**Disclaimer** I do not own DragonBall Z in anyway.
**Notes** This is my first attempt at fanfiction, no flames please. Only positive comments. ^_ ^
Goku's day of Smartness
It was a normal day at the Son residence,
"Chi Chi, I'm hungry, I can't wait for Gohan to come!" Whined Goku
"You better wait Goku" Said Chi Chi, whipping out her frying pan of wonder, Goku's eyes opened to an unnatural size,
"Actually," Said Goku nervously, "I think I can wait a little while longer.."
"Good" Said Chi Chi with a reproving nod. Suddenly,
"Hey Kakarott, get your butt down here so I can kick it into next week!" Goku's eyes misted up,
"Vegeta, I..I.."
"What?!?!"
"I haven't eaten yet" Vegeta facevaulted and left muttering things about Saiya-Jin pride.
"Kassan, Tousan I home!" Gohan yelled as he entered,
"Yesss!!!!!" Said Goku as he lunged at the food, only to miss the table and hit the wall.
"Goku!" Yelled Chi Chi as she dashed by her husband's side looking for anything wrong, "Goku, is there anything wrong?" Goku groaned,
"I think I fractured my collar bone, but it will be fine if I applied an ice pack and stabilize it for at least 48 hours."
"WHAT!?!?" Screamed Chi Chi
"I think I fractured my collar bone, but it will be fine if I applied an ice pack and stabilize it for at least 48 hours." Repeated Goku. Chi Chi fainted and Gohan just stood there, mouth hangin open
** You know, says Goku, you shouldn't use the term 'hangin' because it will bring down your grade and only make you more apt to use it in your essays and such. **
When Chi Chi didn't wake up, Gou took her to their room and applied an ice pack on her head then flew over to Capsule Corps to see if Vegeta could spar.
"Hey Kakarott, finally you came, I thought you would never come"
"Vegeta, please don't call me Kakarott, I dislike the term. It reminds me of a certain vegetable that I like to eat and it would be rather hard to explain to someone that I ate myself because of my name." Vegeta fainted at Goku saying something smart and when he didn't awake, Goku picked him up and took him inside to Bulma.
"Bulma, Vegeta fainted, he will be fine, but to be on the safe side, I think that you should put him in bed for at least a day, give him lots of liquid and he might have a slight headache when he awakes." Said Goku
"Wha…what?" Stuttered Bulma, Goku decided not repeat himself in case that Bulma might also faint
"Nothing, I said nothing" sighed Goku.
What will happen next? I will write the next part if I get 5+ reviews. Bwhahahahahaha!