (Gabumon). Then he realized something. "Which means that Gatomon is in MINE!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!"
"Hikari is BY FAR worse than Gatomon!!" argued Koushiro (Yamato).
"No, GATOMON'S worse!!" yelled Tentomon (Gabumon). Then he thought about that for a second. "No, actually you're right. Hikari is worse."
MEANWHILE!!!
"LA LA LA LA LA LA!!" said Gabumon (Gatomon) stupidly while skipping over to Yamato (Hikari). "Why, hello Yamato!"
"Why, hello Gabumon!" said Yamato (Hikari).
"Do you think I should use Blue Blaster, Yamato?" Gabumon (Gatomon) asked.
"Do you think I should sing, Gabumon?" asked Yamato (Hikari). (Remember of course that this is Gatomon and Hikari and they are knaves so that's all they talk about and they like the warping thing.)
MEANWHILE!!!
"IORI!!" yelled Biyomon (Armadillomon) as she walked over to Sora (Iori).
"Um…hi Biyomon." Said Sora (Iori) uncomfortably.
"It's me, Armadillomon!" said Biyomon (Armadillomon). This ran through Sora (Iori)'s head for a second before she finally got it.
"OH!" she said. "It happened to you too?" Biyomon (Armadillomon) nodded.
MEANWHILE!!!
"And you know what the BEST part is?!" said Hawkmon (Biyomon) stupidly to Miyako (Sora).
"WHAT!?!" shrieked Miyako (Sora) stupidly.
"MY HUMOROUS LITTLE VOICE!!" screeched Hawkmon (Biyomon). "And I don't have that annoying, stuuupid high-pitched one anymore that was so uncute!!"
"YAY!!" yelled Miyako (Sora).
MEANWHILE!!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" wailed Patamon (Palmon). "I DON'T LIKE BEING PATAMON!!"
"It's okay, Patamon." Said Takeru (Mimi) stupidly.
"DON'T CALL ME PATAMON!!" yelled Patamon (Palmon).
"But I think it would be more fun that way." Said Takeru (Mimi) stupidly.
"BUT I DON'T WANT TO BE PATAMON AND IT'S NOT FUN!!"
MEANWHILE!!!
"ISN'T THIS FUN?!" screamed Taichi (Miyako) in Agumon (Hawkmon)'s face. Agumon (Hawkmon) just kind of looked at Taichi (Miyako) with an annoyed expression on his face.
"No, it's not fun." Agumon (Hawkmon) replied. "I don't like not being able to fly anymore."
"LOOK ON THE BRIGHT SIDES OF THINGS!!" said Taichi (Miyako) stupidly.
"WHAT bright side?" said Agumon (Hawkmon), putting his hands on his hips.
"Um…this is cool!" replied Taichi (Miyako). Agumon (Hawkmon) rolled his eyes.
MEANWHILE!!!
"I don't have to be Patamon anymore, I don't have to be Patamon anymore, I don't have to be Patamon anymore," Veemon (Patamon) chanted while happily skipping around in a circle.
Daisuke (Takeru) just kind of stared at him. He actually WAS kind of glad that his Digimon wasn't uncute anymore because Veemon is kind of cute but Patamon is so UNCUTE that compared to HIM Veemon is IRRESISTIBLE!!
MEANWHILE!!!
"I'M SO UNCUTE!!" said Gatomon (Veemon), looking down at herself. Then she looked at Hikari (Daisuke). "I feel bad for you."
"I also have her stupid voice too…" Hikari (Daisuke) started.
"I feel REALLY bad for you." Gatomon (Veemon) said.
"But I also feel bad for Yamato because Hikari warped into HIS body!" Hikari (Daisuke) said. "Who knows WHAT she'll do!" Gatomon (Veemon) nodded.
MEANWHILE!!!
What? We already went through them all? Okay, then they all gathered up to discuss their little problem.
"I WOULD strangle Hikari but she's in my body and I wouldn't want to hurt MYSELF." Said Koushiro (Yamato) sadly.
"Well that's the LEAST of our worries!" said Taichi (Miyako).
"WHAT?!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato). "That's the BIGGEST of our worries!! That ties in with WHY THE HELL ARE WE JUST STANDING HERE AND NOT GETTING OUT DIGIMON BACK?!" Koushiro (Yamato) looked around at all the Digimon staring at him. "Okay, okay. You guys aren't usually with us so I've just gotten used to saying that. Let me try again. Why the hell are we just standing here and not turning back to normal?!"
"Um…he's got a point." Said Iori (Koushiro). "I suggest that we find Leomon and…"
But he was interrupted by…SOMETHING!!! …WOMON!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Somethingwomon. "Prepare to PERISH!!" Then she did something and a big hole opened and Mimi (Taichi), Takeru (Mimi), Yamato (Hikari), Koushiro (Yamato) and Iori (Koushiro) fell down.
"OH NO!!" shrieked Miyako (Sora).
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Somethingwomon stupidly. "Now my partners, Someonewomon and Somewherewomon shall dispose of you while I take care of your friends!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then Somethingwomon did a stupid little dance and disappeared and Someonewomon and Somewherewomon appeared out of nowhere to do her evil bidding.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" yelled everyone.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Wow, good thing that haystack was there." Said Mimi (Taichi), standing up. "Or else we would have been done for!"
"We have to figure out a way to get out of here." Said Koushiro (Yamato).
"First we have to figure out WHERE we are!" said Iori (Koushiro).
"I'm hungry." Said Yamato (Hikari).
"I'm sleepy." Said Takeru (Mimi).
"Well we can't do anything about that." Said Koushiro (Yamato), annoyed.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Poor Yamato!" said Gabumon (Gatomon).
"I hope you're not talking about Hikari." Said Tentomon (Gabumon).
"I was." Said Gabumon (Gatomon).
"Then why don't you SAY Hikari?" asked Tentomon (Gabumon).
"Because she's in Yamato's body so why not make it a little more fun you silly little bug!!"
"Don't call me that or I might just have to hurt you." said Tentomon (Gabumon).
"You wouldn't hurt me because I'm in your body!" Tentomon (Gabumon) looked annoyed.
"Let's stop this and try to figure out a way how to find the others!" said Hikari (Daisuke).
"AHEM!!" said Someonewomon and Somewherewomon.
"Oh, we forgot you guys were there." Said Sora (Iori).
"Well then!!" said Someonewomon. "SOMEONE POWER!!"
"SOMEWHERE POWER!!" yelled Somewherewomon.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"COME ON YOU HAVE TO DIGIVOLVE!!" yelled Miyako (Sora) at Hawkmon (Biyomon). "ARMOR DIGIVOLVE!!"
"I don't know how!!" said Hawkmon (Biyomon).
"It's easy, it's just like normal Digivolving only you say 'armor' in there and then you say a different name as well as a little description thingy like 'THE DRILL OF POWER' or something like that." Explained Agumon (Hawkmon).
"Okay." Said Hawkmon (Biyomon).
"DIGI ARMOR ENGER…GIZE!!" yelled Miyako (Sora). I don't feel like describing it so he/she/it was just there on one side of the egg and stuff.
"HAWKMON ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TO…" And Hawkmon (Biyomon) tried a little to hard to make his/her/its voice all humorous. "HALSEMON THE WINGS OF LOVE!!" Then Halsemon was there being a fag. "TEMPEST WING!!" yelled Halsemon as he did his move on Someonewomon and Somewherewomon.
You know? Even though we don't know the gender of Hawkmon, we know for a FACT that Halsemon is a male. I mean…what FEMALE would sound so masculine? OH WELL!! I'm serious, I don't know what Hawkmon is. There are two of us. I say it's a boy, but my partner says that he/she/it's a GIRL!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! So we're going to do the same thing that we did with Wormmon and call he/she/it a BOY sometimes, a GIRL sometimes and an IT sometimes!! YAY!! We are so smat. I mean smart.
