Adventures With All The Digidestined!!! Chapter 7: Warped Personalities, a digimon fanfic

Adventures With the New Digidestined 8

Adventures With the New Digidestined 8!!

Ah, the art of stories. I'd have to say that your privilege is greater than mine for I am the writer and you are the reader. Wouldn't it be WONDERFUL if, when I read my own stories, that I wouldn't know what happened next? Then I could enjoy the hilarious goodness of our stories.

Okay, if you think I'm stupid that's okay. I was TRYING to sound stupid and stupid and stupid and stuff like that. Well, I truly think that you will like my latest story because well…BECAUSE!! What's NOT to like?! Unless you're a lover of one of the girls…which no one is. OH WELL!! ENJOY OR ELSE!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!

One day the Selected Kids, the New Digidestined, Hikari and Jyou were walking along in the Digiworld. (It's 02 so everyone's older and they have different names.) Leomon, yet again, had stolen their Digimon.

Okie dokie then. Koushiro and Yamato were being the bomb but that's an obvious one. Iori, Takeru, Taichi and Daisuke were being non-opinionated people. Miyako, Hikari, Mimi and Sora were being stupid. (Okay, I admit, I didn't feel like thinking up something better for everyone to be doing because I am LAZY!!)

So ANYWAY…

"Help me study for my math test!" said Hikari, thrusting her math book in Koushiro's face. "Come on, you're smart!!"

"Um…okay." Said Koushiro, looking at the math book. It said 'Stupid Person Math'. "All right," he said uneasily, opening up the book and looking at the page. "Two plus two." He said slowly.

"Um…five!" said Hikari triumphantly. Koushiro shook his head. Hikari thought for another minute. "Three…" she said slowly. Koushiro shook his head again.

"Remember what Barney told you!" said Mimi stupidly.

"Yeah!" said Sora. "Two plus two is four, two plus two is four…" She started swaying back and forth while moving her arms up and down and impersonating Barney the purple dinosaur.

"Oh yeah!" said Hikari. Then she started thinking again. "I can't remember it!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!" Koushiro looked at her, then at Sora, Mimi and Miyako who were chanting 'two plus two is four' in the background while swaying back and forth and then he looked at Hikari who was still crying.

Suddenly, Yamato looked over Koushiro's shoulder. "Kind of advanced for Hikari don't you think?" he asked.

"I think so," Koushiro replied.

Suddenly, Leomon came out of nowhere laughing diabolically!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"I AGREE!!" yelled everyone.

"Oh well." Said Leomon with a shrug. "When I think of one then I'll use it but I don't feel like it right now because right now I'm inflicting pain upon the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

"Well duh." Said Taichi.

Leomon cracked his knuckles. Then he cracked his neck from side to side. After he did that, he started wiggling his toes so those cracked too. Pretty soon, he was just jumping around and cracking. It sounded similar to the way people sound when they bite into a Pringle on the Pringle commercials.

"LEOMON STOP!!!" yelled everyone. Leomon stopped his frolicking. Everyone sighed with relief. But then Leomon moved his head about an inch and his neck cracked. Then he laughed at everyone's expense as they all got a retarded little drop because Leomon is a fag.

"But SERIOUSLY folks," said Leomon as he cracked another appendage. Then he laughed fakely just to annoy the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari. "Okay, let's get down to business…" there was a short pause. "To defeat…the Huns…"

"I KNEW IT!!" yelled everyone. Leomon laughed fakely again. Then he thought for a second.

"Hey, not a bad idea." He said while scratching his chin like a knave. "I could…hm…the only question is: Can I pull it off? I've never tried anything like this before!! Well, OF COURSE I can pull it off for I am a god!!"

"No you're not Leomon you knave!" yelled Daisuke.

"SHUT UP!!" bellowed Leomon.

"Admit it." Pressed Takeru.

"Okay, FINE, I'm NOT a god." Said Leomon as tears started flowing out of his eyes like waterfalls. Then he stopped suddenly. "Okay, now that THAT'S out of my system, I can cast this fricken spell!!" He held up his sparkly magic wand and then started clicking his heals together. "There's no place like home, there's no place like home, there's no place like home," he mumbled and then, with a swirl of blue light, he diskapeared.

Everyone was unconscious for…oh say…thirty-seven minutes. No, actually, thirty-eight minutes. Well, for however many minutes they were unconscious for, they eventually woke up ALL AT THE SAME TIME BECAUSE THEY ARE SPECIAL!!!!

"IS EVERYONE OKAY?!" yelled Yamato while quickly standing up and running around checking to see if everyone was all right even though they were.

"WHO WANTS TO KNOW?!" demanded Iori while rolling up his sleeves. (Our old Iori's back!!)

"Why, I do!" Yamato replied while smiling.

Everyone else stood up and looked around because they had nothing better to do.

"What should we do?" asked Miyako.

"How about we search for Leomon?" suggested Hikari.

"I have a plan to help us reach Leomon since he's across the water!" said Sora.

"I know!" said Yamato. "We all have to work together to make a raft and then we will sail nicely ALL the way to his lair!"

"Um…I guess so." Said Sora.

So they all looked at each other.

"Okay…" said Mimi slowly. "How about some people get the wood, some people get the rope and stuff and everyone else help build it or something like that." Everyone agreed.

"Why bother? It's not like we'd be able to make a raft." Said Takeru. "And even if we did manage to build one that everyone would fit on, it would probably sink anyway and we'd all die."

"That would be scary!" said Taichi. "I don't want to go on the raft! I don't want it to sink!! I don't want to die! I don't know how to swim!!"

"Don't worry, it won't sink." Said Daisuke. Then he turned to the girls. "Will it?!"

"No, it won't sink." Said Miyako, rolling her eyes. "As long as we make it the right way."

"Which I know we won't." Takeru said sadly. "We don't even know HOW to make a raft."

"Don't say that, Takeru!" said Yamato. "It will lower the moral of the team and we wouldn't want THAT would we?" Takeru frowned.

"Okay, let's get started!" said Hikari. "Um…Koushiro, why don't you…" But then they all stopped and looked at Koushiro who was crouched in front of the lake with his hand outstretched. "Koushiro, what are you doing?" asked Hikari, putting her hands on her hips.

Koushiro looked up at the sound of his name. He looked around for a minute more before shrugging and going right back to whatever he was doing.

Everyone looked at each other a shrugged.

"Anyway, Koushiro, why don't you, Yamato and Taichi get wood since you guys are the oldest boys?" asked Hikari.

