Okay before you read this let me warn you! Do not try reading this if you do not want to bust out laughing. Do not read if you don't want others looking at you funny cause you fall out of your chair with laughter and start rolling on the floor. If you are in no mood to be humored do not read this. If you wish not to smile do not read, cause I promise you from the craziness that this entails that you will smile.
Disclaimer: Anything from the movie Labyrinth does not belong to me. The music from "Who let the Dog Out!" (at least I think that's what it is called) does not belong to me. I am not in any way receiving any benefits from this works that I have created out of the madness that is me. This is just for the enjoyment of others and myself to have a good laugh.
All right think music and beat from "Who let the Dog out"…
"Who Let the Bog Out!"
Chorus
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Jareth's Jamaican impersonation wearing a tie-dye baggy shirt and hair in braids wearing a poet's hat that is tie-dyed as well. All goblins are sporting dark sunglasses and wearing thick layer of gold chains around their neck:
Lyrics
Jareth: "Now I know it could smell better!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "But what fun would that be!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "I need it to make me feel better!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "So I can get my kicks in for free!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "My tights are a bit tight!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "But it makes me look well endowed!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Goblins are shaking their booty their golden chains clanging to the beat.
Chorus
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Back to Lyrics
Jareth: "Usually when I'm feeling sexually inadequate!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "I kick one or two or three Goblins!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "I'm a Fae with lots O Magic!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "Abducting young girls to prove my superiority!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "I know that you keep starin!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "Cause I'm a tights wearing Goblin King!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Chorus
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!"
Jareth: "Who Let the Bog Out!"
Big Goblins waiving fist in the air: "Whoop, whoop, whoop, whoop!"
Tinny Goblins pop up: "Edi I Oh!
Music ends and Jareth is surrounded as the goblin posse cross their arms over their chest.