"I must armor Digivolve too!" said Veemon (Patamon). "But I'll become fag Flamedramon instead of prodigious Pegasusmon so I'll just be Raidramon since he's AUTOMATICALLY the bomb because he uses the Digiegg of FRIENDSHIP!!" He turned to Daisuke (Takeru). "SAY DIGI ARMOR ENGERGIZE!!"
"Shut up Patamon!!" yelled Daisuke (Takeru).
"JUST SAY IT!!" Veemon (Patamon) screeched.
"Digi armor energize." Said Daisuke (Takeru) unenthusiastically.
"VEEMON ARMOR DIGIVOLVE TOO…RAIDRAMON!! THE STORM OF FRIENDSHIP!!"
"Oh damn…" said Gatomon (Veemon). "If I digi armor energize then I'll have to be Nefertimon but if I normal digivolve then I'll be Angewomon but if I DON'T Digivolve then I'll just be GATOMON!! IT'S NOT FAIR!!"
"Then just de-digivolve." Said Hikari (Daisuke).
"Then I'll have to be SALAMON!!" groaned Gatomon (Veemon). "Or NYAROMON!!"
"Ha-ha-ha-ha!!" said Gabumon (Gatomon). "I'm ALWAYS prodigious!!"
"ONLY AS ME!!" yelled Tentomon (Gabumon).
"I think I'll be Weregarurumon since he's the best, better than all the rest." Said Gabumon (Gatomon) stupidly. The whole time Gabumon (Gatomon) was Digivolving into Weregarurumon, Tentomon (Gabumon) had this retarded little vein. "GABUMON DIGIVOLVE TO…GARURUMON!! GARURUMON DIGIVOLVE TO… WEREGARURUMON!!!"
"I…hate…this…" muttered Tentomon (Gabumon).
"Come on, being me isn't THAT bad." Said Armadillomon (Tentomon).
"Yeah, I guess you're right." Said Tentomon (Gabumon) with a shrug. "At least I'm not PATAMON!!"
"YEAH!!" replied Armadillomon (Tentomon).
MEANWHILE!!!
Mimi (Taichi), Takeru (Mimi), Yamato (Hikari), Koushiro (Yamato) and Iori (Koushiro) were just walking around when all of a sudden, Willard jumped out (looking Willardish of course) with a strange new girl and a strange new boy.
"Hi a couple of the Selected Kids and Iori!" said Willard stupidly. "Won't you meet my wife?"
"NO!!!" screeched Takeru (Mimi).
"Well, you have to anyway!!" said Willard, chuckling like a knave. "This is my beautiful new wife…SERPIL!!!" He pointed to a lady that DEFINITELY looked like a Serpil. If there was someone named Serpil then she would DEFINITELY be her.
"Um…that's great Willard." Said Koushiro (Yamato) uneasily.
"SERPIL?!?!" shrieked Yamato (Hikari), appalled. Then he started laughing hysterically as if that was the most funny thing in the entire world.
"Yes, Serpil." Said Willard. "And of course, my son, Wenben."
"Willard, you suck at names." Said Koushiro (Yamato).
"I AM OFFENDED!!" screamed Willard.
"These kids are so rude!" said Serpil. (HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! SERPIL IS SUCH A STUPID NAME!!)
"My name doesn't suck!!" said Wenben. (HAW HAW HAW HAW!!)
There was a short pause. "Oh, I forgot to tell you!" said Willard. "I found the cure to your spell that Leomon cast upon you!!"
"YAY!!" everyone cheered.
"But I won't give it to because you made fun of Serpil and Wenben!!" said Willard.
"THANKS A LOT KOUSHIRO!!" yelled Takeru (Mimi). Koushiro (Yamato)'s eyes got all glowy.
"MY NAME ISN'T KOUSHIRO!!" he yelled, diving on top of Takeru (Mimi) and beating the crap out of him.
Iori (Koushiro) put his hands on his hips. "What's wrong with being named Koushiro?" he asked.
"Do you want the cure or not?" asked Willard, trying to annoy all of the kids.
"YES WE WANT THE CURE!!" they all yelled. Willard smiled.
"You have to apologize to Serpil and Wenben." Said Willard.
"SORRY!!" yelled everyone except Koushiro (Yamato).
"WHY do we have to apologize?" he asked. "It's not like we DID anything to them!!"
"YOU MADE FUN OF THEIR NAMES!!" screeched Willard.
"I can easily make fun of yours so just shut up…" started Koushiro (Yamato).
"PLEASE, Yamato, just say sorry so we can get the cures!" pleaded Mimi (Taichi).
"Fine, sorry." Said Koushiro (Yamato), rolling his eyes.
"Okay, here's the cures." Said Willard, handing them to Iori (Koushiro).
"Thanks." Said Iori (Koushiro). Then Willard, Serpil and Wenben left never to be seen or heard from again until later.
MEANWHILE!!!
By now, Somewherewomon and Someonewomon were dead because they're so stupid that they couldn't hold out for very long. OH WELL!! They were retarded anyway.
"YA!!" cheered Miyako (Sora) stupidly. "WE DEFEATED SOMEONEWOMON AND SOMEWHEREWOMON!!"
"YA!!" cheered all of the other stupid people and stupid Digimon.
"I'm just going to stay Pegasusmon." Said Pegasusmon (Palmon).
"I don't blame you." said Hikari (Daisuke). "Who would WANT to be Patamon?!"
"I'm so happy to finally NOT be Patamon!!" said Veemon (Patamon) happily.
So they all just stood there for a second before Leomon came out of nowhere and stole the Digimon again. OH WELL!! He also brought back everyone who had fallen down the hole (he had dug it) to everyone else.
"Leomon is such a fag!!" said Daisuke (Takeru).
"OH WELL!!" said everyone.
"Guess what?" said Takeru (Mimi) stupidly. "While we were down in that cave, Willard came by and gave us the cure to the problem!"
"GIVE IT TO US!!" yelled Hikari (Daisuke).
"NO!!" yelled Takeru (Mimi), protecting the paper that he had somehow gotten from Iori (Koushiro). "I LIKE doing the switching bodies thing!!" Everyone with half a brain or more got these really mad looks on their face. Everyone with less than half a brain or even less than THAT just looked stupid as usual and agreed with Takeru (Mimi). So Takeru (Mimi) just ripped the paper in half and ate one piece but everyone (with the exception of the stupid people) and managed to save the second half.
"YOU IDIOT!!" yelled Daisuke (Takeru). "Are you trying to POISON me or something?!"
"IS THAT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT?!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato). "SHE OR HE OR WHATEVER JUST ATE HALF OF THE CURES!!" He looked at Takeru (Mimi). "I'm just gonna say that if we can't cure me because you ate it then you're going to die…"
"But she's in my body and if you kill her than my body will be dead!!" said Daisuke (Takeru). "I don't want to be stuck in Daisuke FOREVER!!"
"Well TOUGH!!" said Koushiro (Yamato). He looked at the paper. "It looks like she tore it down the middle so that we have half sentences but it's mostly here." He gave Takeru (Mimi) the evil eye. "You're lucky." He said.
Takeru (Mimi) smiled stupidly.
You know what? This has got to be the most confusing story ever written by ME. I can barely follow along! I bet you're lost and your crying and all that kind of stuff. Well TOUGH!! And just to tell you, I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER feel bad for you!! Actually, that's not what I was going to write. I was going to write that I will NEVER EVER EVER EVER write another story where the Selected Kids and New Digidestined and Hikari switch bodies. And all of the little parenthesis are annoying too! You better be appreciating them or ELSE!! If you don't appreciate them, you must perish RIGHT NOW!! BWA HA HA!! Sorry, that's all the 'HA's I could fit on that line. Let's just continue with the story if you don't MIND!! And I would APPRECIATE it if you didn't interrupt me AGAIN!! SPANK YOU!! (You- SPANK WELCOME!!)
Suddenly, the sun went down and there was the sound of crickets chirping stupidly.
