**Some of the lines taken from ff7 may not be correct, but I am NOT going to re-do the
WHOLE game all over again, just for the purpose of this fic!**
*First time Marlene meets Cloud*
Marlene- (Tugs on tifa's skirt) Umm Tifa
Tifa- What?
Marlene- (Whispers in Tifas ear and points at Clouds hair)
Tifa- Marlene! No thats not a chocobo!!!!
*Take 2*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- No, he looks like a girl
*Take 3*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- Make me!
*Take 4*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- How much am I gettin payed?
*Take 5*
Director- Okay you get a raise, a gold chocobo, a hovercraft, and a playstation 2 with
tekken tag tournament
Marlene- And........
Director- *Sigh* And The highwind, the buster sword, all of the materia, a Shinra
helicopter and ALL of Westlifes heads on silver platters (Ninas note: hee
heee (EVIL giggles)
Marlene- Okay
Director- Lights, camera, ACTION
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- Hi Chocobo-head
Director- At least that's somthing!
Cloud- I resent that remark!
Tifa- So what? no-one even likes you Cloud!
Cloud- You don't?
Vincent- No
Cait- No
Yuffie- No
Tifa- No
Aeris- No
Cid- No
Barett- No
Nanaki- No
Sephiroth- No
Marlene- No
Dyne- No
Hojo- No
Rufus- No
Reno- No
Tseng- No
Elna- No
Rude- No
Shera- No
Jenova- No
Priscilla- No
Lucrecia- No
Zack- No
KOTR- No
Cameraman- No
Director- No, CUT!
*Cloud has just fallen through the roof of Aeris's church*
Aeris- Can you get up?
Cloud- No...... I think I broke my back!
Director- Is there a doctor in the studio?
Hojo- I'm a scientist?
Director- DOCTOR not scientist, we want him cured not genetically modified!
Aeris- Stop filming this!
Cameraman- No!
Aeris- Why?
Cameraman- Cos it is just getting good, you know with Cloud hurting himself and all.
Aeris- I know! You're Sephiroth!
Sephiroth- Dammit!
*stops filming*
*Cloud has just fought Rufus in Midgar*
Rufus- That's enough!
*He goes to jump into the helicopter*
Rufus- Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *splat*
Cloud- ALL RIGHT, OWN UP, WHO STOLE THE HELICOPTER?
Marlene- *Flying the helicopter into a wall* Whhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee
Director- CUT! You know we reaaaaaaaally should consider that doctor!
*In Clouds flashback Sephy is reading in the Shinra mansion*
Sephy- *pulls out a book* Huh!!! HEY, ALL RIGHT WHO OWNS THE DIRTY
MAGAZINE?!?!?!?!
Cid- Errrrrr.......... that would be me
Shera- WHAT?
Cid- *Gulp* uh-oh
Director- I'm confiscating this.
Sephy- You ruined MY scene DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
***He cut Cid in two***
**Cid hurt bad**
*Real bad*
Director- Just stop killing people Sephiroth
Sephy- Why should I? *points masamune at directors throat*
Director- Ummmmmm..........I dont mind
Sephy- Good
Director- *gulp* c-c-c-cut
*The team meet the Turks just before they enter Mideel*
Reno- Get them!
Elna- No!
Reno- WHAT?
Elna- I'm not running through mud, I'll ruin my shoes!
Reno- You're a Turk, you don't care about shoes
Elna- I'm an actress, I do care about shoes!
Director- Cut, you prats!
*Sephiroth is about to take Aeris to a better place........who am I kidding? he is about to
murder her!!!*
*Sephiroth jumps down from the sky *
Sephy- You're going to DIE!!
*he misses*
Sephy- DAMN
Director- ............
Sephy- Hey you're meant to say cut!
Director- Looks up from Cids 'confiscated' magazine, oh, CUT!
*take 2*
Sephy- DIE!!!
**Aeris and cloud switched places**
Sephy- Ooopsie, I think I killed him!
Director- *Sigh* cut
*take 3*
Sephy- Uh-oh
Aeris- I finally get my revenge
*Aeris had taken Sephy's masamune and jumps from the sky and stabs him!*(poor Sephy)
Vincent- I don't think that was in the script
Aeris- It wasn't , I always wanted to kill him
Sephy- I'M NOT DEAD!!! I CANT BE KILLED WITH MY OWN SWORD, ITS
MAGICAL REMEMBER?... JESUS YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB!!!!
AND BY THE WAY CLOUD WHEN AERIS DIES YOU CAN USE A
PHEONIX DOWN IT REVIVES REVIVE DEAD PEOPLE, DUH!!!
Director- just, cut okay
*Just before the guys/girls/its battle sephy saviour (y'know, that big, one-winged angel
thingie)*
Cloud- Everyone ready?
Vincent- I am
Cloud- Vincent, you have your quicksilver, a bronze bangle, a level 1 ice materia
and an Odin summon!
Vincent- I SAID I'm ready
Cloud- Are you sure
Vincent- (points gun at cloud) I TOLD YOU I AM READY!
Cloud- ooooooookay
Director- We can cut that bit out
*In the battle*
Cloud- Here goes
Sephy- You are pathetic
Vincent- I could beat you one on one, because I have THE ultimate weapon
Sephy- Show me then
Vincent- Hojo is your dad
*Sephy passes out*
Nanaki- He is good
Director- Bloody cut before I kill something!
*Just after the team battle Sephy saviour *
*All of them start doing a victory dance*
Cloud- Urk!
*falls to the ground*
Nanaki- What happened?
Vincent- It would appear that he cut off his head with his own sword, while
spinning it around.
Nanaki- (sarcastically) Clever Cloud
Director- CUT, CUT, CUT thats it were gettin that doctor!
