Quatre walks on stage, and tapps on the mic.
Quatre: I'm sure if he were here right now, Moi ô¿ô would tell you that the spoof of Romeo and Juliet that you just saw was based on the spoof by Random Acts of Insanity. Thank you.
Quatre walks off stage.
When Pilots Write Stories
By Moi ô- Err....Relena Peacecraft.
Disclaimer: Uhh....what's it suppossed to say again?
Duo holds up cue cards.
Ohhh! Moi ô¿ô doesn't own Gundam Wing or for that matter any thing else in this story, except half of Random Acts Of Insanity.
Wufei: Creepy onna..............
Relena: I'm the author, so you have to listen to me! Now.....we need help, and we need it fast.
Yuffie suddenly appears.
Yuffie: Moi ô¿ô! I need more pocky! *sees the GW peoples and blinks a few times*
Duo: *stares*
Quatre: AHHHH!!!
Trowa: What the!?
Wufei: The world is being invaded my women!
Relena: Hi! I'm Relena Peacecraft. What's your name?
Yuffie: Uhhh....uh....CLOUD!! *brings Cloud out from oblivion*
Cloud: What is it now?
Yuffie: *points*
Cloud: So? Its just 3 weird looking boys, and 2 girls.
Relena: There's another girl here? *looks around*
Cloud: Yeah, the one over there with the braid.
Duo: HEY! I'm NOT a girl you blonde porcupine!
Cloud: Oops.....Heheheh.
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie. So....whats going on?
Relena: Some Moi guy is dead, and our friend Heero killed him, and went inasane.
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô is DEAD!?
Yuffie: NO!!!!!!
Cloud: Lets kill that Heero guy!
Yuffie: Lets not over-react. We do have pheonix down.
Cloud: Oh yeah! So wheres the body?
Relena tells Cloud where the body is, while Cloud revives Moi ô¿ô.
Cloud: Are you ok Moi ô¿ô?
Moi ô¿ô: *wakes up and blinks*
Yuffie: Yay!
Moi ô¿ô: Omeo o korosu.....
Cloud: Hey! I revived you, the least you could do is thank me!
Moi ô¿ô: O korosu omeo......omeo omeo!!
Quatre: Jeez.....he really has a temper.....
Trowa: Heero doesn't even talk like that.
Wufei: Allow me....*gets up and slapps Moi ô¿ô in the face*
Moi ô¿ô: OWW! Err......Hey! Thanks!
Wufei: That always works.
Moi ô¿ô: So what happened while I was gone?
Duo: That freakazoid took over as author!*points to Relena*
Relena: Hey!
Moi ô¿ô: SHE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud: Good one braid boy.
Moi ô¿ô: *runs up to Relena* WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
Relena: Nothing!
Moi ô¿ô: AHHHHHH!!
Wufei: *whispers something to Duo*
Duo: Heheheheh. She wrote 12 stories about how pacafisim can solve all the world's problems!
Relena: I did not!
Moi ô¿ô: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs up the stairs, and jumps off the roof*
Yuffie and Cloud try to catch Moi ô¿ô, but get squished by him.
Quatre: You guys are being evil!
Wufei: Thats the idea.
Duo: Ok, we gotta think of something to do here.
Trowa: Were'nt we gonna be looking for Heero?
Duo: He'll come back when he's ready. Now lets see....*concots a storyline*
Relena: This can't be good.
Duo: First, Relena gets eaten by a big.....uhh....shoe!
A big right-foot penny loafer appears, and eats Relena.
Quatre: *stares big-eyed*
Wufei: Yay! No more freaky onna!
Trowa: My turn!
Duo: Ok. *sits down*
Trowa: Then the shoe tries to join the circus, and when it gets rejected, it guns down all the clowns.
Wufei: Then it eats every AOL server in the universe!
Quatre: This is disturbing....I'm leaving....
Quatre leaves, and sees Heero across the street climbing a tree like a monkey.
Quatre: HEERO!
Heero: *sings the Anvil Chorus*
Duo: (from inside the stage building) Its your turn to be author Quatre!
Quatre: Uhh....uhh...*takes out his camera and takes a picture of Heero, before invoking that he be normal.
Heero: Oww....my head....
Suddenly, a big pink bunny with a leather jacket rides down the street on a motorcycle.
Quatre: That has to be Duo's doing.....
Heero: So where's Relena?
Quatre: She got eaten by a shoe.
Heero: O_o
Quatre: Its true!
Hevyarms appears on the TV in somebody's house, while the prisedent declares him king of the world.
Quatre: We have to stop them!
They go back inside the building.
Heero: Right! Before Wufei invokes that-
Wufei: I own Zero!!
Heero: NO!!!
Duo: Heero!
Quatre: Well, Its my turn to be author now, and I say that every thing goes back to the way it was before we came here!
Thunder crashes, and loud noises echo throughout the universe, and the Gundam peeps get transported back to their world.
Moi ô¿ô: Oww! Get off me you two!
Cloud: Ugghgh.......
Yuffie: Alive! I'm alive!
Some time later, at Cloud's Condo..........
Citizen: *walks up to Moi ô¿ô telegram*
Moi ô¿ô: *opens it* Yay! The budget cuts have been revoked!
Everyone: Woo-hoo!
THE END ô¿ô!