"Um…" said everyone.
"Let's just go to bed and cure everyone in the morning." Said Mimi (Taichi) with a sigh. They all found pajamas that were growing in the trees. (You know how in Primary Village the toys grow on trees? Well, this is the place where PAJAMAS grow on trees!! Maybe money will be next.)
"NO, Hikari, take that off RIGHT now…" said Koushiro (Yamato), looking at what Yamato (Hikari) was wearing to bed.
"You don't like Barbie?" asked Yamato (Hikari), looking down at his pink, frilly Barbie nightgown.
"No, I DON'T like Barbie." Koushiro (Yamato) answered.
"What do you suggest I wear then?" asked Yamato (Hikari), annoyed.
"YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO BE ANNOYED!!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato). "THERE IS ONLY ONE PERSON WHO SHOULD BE ANNOYED RIGHT NOW AND THAT IS ME!!"
"No, I'M annoyed too!!" said Daisuke (Takeru). "Look at what Mimi is wearing with MY body making ME look like an idiot!!"
"Wow, Takeru, I didn't know you looked so good in skimpy, see-through, revealing little thingy nightgowns!!" said Yamato (Hikari) stupidly.
Daisuke (Takeru) ran in front of Takeru (Mimi) and stood in front of him. "NO ONE LOOK OVER HERE!!" he yelled. He glared evilly at Takeru (Mimi). "CHANGE!!"
"Why would I want to do that?" Takeru (Mimi) asked, confused.
"Are you TRYING to make me look stupid?!" Daisuke (Takeru) yelled in Takeru (Mimi)'s face.
"Daisuke, you're spitting on me." said Takeru (Mimi), wiping his face off.
"MY NAME IS TAKERU!!" Daisuke (Takeru) screamed.
"I love the little ponies!" said Taichi (Miyako), skipping around in his pink My Little Ponies nightgown. Mimi (Taichi) got one of those retarded little veins.
"Couldn't you just go to bed in something NORMAL?" he asked, twitching. "Or did you guys just get together and PLAN to humiliate us in front of everyone?!"
"What are you talking about, silly?" asked Taichi (Miyako).
"As long as everyone knows that that is not me…" started Koushiro (Yamato), glaring at Yamato (Hikari). "Then I'm SOMEWHAT okay with it…"
"THANKS KOUSHIRO!!" yelled Yamato (Hikari) stupidly, wrapping his arms around Koushiro (Yamato)'s neck.
"LET GO OF ME YOU KNAVE AND CALL ME YAMATO!!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato), pushing Yamato (Hikari) away.
So they all went to sleep.
THE NEXT MORNING!!!
Takeru (Mimi), Miyako (Sora), Yamato (Hikari) and Taichi (Miyako) woke up early. They had a special, stuuupid surprise planned for everyone!!
When everyone else woke up, what they saw wasn't SPECIAL but it was definitely STUUUPID and it surprised them.
"NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!!" said Daisuke (Takeru), waving his arms around. "NO!! NO!! NO!! NO!! I do NOT approve!!"
"I don't approve either now CHANGE!!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled.
"RIGHT NOW!!" Mimi (Taichi) yelled.
Takeru (Mimi) was wearing Mimi's clothes, Yamato (Hikari) was wearing Hikari's clothes and Taichi (Miyako) was wearing Miyako's clothes.
"You don't think we look pretty?" Yamato (Hikari) asked, looking hurt.
"No, I do NOT!!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled at him.
Meanwhile, Hikari (Daisuke) put on Daisuke's clothes. "Sorry, Takeru, I'm wearing these!" said Hikari (Daisuke), putting those stupid goggles on. "I'm not wearing Hikari's clothes anymore so I'm just going to wear my own."
"What?!" yelled Daisuke (Takeru). "Then what am I supposed to wear?!"
"Why don't you wear your own clothes?" suggested Hikari (Daisuke). "Mimi's not wearing them anymore." Daisuke (Takeru) smiled.
"OH RIGHT!!" he said. "If you don't mind it looking like you're wearing MY clothes…"
"AS LONG AS I DON'T HAVE TO WEAR HIKARI'S!!" yelled Hikari (Daisuke).
"What's wrong with MY clothes?" Yamato (Hikari) asked.
"They're stupid." Replied Daisuke (Takeru). "AND they're pink AND they're for girls."
"But you ARE a girl, Hikari." Said Yamato (Hikari) stupidly.
"And if you're a boy WHY are you wearing girl's clothes?!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled at Yamato (Hikari), trying to use reverse physiology on him.
"You're clothes were uncomfortable." Yamato (Hikari) complained. Koushiro (Yamato) gritted his teeth.
"Not only are those clothes STUPID and PINK and for GIRLS," Koushiro (Yamato) started. "BUT THEY'RE TOO SMALL FOR ME!!"
"Don't worry, you look so pretty in them!" said Yamato (Hikari). "Or I look so pretty in them!"
"Don't make me viciously MAIM you!" Koushiro (Yamato) said.
"Yamato, you can't maim her because she's in your body." Said Miyako (Sora) stupidly.
"Well, I think that the rest of us should get dressed." Said Iori (Koushiro).
Miyako (Sora) walked up to Sora (Iori) with Sora's clothes in her hand. "Here, you have to wear these." She said stupidly.
"No, I don't." Sora (Iori) replied. "I've already worn those and I didn't like it. I'll just wear my own clothes."
"YOU CAN'T BECAUSE I'M WEARING THEM!!" Iori (Koushiro) yelled, trying to get his on as fast as he could.
"They probably wouldn't fit me anyway." Said Sora (Iori) sadly. Miyako (Sora) sighed and put on Sora's clothes. "What can I wear then?!" He looked over at Koushiro (Yamato) who was grumpily tying his shoes. "Yamato, hand them over before I crush you!"
Koushiro (Yamato) was starting to get glowy red eyes. "You can't push me around like that!!" he yelled. Koushiro (Yamato) turned to Iori (Koushiro). "Koushiro, you don't mind if I don't wear your tie, right?" he asked.
"Don't lose it." Iori (Koushiro) replied.
"I won't." Koushiro (Yamato) answered, rolling his eyes as he just tossed the tie behind him.
Sora (Iori) sighed, annoyed. Then she glanced at Yamato's clothes that remained unused. She shrugged and put those on.
Mimi (Taichi) shrugged too and put on Taichi's clothes. (Hopefully everyone's dressed. And if we forgot anyone, they have whatever clothes are leftover.)
KLONK!! KLONK!! KLONK!!
"Hikari, those shoes are too big for me TAKE THEM OFF!!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled at Yamato (Hikari).
"If I don't wear MY shoes what shoes should I wear?" Yamato (Hikari) asked, putting his hands on his hips.
"These shoes are too small for me." complained Mimi (Taichi).
"Switch shoes!" said Koushiro (Yamato).
"I don't want to wear those shoes, they're stupid!" said Mimi (Taichi).
"Tough, you have to!" said Koushiro (Yamato). Mimi (Taichi) and Yamato (Hikari) switched shoes but Yamato (Hikari)'s feet are bigger than Taichi's!! OH NO!!
"THESE SHOES ARE TOO SMALL!!" yelled Yamato (Hikari) as he started writhing in pain as if it was the most painful thing in the world.
"Okay, EVERYONE TAKE YOUR SHOES OFF!!" Iori (Koushiro) yelled. Everyone shrugged and took of their shoes. "Now everyone find a pair that fits them. It would probably be a good idea if you got the shoes that matched your person." After a little while, everyone finally got into their original shoes.
"Hikari, why are your feet so damn big!?" Hikari (Daisuke) yelled.
"I'm sorry." Said Yamato (Hikari) as he started crying.
"DON'T CRY!!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled. "You're making me look bad!!"
"Yamato, chill out!" said Daisuke (Takeru). "It's not like nobody here has the same problem you do with the switching bodies thing!"