Koushiro didn't look up.

"Um…all right…" said Mimi turning around. "Takeru, why don't you just go with them instead of Koushiro?"

"Oh fine, make ME go," said Takeru. "Just because Koushiro is lazy I have to go. It's not like we'll find any wood so why are we even trying?"

Mimi was just about to respond when all of a sudden, Ken appeared out of nowhere!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"HAHAHAHA!! Finally, I get the recognition I deserve!" laughed Ken.

"No, we just knew you'd go on about it so we talked and decided to scream when you came to humor you." explained Miyako. Ken looked mad.

"YEAH RIGHT!!" he yelled. Suddenly, LEOMON appeared out of nowhere!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! (For a change in pace.)

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone.

"Leomon, I thought you said you were going to get a better opening." Complained Sora.

"I LIED!!" yelled Leomon. He looked at Ken. "You again?!" he yelled. He let out a loud groan. Yes, even though Ken is the bomb, he is still groaned at because in our stories, he is very pathetic.

"Yes, it is I, Leomon!" said Ken.

"No, I'M Leomon." Said Leomon.

"I know, I never said you weren't." Said Ken.

"Yes you did, you said, 'It is I, Leomon."

"No, I meant, 'It is I, pause, Leomon!"

"Doesn't that mean the same thing?"

"No, I am…"

"SHUT UP!!" bellowed Leomon.

"You asked ME a question!" yelled Ken.

"YOU HAVE PUSHED ME TO MY BOILING POINT!!" Bellowed Leomon. He likes to bellow a lot but THIS particular bellow was the mother of all bellows. It was so overpowering that it sent everyone hurtling backwards so that they had to grab onto trees in order to keep from blowing about forty miles away.

Leomon pulled out a magical medallion that he found in his spare time. "KALAMAZOO…um…KAZAM!!" he yelled as he zapped Ken. Then Leomon melted into a puddle and slithered away.

Everyone crowded around Ken and waited for him to wake up.

Actually, Koushiro wasn't because he was preoccupied by an anthill that was just SO intriguing. Even WITHOUT ants.

Oh and Takeru wasn't because he was sulking in the corner.

By the way, Iori wasn't either because he was beating up Taichi and Daisuke because they were being a little weird for his liking.

Mimi, Miyako, Sora and Hikari weren't either because they were still improving their raft plan.

So in other words, YAMATO was standing over Ken waiting for him to wake up.

He woke up about 6 minutes and 53 seconds later. He looked up at Yamato and started laughing.

"What? Are you okay friend? Are you delirious?" Yamato asked. Ken continued to laugh. "What, might I ask, is so funny friend?"

Ken managed to spit something out in between laughs.

"The…sky…is…" he said but he started laughing again.

"What?" asked Yamato. "The sky is falling?"

"The sky…is…" he paused. "The sky is…BLUE!!" then he fell into a fit of hysterics again. About twenty feet away, you could hear Koushiro suddenly start cracking up.

"The sky is BLUE!!" he repeated as if that was the funniest joke he had ever heard. Ken got up and walked over to Koushiro.

"And…the grass is…GREEN!!" he yelled toward him. Koushiro almost fell over laughing.

"I don't get it." Yamato said with a fake smile plastered across his face. No one else even bothered.

"Okay, NOW let's get to building that raft." Said Sora.

"I came up with this plan what we can make this raft and not have to do any work." Said Miyako, pointing to a bunch of scratches in the sand.

"But it'll probably sink." Said Takeru.

"It's a GREAT idea!" said Yamato. "All we have to do is put it into action an make it work!"

"But it won't work." Continued Takeru.

"I'm not going on it if it doesn't work." Said Taichi.

"Oh, that's not nice!" said Daisuke. "But…I don't think I'll be going on it either if it's gonna sink."

"It's NOT going to sink!" yelled Miyako. Despite Takeru's negative attitude, Yamato "helping", Taichi and Daisuke practically refusing to do anything because it was too heavy and Ken and Koushiro actually making things WORSE, they all managed to build the raft.

"Okay, everyone on." Said Mimi.

"Are you sure it's safe?" asked Taichi.

"No," said Takeru.

"Shut up Takeru." Said Hikari. Then she turned to Taichi. "Yes, we are VERY sure that it is safe."

"Oh…okay." Said Taichi as he jumped on too.

After about five minutes of sailing, Takeru started going on with how they were going to starve because they didn't bring any food.

"The reason we didn't bring any food is because it would weigh the raft down!" said Sora.

"We're not going to eat EACH OTHER are we?" said Daisuke. "That would be mean!!"

"No, we brought fishing rods." Said Mimi.

"We probably won't be able to catch any fish." Said Takeru. "And I doubt there are even any fish in the water. And plus, we don't have any water so we'll die of thirst."

"Can we turn around?!" yelled Taichi.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!" yelled Daisuke. The girls slapped their foreheads.

"Look, Koushiro!" said Ken, pointing at the water. "The water is blue too! How come the sky AND the water is blue?"

"Um…I don't know." Koushiro replied. "Maybe some of the sky fell into the water." Then Koushiro pointed to Ken's hair. "Some of it must on fallen on your HAIR too!"

Ken looked up. "Huh?" he said obliviously.

"Huh what?" asked Koushiro, confused.

"I forget." Ken replied, scratching his head.

"Forget what?" asked Koushiro. Ken shrugged. Then Koushiro's eyes got really wide. "Your hair is blue!"

"It is?" asked Ken, pulling a piece of his hair in front of his eyes so he could see it. "Wow!" There was a short pause while the two just kind of stared at each other looking all confused as if they had both forgotten why Ken had said "Wow!" They probably did.

"Who here knows how to bait a hook?" asked Hikari.

"I'm not touching that worm!" yelled Taichi. "Ew!! Yucky!!" After a couple minutes, Miyako finally got the hook baited and they cast it into the water.

"I HATE fish!!" yelled Iori. "I will NOT eat it!"

"Fine, you can just starve then!" said Mimi.

"Come on," said Yamato. "The girls are being really nice and catching fish for us! You wouldn't want to make them feel bad, would you?"

"That's just not nice." Said Daisuke. Iori started fuming so he jumped on Daisuke since he had said something last and he had forgotten all about Yamato.

Takeru was lying at the edge of the raft with his hand in the water, sulking and sighing.

"Look what I found!" said Koushiro, holding up a piece of string with a hook at the end for Ken to see.

"What is it?" Ken asked. Koushiro looked at it.

"I don't know." He confessed.

