Malfoy was once walking down the halls with his perfect badge pinned to his robes. Crabbe and Goyle were
doing this kind of half strut half pigeon walk behind him. It looked as though Malfoy had a party of gorillas with
tight underwear on behind him. Just ahead, Malfoy heard two yelling people up ahead. * Now, as we all know, Ron likes
Hermione, Hermione likes Ron. Harry likes Hermione, and Ginny likes Harry. Draco likes Hermione, but his head is so far
up his butt, no one could tell, Hermione does not like Draco because his head is bigger then his butt.* Draco looks up
ahead an sees Harry and Hermione fighting so terribly, it looked like it was over child custody, and Ron, who looked
like he had just won a trip for three to America. He thought that this was a perfect opportunity to be a butt.
"Hey Potter! Did you and your girlfriend just hit each other with his ugly smile or what!?" Draco said looking pleased
with his quick thinking and having it turn up so terribly evil!
"Draco Malfoy! Shut your ugly trap or else I'll turn you into a tick!" Hermione yelled.
"Yeah Malfoy! Go infeset a dog!"
"You cant speak to me that way! I am a perfect!" Malfoy shouted. Hermione put her hair behind her ear to show a bright
golden badge with a big 'P' on it. Draco knew, he just liked it when she showed off. He thought that she was pretty when
she did this. Hermione ignored him and continued to yell at Harry. Ron was still staring at the wall in his stupid gaze.
Goyle tried to look intelligent by picking his nose, while Crabbe stared at the wall and started poking at a spider that
bit him.
"Lets go Ron! We dont need this much intelligence in one hallway!" Hermione yelled so Malfoy, Crabe and Goyle could hear her.
When they got back to the common room, Sirius was waiting for them. "Hey Harry! Harry...............HARRY!" He yelled over
Harry and Hermione's yelling. "WHAT!" Harry yelled. He didnt mean to yell. He was just used to it by now. "Have you guys
even ASKED Ron if he wants to take you?" He said to Hermione and Harry. They didnt bother. It really didnt occur to them
about who he wanted to bring! "well! Spill it! Who do you want to bring!?" Harry asked his friend. Just then, Ginny, Fred
and George walked in. "Hey Ron! Congrats on the big win! Mum told us all about it! Who are you going to take?" George asked.
"I think, well, actually, I havent given that much thought!" Hermione was about to hit him so hard. Harry was going to scream.
"I think that I am going to have to think about that! Well, I can bring one friend, and one adult. The adult should be easy! I
will bring Mum! No, Dad. No, wait. Percy and Charlie really want to too. hmmmm. Well, Percys not going! I would rather throw myself
off the statue of liberty then be in a muggle-mobile with HIM all the way to America! I think that taking Charlie might be fun. But
what about Bill. Hmmmm. This is hard. Well, for my friend, I will bring....." he paused. He stared at Harry and Hermione. Hermione
was looking at him with such a pretty face. Harry looked like he had just seen a friend that he hadnt seen in 46 years. Then, he
saw Ginny. This would be hard. 'I think that the person who sucks up to me the most will go.' He smirked. "Well, I have two weeks to
decide who I can take!" He said. 'What as dip!' Harry thought. 'Oh! I see what his game is! What a creep! Ok. I know that I will
win though!' Hermione thought to herself. 'Let the games begin' Sirius rolled his eyes.
The next couple of days were terrible! In Divination, Harry cheesed up Ron now that Hermione wasnt there. "Hey Ron! The ink blots on
your paper are saying that you will go to a great place! Oh! And Look at this! It says that your best friend will go with you!
What fo you know! You cant change the future you know! I guess that means that you will be taking me!" Harry said smiling.
"Mr.Potter. Would you please consentrate on your ink blotts." Professor Trelawney said. 'Fine. I hope the ink blotts say something useful.
Like who Ron will pick. Okay. I am going to be ....happy about a ... death. no, wait. That is sad about a death. Then my mother will die!
well, this is a lot of help. um. I will have a new baby sister named NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM! What the hell is up with this stupid class!' Harry
thougt. He took his pen and started punching holes in his paper. He saw Neville who was watching him. 'No! Get that thought out of you
head Harry! You are NOT going to marry Neville Longbottom. Neville Longbottom will NOT be my new little sister! This is stupid!' He thouht
to himself again.
Ron looked down at his ink blott. 'Did it really say that?' Ron asked himself weather Harry was lying to him or not. 'Why on earth is he
mutalating his paper for? He sure does look mad about something. Oh well.'
Hermione was bitting her lip. 'This is NOT fair! Harry gets an exta hour to suck up! I need to get him away. I know! Quidditch! This will be
perfect! Hermione, you are such a clever little witch!' Hermione thought deviously to herself.
Harry and Hermione refused to talk to each other. So Ron was the only one talking. "Ron, tell Harry that he is an ugly git and he is kicking
my LEG!" Hermione said to Ron.
"Ron, could you please tell Hermione that she is not exactly a peach herself and that I ment to kick her leg." Harry mumbled before Ron could
tell him what Hermione said. "OKAY! That is enough! I know who I am goign to take! I am going to take Fred and George! They are both my friends,
AND they are both adult wizards! So STOP BOTHERING ME!" Ron yelled. Everyone in the common room looked at them. Harry and Hermione were startled
by his sudden outburst. Ron stormed out. He wanted to talk to some one.