All of a sudden, THE DIGIMON KAISER APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"HA HA HA HA HA!!" said the Kaiser as he threw his head back and laughed. "Now, without a distraction from Leomon I shall…" He paused and blinked a few times. "Um…why are you wearing…"
"Leomon put us under a spell that made us change bodies." Said Iori (Koushiro).
"Damn it, Leomon!" said the Kaiser, annoyed. "He ALWAYS ruins EVERYTHING!! No matter, I will just wait until the spell wears off and THEN I shall inflict pain on you! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he got on some Digimon that he had under control and flew away. (Yes, I know that was kind of brief.)
"Okay, let's take a look at those cures." Said Iori (Koushiro), pulling the half piece of paper out of his pocket. "Okay, it says 'To cure the Selected Kids, New Digid…' that's where the page is ripped. Then it says 'find the crystal that is shaped like…' that's where the page is ripped. 'it will be located in…' that's were the page is ripped. 'Forest. To get there you must…' That's where the page is ripped. And then the last thing it says 'Signed, Willa…' But the page is ripped there too."
"MIMI YOU'RE SUCH AN IDIOT!!" Koushiro (Yamato) yelled at Takeru (Mimi). Takeru (Mimi) just smiled stupidly.
Suddenly, a Yokomon came out of nowhere looking uncute as usual.
"They never fail to make an appearance in these stories, do they?" Mimi (Taichi) whispered to Sora (Iori).
"Welcome to the Yokomon Village!" said the Yokomon stupidly.
"We're not IN the Yokomon Village." Said Hikari (Daisuke), annoyed.
"Oh, yes you are!" said the Yokomon. "This is the outskirts! Be careful, sandstorms are VERY dangerous and you might be attacked by a wild SkullBirdramon!!"
"We'll keep that in mind." Said Koushiro (Yamato). "Now GO AWAY!!"
"Oh, I couldn't leave you guys out here ALL ALONE!!" said the Yokomon uncutely. "Just come to the village because the chances of being attacked grow at night hours! COME!!"
Everyone really didn't believe her but they wanted to be safe just in case so they followed her. The walked for about two hours when they finally came across the stupid little huts.
"The Yokomon Village stretches out THAT MUCH?" Daisuke (Takeru) asked.
"Oh yes!" said the Yokomon. "We won it during warfare against the Koromons, Tokomons and all those other uncute and stupid Digimon! Because we couldn't POSSIBLY win against prodigious in training Digimon like Tsunomon or Motimon or Demiveemon or Upamon or Poromon!"
"Um…okay." Said everyone. They all ate dinner and went into the retarded little huts to go to sleep.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said an uncute little Yokomon to Koushiro (Yamato).
"WHY do we have to go through this EVERY SINGLE time?" Koushiro (Yamato) asked, annoyed.
"I don't know what you're talking about." Said the Yokomon. "This is your first time ever staying at our village!"
"No it's not." Said Koushiro (Yamato). "It's our FIFTH or something!"
"LIAR!!" yelled the Yokomon stupidly. "HA-RUMPH!!" Then she marched out of the hut virtuously but before she could get out, Koushiro (Yamato) ran up to her and kicked her, sending her flying a bazillion miles while she screamed like a knave the whole way.
"Please enjoy your stay!" said a stupid little Yokomon to Iori (Koushiro).
"Okay, I'm not going through this again." Said Iori (Koushiro). Then he ran out of the hut where everyone else was already standing because they had done the same thing. Then they…KILLED all the Yokomons and ran away laughing diabolically!! YAY!!
"We know that they cure is in some kind of forest!" said Hikari (Daisuke), looking at the ripped piece of paper.
"No we don't." said Iori (Koushiro). "What if it's the forest of valleys or the forest of Digimon or something?"
"Let's just assume it's a forest of trees." Said Koushiro (Yamato). Iori (Koushiro) shrugged. They all started walking around until…BELLWOMON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"WE DON'T FEEL LIKE SCREAMING!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Bellwomon stupidly. "You will never escape my wrath!" Suddenly, Bellwomon exploded! YAY!! (You- Um… Us- DO NOT QUESTION OUR STYLE OF WRITING!! You- SORRY MASTER!! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!)
"I guess we escaped her wrath." Said Koushiro (Yamato), rolling his eyes. "It wasn't very hard either."
"You know what I wish I could do?" Miyako (Sora) asked.
"WHAT?!" asked all of the stupid people. (Remember? Sora, Miyako, Mimi and Hikari? Good.)
"I wish I could crack corn!" Miyako (Sora) replied. "Just like my hero, Jimmy!"
"Me too!" said Takeru (Mimi).
"I tried it once." Said Yamato (Hikari). "I got corn juice all over my face. I wonder if Jimmy gets corn juice all over his face! Or if he's too professional to get corn juice all over his face."
"Yeah, corns aren't even CRACKABLE!" said Taichi (Miyako). "You just smoosh them! And eat them too!" He rubbed his stomach. "YUM YUM!!" All of the stupid people joined in on the rubbing of the stomach and the saying of the 'YUM YUM!!'
"STOP!!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato). "You're making me look stupid!!"
"Do you think corns are crackable?" Taichi (Miyako) asked. "You're smart, Koushiro! Tell us!" They all got these possessed looks on their faces.
"STOP FREAKS OF NATURE!!" yelled Daisuke (Takeru).
"This kind of reminds me of woodchucks." Said Yamato (Hikari). "I mean, we're debating on whether woodchucks can chuck wood or not…MAYBE THEY CHUCK CORN!!"
"BRILLIANT!!" screeched the other stupid people. Just when everyone was about to strangle the stupid people, Friendly the Friendliest Friend of Your Friends appeared out of nowhere!!
"Hello Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari!!" said Friendly the Friendliest Friend of Your Friends.
"HELLO FRIENDLY THE FRIENDLIEST FRIEND OF YOUR FRIENDS!!" said everyone.
"I'm here to help you find the cure!"
"YAY!!"
"You must go to the Forest of Feelings!"
"YAY!!"
"And get the crystal!!"
"YAY!!"
"But I forgot what it's shaped like!!"
"DAMN!!"
"But when you get it you'll turn back!!"
"YAY!!"
"I'm leaving now!!"
"YAY!!" Then Friendly the Friendliest Friend of Your Friends exploded.
"Oh, I know where the Forest of Feelings is!" said Yamato (Hikari).
"WHERE?!"
"It's the place between Earth and Care-a-Lot!" Everyone's eyes turned into x's and they flew off the screen.
"HOW do we get there?" asked Sora (Iori).
"We use the Rainbow Rescue Beam, silly!" Yamato (Hikari) replied. Everyone stared blankly at her.
"Oh, I saw that a little way back there while the Yokomon was leading us to her village." Said Mimi (Taichi). "I think it was over there." She pointed behind a bush. Everyone shrugged and walked behind the bush to see this retarded looking heart with a crystal on it.
"Um…I think this is it." Said Iori (Koushiro), looking at it.
Taichi (Miyako) and Yamato (Hikari) ran over to this little table thingy that had little shapes on it. "What's this, Miyako?" Yamato (Hikari) asked Taichi (Miyako).
"It's a…THINGAMATHOOIE!!" Taichi (Miyako) answered stupidly.
"What does it do?" Yamato (Hikari) asked.
"It…uh…makes bubbles! SQUARE bubbles!"
"SQUARE BUBBLES?!" yelled Yamato (Hikari). "MAKE SQUARE BUBBLES MIYAKO!!"
"Any color preference?" Taichi (Miyako) asked, looking at the shapes. Then he pressed the buttons before Yamato (Hikari) could even answer. The little crystal thingy started blinking and crud like that.
"No square bubbles, Miyako." Said Yamato (Hikari) quietly. "Not even round ones. You broke the thing."
Miyako (Sora) stomped over. "WHAT DO YOU THINK YOU'RE DOING?!" she yelled.