"Look!" said Ken, pointing to a worm that was on the end of the hook. They both started laughing. They could have gone on and on with their hysterical laughter but soon it died out as they scratched their heads and looked blankly at each other.

"Where did you find it?" asked Koushiro.

"Found what?" asked Ken.

"This." Koushiro said, holding up the sting again.

"You found it." Ken replied.

"I did?" asked Koushiro.

"I think so." Ken said with a shrug. "I might have found it. Maybe. If I did find it, Daisuke gave it to me."

"Oh right, I remember now!" said Koushiro. Suddenly, Sora walked over.

"You took our fish line out of the water!" she yelled, tearing it out of his hand. "Why did you do that?!"

"Ken did." Koushiro said, pointing to Ken.

"What?" asked Ken. Koushiro shrugged. Sora gave an exasperated sigh as she tossed the line back in the water where it belonged and then she walked back over to where all the girls were. "She threw it in the water!" said Ken. "And after Daisuke gave it to me, too!!"

"That was mean." Koushiro said even though he didn't know what Ken was talking about.

"Let's get it." Ken said.

"What?" asked Koushiro. Ken paused for a minute and then shrugged. Koushiro looked around. "Hey where'd that thing that Daisuke gave you go?" he asked. Ken started looking around too.

"There it is!" Ken said, pointing in the water. Ken and Koushiro both looked over the edge at the fish line that was in the water. Pretty soon, they forgot what they were looking at, Koushiro pointed out that Ken had blue hair again, they laughed, then they forgot and this continued.

"Thank you very much girls, that was delicious!" said Yamato.

"It was disgusting." Remarked Iori angrily. "I hated it!"

"I bet we'll get food poisoning." Said Takeru with a sigh. "The fish wasn't properly cleaned or cut."

"You're negative attitude is starting to get to me." said Hikari. "You're scaring Taichi and Daisuke!" She pointed at Taichi and Daisuke who looked petrified.

"They should only know the truth." Takeru said as he went back to sulking and having a negative attitude.

The girls sighed and looked over at Koushiro and Ken who were still inspecting their fish.

"I wonder if it's still alive." Said Koushiro. Ken stared down at his.

"I don't see a heartbeat." He said.

"That's sad." Koushiro said with a sigh. There was a short pause.

"Oh wait!" said Ken suddenly. "I think I DO see one!"

"Hurry, put them back in the water!" Koushiro said picking up his plate and throwing it in the water. Ken copied him. "There, we saved them."

"What?" asked Ken, looking at Koushiro.

"Huh?" asked Koushiro. They stared at each other, confused. Then Koushiro looked at the water at the dead fish that they had just thrown. "Someone threw our fish into the water!" he said angrily.

"When?" asked Ken.

"I don't know." Said Koushiro. They both shrugged.

AN HOUR LATER!!!!!!!

"Are we almost there?!" demanded Iori.

"We told you that it was going to take at least until sunset to get there!" Hikari replied, starting to get annoyed. Iori crossed his arms and looked annoyed.

"La la la la la la la la."

Everyone turned around to see Ken and Koushiro both grabbing the mast of the raft thingy and going around it. (Kind of like at the food store and after you do it, your hand feels all weird and funny and stuff like that.)

"What are you doing?!" yelled Miyako.

"My hand feels funny," said Ken, ignoring Miyako.

"Maybe it's falling off." Koushiro said.

"I hope not." Ken said, looking at his hand. "This is the one that I write with…I think." He held out both hands. "This hand is heavier than this hand."

"That must mean you write with that hand." Koushiro concluded.

"Oh," said Ken. "But this is the one that feels funny."

"I guess you'll never be able to write again." Said Koushiro with a shrug.

"Maybe I'll be able to left." Said Ken. "Or maybe even wrong. But that could be pushing it."

"Or maybe you could write with your foot." Koushiro continued.

"Maybe." Ken said. "That would be cool!"

"Maybe you should chop your arm off so you could left with your foot or something."

"That would hurt."

"No it won't. I did it before." There was a short pause as Koushiro and Ken just kind of stared at each other as they slowly forgot what they had just been talking about.

"Huh?" was Ken's response.

"What?" asked Koushiro. He looked up. "The sky is the same color as your hair!"

"Really?!" said Ken, looking up too. "WOW!!"

"Maybe the sky is falling."

"Maybe."

"I wish my hair was blue too."

"Maybe it is and you just don't know it."

"Is it?"

"Is what?"

"I don't know."

"Okay."

There was another short pause.

ABOUT FOUR HOURS LATER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"We'll never make it," said Takeru. "And it's starting to get cold! We'll freeze!!" Iori beat the living snot of Takeru.

"I DON'T WANT TO DIE!!!" yelled Taichi. Iori got up and beat the living daylights out of Taichi.

"Don't do that, that's mean!" said Daisuke. Iori then beat the living poop out of Daisuke. Then he looked around for someone else to beat up. But then he got tired and went to sleep since it was past his bedtime.

Koushiro and Ken looked over at Iori. "I wonder if he likes being brown." Asked Koushiro.

"Huh?" asked Ken.

"Yeah, you're blue and I'm red and Iori is brown." Koushiro replied. "Do you think he might want to be blue?"

"Being blue is the best." Said Ken.

"So I'm sure he wants to be blue." Koushiro continued. "We could push him into the water since the water is blue and then he'd be blue too."

"But the water is black."

"When was the water black?"

"When the sky turned black."

"The water is copying the sky."

"Let's make Iori copy the sky too."

"Okay."

So they got up and walked over to Iori. They shrugged at each other and then rolled him off the end of the raft into the water. About a half a second later, Iori's head came above the water. It would be bad to repeat the stuff that he said because this is a G-rated story (More or less) and Iori is using R-rated language. Actually make that X-rated. Even Z-rated.

"He doesn't look very black." Said Koushiro. "He still looks brown."

"But he looks wet too." Ken remarked.

"Maybe it doesn't work on Ioris." Koushiro said with a shrug. "Do YOU want to be black?"

"No, I want to be blue." Ken replied.

"Well, I want to be black." Koushiro said. By this time, Iori was struggling to pull himself up on the raft.

"Maybe he's not black because he wasn't in the black long enough." Said Ken.

"Maybe." Said Koushiro as he sat down at the end of the raft and put his feet in. Then he started laughing to himself. "My feet are going to be black." Ken joined in laughing too. Iori was now on the raft and trying to catch his breath because he can't swim very well.

"Iori, you're not black yet." Said Ken.

