A Small Portion of Time in the Life of Tim Jasen --A/K


[Note: Again, stupid. And I say its intentionally stupid for a reason.]

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Several days pass by, but Tim is unaware of any time passage since
he is frozen in stone.

blonde_16m Okay old man, here you go. Are you all right?

Tim The moment Zio raised his hand, all I saw was blackness. Then, when I came to, you guys were standing right there.

At that moment, a character from a completely different franchise
rolls down the side of the mountain at the base of which Zema is
located. He is wearing orange, and has messy black hair.

Goku I am a character from a completely different franchise, here
for no reason other than to make this story longer.

* Goku pulls a sensou bean out of nowhere, pops it into his mouth,
and runs off in a generally southward direction.

A few moments later , a cat and a girl chase after him, the cat
mumbling something about morons, and the girl yelling at it to get
the hell back into her story.

Alys That was stupid.

Hahn WTF WHERE IS PROFESSOR HOLT?!??!

Tim Uh, he went back into the cave.

Hahn DAMMIT! We have to follow him now.

Alys Okay, lets all go back into the cave. But first we must
rest at the inn.

Chaz k

Gryz k

Hahn OKAY BUT WE HAVE TO GO THERE RIGHT AFTERWARDS BECAUSE I
HAVE AN EMOTIONAL ATTACHMENT TO THE PROFESSOR FOR NO REAL REASON.

* Cat runs up to Hahn and picks him up.

Tim WTF there is a giant hand in the air.

* Nm_hand slaps cat across the face.

* Cat drops Hahn and starts crying.

I_love_Link HEY CAT TIME TO GET OUT OF THIS STORY.

* I_love_Link and cat vanish into a puff of blue smoke.

Hahn YEY IAM SAVED!!

* NM_hand picks Hahn up and whips him at the mountain

Hahn OOW!

* Hahn rejoins his party and they all go into the inn.


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[Note: Is this story getting better or worse? Also, Many kind thanks to Simmerl, without whom the part of this chapter that was supposed to be accurate would not have been accurate.]

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