"Hagrid! Hagrid are you in there!?" Ron knocked on the large door. Fang's braks could be heard behind the door.
"I'm comin! Ron! 'Ello Ron! How ya been?" Hagrid asked
"Did you hear about the trip to America that I won?"
"Yea'! I did. Congradulations Ron. Who'r ya gonna take?"
"That's the problem! I want to take Harry AND Hermione, but I have to take an adult too!"
"ah. I see. Well, why dont ya just take me. I would take up tw' seats!" Hagrid gave a low laugh.
Ron looked at him funny.
"Um, well you see Hagrid, I dont know who to take!"
"Ron, Yer a Wizard! Harry's a Wizard. Hermione is a Witch. Why don ya jus' use yer majic!? Take an adult, then take Harry or Hermione and shrink
the other to pocket size!"
"HAGRID! YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW!" Ron said jumping up. He ran to go tell Harry and Hermione.
"HARRY! HERmione! I know who I am going to take!" Ron said running into the commonroom.
"Ron, we are sorry for the way we have been acting. We think that you should choose who ever YOU want to go with." Hermione said softly.
"Yeah Ron, We think that we were being such idiots. We are sorry." Harry said.
"You both can come." Ron said smilimg.
"WHAT!?" Harry and Hermione shouted together.
"Yeah! Hagrid had a great idea. I take an adult, and one of you two. The other will be shrunk and stay in my pocket." Ron smiled happily
"Ron, can I sit in the chair. Harry can be shrunk. He doesnt mind!" Hermione smiled at Ron. "WHAT! No! I have never been in a muggle airplane in
my life! I think I should!" Harry said glaring down at Hermione. "No! You see Harry, my beautiful face is more appealing then yours. How could I
possibly hide it in Ron's pocket? Besides, with Harry shrunk and out of the way, the ride will be MUCH more enjoyable!" Hermione said.
"YOU STUPID PRAT! I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR HAIR OUT!" Harry screamed jumping on Hermione. Hermione ran around the room screaming as Harry was on her
heels reaching out for her hair. Ron stared at them. That was the best thing that he had ever seen. He started laughing. Hermione and Harry looked up.
Hermione was cornered and Harry was aproaching her with his block of wood that was still on the floor where he had thrown it. He was ready to hit Hermione
out cold. They stared at him. He was on the floor laughing! At THEM!
doing this kind of half strut half pigeon walk behind him. It looked as though Malfoy had a party of gorillas with
tight underwear on behind him. Just ahead, Malfoy heard two yelling people up ahead. * Now, as we all know, Ron likes
Hermione, Hermione likes Ron. Harry likes Hermione, and Ginny likes Harry. Draco likes Hermione, but his head is so far
up his butt, no one could tell, Hermione does not like Draco because his head is bigger then his butt.* Draco looks up
ahead an sees Harry and Hermione fighting so terribly, it looked like it was over child custody, and Ron, who looked
like he had just won a trip for three to America. He thought that this was a perfect opportunity to be a butt.
"Hey Potter! Did you and your girlfriend just hit each other with his ugly smile or what!?" Draco said looking pleased
with his quick thinking and having it turn up so terribly evil!
"Draco Malfoy! Shut your ugly trap or else I'll turn you into a tick!" Hermione yelled.
"Yeah Malfoy! Go infeset a dog!"
"You cant speak to me that way! I am a perfect!" Malfoy shouted. Hermione put her hair behind her ear to show a bright
golden badge with a big 'P' on it. Draco knew, he just liked it when she showed off. He thought that she was pretty when
she did this. Hermione ignored him and continued to yell at Harry. Ron was still staring at the wall in his stupid gaze.
Goyle tried to look intelligent by picking his nose, while Crabbe stared at the wall and started poking at a spider that
bit him.
"Lets go Ron! We dont need this much intelligence in one hallway!" Hermione yelled so Malfoy, Crabe and Goyle could hear her.
When they got back to the common room, Sirius was waiting for them. "Hey Harry! Harry...............HARRY!" He yelled over
Harry and Hermione's yelling. "WHAT!" Harry yelled. He didnt mean to yell. He was just used to it by now. "Have you guys
even ASKED Ron if he wants to take you?" He said to Hermione and Harry. They didnt bother. It really didnt occur to them
about who he wanted to bring! "well! Spill it! Who do you want to bring!?" Harry asked his friend. Just then, Ginny, Fred
and George walked in. "Hey Ron! Congrats on the big win! Mum told us all about it! Who are you going to take?" George asked.
"I think, well, actually, I havent given that much thought!" Hermione was about to hit him so hard. Harry was going to scream.