"GET AWAY FROM ME!!" screamed Iori. Ken jumped.

"Look, Koushiro's going to be black." Said Ken. "Why don't you join him?" Ken easily tossed Iori back into the water.

Koushiro laughed as Iori struggled to keep his head above the water.

"The water's eating Iori." Said Ken with a laugh.

"Silly water." Said Koushiro. Just then, Mimi walked over.

"What are you two laughing at?" she asked.

"My feet are in the water." Said Koushiro, pointing to his feet in the water.

"Did you take your shoes off?" asked Mimi, putting her hands on her hips. "Cause if you didn't your feet are going to be really cold."

"I don't remember." Koushiro answered.

"Mimi, the water's eating Iori." Said Ken.

"What?" asked Mimi.

"Huh?" asked Ken.

"The water is eating Iori…?" Mimi said, confused. Then she looked at Iori who was just now a little speck in the distance. "Oh my…" She ran over to Sora who was steering the boat. "Turn the boat around! Iori fell in the water!"

"OH NO!!" yelled Yamato.

Sora turned the boat around and they starting paddling in the other direction back towards Iori who was splashing around desperately.

"We're not going to make it in time." said Takeru with a sigh. "He'll probably drown before we reach him and we're losing a lot of time trying to save someone even though we won't."

"Takeru, you're getting on my nerves." Said Miyako.

"WEEEEE!!"

Everyone turned around just too see a splash in the water. Pretty soon, Koushiro's head came up on the surface. Everyone slapped their foreheads.

"I'm gonna be black!" said Koushiro happily.

"Me too!" said Ken, jumping in too only in some obscure direction.

So, after they rescued Iori, they picked up Ken and then Koushiro. They gave them all little towels because it was getting really dark and really cold.

"I'm not black anymore." Said Koushiro looking at his hands. "I don't think I stayed in long enough. I'll have to go back in."

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone.

"But I want to be black." Koushiro sniffed. Everyone ignored him and he eventually forgot ALLLLL about it. SILLY KOUSHIRO!!

Well, Iori was a little too tired to beat the crap out of them even though he was VERY p-oed.

Anyway, they rode on their little raft for about 2 hours, 47 minutes and 27.3 seconds more before they reached the land. YAY!!

"Okay, now we have to find Leomon's lair." Said Miyako.

"YAY!!" said everyone INCLUDING ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I AM THE BEST!!!! I AM PRODIGIOUS!!!!!!

So they all started walking. WaLking. WaLking. WaLking. Why is there an 'L' in walking? From now on I'm going to spell it the way it SOUNDS!! WOCKING!!!

They all continued wocking and while they were wocking, they call came across a thing that they had wocked by. They all wocked up to it. They all stopped wocking when they reached it after they had wocked. They had no more reason to wock because they had already wocked up to it so it was pointless to keep wocking. Anyway, the thing they wocked up to exploded and they just wocked away.

Erm…well…okay…

"Here is Leomon's lair!!!!!!!" said Hikari. Everyone said yay and then walked into Leomon's lair.

Suddenly, SOCCERBALLWOMON APPEARED OUT NOWHERE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"ROAR!!" said Soccerballwomon. "SOCCERBALL POWER!!!!"

Unbeknownst to Soccerballwomon…

"SUPER SHOCKER!!"

"BLUE BLASTER!!"

"WORMMON POWER!!"

"ARMADILLOMON POWER!!" (True, I don't know his move too.)

"BOOM BUBBLE!!"

"MARCHING FISHES!!"

"PEPPER BREATH POY!!"

"VEE-HEADBUTT!!"

"BEAK BUZZSAW!!"

"POISON IVY!!"

"SPIRAL TWISTER!!"

"LIGHTNING CLAW!!"

Then Soccerballwomon exploded at the force of all of these moves bombarding her in the back.

"ARGH!!" she yelled before she shattered into a zillion tiny shards.

"YAY!!" yelled all the children as they ran over to their Digimon.

"Koushiro-ha, the bad guy went boom!" said Tentomon as he landed next to Koushiro.

"I know Tentomon-ha, I wonder why, did he not like us?" replied Koushiro.

"That makes me sad!" said Tentomon as he started crying. Koushiro started crying too but they both stopped a minute later because they forgot why they were crying.

MEANWHILE!!

Yamato and Gabumon were hovering over the remains of Soccerballwomon. (Which consisted of a charred circle on the ground.)

"Alas, poor Soccerballwomon. She didn't HAVE to die." Said Yamato on the verge of tears.

"It wasn't my fault Yamato, I did it before I even realized what I was doing. I was just protecting you…my friend." Said Gabumon.

"I understand my friend, I just wish there was something I could have done before this happened, I would have gladly sacrificed my own life for this poor soul."

"As would I."

MEANWHILE!!

"KEN!!" yelled Wormmon as he awkwardly bounced over to Ken.

"CATERPILLARMON!!" yelled Ken.

"Is that what my name is?" asked Wormmon.

"I don't know, but you look like a caterpillar, so I just added 'mon' at the end." Said Ken as if it was the best thing he had ever come up with.

"You're so smart Ken!" said "Caterpillarmon"/Wormmon.

"Spank-you Caterpillarmon!" said Ken.

MEANWHILE!!

"WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?!" yelled Armadillomon as he approached Iori.

"Where have I been?!" was Iori's response. "Where have YOU been?!"

"I asked YOU the question!!!" Armadillomon yelled.

"AND SO DID I!!"

"I ASKED YOU FIRST!!!"

"WELL I ASKED YOU SECOND!!!"

"YOU WANT A PIECE OF ME?!?!"

"SURE, HOW BIG?!?!" Iori and Armadillomon started growling at each other.

MEANWHILE!!!!!

"Wow, I never thought you were still alive." Said Takeru staring down at Patamon. "I mean, you being all miniscule and stupid and well…you know."

"I didn't think my move would do anything." Patamon replied. "I don't think it did. I think it was all Tentomon and Gabumon that did everything!"

"It probably was."

"Yeah. That's all right though cause I wouldn't be able to survive out alone."

"Whatever. It's not like I care or anything."

"Neither do I."

MEANWHILE!!!!!

"Tra la la la la la." Said Gomamon, walking around and minding his own business. "I SHOULD be doing something…I just don't really know what. Hm…wait a second…why don't I have a human partner? That's kind of weird. Oh well."

Then Gomamon fell down a hole and plunged to his doom but he didn't die. He just landed in a cage and Leomon laughed diabolically at his expense.

