HARRY POTTER T.V. ADVERTISEMENTS
i think i'll mess up some t.v. advertisements or public servive announcements
BERTIE BOTT'S MACARONI AND EVERY FLAVOR CHEESE
advertiser:BERTIE BOTT'S MACARONI AND EVERY FLAVORED
macaroni dragon:*riding the cheesy train*
filch:PEEVES!!!!
peeves:*throws the macaroni dragon out of the train, puts on the conducter's hat, and drives away*
A/N:based on kraft's macaroni and cheese
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TAIL TRACK
lady that adverises the tail track: are you tired of that fat tail?*shows a picture of fat tailed dragon*
lady:then you should get the tail track!*gives tail track to the dragon
dragon:*tries it but crushes it*garrrrraaaaalllllllllraaaaaaaalll
lady:ok if ou are to big start of with portkey or something
A/N:based on the torso track, portkey based on subway
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GRYFFINDOR CRUNCH
hermione:oh, gryffindor crunch
harry:alright!!
malfoy:*dressed up as mcgonagall*
hermione:hello we are just having some gryffindor crunch
malfoy:so many shapes so many sizes!!
hermione:wait your not mcgonagall!!*pulls of costume*
harry and hermione:silly malfoy gryffi-
malfoy:avada kedavra!!
harry and hermione:*fall down dead*
malfoy:*takes gryffindor crunch and starts eating it*
A/N:based on trix
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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
moody:there are lots of evil people everywhere so be safe they could kill you. so remember kids CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N:based on some public service announcement
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HIPPOGRIFF CLIFF
a kid:what if we had a broom stick and we put it on the moon
another kid:and around the corner there was this big hippogriff
another another kid:and it tries to eat you
a kid:and it really growls at you
another kid:what will we call it?
another another kid:hippogriff cliff!!
based on:shark park
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i think i'll mess up some t.v. advertisements or public servive announcements
BERTIE BOTT'S MACARONI AND EVERY FLAVOR CHEESE
advertiser:BERTIE BOTT'S MACARONI AND EVERY FLAVORED
macaroni dragon:*riding the cheesy train*
filch:PEEVES!!!!
peeves:*throws the macaroni dragon out of the train, puts on the conducter's hat, and drives away*
A/N:based on kraft's macaroni and cheese
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TAIL TRACK
lady that adverises the tail track: are you tired of that fat tail?*shows a picture of fat tailed dragon*
lady:then you should get the tail track!*gives tail track to the dragon
dragon:*tries it but crushes it*garrrrraaaaalllllllllraaaaaaaalll
lady:ok if ou are to big start of with portkey or something
A/N:based on the torso track, portkey based on subway
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GRYFFINDOR CRUNCH
hermione:oh, gryffindor crunch
harry:alright!!
malfoy:*dressed up as mcgonagall*
hermione:hello we are just having some gryffindor crunch
malfoy:so many shapes so many sizes!!
hermione:wait your not mcgonagall!!*pulls of costume*
harry and hermione:silly malfoy gryffi-
malfoy:avada kedavra!!
harry and hermione:*fall down dead*
malfoy:*takes gryffindor crunch and starts eating it*
A/N:based on trix
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A PUBLIC SERVICE ANNOUNCEMENT
moody:there are lots of evil people everywhere so be safe they could kill you. so remember kids CONSTANT VIGILANCE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A/N:based on some public service announcement
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HIPPOGRIFF CLIFF
a kid:what if we had a broom stick and we put it on the moon
another kid:and around the corner there was this big hippogriff
another another kid:and it tries to eat you
a kid:and it really growls at you
another kid:what will we call it?
another another kid:hippogriff cliff!!
based on:shark park
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okay review it (R&R means read and review) R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R R&R
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