WHOLE game all over again, just for the purpose of this fic!**
*First time Marlene meets Cloud*
Marlene- (Tugs on tifa's skirt) Umm Tifa
Tifa- What?
Marlene- (Whispers in Tifas ear and points at Clouds hair)
Tifa- Marlene! No thats not a chocobo!!!!
*Take 2*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- No, he looks like a girl
*Take 3*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- Make me!
*Take 4*
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- How much am I gettin payed?
*Take 5*
Director- Okay you get a raise, a gold chocobo, a hovercraft, and a playstation 2 with
tekken tag tournament
Marlene- And........
Director- *Sigh* And The highwind, the buster sword, all of the materia, a Shinra
helicopter and ALL of Westlifes heads on silver platters (Ninas note: hee
heee (EVIL giggles)
Marlene- Okay
Director- Lights, camera, ACTION
Tifa- Say hello to Cloud
Marlene- Hi Chocobo-head
Director- At least that's somthing!
Cloud- I resent that remark!
Tifa- So what? no-one even likes you Cloud!
Cloud- You don't?
Vincent- No
Cait- No
Yuffie- No
Tifa- No
Aeris- No
Cid- No
Barett- No
Nanaki- No
Sephiroth- No
Marlene- No
Dyne- No
Hojo- No
Rufus- No
Reno- No
Tseng- No
Elna- No
Rude- No
Shera- No
Jenova- No
Priscilla- No
Lucrecia- No
Zack- No
KOTR- No
Cameraman- No
Director- No, CUT!
*Cloud has just fallen through the roof of Aeris's church*
Aeris- Can you get up?
Cloud- No...... I think I broke my back!
Director- Is there a doctor in the studio?
Hojo- I'm a scientist?
Director- DOCTOR not scientist, we want him cured not genetically modified!
Aeris- Stop filming this!
Cameraman- No!
Aeris- Why?
Cameraman- Cos it is just getting good, you know with Cloud hurting himself and all.
Aeris- I know! You're Sephiroth!
Sephiroth- Dammit!
*stops filming*
*Cloud has just fought Rufus in Midgar*
Rufus- That's enough!
*He goes to jump into the helicopter*
Rufus- Aaaaarrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! *splat*
Cloud- ALL RIGHT, OWN UP, WHO STOLE THE HELICOPTER?
Marlene- *Flying the helicopter into a wall* Whhhhhhhhhhheeeeeeeeeee
Director- CUT! You know we reaaaaaaaally should consider that doctor!
*In Clouds flashback Sephy is reading in the Shinra mansion*
Sephy- *pulls out a book* Huh!!! HEY, ALL RIGHT WHO OWNS THE DIRTY
MAGAZINE?!?!?!?!
Cid- Errrrrr.......... that would be me
Shera- WHAT?
Cid- *Gulp* uh-oh
Director- I'm confiscating this.
Sephy- You ruined MY scene DDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!
***He cut Cid in two***
**Cid hurt bad**
*Real bad*
Director- Just stop killing people Sephiroth
Sephy- Why should I? *points masamune at directors throat*
Director- Ummmmmm..........I dont mind
Sephy- Good
Director- *gulp* c-c-c-cut
*The team meet the Turks just before they enter Mideel*
Reno- Get them!
Elna- No!
Reno- WHAT?
Elna- I'm not running through mud, I'll ruin my shoes!
Reno- You're a Turk, you don't care about shoes
Elna- I'm an actress, I do care about shoes!
Director- Cut, you prats!
*Sephiroth is about to take Aeris to a better place........who am I kidding? he is about to
murder her!!!*
*Sephiroth jumps down from the sky *
Sephy- You're going to DIE!!
*he misses*
Sephy- DAMN
Director- ............
Sephy- Hey you're meant to say cut!
Director- Looks up from Cids 'confiscated' magazine, oh, CUT!
*take 2*
Sephy- DIE!!!
**Aeris and cloud switched places**
Sephy- Ooopsie, I think I killed him!
Director- *Sigh* cut
*take 3*
Sephy- Uh-oh
Aeris- I finally get my revenge
*Aeris had taken Sephy's masamune and jumps from the sky and stabs him!*(poor Sephy)
Vincent- I don't think that was in the script
Aeris- It wasn't , I always wanted to kill him
Sephy- I'M NOT DEAD!!! I CANT BE KILLED WITH MY OWN SWORD, ITS
MAGICAL REMEMBER?... JESUS YOU PEOPLE ARE DUMB!!!!
AND BY THE WAY CLOUD WHEN AERIS DIES YOU CAN USE A
PHEONIX DOWN IT REVIVES REVIVE DEAD PEOPLE, DUH!!!
Director- just, cut okay
*Just before the guys/girls/its battle sephy saviour (y'know, that big, one-winged angel
thingie)*
Cloud- Everyone ready?
Vincent- I am
Cloud- Vincent, you have your quicksilver, a bronze bangle, a level 1 ice materia
and an Odin summon!
Vincent- I SAID I'm ready
Cloud- Are you sure
Vincent- (points gun at cloud) I TOLD YOU I AM READY!
Cloud- ooooooookay
Director- We can cut that bit out
*In the battle*
Cloud- Here goes
Sephy- You are pathetic
Vincent- I could beat you one on one, because I have THE ultimate weapon
Sephy- Show me then
Vincent- Hojo is your dad
*Sephy passes out*
Nanaki- He is good
Director- Bloody cut before I kill something!
*Just after the team battle Sephy saviour *
*All of them start doing a victory dance*
Cloud- Urk!
*falls to the ground*
Nanaki- What happened?
Vincent- It would appear that he cut off his head with his own sword, while
spinning it around.
Nanaki- (sarcastically) Clever Cloud
Director- CUT, CUT, CUT thats it were gettin that doctor!