MEANWHILE!!!!

Agumon ran over to Taichi, tears streaming down his face. "I WAS SO SCARED!!" he yelled as he and Taichi went into a hug.

"I DON'T BLAME YOU!!" Taichi yelled back, trying to comfort him. "You know what? We had to ride this raft that Takeru said was going to sink all the way across the water! And then people kept falling off and I was SCARED!! Then we had to face SOCCERBALLWOMON but luckily, you guys saved us!"

"I'm just finally glad to be away from Leomon!" said Agumon.

MEANWHILE!!!

"VEEMON!!!"

"DAISUKE!!!!"

They embraced. "I was so worried about you!" said Daisuke.

"I was too!" said Veemon. "I didn't know who would protect you while I wasn't there! You didn't run into any trouble did you?"

"None except for Soccerballwomon." Daisuke replied.

"Now THAT'S a relief!" said Veemon.

MEANWHILE!!!!

All of the girls were standing in a group being knavish and "smart" while they were talking to their Digimon.

So after a little of saying hello and crud like that, they all started wocking again. There was a big break in the cave with about fifty thousand branch off thingys.

"We have to split up!" Sora declared.

"We should stay in groups since there's safety in numbers!!" said Yamato.

"I agree!!" said Gabumon.

"YAY!!" said everyone.

And the groups were: Yamato, Koushiro, Ken, Iori, Takeru and Taichi and their Digimon and then everyone else was a group.

So ANYWAY, they were wocking down the passage when all of a sudden, ANGEWOMONWOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Ah," said everyone. Okay, so I was enthusiastic for NO REASON? How RUDE!!

"ROAR!!" said Angewomonwomon stupidly. "ANGEWOMONWOMON POWER!!!"

Everyone dodged because she's a fag. "It's Angewomon!!" said Koushiro.

"WOW!!" said Ken.

"No, I'm not Angewomon!" said Angewomonwomon. "I'm ANGEWOMONWOMON!!"

"What's the difference?" asked Yamato.

"Well, I have more make-up and a monkey tail!!" Angewomonwomon declared. She turned around and showed her retarded monkey tail and everyone noticed that she did have more make-up than Angewomon.

"I wish I had a monkey tail!" said Ken.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Taichi and Agumon as they dived behind a bush.

"That's Angewomon…womon…womon…womon…" started Tentomon but then he stopped. "How many 'womons' are in her name?"

"TWO!!" bellowed Angewomonwomon.

"Um…okay." Said Tentomon, not really getting it. "Angewomonwomon is famous for her…um…being a Digimon…womon…and her stunning move…Super Shocker powers…womon…"

"Silly, that's YOUR move!!" said Caterpillermon/Wormmon.

"No, it's YOUR move." Said Ken.

"Really?" said Wormmon.

"I thought it was mine." Said Koushiro, scratching his head.

"No, it's definitely Angewomonwomonwomonwomonwomonwomon…'s." Tentomon said. Everyone shrugged because they had forgotten what they were "arguing" about.

Suddenly, Angewomonwomon exploded. YAY!!

"Okay, let's keep going." Said Yamato. Then he looked around. "Where is Armadillomon and Iori?"

"I bet they died." Said Takeru.

"Don't say that!" whined Taichi.

Takeru shrugged. "You can't hide from the facts." Patamon said. But then, Patamon exploded…YAY!! Actually, he didn't. Wait, he did but then he came back to life after. Actually…he exploded and then he remained dead and didn't come back to life. He was replaced by…um…Demiveemon…

"Okay, so WHERE is Iori and Armadillomon?" Gabumon said.

"Can we turn back and join up with the other group?!" pleaded Taichi and Agumon.

Suddenly…

"ROAR!!!" said Linkmon.

"ROAR!!!" said Luigimon.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Taichi and Agumon as they went back behind the bush.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Koushiro, Ken, Tentomon and Wormmon even though they didn't know why they were screaming.

"They are…well…" Tentomon started. "Womon…womon…womon…"

"No, that's not our names!!" said Linkmon. "I am LINKMON!!!"

"AND I'M LUIGIMON!!!" said Luigimon.

"Together we are…" said Linkmon.

"LINKANDLUIGIMON!!!" yelled Linkmon and Luigimon at the same time. Then they merged into a unit. "WE ARE LEOMON'S MOST POWERFUL MINIONS!!!" Then they exploded. YAY!!

"ERM!!!" said everyone.

"Well…they are…" Tentomon continued. "Are…Leomon's most powerful Digimon…womon…womon…" Link and Luigi's spirits rose from their dead bodies.

"WE ARE FREE!!" said Link.

"We are no longer slaves of Leomon!" said Luigi.

"Won't you take us with you?" asked Link.

"No, you'll slow us down." Said Takeru.

"Shut up Takeru!" said Yamato. Then he turned to Link and Luigi. "Of COURSE we'll take you with us!"

"Then I'm sure to get a brain…" said Link.

"A heart…" said Luigi.

"A home…" Link continued.

"DA NOIVE!!" Luigi finished. Then they both exploded.

"WHATEVER!!!!" said everyone. Then they continued wocking. Ya know, I don't think I'm going to do the wocking thing anymore. I mean, it's just annoying. Even though I'm morally against the 'L' in walking, I'm going to change it back to walking. SNIFF!!!!!!!!!

ERRRRRRRRM…

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

Oops…AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"That's…Lionmon…womon…" said Tentomon, pointing at Leomon.

"My name isn't Lionmon." Said Leomon. "My name is LEOMON!!!!!!!!" Now, this bellow was even greater than the one before. Stuuupid Leomon.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Taichi and Agumon.

"Why have you come, Leomon?" demanded Yamato.

"Isn't it obvious? He wants to KILL us." Said Takeru with a sigh.

"Yeah…" said Demiveemon cutely.

"No, that's not true." Said Leomon. "All I wanted to do was experience exploding and I wanted someone to watch me while I did it. Here I go!!" Then Leomon exploded. SNORE!! Oops, wrong sound effect!! Let me try again. BOOM!!! "YAY!!" yelled Leomon's particles.

"ERM!!!" said everyone.

"I want to exploded too!!" said Ken. There was a short pause. "Did I exploded yet?!"

"No." said Wormmon.

"Okay." Said Ken as there was another short pause. "How about now?"

"I think so." Said Wormmon.

"I WANT TO EXPLODED TOO!!!" yelled Koushiro.

"ME TOO!!!!" yelled Tentomon.

