**Love Life Sucks**
***Author's note: Ok, everyone has changed in this Fic…their clothes…and some sorts of personality..please note that Ash, Misty and Lauren (My character) is around the age of 13-14, Brock is about 18 that should do for now and I'll make notes later on.
Disclaimer: I don't think anyone here owns Pokemon…if ya do, so SUE ME…although prepare not to milk much money outta me! The only thing I own in this fic is Lauren…my character.
***Sorry 'bout all these notes!!!! Lemme just explain to you how Lauren looks…she has pretty stringish blonde hair past her shoulders, and blue eyes. Black tank top and dark denim jeans with black flip-flops. Ok that about does it so here is the moment of you've all been waiting for…I hope…ummm here's the story! Oh yeah, ya got a word of warning, I swear a lot, so that means the fic is too, so you've been warned.
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One hot, summer day, Ash returns home to Pallet (a usual boring scene right?), well ummm we think? Misty and Brock always behind him and seem to be getting a little aggravated…
"JESUS CHRIST OMMACULATE, ASH! WHERE THE HELL ARE WE GOING?" Misty nagged as always…(Okay, a LOT aggravated.)
"Well ummm…ya know what guys?" Ash shuddered at the look on Misty's face.
"WHAT?"
"Misty just take a frickin' Midol why don't ya, make it Maximum Strength too." Brock tried to make her settle but her attitude took a turn for the worse.
"Do YOU look in my underwear!!!!—"
"NO, IT SHOWS THROUGH YOUR DAISY DUKES***" (***Note: if you don't know what 'daisy dukes' are they're short shorts…that's what suits Misty.) That wasn't exactly the most intelligent, sarcastic thing to say once again…her PPMS took over…that is Permanent PMS, thank you very much. Misty was just about to swing her Five Avengers to Brock's olive colored face…but then…
"SHUT YOUR FUCKIN TRAPS, I DON'T CARE ABOUT MISTY'S PMS…*ahem* thank you, as I was saying, increase the damn peace, and I forget where my house is! NO THANKS to Brock…if it wasn't for his screwy map-reading skills…instead he chose to be sittin there with his THUMB UP HIS ASSHOLE. We coulda been SOMEWHERE in Pallet, instead we're NOWHERE…in ah..umm nowhere??" Ash almost had a heart attack after saying what he said. That was DEFINITELY not like him at ALL. Though Misty liked that side of him. It all started to create a weird feeling. (NOT THAT KIND OF FEELING…to all ya perves out there.)A feeling inside the depths of her soul. She liked this kid, she really liked him.
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Finally somehow, they arrived in Pallet. By the way, Ash found out where his house was! Ain't life great. Misty, also got over her PMS which made life a hell of a lot easier.
"Sorry about that firecracker up my ass a week ago, guys." Ash innocently and…pointlessly exclaimed.
"Yeah, hey I was actin' a little off the deep end myself too." Brock replied.
"Well it's ok guys, it was just a hard day for all of us, and unfortunately it was hot too, but not as hot as Ash—" Oh shit. Good going Mist! She had the anime sweatdrop at the back of her head, and my! Was it huge.
"Oh HO, BUSTEDDDDDD BBBBitch!" Brock let out a LOOOOONG whistle, for example, like a 'holy shit' whistle. Misty just looked with awe. Was Brock friggin' drunk??? Personally, Misty thought he still was off the deep end. And plus…how'd he know about Misty's secret about Ash? She just figured it out a week ago herself when in the fight with Ol' Slit Eyes. Ash just stood there as well with Misty's expression.
"Wahhah…did you just say Mist?" Ash asked uncertain.
"Ahhh, ummm, I meant not as hot as…ummm ASHES FROM A VOLCANO! Yeah that's ah…it!" She stuttered. Knowing Ash as dense as he was…he bought it. After that Misty just relentlessly slapped Brock in the head.
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Alongside the road, a girl about Ash and Misty's age was relaxing in her pool, observing every moment the trio had just made.
*******PREPARE FOR CHAPTER 2*******