"I think that I am going to have to think about that! Well, I can bring one friend, and one adult. The adult should be easy! I
will bring Mum! No, Dad. No, wait. Percy and Charlie really want to too. hmmmm. Well, Percys not going! I would rather throw myself
off the statue of liberty then be in a muggle-mobile with HIM all the way to America! I think that taking Charlie might be fun. But
what about Bill. Hmmmm. This is hard. Well, for my friend, I will bring....." he paused. He stared at Harry and Hermione. Hermione
was looking at him with such a pretty face. Harry looked like he had just seen a friend that he hadnt seen in 46 years. Then, he
saw Ginny. This would be hard. 'I think that the person who sucks up to me the most will go.' He smirked. "Well, I have two weeks to
decide who I can take!" He said. 'What as dip!' Harry thought. 'Oh! I see what his game is! What a creep! Ok. I know that I will
win though!' Hermione thought to herself. 'Let the games begin' Sirius rolled his eyes.
The next couple of days were terrible! In Divination, Harry cheesed up Ron now that Hermione wasnt there. "Hey Ron! The ink blots on
your paper are saying that you will go to a great place! Oh! And Look at this! It says that your best friend will go with you!
What fo you know! You cant change the future you know! I guess that means that you will be taking me!" Harry said smiling.
"Mr.Potter. Would you please consentrate on your ink blotts." Professor Trelawney said. 'Fine. I hope the ink blotts say something useful.
Like who Ron will pick. Okay. I am going to be ....happy about a ... death. no, wait. That is sad about a death. Then my mother will die!
well, this is a lot of help. um. I will have a new baby sister named NEVILLE LONGBOTTOM! What the hell is up with this stupid class!' Harry
thougt. He took his pen and started punching holes in his paper. He saw Neville who was watching him. 'No! Get that thought out of you
head Harry! You are NOT going to marry Neville Longbottom. Neville Longbottom will NOT be my new little sister! This is stupid!' He thouht
to himself again.
Ron looked down at his ink blott. 'Did it really say that?' Ron asked himself weather Harry was lying to him or not. 'Why on earth is he
mutalating his paper for? He sure does look mad about something. Oh well.'
Hermione was bitting her lip. 'This is NOT fair! Harry gets an exta hour to suck up! I need to get him away. I know! Quidditch! This will be
perfect! Hermione, you are such a clever little witch!' Hermione thought deviously to herself.
Harry and Hermione refused to talk to each other. So Ron was the only one talking. "Ron, tell Harry that he is an ugly git and he is kicking
my LEG!" Hermione said to Ron.
"Ron, could you please tell Hermione that she is not exactly a peach herself and that I ment to kick her leg." Harry mumbled before Ron could
tell him what Hermione said. "OKAY! That is enough! I know who I am goign to take! I am going to take Fred and George! They are both my friends,
AND they are both adult wizards! So STOP BOTHERING ME!" Ron yelled. Everyone in the common room looked at them. Harry and Hermione were startled
by his sudden outburst. Ron stormed out. He wanted to talk to some one.
"Hagrid! Hagrid are you in there!?" Ron knocked on the large door. Fang's braks could be heard behind the door.
"I'm comin! Ron! 'Ello Ron! How ya been?" Hagrid asked
"Did you hear about the trip to America that I won?"
"Yea'! I did. Congradulations Ron. Who'r ya gonna take?"
"That's the problem! I want to take Harry AND Hermione, but I have to take an adult too!"
"ah. I see. Well, why dont ya just take me. I would take up tw' seats!" Hagrid gave a low laugh.
Ron looked at him funny.
"Um, well you see Hagrid, I dont know who to take!"
"Ron, Yer a Wizard! Harry's a Wizard. Hermione is a Witch. Why don ya jus' use yer majic!? Take an adult, then take Harry or Hermione and shrink
the other to pocket size!"
"HAGRID! YOU ARE THE SMARTEST PERSON I KNOW!" Ron said jumping up. He ran to go tell Harry and Hermione.
"HARRY! HERmione! I know who I am going to take!" Ron said running into the commonroom.
"Ron, we are sorry for the way we have been acting. We think that you should choose who ever YOU want to go with." Hermione said softly.
"Yeah Ron, We think that we were being such idiots. We are sorry." Harry said.
"You both can come." Ron said smilimg.
"WHAT!?" Harry and Hermione shouted together.
"Yeah! Hagrid had a great idea. I take an adult, and one of you two. The other will be shrunk and stay in my pocket." Ron smiled happily
"Ron, can I sit in the chair. Harry can be shrunk. He doesnt mind!" Hermione smiled at Ron. "WHAT! No! I have never been in a muggle airplane in
my life! I think I should!" Harry said glaring down at Hermione. "No! You see Harry, my beautiful face is more appealing then yours. How could I
possibly hide it in Ron's pocket? Besides, with Harry shrunk and out of the way, the ride will be MUCH more enjoyable!" Hermione said.
"YOU STUPID PRAT! I AM GOING TO PULL YOUR HAIR OUT!" Harry screamed jumping on Hermione. Hermione ran around the room screaming as Harry was on her
heels reaching out for her hair. Ron stared at them. That was the best thing that he had ever seen. He started laughing. Hermione and Harry looked up.
Hermione was cornered and Harry was aproaching her with his block of wood that was still on the floor where he had thrown it. He was ready to hit Hermione
out cold. They stared at him. He was on the floor laughing! At THEM!