"ME TOO!!!!!" yelled Wormmon even though he had forgot. There was another short pause.

"WE ALL EXPLODED!!!" declared Tentomon.

Suddenly, Iori and Armadillomon came back. They had set up bombs all over the place cause they felt like it. They could have set up more but they had a "disagreement" of where to put them. They were both all beat up and stuff.

"I COULD REALLY MAKE YOU EXPLODE!!!" yelled Iori.

"Silly Iori, we already exploded." Said Koushiro. Iori and Armadillomon looked at each other and decided just to drop it for once since they'd much rather beat each other up. So they did.

"Hey, break it up you two!!" yelled Gabumon.

They went to pull Gabumon in the cloud of fighting but since Taichi was standing behind Gabumon, they accidentally grabbed him instead. But they didn't care because they also grabbed Agumon.

As for the bombs, well…they exploded. They didn't explode the way they were SUPPOSED to. They just exploded the way Digimon do and stuff like that.

"That must have been…Bomb…womon womon womon…" said Tentomon obliviously.

"STOP FIGHTING!!!" yelled Yamato and Gabumon. "IT'S WRONG!!!"

"Why bother?" said Takeru. "They'll probably kill each other eventually ANYWAY so why not let them kill each other now?"

"Besides, they were slowing us down." Said Demiveemon.

"No, that's wrong!" said Gabumon.

"Can't we just all be friends?" said Yamato.

"No," Takeru and Demiveemon replied. Gabumon and Yamato sighed.

"Caterpillermon's tired." Said Ken, pointed to Wormmon. He didn't look tired at all!! But, at the sound of the word 'tired' he got tired!! YAY!!

"YAWN!!!" yelled Wormmon as he fell asleep.

"UM!!" said everyone else.

Suddenly, LITTLETOEOFFANTASYWOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Littletoeoffantasywomon stupidly. "LITTLETOEOFFANTASYWOMON POWER!!!!!!" Then she did her retarded 'Littletoeoffantasy power' on all of the kids. Since her move was so stupid, it didn't effect any of them even though it hit ALL of them.

"That's…Little…womon…womon womon…" said Tentomon. "She…is mean…using her powers to kill people…womon…"

"We'd better run away!" said Koushiro.

"Run away from what?" asked Ken.

"Littlewomonwomonwomon." Koushiro replied.

"Oh." Ken said with a shrug. Then he started looking around. "Oh no!! LITTLEWOMONWOMONWOMON KILLED WORMMONWOMONWOMON!"

"You should be ashamed of yourself, Littlewomonwomonwomon!!" said Koushiro.

"Wormmon isn't dead, he's right there, asleep." Said Yamato, pointing to Wormmon. Ken bent down and picked him up.

"I'll avenge your death Wormmon." He said. But then Wormmon woke up. "Hi Wormmon!"

"Hi Ken!!" said Wormmon.

"AHEM!!" said Littletoeoffantasywomon. "I would like to continue with the hurting and the killing and stuff like that!!"

"Hurting and killing is wrong!" said Gabumon.

"I know, that's why I do it." Said Littletoeoffantasywomon stupidly.

"That's not the right thing to do." Yamato told Littletoeoffantasy-womon. Littletoeoffantasywomon was just about to say something when, she exploded. YAY!!! Oh and Patamon exploded too. All of a sudden, LEOMON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH…wait…that's not Leomon!! That's LeoWOmon!!!!!!!! EVEN WORSE!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"FIST OF THE BEAST QUEEN!!!" screamed Leowomon as she punched the face of the beast king thingy only with make-up and earrings and curly blonde hair and eyelashes at the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken. But, it missed. "DAMN!! Oh well. I guess I'll just cast a spell on you!!" Suddenly, LEOMON APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"LEOMON!!" screeched Leowomon as they embraced. "I thought you exploded!"

"Oh, I did but then I came back to life!!" said Leomon. "Now, I thought I heard you saying something about casting a spell on the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken!!"

"I WAS!" said Leowomon. "I tried using my Fist of the Beast Queen but my move is stupid so I didn't bother anymore."

"You can't cast a spell on them, I LIKE this spell!!" said Leomon. "IT'S FUN!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"BUT I WANT TO CAST ANOTHER SPELL!!"

"NOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled Leomon. Then, Leowomon exploded. "NO!! NOT LEOWOMON!! MY ONE AND ONLY TRUE LOVE!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" Then he paused for a minute. "Oh well. FARE THEE WELL SELECTED KIDS, NEW DIGIDESTINED AND HIKARI AND KEN!!! Actually, fare thee BAD!!! BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" Then he ran away laughing diabolically.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Koushiro, Tentomon, Wormmon and Ken.

"SHUT UP!!!!!" yelled Iori and Armadillomon. They were just about to beat them up when suddenly, Sora, Mimi, Miyako, Hikari, Daisuke and all their Digimon came out of nowhere.

"We didn't find Leomon." Said Hikari.

"We did." Said Yamato. "Twice actually."

"WHATEVER!!!" said everyone as Patamon exploded.

"Okay, I found how to get out of this cave, just follow me!!" said Miyako suddenly. So everyone followed her and they were out of the cave in NO TIME!! Wait a second, this wasn't a cave! It was LEOMON'S LAIR!! OH WELL!!

So, they were all walking along when suddenly, LEOMON CAME OUT OF NOWHERE LAUGHING DIABOLICALLY!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon. Then he stole the Digimon and ran away laughing diabolically. "BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!"

Everyone snapped their fingers and shrugged when all of a sudden, IKKAKUMON PRINCESS QUEEN APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!

"Hello, I am Ikkakumon Princess Queen," said Ikkakumon Princess Queen stupidly.

"Why are you here?" asked Sora.

"I come to help you with the spell that was cast upon you!" Ikkakumon Princess Queen replied.

"What spell?" asked everyone.

"But," continued Ikkakumon Princess Queen, ignoring their question. "I can only remove the spell from ONE person. So, choose wisely on who is the most intelligent when not in their spelled…on…state…whatever."

There was a short pause while everyone tried to comprehend what the hell Ikkakumon Princess Queen was talking about. "WELL?!?!" screamed Ikkakumon Princess Queen. Everyone jumped. "Who shall I remove the spell from?!"

So then they all got into a huddle.

"Even though we don't know what she's talking about when she says 'spell', we should play along." Said Hikari. "We should also try to find out what the 'spell' is."

Everyone agreed.

"What 'spell' is cast upon us?" Mimi asked Ikkakumon Princess Queen.

