Moi ô¿ô: Uggh! NO! It can't be true!!
Cloud: What!? What!?
Moi ô¿ô: Ack! Get back! I can't afford to write about you anymore! Budget cuts are hell.
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I wanna do more fun stuff!
Moi ô¿ô: Sorry......I can, however afford these people though!
Yuffie and Cloud poof into oblivion, and the Gundam Wing boys appear.
Heero takes his gun out right away.
Heero: *points his gun at Moi ô¿ô's head* Tell me why we're here or its lights out.
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....well the thing is....You guys are gonna be in a fan-fic.
Duo: Cool! What about?
Moi ô¿ô: Actually its only gonna be starring Heero and Relena, so you guys don't need to be here.
Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei all disappear, and Relena appears in thier place.
Heero: Omeo o korosu! *runs at Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: *runs* This isn't suppossed to happen!!! Roll the show Relena!!!!
Relena: How??
Moi ô¿ô: Pull the red lever!
Relena: But it says "Do not pull"!
Moi ô¿ô: *climbing up the stage wall* Just do it!
Heero: Die!!
Romeo and Juliet.......A Variation, Starring Heero and Relena!
By Moi ô¿ô
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gundam Wing or Final Fantasy, or anything related to them. Though as much as I'd like to be rich, and having owned them, I don't :'(
Relena pulls the lever, and she and Heero appear in a run-down park.
Heero: I refuse to do this.
Moi ô¿ô: I can make you do it. Would you rather that?
Heero: ......
Moi ô¿ô: I'll take that as a yes. *snapps his fingers, and Treize appears, doing a strip dance*
Heero: NOOO! Make it stop! Ok! I'll do it!
Moi ô¿ô: *makes Treize disappear* And mean it too! This is going to be a spoof and a half!
Heero: Fine..........
Relena: Whats the half part?
Heero and Moi ô¿ô slap themselves in the head.
Heero and Moi ô¿ô: Oy.....
Moi ô¿ô: And........Action!
Moi ô¿ô: *holds up his video camera* This is the house of Juliet Capulet...*the camera stops on a sand box* well....not really, but you can blame that on the budget cuts.
The camera pans again, and stops at the top of a slide, which has an uncanny resemblance to a balcony.
Moi ô¿ô: Juliet awaits the arrival of her one true love, Romeo.
Heero marches like a dork across a small field, and trips over a fallen branch.
Moi ô¿ô: Hurry Romeo! The Capulets will catch you!
Heero bangs on the bottom of the slide/balcony
Heero: Ya up there!?
Moi ô¿ô: It seems that there are still party members there.....Romeo must hide!
Heero makes a break for it, in a random direction.
Moi ô¿ô: Romeo!! Wrong way Romeo!!
Heero runs back and hides under the slide/balcony.
Relena: Did I hear a noise? Is that Romeo? Romeo, Romeo! Where for art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name, what thou art not, will have sworn my love, and I will no longer be a Capulet!
Moi ô¿ô: Psst! Thats not how it goes Relena!
Relena: ......Don't ruin this!...
Heero: ......What is she talking about?
Relena: Tis but my name that is my enemy! .............I forget the next line!
Heero: She wrote it down?
Relena: *takes a piece of paper out of he pocket* Ahh yeah! Thou art thy self, though not a Montegue. What's Montegue!? Tis not
hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor.....any other part belonging to a man!
Heero: Are you gonna come down, or are you gonna keep being hentai?
Relena: Hold on a minute....Oh, what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would
smell as sweet. So Romeo would if he were not Romeo called, pertain that sheer perfection without that title?
Oh, Romeo...doth thy name! And for thy name, and no part of thee, take all thy self.
Heero: *looks to Moi ô¿ô* I'm gonna go see what Juliet's talking about, she's scaring me. *climbs up the slide/balcony*
Relena: Oh, Romeo hi! Whatcha do'n Romeo? Err...What for art thou doing, my love?
Heero: Do you speak English or don't you?
Relena: This is English oh, Romeo. Thou art not understanding my old English art thou?
Heero: *blank look*
Relena: What ablout our everlasting love oh Romeo type person?
Heero: Everlasting love? I just came down here to deliver a pizza!
Relena: PIZZA!?!?!? What about the dance we had? Didn't we have the best of all dances?
Heero: I dunno.
Relena: You seriously don't know? Well then leave!! Don't come back!
Heero slides down the slide, and the camera shuts off.
Moi ô¿ô: Cut! Thats a rap!
The scenery changes back to the stage.
Heero: That was torture......
Relena: That was fun!
Heero: Omeo-
Moi ô¿ô: O korosu! Hehehe beat ya to it!
Heero: Thats it!! *shoots Moi ô¿ô*
Relena: *gasp* *runs away*
Heero: Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Relena goes back to the GW world.
Relena: And thats he whole story.
Duo: Heero's gone nuts!
Quatre: Sound the alarm!
Trowa: Can I fly Zero now?
Wufei: No! I get to fly Zero!
Relena: Looks like I'm the author for now....
Duo: *eyes widen* Hell on Earth........
Relena: We need more help.....but from who?
Who indeed! Stay tuned for the next chapter in this
compelling (am I overdoing it?) thriller!
Cloud: What!? What!?
Moi ô¿ô: Ack! Get back! I can't afford to write about you anymore! Budget cuts are hell.