Takeru (Mimi) walked over too. "Isn't it obvious, Sora?" he asked stupidly. "They got the Rainbow Rescue Beam working!"
Everyone with a half a brain or more just kind of stared at each other, shrugged and got on the little steps. The stupid people pressed the button and jumped on the steps too but at the last thing second, some retarded Digimon that looked like a chipmunk came up and knawed the wires so they weren't transported to Earth but that place in between Earth and Care-a-Lot!! Yes, I know they were never in Care-a-Lot to begin with but WHO CARES?!
They landed in the Forest of Feelings. It was this retarded place with clouds for the ground the trees were all these stupid colors with hearts for leaves.
"This place looks too cuddly." Said Koushiro (Yamato). "It's scaring me."
"Don't worry, it's scaring me too." Said Iori (Koushiro).
"We have to ask some of the natives where there is a secret magic crystal in this place…" Mimi (Taichi) started but this stupid monkey and this prodigious lion came out of nowhere just running around.
"My name is Lionmon!" said the monkey.
"And I'm Monkeymon!" said the lion. (No, that's not a mistake.) "I've heard about…other places…what are these…other places like?"
"What the hell are you talking about?" Koushiro (Yamato) asked, annoyed.
"You know, Earth and Care-a-Lot?" continued Monkeymon.
"Well, Earth is round…" Iori (Koushiro) started, looking around. The others shrugged. "It has seven continents…there are a lot of people…oh, I don't know! What do you want to know about?!"
"Earth, Care-a-Lot?!" said Lionmon, laughing like a knave. "There's no such place!!" Then he made that retarded sound that old elephant on Barbar does.
"There is too!" said Miyako (Sora).
"Don't mind Lionmon." Said Monkeymon. "He LOVES to laugh."
"You're starting to annoy me." said Sora (Iori).
"That's okay." Said Monkeymon. Suddenly, they both exploded. OH WELL!! And, some retarded looking girl appeared out of nowhere. She was especially stupid because she had green hair and orange skin and she was wearing these retarded clothes that were really stupid and she was about a foot tall.
"I'm Heward!" she said stupidly.
"You look kind of like an Oopma-Loompa." Said Takeru (Mimi) stupidly.
"I get that a lot." Heward replied.
"Are you here to tell us the shape of the crystal that will turn us back to normal?" Koushiro (Yamato) asked eagerly.
"No." Heward answered. "I'm the 12th Digidestined!!"
"ANOTHER ONE?!" groaned all of the Selected Kids.
"Meet my Digimon, Bobmon!" said Heward as a Digimon walked out of a bush. This Digimon was just a Digimon. There was nothing special about Bobmon.
"Hello, I'm Bobmon!" said Bobmon.
"What's your crest?" Daisuke (Takeru) asked.
"The Crest of Sincerity because I'm SO sincere!" answered Heward.
"That's MY crest!" yelled Takeru (Mimi).
"Really?" Heward said, confused. Then she shrugged. "Well, I was just kidding. That's not really my crest. My REAL crest is the Crest of Friendship because I'm so friendshipy!"
"You LIAR, that's MY crest!" yelled Koushiro (Yamato).
"I was just kidding about that one too." Said Heward with a shrug. "My crest is ACTUALLY the Crest of Crests!"
"What's that supposed to mean?" asked Iori (Koushiro).
"That means that my crest is the most powerful crest out of them all!" Heward said, trying to sound important. "And Bobmon can take on ANY of your Digimon any day!"
"SHUT UP!!" yelled everyone.
"I'll prove it to you!" said Heward. "Bobmon, Digivolve!"
All the stuff happened and then Bobmon was there spinning. "BOBMON DIGIVOLVE TO…BOBBYMON!!" He kept Digivolving after that until he was Robmon, then Robbymon and then finally, his most powerful state, ROBERTMON!!
"Robertmon is pretty small." Said Hikari (Daisuke).
"He's still very powerful." Said Heward.
"It doesn't really matter that Bobmon digivolved because we don't have any of our Digimon!" said Koushiro (Yamato), annoyed. All of a sudden, Bigmon appeared out of nowhere and smooshed Robertmon and then walked away stupidly but exploded when he got around the corner.
"ROBERTMON!!" yelled Heward as she dived down and started hugging the little mushy liquidy left-over remains of Robertmon. "And Bigmon is only a rookie!!"
Everyone just kind of looked at each other and then killed Heward and she shattered into a bazillion, million, trillion pieces.
"She was a liar anyway." Said Iori (Koushiro). "There couldn't have been a CHANCE that she was a Digidestined."
"Why is that?" asked Daisuke (Takeru).
"Because there are only ten of us." Iori (Koushiro) replied. "The six Selected Kids, the three New Digidestined and then Hikari. That only makes ten. She said she was the TWELFTH Digidestined when in REALITY she would be the ELEVENTH Digidestined."
"Wow, you're so smart, Koushiro." Said Miyako (Sora) stupidly.
"Okay, now that SHE'S out of the way, we should try to find that crystal." Said Koushiro (Yamato).
"OKAY!!" yelled everyone. They came to a fork in the path.
"What do we do now?" asked Sora (Iori).
"We split up." Iori (Koushiro) replied.
Taichi (Miyako) groaned. "I don't WANT to split up!" he said.
"Fine, we'll all just go down this way." Said Iori (Koushiro), annoyed. "And HOPE that it's the right one."
"What a good idea!" said Taichi (Miyako) stupidly.
"I was being sarcastic." Said Iori (Koushiro), rolling his eyes.
"WHATEVER!!" yelled Yamato (Hikari). They all started walking down the path to the right because right is right and left is wrong. So they all were walking until they came across this big rock that had a big hole in it as if something used to be there. There was a little yellow post-it note in it. Mimi (Taichi) reached up and took the post-it note out.
"The sacred magic crystal is currently in use." She read. "It's being used for the Rainbow Rescue Beam." Everyone slapped their foreheads as they remembered the crystal that was on the Rainbow Rescue Beam.
"NOW what do we do?" asked Koushiro (Yamato), crossing his arms.
"We have to figure out a way back to the Rainbow Rescue Beam!" Miyako (Sora) replied stupidly.
"Well DUH," said Koushiro (Yamato), rolling his eyes. "I meant HOW are we going to do that?"
"You should say what you mean." Said Miyako (Sora), confused. Koushiro (Yamato) gave an exasperating sigh.
Um…oh, I don't know what to do. SIGH!! Okay…Leomon hasn't showed up for a little while.
Suddenly, LEOMON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon.
When I had Leomon come out, he didn't really have a purpose. Give me a second to think about this. Um…okay! I got it!!
"This spell is really boring me." said Leomon stupidly. "I shall change the spell!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he did the retarded little motions to 'I'm a Little Teapot' and disappeared while laughing diabolically.
Everyone was unconscious for a minute.
Then they all woke up. (Yes, all at the SAME time!)
"Are we back to normal…?" asked some mysterious, retarded, stupid, way too muscular guy. Then he looked down at himself. "HURRAH!! I'M TIEN FROM DRAGON BALL Z!! MY HERO!!" Shudder. That was torturous to write.
Okay, we know we ruined the surprise for you last time and you were probably annoyed…so we're going to ruin it this time too. BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! They've all warped into bodies of characters from Dragon Ball Z, that prodigious show that is so UNVIRTUOUS!! Here's who everyone is:
Yamato- Vegeta
Taichi- Goku
Sora- Gohan
Koushiro- Trunks
Mimi- Frieza
Takeru- Yamcha
Hikari- Tien
Daisuke- Piccolo
Miyako- Zarbon
Iori- Krillin
I WUV DWAGON BWALL ZWEE!! Didn't that sound so UNCUTE? I agree. You know, I saw this poster at the mall and it had this cute picture of this girl and then there was this caption that said, "Bwing home some bwocks," and that just RUINED it! It was no longer cute! I hate it when things TRY to be cute!! What's a good example?
