Goku's day of Smartness – Part III
** I don't own DragonBall Z, this fic is also a kind of my next fic, so two fics in one!
I also took some material out of Kenen and Kel, so I don't own that either. The characters might also act different ^-^**
Slowly Goku opened his eyes,
"Chi Chi, I…."
"Yes Goku?"
"I….I"
"Geez Goku say it already!"
"I'm HUNGRY!!"
"WAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!"
Chi Chi was relieved, her Goku was back and he wasn't smart.
"I'm gonna see what Vegeta is up to K?" Said Goku as he finished inhaling the contents in the fridge, pantry cupboard, emergency stores and the garden,
"But Goku, it's 3:00am, he'll be asleep"
"Nah, I always sneak out around this time to spar" replied Goku
"You what? Why you little….." Started Chi Chi, but Goku had already left, so there was no point of going on.
**At CC**
Goku and Vegeta are outside Bulma's window, Goku knows that Vegeta likes Bulma, so he decides to help him Goku said to Vegeta,
"Girls like that romance stuff, so use a ladder and climb up to the window."
At first Vegeta grumbled, but in the end agreed.
So at the present with Vegeta on a ladder outside Bulma's window, Vegeta tapped on the window,
"Woman wake up," he said
Nothing, he tapped again, still nothing, so Vegeta pushed the window, but he lost his balance on the ladder and fell inside. Bulma woke up,
"Vegeta what are you doing here?" She asked
"I need to tell you something" Vegeta replied, they sat on the window ledge (inside btw)
"Vegeta, I'm bored" Said Goku
"Kakarott I told you to stay down there!" snapped Vegeta,
"Oh OK then" replied Goku as he climbed back down,
"Be quiet guys my Kassan might come in" hissed Bulma
"Silent woman, I need to inform you of something…."
"Vegeta, I'm hungry" interrupted Goku again,
"What did I tell you Kakarott? Stay down there!" growled Vegeta who was getting annoyed,
"Oh yeah, Yamcha's comin"
"I don't care Kakarott, get lost!"
Vegeta turned to Bulma, then realized what Goku said,
"Did Kakarott just say 'Yamcha's coming'?"
Bulma nodded,
"Kakarott, we have to hide!" Said Vegeta, as he pulled Goku through the open window.
Goku grabbed the ladder as he came inside and Bulma, Vegeta and Goku looked for a place to hide. Vegeta went into Bulma closet, Goku shoved the ladder on Bulma's bed and put the blanket over it and jumped into a pile of soft toys, covered himself up to his head and grinned obviously trying to look like a soft toy. Mean while Yamcha came through the window and walked towards Bulma,
"Bulma, darling, I'm so sorry I stood you up today, I had some…er…work to deal with."
Bulma opened her mouth to speak, when,
"Bulma, are you OK in there?"
Bulma's parents had woken up,
"Quick Yamcha hide!" said Bulma,
"I'll hide in the closet"
"No!!" Bulma tried to stop him, but it was too late, Yamcha jumped in the closet just as Bulma's parents came in the door.
**Meanwhile in the closet**
"Vegeta?!! What are you doing in Bulma's closet?!" demanded Yamcha,
"What's the dilly, filly?" said Vegeta
"Um well….Bulma's got some nice clothes hasn't she? Oh yeah, look at this one" said Vegeta fingering the clothes,
"Vegeta….."
**In Bulma's bedroom**
"Why are you sleeping with a ladder Bulma?" asked Mrs. Briefs,
"What's going on in he….." Dr Briefs never finished his sentence because the closet door opened and Yamcha and Vegeta fell out.
"How'd I get in Bulma's closet? Man I gotta get out, yeah I gotta go, must go" Vegeta stuttered as he climbed out the window really fast, everybody stared at Yamcha waiting for an answer, suddenly Goku jumped up sending soft toys everywhere,
"I'm a big toy, I'm sad because no one will play with my any more, I'm going"
With that Goku did a bellyflop out the open window. Everybody stared and when they turned back to Yamcha he was gone.
"Wonder what that was about huh?" said Bulma nervously,
"Any ways I'm tried, night night"
Bulma jumped into her bed and fell asleep, Dr Briefs shrugged, took the ladder, put it away and went back to bed. Mrs. Briefs starred at her daughter and said to herself,
"We HAVE to get Bulma a decent boyfriend, what does she see in that ladder?" After awhile Mrs. Briefs too went to bed.
Fine
**So what did you think? More later!**