Quatre: I'm sure if he were here right now, Moi ô¿ô would tell you that the spoof of Romeo and Juliet that you just saw was based on the spoof by Random Acts of Insanity. Thank you.
Quatre walks off stage.
When Pilots Write Stories
By Moi ô- Err....Relena Peacecraft.
Disclaimer: Uhh....what's it suppossed to say again?
Duo holds up cue cards.
Ohhh! Moi ô¿ô doesn't own Gundam Wing or for that matter any thing else in this story, except half of Random Acts Of Insanity.
Wufei: Creepy onna..............
Relena: I'm the author, so you have to listen to me! Now.....we need help, and we need it fast.
Yuffie suddenly appears.
Yuffie: Moi ô¿ô! I need more pocky! *sees the GW peoples and blinks a few times*
Duo: *stares*
Quatre: AHHHH!!!
Trowa: What the!?
Wufei: The world is being invaded my women!
Relena: Hi! I'm Relena Peacecraft. What's your name?
Yuffie: Uhhh....uh....CLOUD!! *brings Cloud out from oblivion*
Cloud: What is it now?
Yuffie: *points*
Cloud: So? Its just 3 weird looking boys, and 2 girls.
Relena: There's another girl here? *looks around*
Cloud: Yeah, the one over there with the braid.
Duo: HEY! I'm NOT a girl you blonde porcupine!
Cloud: Oops.....Heheheh.
Yuffie: I'm Yuffie. So....whats going on?
Relena: Some Moi guy is dead, and our friend Heero killed him, and went inasane.
Cloud: Moi ô¿ô is DEAD!?
Yuffie: NO!!!!!!
Cloud: Lets kill that Heero guy!
Yuffie: Lets not over-react. We do have pheonix down.
Cloud: Oh yeah! So wheres the body?
Relena tells Cloud where the body is, while Cloud revives Moi ô¿ô.
Cloud: Are you ok Moi ô¿ô?
Moi ô¿ô: *wakes up and blinks*
Yuffie: Yay!
Moi ô¿ô: Omeo o korosu.....
Cloud: Hey! I revived you, the least you could do is thank me!
Moi ô¿ô: O korosu omeo......omeo omeo!!
Quatre: Jeez.....he really has a temper.....
Trowa: Heero doesn't even talk like that.
Wufei: Allow me....*gets up and slapps Moi ô¿ô in the face*
Moi ô¿ô: OWW! Err......Hey! Thanks!
Wufei: That always works.
Moi ô¿ô: So what happened while I was gone?
Duo: That freakazoid took over as author!*points to Relena*
Relena: Hey!
Moi ô¿ô: SHE WHAT!?!?!?!?!?
Cloud: Good one braid boy.
Moi ô¿ô: *runs up to Relena* WHAT DID YOU DO!?!?
Relena: Nothing!
Moi ô¿ô: AHHHHHH!!
Wufei: *whispers something to Duo*
Duo: Heheheheh. She wrote 12 stories about how pacafisim can solve all the world's problems!
Relena: I did not!
Moi ô¿ô: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! *runs up the stairs, and jumps off the roof*
Yuffie and Cloud try to catch Moi ô¿ô, but get squished by him.
Quatre: You guys are being evil!
Wufei: Thats the idea.
Duo: Ok, we gotta think of something to do here.
Trowa: Were'nt we gonna be looking for Heero?
Duo: He'll come back when he's ready. Now lets see....*concots a storyline*
Relena: This can't be good.
Duo: First, Relena gets eaten by a big.....uhh....shoe!
A big right-foot penny loafer appears, and eats Relena.
Quatre: *stares big-eyed*
Wufei: Yay! No more freaky onna!
Trowa: My turn!
Duo: Ok. *sits down*
Trowa: Then the shoe tries to join the circus, and when it gets rejected, it guns down all the clowns.
Wufei: Then it eats every AOL server in the universe!
Quatre: This is disturbing....I'm leaving....
Quatre leaves, and sees Heero across the street climbing a tree like a monkey.
Quatre: HEERO!
Heero: *sings the Anvil Chorus*
Duo: (from inside the stage building) Its your turn to be author Quatre!
Quatre: Uhh....uhh...*takes out his camera and takes a picture of Heero, before invoking that he be normal.
Heero: Oww....my head....
Suddenly, a big pink bunny with a leather jacket rides down the street on a motorcycle.
Quatre: That has to be Duo's doing.....
Heero: So where's Relena?
Quatre: She got eaten by a shoe.
Heero: O_o
Quatre: Its true!
Hevyarms appears on the TV in somebody's house, while the prisedent declares him king of the world.
Quatre: We have to stop them!
They go back inside the building.
Heero: Right! Before Wufei invokes that-
Wufei: I own Zero!!
Heero: NO!!!
Duo: Heero!
Quatre: Well, Its my turn to be author now, and I say that every thing goes back to the way it was before we came here!
Thunder crashes, and loud noises echo throughout the universe, and the Gundam peeps get transported back to their world.
Moi ô¿ô: Oww! Get off me you two!
Cloud: Ugghgh.......
Yuffie: Alive! I'm alive!
Some time later, at Cloud's Condo..........
Citizen: *walks up to Moi ô¿ô telegram*
Moi ô¿ô: *opens it* Yay! The budget cuts have been revoked!
Everyone: Woo-hoo!
THE END ô¿ô!