It's been so long that I forgot where we left off. BWA HA HA HA!! (See? Isn't that extra 'HA' annoying? That's why we try to save space and fit what we can on ONE line!!)
"This is MUCH better than being HIKARI!!" said Piccolo.
"What's wrong with me?" asked Tien putting his retarded hands on his stupid hips.
"Okay, everyone SAY who you are!" said Trunks.
"I'm Gohan!" said Gohan.
"I'm Tien!" said Tien.
"I'm Zarbon!" said Zarbon.
"I'm Frieza!" said Frieza. Trunks slapped his forehead.
"No, I meant say who you are in REAL LIFE." He said.
Oh, by the way, in case you haven't already noticed, we're not doing the parenthesis again. That was just too annoying. Instead, go by the same rule that you go by in the switching bodies with the Digimon thing. I'll put the list every so often down the page.
"But I AM Gohan in real life!" said Gohan stupidly.
"It's OBVIOUS that Tien, Gohan, Zarbon and Frieza are Hikari, Miyako, Sora and Mimi," said Vegeta. "But the question IS which one is which."
"OH!!" shrieked Tien. Which was kind of hard considering his low retarded voice. "I'm Hikari when I'm not Tien!"
"And I'm SORA!!" said Gohan although you couldn't understand him because his voice cracked too many times and he just sounded stupid.
"Me be Miyako!" said Zarbon like a fricken knave.
"And OH MY!! I'm MIMI!!" said Frieza trying too hard to sound like the REAL Frieza only no one knows why ANYONE would WANT to. Everyone shuddered as they told who they were and in thinking about the fact that now they had to be with them.
"Well anyway. I'm Koushiro." Said Trunks prodigiously.
"Yeah, and I'm Taichi." Said Goku shrugging.
"I'm Yamato." Said Vegeta.
Well, we know who the rest of them are so we can just say that they told each other who they were. Did you notice how we gave all the knaves faggy people from Dragon Ball Z and all the people who are the bomb prodigious people and all the in between people…well…in between characters…
"SOLAR FLARE!!" yelled Tien stupidly as the whole world flashed stupidly and blinded everyone for a minute except for Koushiro and Yamato who got sunglasses at the last second. When everyone got their sight back, they were mad. Koushiro and Yamato were mad too even though they weren't blinded.
"Hikari you FAG!!" yelled some enraged person from Dragon Ball Z who is really someone from Digimon. Tien chuckled like a knave even though he was still blinded since having a stupid third eye has its disadvantages.
"We can actually use the moves of the person who we are?" wondered Trunks out loud.
"Well OBVIOUSLY!!" yelled Vegeta. He then looked up with his eyes. "Even though Vegeta is the bomb, I don't understand why he has to have hair like this."
Krillin groaned. "At least you have hair." He paused. "And a nose."
Everyone chuckled in Krillin's direction.
Here's the list again, JUST FOR YOU!!
Koushiro- Trunks
Yamato- Vegeta
Iori- Krillin
Takeru- Yamcha
Daisuke- Piccolo
Taichi- Goku
Mimi- Frieza
Miyako- Zarbon
Sora- Gohan
Hikari- Tien
By the way, NOTICE THE ORDER THEY ARE IN!! That is how I favor them. SO KNOW THIS!!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" wailed Tien. "I'm the LEAST favorite!!"
That is correct Hikari, I HATE YOU!!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"
SHUT-UP!! Let's continue with the story as if I had NEVER said that. By the way, Hawkmon is of the FEMALE gender!!
ANYWAY!!
Many of the people wanted to fly. And who could blame them? So they were all standing on top of a large rock. They were shoving all the stupid people off to test it first.
"Come on GOHAN!! Flying's EASY!!" said Goku about to push Gohan off the giant rock where he would surely plummet to his stupid doom.
"Oh father!" said Gohan stupidly. Goku cringed.
"Don't call me that." He said. "I don't want to think of you being related to me no matter WHO you are."
Just to tell you, Hawkmon is of the MALE gender!!
"But I'm Gohan and you're Goku!" said Gohan stupidly. "So that means that you're my father!!"
"Couldn't we just push SOMEONE ELSE off first?" groaned Piccolo.
"Fine." Said Yamcha as he knocked Tien off the cliff and he exploded on impact!! YAY!! Actually, as much as I'd like Hikari AND Tien to explode… they didn't. In fact, PATAMON did instead! Tien just flew around like a knave because he is a fag.
So everyone thought it was safe so they jumped off too. Frieza, Zarbon and Gohan all fell to their doom and exploded. Actually, they didn't. Patamon did instead.
Ever notice how EVERYTHING (mostly Patamon) explodes in our stories as opposed to dying? What would sound better to you; Patamon fell on his stupid face and DIED or Patamon fell on his stupid face and EXPLODED? Come on, this is a no brainer. Now you know why everyone explodes in our stories.
I don't think that we've ever written this many comments in a story at one time. I hope it's not annoying you. IT IS?! Well then we'll just have to comment more!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!! Actually, I'm not because I don't FEEL like it! We'll just go BACK to the story ONCE again!
Oh crud monkeys! I've been so busy commenting that you missed all of their futile attempts to fly! Well, they can now.
"Okay, now that we can all FLY I think that we should use this new ability to find Leomon, FORCE him to turn us back to normal AND to give us our Digimon back!" said Trunks.
Everyone agreed and started flying around.
Suddenly, Michael appeared out of nowhere. Then he exploded. YAY!! No one cared either because Michael is a fag. In fact, they were HAPPY!! I would be happy! Actually, I AM happy! MICHAEL IS DEAD!! YAY!! Now, back to your regularly scheduled non-Michael activities.
"Any sight of Leomon's lair?" asked Krillin.
"No," everyone replied.
Suddenly, Zarbon flew up to Trunks. (Not LONG-HAIRED Trunks, NORMAL Trunks! Long Haired Trunks is a fag and normal Trunks is prodigious.)
"Trunks, you're SOOOOOO hunky!" said Zarbon stupidly. Trunks gave him a questioning look.
"Who are you again?" he asked.
"I'm MIYAKO!!" Zarbon exclaimed.
"Well, at the moment you're Zarbon…" started Trunks.
"But I'm REALLY Miyako!"
"And I'm REALLY Koushiro!"
"No you're not. You're Trunks."
"And you're Zarbon."
"No, silly, I'm Miyako!"
"AND I'M KOUSHIRO!!"
"You're so cute when you're angry!"
All of the other stupid people were starting to get bored because they couldn't have a REAL debate about woodchucks with only THREE people so they went off to find someone to annoy.
"FATHER!!!" screamed Gohan as he attacked Goku, knocking him out of the air. When he finally got back up, he had little angry lines formed above his head.
"WHAT THE HELL WAS WITH THAT?!" he yelled at him.
"But you're my father and I'm your son." Said Gohan stupidly.
"NO I'm not!"
"Yes you are. You are Goku and I am Gohan which makes ME your son!"
"No, I am TAICHI and you are…well…WHOEVER YOU ARE!! Who are you?"
"Sora…but don't tell anyone!" Goku started twitching.
"Look, Krillin, I'm bald too!" said Tien stupidly.
"Oh are you?" said Krillin, obviously annoyed. Tien nodded like a knave as if he was proud of it.
"Yup! Sure am! No hair atop this (stupid) head!"
"That's great."
"It's like looking in a mirror."
"Um…I don't think so."
"And guess what?! I HAVE THREE EYES!!"
"Yeah, it's kind of hard not to notice."
"AND YOU DON'T HAVE A NOSE!!"
"Yes, I'm aware of that."
"ISN'T THAT COOL?!"
"No."
Vegeta, who had been watching this, started laughing at Krillin's expense. Suddenly, a big energy blasty thingy hit him right in the back. He turned around slowly, his eyes all glowy and red, to see Frieza hovering there being stupid.
"WHAT DID YOU DO THAT FOR?!" he yelled at him.