"Why, the spell of changing personalities of course!" Ikkakumon Princess Queen replied. "But I must warn you, after a take the spell off one person, no one will have recollection of my visit."

SO!! They all went back into the huddle.

"Um…should we believe her/him/it?" asked Taichi. "He/she/it is kind of scary."

"She/he/it is only trying to help us." Yamato pointed out.

"I think we should just beat the living daylights out of him/her/it." Said Iori, pounding one fist into his other palm.

"That's not very nice." Said Daisuke. Iori shrugged and then beat the living daylights out of Daisuke.

"AHEM!!!" shrieked Ikkakumon Princess Queen. "I don't have all day you know!!"

"There's only one logical way to approach this," said Hikari. "Since Ikkakumon Princess Queen said that Leomon put a spell on us that reversed our personalities, then we should probably pick either Koushiro or Ken."

"That's right!" said Miyako. "Because they're really stupid right now so that means if she changes them back then they'll be really smart."

"Does that mean that I am ACTUALLY really brave?" asked Taichi timidly. Everyone shrugged except for Daisuke because he was unconscious so he just kind of…lied there.

Hikari gasped. "Wait," she said. "This means that us four girls used to be really STUPID since we're really SMART right now!" The other three girls gasped too.

"I'M ON A VERY TIGHT SCHEDULE!!!" screamed Ikkakumon Princess Queen. "If you don't choose right now then I'll just turn someone random back to normal!!"

"We have to think about this!" said Sora. "It's VERY important!"

Just then, Ikkakumon Princess Queen's watch started beeping. "Okay, I'm out of time!" she/he/it said. "I'm just going to turn someone back now!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!" yelled everyone.

"BOOF!!" yelled Ikkakumon Princess Queen swinging his/her/its magical wand around. Then he/she/it disappeared.

After the smoke cleared, everyone realized that Ikkakumon Princess Queen had chosen HIKARI TO TURN BACK TO NORMAL!! SWELL!!

Suddenly…BIG PAW APPEARED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!!! AHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"It's…it's…it's BIG PAW!!!" shrieked Hikari.

"Big Paw? Where?" said Big Paw stupidly, looking around. Hikari turned around and started screaming and running but then she crashed into a tree. Big Paw ran over to her and woke her up. "I hope she's not REALLY hurt!!"

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled Hikari. Daisuke ran up to her and grabbed her shoulders.

"Cool it!" he said. "Take it easy! He's only a puppy!"

"Yeah but maybe he outta pick on somebody his OWN size!" said Hikari stupidly. Then she looked back at Big Paw. "Leave me alone you big ugly haystack!!"

"Aw, he just needs a little sprucing up." continued Daisuke. "Besides, I think he was trying to help you."

"Yeah, but by the looks of him, HE'S the one who needs help!" said Hikari.

"But I'm just a lonely puppy," said Big Paw stupidly. "Without a home. And without any friends." One pink tear fell from his eyes as he started singing. (sung to the tune of 'The Duke of Earl) "Big, Big, Big, Big Paw, Big, Big, Big Paw, Big, Big, Big, Paw, Big, Big, Big! Big, Big, Big, Big Paw, Big, Big, Big Paw, Big, Big, Big, Paw, Big, Big, Big! Hey now…I walk through these woods. Nobody stops…for Big Paw. But I…I wish that you would! Cause I'd never hurt you! Oh no! Yes I…Oh I wanna love you! OH OH!!" Then half the moon crumbled. "Come on give me half the chance now cause I'm…a puppy…too!!" He said this as The Selected Kids, New Digidestined, Hikari and Ken all stood in two lines and snapping and stuff like that. He slid through the space in the middle of them. "Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!"

Then Big Paw was sitting on a rock and hanging over the moon. "And when I'm lonely!" he continued to sing as all The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken joined hands and swayed back and forth. "And I wish for a family, and friends like you." Then Big Paw dried his tears with his tail and squeezed it out and hearts and stuff like that came down and all The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken were standing in a semi-circle and snapping. "We'd have…a home together! And a happiness…we'd share!" Then they were standing in their two lines again as Big Paw placed a dog house in the middle.

"Yes I," said Big Paw as he continued his song. "Oh I wanna love you! OH OH!!" Now The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari were standing in a circle all facing Big Paw while snapping and saying 'oooooo'. Big Paw, meanwhile, we dancing like a knave. "Come on give me half the chance now cause I'm a puppy too!! AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! Oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-ooooooo…YAY-YAY-YAY-YAY-AY!!"

Then Miyako was patty-caking hearts to Big Paw and he was patty-caking them back only they were exploding when he touched them. Everyone else was 'ooooooo'ing in the background while snapping.

"YAY-YAY-YAY-YAY-AY!!" said Big Paw while looking like a knave. Then he was standing on a rock while The Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken were just kind of…dancing around. "Yes I…oh I wanna love you!!" There was this ice cube that melted into a heart!! "OH OH!! Come on give me half the chance now," Big Paw continued to sing as he jumped up and grabbed what was left of the moon and then fell down into the water. All the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken all looked at him with looks of sympathy on their faces. "Cause I'm…a puppy too…JUST LIKE YOU-O!!" Big Paw finished. "Oooo-waaa-oo…"

"STUPID BIG PAW WE'RE NOT PUPPIES!!" yelled Iori as he jumped on Big Paw and beat him to a pulp.

When Iori FINALLY felt that Big Paw was beaten well enough, he got up. Then Big Paw sat up, covered in bandages and he had a black eye and missing teeth. "You see?" said Big Paw stupidly. "I have no friends! This place is soooooo lonely."

Then all the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken all made these comments at the same time about feeling sorry for him. Then Sora walked up to him with a giant comb in her hand.

"Don't be afraid, WE'LL be your friends," she said while combing back his hair. "You're not THAT ugly."

"You mean I'm your friend?" said Big Paw stupidly. "And I'm not really ugly? You've just made me one happy puppy!" he added while clapping his paws stupidly.

"Yeah, whatever." Said Mimi. "Could you give us a ride or something?"

"Sure, that's what friends are for!" said Big Paw stupidly. "Climb on!"

Then everyone jumped on top of Big Paw and he started running. "So, friends," started Big Paw. "Where exactly are we going?"

"So I think that when we FINALLLY meet up with Leomon we should first find out Digimon." Said Mimi, ignoring Big Paw. "And then we can use our Digimon to defeat Leomon!"

"But how are we going to GET our Digimon?" asked Takeru. "It's probably too heavily guarded and who's to say that they're not already dead or something like that."

