A Small Portion of Time in the Life of Tim Jasen --A/K


[Note: This is intentionally short and stupid, and the dialogue is written somewhat in the style of an IRC log.]

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Tim Jasen is an ordinary man by all means. He lives in a small
town called Zema, and runs a successful item shop. His wife,
Elly, lives with him, and they both lead wonderful lives.
Wonderful, that is, until a strange man in black visits their
town.

strange_man HELO FATIES I AM ZIO!!1 I YUO SOME POEPELE FROM
TEH UNVIREISTY ARE SCRWEIN GAROUNF INSIED TEH CAVE!!~! I WILL
TRUN ALL YUO ALL INTO STON NOW!

Tim Oh no I am going to get turned into stone! Good thing I
locked up the store.

Zio MHUHUHAHUAHAHUAH!!

* Zio casts TurnToStone 8

Zio MHUHUHAHUAHAHUAH!!

*** Zio changes the topic to 'YUO ARE ALL STONE!! lol ok'

* Zio leaves.


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