"I have challenged you to a battle, Vegeta!" said Frieza stupidly. "For I am the most powerful being alive!! And I am mighty…and you are not. And…OH MY!! When I dispose of you, there will be nothing…"
"Okay, STOP!!" yelled Vegeta.
"No, that's when you're supposed to force a laugh and then say that YOU'RE the most powerful being in the universe!"
"Fine. HA. HA. HA. I am the most powerful being in the universe. Now go away."
"No, I am the most powerful being in the universe!! Do you accept to my challenge?!"
"No."
"YOU HAVE TO!!"
"NO!!"
"Then I will just destroy you!" He started forming one of those retarded pink disc thingys.
"Why don't you go fight with someone else?" demanded Vegeta.
Meanwhile, Yamcha and Piccolo were getting bored so they both went out and got a coffee. YAY!! Oh, here's the list again in case you're confused:
Yamato- Vegeta
Koushiro- Trunks
Iori- Krillin
Takeru- Yamcha
Daisuke- Piccolo
Taichi- Goku
Mimi- Frieza
Miyako- Zarbon
Sora- Gohan
Hikari- Tien
YAY!!
While you were looking at the list, Trunks and Vegeta turned into Super Saiyans and killed all of the stupid people. Actually, they didn't. We were just trying to lower your self-esteem in making you think that you missed Koushiro and Yamato experience Super Saiyan…stuff…YAY!! We wouldn't skip THAT!!
"You're really getting on my nerves." Said Trunks to Zarbon who was swooning over him. I hate the word swooning. Almost as much as I hate the word 'nor'. Oh well.
"But you're so cute!" said Zarbon stupidly.
"LEAVE ME ALONE!!" Trunks yelled.
Also, Frieza was being stupid and chasing Vegeta around and trying to get him to fight him. And he was also shooting energy blasty thingys at Vegeta.
Gohan was also being stupid but it's not like that's new. This was annoying Goku FOR ONCE.
So anyway…Trunks was getting to the point where he wanted Miyako/Zarbon to perish. He had retarded veins all over the place. (Not literally, just metaphorically. That would be disgusting.) He got the urge to be the CAUSE of Zarbon's perishing so bad that he TURNED INTO A SUPER SAYAIN!! He got all cool and glowly and his eyes turned green and not to forget his hair stood straight up and it turned blond!! IT WAS THE BOMB!! Okay, so the force of the yellow glowly stuff around him killed Zarbon and made him explode. Well, not really but it ALMOST did.
Well, Vegeta was also getting pretty peeved at Frieza's stupidity. So he ALSO turned into a Super Sayain although his hair didn't stick up because it ALREADY WAS!! HAW HAW HAW!! Frieza did the same thing that Zarbon did and what I mean is that he pretended to die when he really didn't. SILLY FRIEZA!! …no, STUPID FRIEZA!! BWA HA HA HA HA!!
Also you're probably thinking that Goku turned into a Super Sayain too. Well, he didn't. He just didn't have it in him. OH WELL!!
Well, I was thinking that this was going to be fun but it's not so HERE COMES LEOMON!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. "This spell is really boring me." said Leomon stupidly. "I shall change it!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he waved his magical wand and they all turned back to normal and plummeted to the ground. Except for Koushiro and Yamato who lightly floated to the ground unharmed where as everyone else exploded on impact but came back to life a minute later. Leomon thought to himself. "What should I do to you THIS time?" he wondered out loud. Ken and Warmon ran out.
"Leomon! How many times do I have to tell you? Monday is MY day!" said Ken.
"I ATE the contract you knave!!" shouted Leomon so loud that Ken's hair blew backwards and he had to brace himself and Woormon went flying.
"Leomon, what the hell?!" Ken yelled.
"You're annoying me," said Leomon knavishly.
"I'M annoying YOU?!" Ken screamed.
"Yup." Said Leomon. "So I am going to include YOU in this spell too!"
"No, NOT AGAIN!!" yelled Ken.
"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. Then he started a new thing: THINKING!! "What's a GOOD spell that is still humorous that I HAVEN'T already done and that I WON'T get bored of soon?"
"Leomon, what do you gain?" asked Yamato.
"I get bored easily!" Leomon replied. "I've got nothing BETTER to do so why not put stupid spells on you guys?" He started thinking some more. "I'VE GOT IT!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" He pulled out a book that had a retarded green head in it. "Zima zot…" he read as if this was if first time. "Rad dee tot…KAZORD NEE!!" The he disappeared with a puff of orange and green smoke. Before the smoke cleared, everyone heard the retarded head say:
"This…is only…the beginning…" Then she started laughing diabolically.
"Oh, scary." Said Taichi but then he gasped and everyone stared at him. His voice didn't sound quite right. He looked down to see that he was in his own body. He also made sure that he wasn't a couple years younger. "All right, who's voice do I have?" he asked, putting his hands on his hips. It sounded like a very retarded sounding woman.
"It could be one of the girls but none of them really sound like that." Said Iori. Oh, by the way, Iori and Miyako had come back because earlier they had run away because they are wimps so they were unaffected by the spell.
"Well, someone else say something!" said Taichi, annoyed. Everyone else just kind of looked at each other, worried that they might sound stupid like Taichi. Or they were also worried that they might have HIKARI'S voice!
"What do you want us to say?" asked Hikari stupidly. Everyone looked at her. SHE DIDN'T SOUND LIKE A KNAVE!! She sounded like a NORMAL LITTLE GIRL!!! But we can still make fun of her in case you're wondering. "I like my new voice!"
"Does everyone like MINE?" asked Sora but it sounded pretty much the same. "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! I WANT MY VOICE TO BE REALLY DIFFERENT!!"
"How about MINE?!" asked Mimi but her voice was even more high pitched and annoying than usual. "YAY!! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Everyone blocked their ears because she is so annoying.
"SHUT UP!!" Yamato tried to yell over Mimi's "singing" but he soon regretting trying. Everyone looked at him and got retarded little drops because it's fun.
"Yamato, you sound like a forty year old man." Said Koushiro.
"Well at least I don't sound like a little girl!" Yamato argued because Koushiro did sound remarkably like a little girl.
"Damn it Leomon," Ken said. "Why does he have to include ME in his torturing of you Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari?!" Poor Ken he's not sounding like his usual Demidevimonish self but more like what a teenage boy who's voice hasn't changed yet.
"Why don't you join forces with us in KILLING Leomon!?" yelled Miyako.
"Join forces with YOU?" said Ken. "HA!! Don't make me LAUGH!!" Ken then forced out this really OBVIOUS fake laugh. Just to tell you, they've all got their Japanese voices from 01 in case you're confused.
Just then, Wormmon walked up. (I discovered that's how you spell his name so I'm just going to use that from now own. It's too bad because I really liked 3ormon. OH WELL!!)
"Master, you sound different!!" said Wormmon. Only, Wormmon sounded different too for he sounded congested and humorous and prodigious!! YAY!!
"Well obviously," Ken answered coldly.
In case you're wondering why Daisuke hasn't said anything is because he sounds like a knave and he knows that. And the reason Takeru hasn't said anything is because he's even worse than KOUSHIRO!!
"Come on," continued Miyako stupidly. "The only way you're going to get your regular voice back is if you FORCE Leomon to! And WE want our voices back so why not just JOIN up with us?" This has got to be the smartest thing Miyako has ever said. I guess I'll just change it to make it so that Koushiro is saying it. (Though he didn't say it stupidly.)
All of a sudden, the Digimon came out of nowhere!! YAY!!
"We're free!" they all said. "AGAIN!!" Every Digimon went off with their kid to talk about stuff.
"Agumon…you sound like a knave…" Taichi started after Agumon had explained how they had escaped. Agumon sounded like a guy TRYING to sound annoying. Kind of like my brother.
"I wouldn't talk." Agumon replied, annoyed.
"Sorry." Said Taichi with a shrug. "It just sounds really weird."
"And you DON'T?"