"DON'T SAY THAT!!!" yelled Taichi as he started biting his nails.

MEANWHILE!!!

Koushiro and Ken were up by Big Paw's head being 'friends' with him.

"How old are you?" asked Koushiro.

"Well, I date back to ALL the way to the time of King Arthur! It all started with a legendary bone called 'The Bone of Scone'. There was this child and a dog and they were running from a bad guy and then the kid was named Arthur and he pulled out the sword and the dog pulled out The Bone of Scone. I came up behind them and saved them by scaring away the bad guy but then they ran away from me because I'm so scary and everyone hates me!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!"

Koushiro and Ken looked at each other, confused. "So…" Ken said.

"I'm five hundred TRILLION years old!" Big Paw responded. "And I've never ever ever had a friend before in my entire life!!"

"And you're still a puppy?" Ken said, confused. Big Paw nodded like a knavish…thing.

"Did you know that the sky was blue?" asked Koushiro.

"Of COURSE I did!" Big Paw replied. "After all, I'm five hundred TRILLION years old and I notice that kind of stuff!!"

"You're really old." Said Ken.

"I know that!" said Big Paw. "I'm the first and last of my kind! If there was only a female Big Paw then I wouldn't be lonely anymore and then I could have Big Paw babies!"

"They should make a doll out of that." Said Koushiro. "You would squeeze it and it would say 'Hi, I'm Big Paw and I'm REALLY old!' That would be so cool!"

"My hair is blue too." Said Ken, looking at the sky. "Just like the sky. Koushiro's hair isn't but he wants to be blue."

It was Big Paw's turn to be confused!!!!!! STUUUPID BIG PAW!!!

"Okay, Big Paw, you can drop us off here." Said Yamato. Big Paw stopped running and everyone got off. They started walking but Big Paw followed them.

"Excuse me!" said Sora, turning around.

"GET AWAY FROM US!!!" yelled Iori. He was just about to pounce on top of Big Paw when all of a sudden, a trap door underneath them opened up and they all fell down. Big Paw looked down the trap door.

"Hey, don't leave me up here all alone!" he said stupidly. "I'm just a puppy!" Then he jumped in but he was too big and fat and stupid to fit so he jumped out and tried to find another way in.

MEANWHILE!!!

"BWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!!" said Leomon, greeting the Selected Kids, New Digidestined and Hikari and Ken when they landed in a cage. "Meet my MEAN MACHINE!!" he said stupidly, gesturing over to a retarded looking machine. "I will turn you all into evil…um…THINGS and I will take over the pound, then the city and then…THE WORLD!!!"

Everyone looked at each other with raised eyebrows.

"But," continued Leomon. "I'm allergic…" Then he started sneezing wildly. "ACHOOOOO!! ACHOOOOOOO!! ACHOOOOOOO!! I'M ALLERGIC TO HIKARI!!! Bonesmon and Lumpymon!!!!!!!!! COME HITHER!!!" Then a fat Digimon and a skinny Digimon came around the corner.

"Yes Leomon?" they said in unison.

"Get rid of Hikari, I'm allergic to her." Leomon replied.

"OKAY LEOMON!!!!" yelled Bonesmon and Lumpymon at the same time as they grabbed Hikari and threw her out the window.

"Great, it's all up to Hikari to save us." Said Takeru.

"Now, I'm going to place you all on this conveyer belt!!" said Leomon. "DON'T try and escape!!" Then he grabbed them all and tossed them on this conveyer belt that was moving ever so slowly. They all looked at each other with raised eyebrows.

"Why aren't we getting off?" asked Mimi.

"Um…I don't know." Sora replied.

"Leomon told us not to." Said Taichi. "And I don't want to make him mad at us!"

"I believe in Hikari!" said Yamato. "She WILL come and save us!"

"Yeah right." Said Takeru.

"How about we…get off or something?" said Miyako.

"But then Leomon will get mad!!" whined Daisuke.

"WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" said Koushiro and Ken as if they were having the time of their lives. Not only were they being led to their doom but the conveyer belt couldn't be moving MORE slowly unless it was going backwards. They all turned around to see that THE MEAN MACHINE WAS RIGHT IN FRONT OF THEM!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!" yelled everyone.

MEANWHILE!!!!

"BIG PAW!!" yelled Hikari stupidly, looking around for Big Paw. "Where are you Big Paw?" Then she started crying. "I'm sorry that I made fun of you! I LOVE YOU BIG PAW!! YOU'RE MY BEST FRIEND!!" Suddenly, Big Paw came out of a bush.

"Hi!" he said stupidly.

"BIG PAW!!" shrieked Hikari as she ran over and hugged him. "I was SOOOOOOOO worried!!"

"Aw shucks!" said Big Paw. You know? Big Paw is lasting way too long for my liking. Suddenly, BIG PAW EXPLODED!!! YAY!!

"BIG PAW!!!" screamed Hikari dramatically as she stared at the charred circle on the ground. "SNIFF!! I have to make…a grave for Big Paw! I was his only friend."

MEANWHILE!!!!

"Why are you laughing diabolically?" asked Yamato, annoyed. "It's not like your mean machine worked. All it did was turn us back to normal."

"Um…it was SUPPOSED to do that!" said Leomon stupidly. "NOW GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!" Then he grabbed them as a unit and punted them through the roof except for Yamato and Koushiro who he escorted to the door. He also didn't punt Ken OR escort him for he decided to keep him in a little cage hanging above his throne. POOR KEN!!

Okay…now that they're back to normal…HURRAH!!

Um…go away now!! THE END!!!

Oh and if you're still here, I'll tell you what happened afterwards!!

Hikari dug a hole to the center of the earth, sizzled up and exploded!!

Miyako played the Phonics Game and is no longer stupid!!

Sora screamed like a knave all the way home and then exploded!!

Mimi had a bellybutton shadow and then she exploded!!

Taichi lived happily ever after without Hikari!!

Takeru lived happily ever after without Patamon!!

Daisuke lived happily ever after without Hikari AND Patamon!!

Iori popped his grandfather's lips and THEN lived happily ever after!!

Ken DIDN'T live happily ever after because he was in a cage above Leomon's throne but then he escaped and killed Leomon and then changed his ways and became a good guy and THEN he lived happily ever after!!

Yamato and Koushiro lived happily ever after because they are prodigious!!

THE END FOR REAL THIS TIME!!!!!!!!!!

Oh and if you're still here…

GO DIGIMON!!!