Yuffie: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I wanna do more fun stuff!
Moi ô¿ô: Sorry......I can, however afford these people though!
Yuffie and Cloud poof into oblivion, and the Gundam Wing boys appear.
Heero takes his gun out right away.
Heero: *points his gun at Moi ô¿ô's head* Tell me why we're here or its lights out.
Moi ô¿ô: Uhhh....well the thing is....You guys are gonna be in a fan-fic.
Duo: Cool! What about?
Moi ô¿ô: Actually its only gonna be starring Heero and Relena, so you guys don't need to be here.
Duo, Trowa, Quatre and Wufei all disappear, and Relena appears in thier place.
Heero: Omeo o korosu! *runs at Moi ô¿ô*
Moi ô¿ô: *runs* This isn't suppossed to happen!!! Roll the show Relena!!!!
Relena: How??
Moi ô¿ô: Pull the red lever!
Relena: But it says "Do not pull"!
Moi ô¿ô: *climbing up the stage wall* Just do it!
Heero: Die!!
Romeo and Juliet.......A Variation, Starring Heero and Relena!
By Moi ô¿ô
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Gundam Wing or Final Fantasy, or anything related to them. Though as much as I'd like to be rich, and having owned them, I don't :'(
Relena pulls the lever, and she and Heero appear in a run-down park.
Heero: I refuse to do this.
Moi ô¿ô: I can make you do it. Would you rather that?
Heero: ......
Moi ô¿ô: I'll take that as a yes. *snapps his fingers, and Treize appears, doing a strip dance*
Heero: NOOO! Make it stop! Ok! I'll do it!
Moi ô¿ô: *makes Treize disappear* And mean it too! This is going to be a spoof and a half!
Heero: Fine..........
Relena: Whats the half part?
Heero and Moi ô¿ô slap themselves in the head.
Heero and Moi ô¿ô: Oy.....
Moi ô¿ô: And........Action!
Moi ô¿ô: *holds up his video camera* This is the house of Juliet Capulet...*the camera stops on a sand box* well....not really, but you can blame that on the budget cuts.
The camera pans again, and stops at the top of a slide, which has an uncanny resemblance to a balcony.
Moi ô¿ô: Juliet awaits the arrival of her one true love, Romeo.
Heero marches like a dork across a small field, and trips over a fallen branch.
Moi ô¿ô: Hurry Romeo! The Capulets will catch you!
Heero bangs on the bottom of the slide/balcony
Heero: Ya up there!?
Moi ô¿ô: It seems that there are still party members there.....Romeo must hide!
Heero makes a break for it, in a random direction.
Moi ô¿ô: Romeo!! Wrong way Romeo!!
Heero runs back and hides under the slide/balcony.
Relena: Did I hear a noise? Is that Romeo? Romeo, Romeo! Where for art thou Romeo?
Deny thy father and refuse thy name, what thou art not, will have sworn my love, and I will no longer be a Capulet!
Moi ô¿ô: Psst! Thats not how it goes Relena!
Relena: ......Don't ruin this!...
Heero: ......What is she talking about?
Relena: Tis but my name that is my enemy! .............I forget the next line!
Heero: She wrote it down?
Relena: *takes a piece of paper out of he pocket* Ahh yeah! Thou art thy self, though not a Montegue. What's Montegue!? Tis not
hand, nor foot, nor arm, nor face, nor.....any other part belonging to a man!
Heero: Are you gonna come down, or are you gonna keep being hentai?
Relena: Hold on a minute....Oh, what's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other name would
smell as sweet. So Romeo would if he were not Romeo called, pertain that sheer perfection without that title?
Oh, Romeo...doth thy name! And for thy name, and no part of thee, take all thy self.
Heero: *looks to Moi ô¿ô* I'm gonna go see what Juliet's talking about, she's scaring me. *climbs up the slide/balcony*
Relena: Oh, Romeo hi! Whatcha do'n Romeo? Err...What for art thou doing, my love?
Heero: Do you speak English or don't you?
Relena: This is English oh, Romeo. Thou art not understanding my old English art thou?
Heero: *blank look*
Relena: What ablout our everlasting love oh Romeo type person?
Heero: Everlasting love? I just came down here to deliver a pizza!
Relena: PIZZA!?!?!? What about the dance we had? Didn't we have the best of all dances?
Heero: I dunno.
Relena: You seriously don't know? Well then leave!! Don't come back!
Heero slides down the slide, and the camera shuts off.
Moi ô¿ô: Cut! Thats a rap!
The scenery changes back to the stage.
Heero: That was torture......
Relena: That was fun!
Heero: Omeo-
Moi ô¿ô: O korosu! Hehehe beat ya to it!
Heero: Thats it!! *shoots Moi ô¿ô*
Relena: *gasp* *runs away*
Heero: Ha...haha....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!
Relena goes back to the GW world.
Relena: And thats he whole story.
Duo: Heero's gone nuts!
Quatre: Sound the alarm!
Trowa: Can I fly Zero now?
Wufei: No! I get to fly Zero!
Relena: Looks like I'm the author for now....
Duo: *eyes widen* Hell on Earth........
Relena: We need more help.....but from who?
Who indeed! Stay tuned for the next chapter in this
compelling (am I overdoing it?) thriller!