"Sorry." Said Taichi, starting to laugh.
MEANWHILE!!!
Gabumon and Yamato just kind of stared at each other. Neither of them said anything for obvious reasons.
"Do you want to know how we escaped?" Gabumon asked suddenly. He sounded like this woman trying to sound like a man and being a knave in the process.
"Um…I'm not all that interested." Yamato answered. They both chose not to comment on each other's voices because they knew that the other could just as easily make fun of them. So they just kind of stood there in silence.
MEANWHILE!!!
"WE BOTH SOUND LIKE WE ALWAYS DO!!" cried Sora. They were crying in each other's arms being stupid or, in Biyomon's case, being uncute.
"IT'S NOT FAIR!!" whined Biyomon. "Did you hear TENTOMON'S voice?!"
They both looked over at Koushiro and Tentomon who were just kind of talking and stuff.
Tentomon sounded like this GUY. Just a GUY! And it was a prodigious sounding guy too. It was kind of bizarre, actually…
When Tentomon and Koushiro talked, they were practically complete opposites because there was NOTHING similar in their voices. In fact, it annoyed me! GRRR!! Just kidding. HAW HAW HAW!!
"So…" said Koushiro slowly.
"Yeah…" Tentomon replied just as slowly.
"Um…"
"Okay…"
"Well…"
"Uh…"
MEANWHILE!!!
"LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…" screeched Mimi. Palmon put her hands (or whatever they are) over her ears (hey, does she even have those?!) and looked annoyed.
"MIMI YOU'RE HURTING MY EARS!!" Palmon yelled over Mimi's shrieks. Palmon sounded almost exactly the same as before. Mimi stopped screeching.
"Did you say something Palmon?" she asked stupidly.
"Yes, I did." Said Palmon, annoyed. "I was just asking you to be quiet because you're hurting my ears."
"Oh, okay." Said Mimi. She paused. "LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA…"
MEANWHILE!!!
"Aren't you going to say anything?" asked Patamon stupidly and uncutely. He sounded pretty much the same too. WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!! Takeru shook his head. "Why not? I'm going to get sad and them I'm going to cry!"
"Don't cry," said Takeru without thinking because he REALLY didn't want to hear Patamon cry. Patamon laughed at Takeru's little girl high-pitched annoying sounding voice type thingy. "Don't laugh at me either!"
"But you sound like a little girl!" said Patamon stupidly.
"AND YOU SOUND LIKE A KNAVE AS USUAL!!" yelled Takeru.
MEANWHILE!!!
Just to tell you, Gatomon wasn't effected by the spell because she's special. Special needs, that is. So that means that Gatomon's voice isn't different!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!
"Don't you love my voice?" asked Hikari.
"Yeah, Hikari." Said Gatomon uncutely. "It sounds WONDERFUL!!" (Not REALLY.)
"I'm so happy!" said Hikari. (I would be happy too if I was Hikari and boy am I glad that I'm not! I would KILL myself if I was Hikari!!)
"I'm happy for you too!" said Gatomon stupidly. This is really boring.
MEANWHILE!!!
Oh and Veemon wasn't effected by the spell either because well…he had a mirror and the spell sparky thingys went and hit a lamp.
"It's not fair!" said Daisuke. "How come YOU'RE voice didn't change too!?" Veemon didn't answer. He just covered his face and a few muffled laughs came out. "STOP LAUGHING AT ME!!"
"I wasn't laughing at you!" Veemon assured Daisuke even though he was still kind of snorting with laughter.
"I don't believe you!" yelled Daisuke.
"I wasn't!" said Veemon, trying a little harder to hold back and make a serious face.
MEANWHILE!!!
"Cool, our voices didn't change." Said Armadillomon.
"Yeah." Said Iori. He wasn't about to tell Armadillomon that it was because he had run away because he was such a wimp.
"Well, I'm going to take a nap now." Said Armadillomon. "SNORE!!" Then Armadillomon went to sleep. Iori shrugged and went to sleep too because he had nothing better to do.
"SNORE!!" said Iori.
MEANWHILE!!!
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" shrieked Miyako. "IT'S NOT FAIR!!"
"Calm down, Miyako." Said Hawkmon. (I'm glad his/her/its voice didn't change because it is so prodigious!!) "It's not like it's a big deal. In fact, it's better this way."
"But why ME?!" she whined stupidly. "I WANT MY VOICE TO CHANGE!!"
Hawkmon shrugged and went to sleep too. "SNORE!!"
Miyako stopped crying and went to sleep as well. "SNORE!!"
Everyone looked around and decided to go to sleep even though it was practically mid-day. "SNORE!!" said everyone.
Ken, however, did not go to sleep. He left because he thought that the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari were being dumb. He went off to go and kill Leomon for making him suffer. Wormmon stayed though because he had fallen asleep (SNORE!!) but also because his voice is so prodigious!!
Leomon also came out of nowhere and stole the Digimon again while everyone was asleep (SNORE!!). Though, he didn't steal Wormmon, Tentomon or Gabumon.
When everyone woke up from their deep sleep (SNORE!!), they discovered that all but three Digimon were stolen again. Well DUH!! They're a little slow. Except for Yamato and Koushiro that is.
"I wonder why Leomon didn't steal US!!" said Gabumon.
"Probably because Tentomon and Wormmon's voices are so prodigious and humorous and you're just plain prodigious." Said no one in particular in their bizarre new voice unless it was Iori or Miyako because they're voices didn't change.
"This spell is SO pointless!" said Yamato suddenly. Everyone agreed. They all went to Leomon's lair and killed him!! YAY!!
"We killed Leomon!" said Daisuke happily.
"But our voices are still all stupid!" complained Takeru.
Suddenly, they heard Ken laughing in the distance all echoy as if he was talking over a loud speaker. (Keep in mind that he still had his humorous little voice that sounds like a teenage boy who's voice hasn't gotten deeper yet.) "That was just a hologram!!" he said. The scene around them disintegrated and they were standing in this room with about five trillion evil Digimon with dark rings standing around them.
"Since when do you have the power to make holograms?!" demanded Taichi.
"Shut-up!" yelled Ken. "The important thing is that I CAN!! ATTACK EVIL DIGIMON!!!"
"Hurry, Digivolve!" Koushiro yelled at Tentomon. There was the Digivice and crud like that and then Tentomon was there spinning.
"TE-EN-TOMON DIGIVOLVE TO…KA-BUTERIMON!!"
Sorry, I had to add those pauses and the funny ways that the Japanese people say it.
Kabuterimon's voice sounded all deep and different and NOT sounding like Roachmon or Izzy's Dad.
Wormmon walked away because he couldn't Digivolve because he didn't want to and PLUS, he had to go and help Ken with stuff. AND he didn't want to be attacked by the gazillions of evil Digimon.
"I'm going to Digivolve too!" said Gabumon. "GABUMON DIGIVOLVE TO…GARURURMON!!" He said 'Garurumon' as if it was all one syllable.)
Then all the kids decided that they would have a better chance against the evil Digimon (who were just standing there) if the Digimon Digivolved into Ultimate so they did.
"KABUTERIMON DIGIVOLVE TO…MEA-GA-KABUTERIMON!!"
"GARURUMON DIGIVOLVE TO…WA-GARURUMON!!" ('Garurumon' sounds like all one syllable again.) "Ready, MegaKabuterimon?!" asked Weregarurumon but his voice frightened himself as well as everyone else. It was all echoy and scary and it just sent a tingle down your spine.
All of the evil Digimon were so freaked out that they exploded!! YAY!!
"Blast it!" yelled Ken. Though, he was a little hard to take seriously with his little voice that was so…I need to think of a one-word way of describing it…premature? I don't know. So everyone just kind of snickered at his expense before he got all mad and stormed away to complete his search for Leomon.
Then, everyone's voices turned back to normal and the story ended!! YAY!! Except for Ken. Leomon was having too much fun making fun of him.