"Bedroom Dancing"
((A/N- There are lyrics thoughout the story from the song "Bedroom Dancing"....I don't remember who it's by.. but it's on the cruel intentions soundtrack. I know it's a really silly song fic, and it doesn't totally follow the stories.. but hey the song's great. :D you should look it up on napster some time. So yeah, enjoy!))
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I had been five years since Ron had graduated from Hogwarts. He hadn't seen Hermoine since graduation, and he still remembered her as the prude and bookish girl who he never gave a chance. When he saw her for the first time in 5 years in a hotel lobby he still expected her to be then same. Boy was he in for a suprise.
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Ron ran into the ministry office late monday morning."Harry, you'll never guess who I ran into last Friday!"
Harry looked up from the Daily Phophet. "Who?"
"Hermoine!"
"No way! What happened?"
"Well it took me a second to recognize her, she was hot! so I asked her...
...
Do you wanna go dancing, in a club;
we could have a good time, and live it up
She said if you want to dancing, your gonna where a tuxedo;
And we could so the tango wherever we go
I said if we're gonna do the tango, then where gonna need a ballroom;
So she took me by the hand, and led me to her bedroom
And then she did it, she striped me half naked;
And told me that her body was sacred
She said I could take it, If I danced with her;
When somehow I knew that she was an indian giver
I said what about tommorow, she said what about tonight;
She said trust be baby, it will be alright
...
Harry's jaw had dropped open at this point. "Your kidding."
"Not at all. I was as shocked as as you are!"
"So what happened?"
"She went back to her room to change. I changed into a tuxedo and I thought she'd change into party dress, but...
...
She walked in wearing stilleto boots, first from a wedding, then honeymoon;
This girl that I though I knew so well, didn't know her until we hit the hotel and...
We were on the dance floor, by the sea shore;
she said, these nights we dance together, is what I live for
I said what about before, before these nights?;
She said: ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies
I said what about tomorrow, she said what about tonight;
trust me baby, it will be alright.
So we danced and danced and danced and danced and danced
So we danced and danced and danced and danced and danced
all night.
...
"I was having a great time, I never knew she was such a great dancer! We danced for hours, then...
..
12:00, the music stopped.
she walked from me,
and took her shoes off.
And she said that's it, and I knew it.
She said we can't dance without music.
...
"She totally blew me off. Just when I was getting into it, too. So I tried to convince her to stay."
...
I said we can dance tomorrow
She said we already danced tonight
She said trust me baby, it will be alright
It will be alright.
...
"And now I can't stop thiking about her."
Harry smiled. "Ha. Well, I guess you shouldn't have blown her off years ago for bushy hair."
Ron shook his head and smiled. "No shit."
((A/N- There are lyrics thoughout the story from the song "Bedroom Dancing"....I don't remember who it's by.. but it's on the cruel intentions soundtrack. I know it's a really silly song fic, and it doesn't totally follow the stories.. but hey the song's great. :D you should look it up on napster some time. So yeah, enjoy!))
* * *
I had been five years since Ron had graduated from Hogwarts. He hadn't seen Hermoine since graduation, and he still remembered her as the prude and bookish girl who he never gave a chance. When he saw her for the first time in 5 years in a hotel lobby he still expected her to be then same. Boy was he in for a suprise.
* * *
Ron ran into the ministry office late monday morning."Harry, you'll never guess who I ran into last Friday!"
Harry looked up from the Daily Phophet. "Who?"
"Hermoine!"
"No way! What happened?"
"Well it took me a second to recognize her, she was hot! so I asked her...
...
Do you wanna go dancing, in a club;
we could have a good time, and live it up
She said if you want to dancing, your gonna where a tuxedo;
And we could so the tango wherever we go
I said if we're gonna do the tango, then where gonna need a ballroom;
So she took me by the hand, and led me to her bedroom
And then she did it, she striped me half naked;
And told me that her body was sacred
She said I could take it, If I danced with her;
When somehow I knew that she was an indian giver
I said what about tommorow, she said what about tonight;
She said trust be baby, it will be alright
...
Harry's jaw had dropped open at this point. "Your kidding."
"Not at all. I was as shocked as as you are!"
"So what happened?"
"She went back to her room to change. I changed into a tuxedo and I thought she'd change into party dress, but...
...
She walked in wearing stilleto boots, first from a wedding, then honeymoon;
This girl that I though I knew so well, didn't know her until we hit the hotel and...
We were on the dance floor, by the sea shore;
she said, these nights we dance together, is what I live for
I said what about before, before these nights?;
She said: ask me no questions and I'll tell you no lies
I said what about tomorrow, she said what about tonight;
trust me baby, it will be alright.
So we danced and danced and danced and danced and danced
So we danced and danced and danced and danced and danced
all night.
...
"I was having a great time, I never knew she was such a great dancer! We danced for hours, then...
..
12:00, the music stopped.
she walked from me,
and took her shoes off.
And she said that's it, and I knew it.
She said we can't dance without music.
...
"She totally blew me off. Just when I was getting into it, too. So I tried to convince her to stay."
...
I said we can dance tomorrow
She said we already danced tonight
She said trust me baby, it will be alright
It will be alright.
...
"And now I can't stop thiking about her."
Harry smiled. "Ha. Well, I guess you shouldn't have blown her off years ago for bushy hair."
Ron shook his head and smiled. "No shit."