Tounge Delights
Disclaimers:
I've just been on holiday so I spent all my money and my work is
still in ashes so there is still no point in suing me.
Rating:
PG-13
Dedicated
to Spunkie who just got her tongue pierced!
Tongue
Delights
"Report"
Janeway marched onto the Bridge and sat in the command chair.
"Everything
is running at peak efficiency. Captain?" Paris replied
turning in his chair.
"Yes
Ensign?"
"Say
something."
"What
are you talking about?" She looked at Tom with curiosity
mirroring everyone else's.
"You
got your tongue pierced!"
"Yes
it was an impulse so to speak."
"Lets
see," Chakotays curiosity got the better of him and he
leaned forward to look.
The
Captain stood up, stuck her tongue out at her first officer and
turned to her ready room.
"I
have reports to authorise. Commander you have the bridge."
As
soon as the ready room door swished shut behind her Paris turned
to the commander.
"You
have to tell her you love her now!"
"Excuse
me?"
"With
all due respect sir, do you know nothing?"
"ENSIGN!"
"You
have no idea what a pierced tongue tongue does to a mans pleasure
do you?" Chakotay gave him a glare that could rival the
Captains but he was on a roll now, "lets just say you would
be mad to pass this up!"
"I
would have to concur commander Ensign Paris does have a
point," Tuvok piped up from tactical.
"You
can't argue with logic, can you sir?" Harry added for good
measure.
"Well
then lets just see what the Captain has to say about you sticking
your noses where they don't belong," With that he got up and
marched into the ready room.
"It's
rude to stick you tongue out at people!" He confronted her
as soon as the doors shut.
"Is
that so?" She moved from behind her desk and stood mere
inches away from him, "what do you suggest I do with
it?"
"Mmm,
I'm sure we can think of something!"
With
that said she took him in her arms and showed him exactly what
she could do with it.
~~~finis~~~
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